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Cooking Fails That Will Make You Shake Your Darn Head

Do you feel like your skills in the kitchen have improved during the pandemic and the lockdowns because there’s not really much else to do?

If so, then you are NOT like these people. Not at all, actually, because, based on these photos, these people shouldn’t even be let near a kitchen…or an oven…or even a toaster.

Take a look at these epic fails that took place in the kitchen and say a special prayer that these folks get their acts together soon…

Let’s see what happened.

1. Well, you failed.

Don’t try that again!

We tried to make "Ladybug Rolls." from ExpectationVsReality

2. Who’s ready for a tasty, historical dish?

I don’t think that went over too well…

Tonight was foreign culture night in my house so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii from funny

3. Oh, my…

I can’t say I’ve ever seen that before.

4. The Book of the Dead!

You need to burn that thing. Trust me.

5. That is absolutely horrifying.

That also needs to be incinerated.

My friend made a “hedgehog” for her 14-year old son’s birthday from shittyfoodporn

6. That’s a sign.

And it’s not a good one.

7. Take it home with you!

You have a new best friend.

Someone left a bread pudding in the back of the oven for 5 days. So here is my new pet rock, Charlie. from KitchenConfidential

8. Oh, there it is.

I was looking for that…

….Found the spoon honey from funny

9. Not a good day.

You need some new kitchen equipment!

Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn’t eat; had a lil cry. from Wellthatsucks

10. What am I looking at here?

Never seen this before…

Boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong from awfuleverything

11. She really tried…

But don’t let her near the grill again.

12. Yikes. That is scary.

There’s no way anyone ate them, did they?

I baked some strawberry cakes in cat molds. Once iced, they looked like burn victims. from mildlyinteresting

Yowza! Those are definitely not good. I mean, they might TASTE good… but boy do they look like s**t!

How about you? Have you had any bad cooking mishaps lately?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments and share some pics if you have them.

Thanks fam!

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People Shared Their Epic Cooking Fails and They’re Something to Behold

This is not good. Not good at all…

What you’re about to see might cause you to experience a range of emotions. You’ll probably laugh, you might cry, and you’ll most likely cringe and shake your head in disgust.

Because these photos of cooking and baking fails are not pretty…

Let’s take a look at the damage that took place inside these kitchens. You’ve been warned.

1. The absolute worst.

Looks like you’re gonna be working a little overtime tonight.

5 minutes before close after a 12 hour shift… from KitchenConfidential

2. The stuff nightmares are made of.

Never try that again!

I tried to bake. from ExpectationVsReality

3. What a fun hobby!

Hmmm, nice try on that one.

Bake bread they said… an overnight rise will taste so good they said… put in the fridge they said… it’s so a rewarding hobby they said… from Wellthatsucks

4. It was obviously a great holiday!

The perfect texture, I think.

Happy Thanksgiving from my little sisters first ever turkey! from pics

5. Looks like something out of a horror movie.

This is pretty scary.

Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well… from shittyfoodporn

6. Didn’t work out so well.

Better luck next time.

Tried cooking a sweet potato in my new air fryer today… from Wellthatsucks

7. Have a Corona Cake!

Actually, you should trademark that.

Attempted to make Flower Pancakes for my wife as a mothers day surprise but they ended up looking like Corona Cakes from Wellthatsucks

8. Totally and completely defeated.

You gave it your best shot…

This is what defeat looks like. from funny

9. It looks like something else.

I just can’t put my finger on it…

I tried to make a cake with a lobster shaped dish from Wellthatsucks

10. This is outrageously bad.

But we commend you for trying!

Birthday Cake attempt this weekend from nailedit

11. Lucky the house didn’t burn down.

Gotta be careful with fire!

12. Is that a dead dinosaur?

That’s kind of what it looks like to me…just saying…

What my brother was trying to make vs what he actually made from nailedit

13. The perfect pairing.

You are a wizard in the kitchen!

My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife from shittyfoodporn

Maybe those people should stay away from the kitchen for a while…just a thought.

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about your worst cooking or baking fail. And share some photos too if you have them! Thanks!

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Interesting Wedding Cakes That Might Want to Look at Twice

The day you get married is supposed to be magical.

Everything is supposed to work out according to plan and there should be no surprises or accidents.

And one thing that you and your guests will definitely remember is that cake. Forget about the Best Man speech and the Father-Daughter dance…no one will recall those events.

But the cake better be beautiful and it better be tasty…or else you’ll be haunted by that memory forever.

And I have a feeling that’s what happened with these folks because these cakes are…well, you’ll see…

Let’s take a look.

1. This is totally hilarious.

“Why is there a wedding?”

This cake was supposed to spell "Wiser Wedding" from ExpectationVsReality

2. I’m not sure what kind of cake this is…

It looks like internal organs or Spaghetti-O’s.

Hearty Wedding from ATBGE

3. They really did a number of the faces of these two.

Do you think they were pleased with the final product?

4. Are those chicken tenders?

Did Applebee’s cater the wedding AND make the cake?

Saw this on my fb feed…from a wedding… from shittyfoodporn

5. Some very interesting choices here.

Hey, to each their own, right?

This…my buddies wedding cake! from funny

6. What’s more romantic than road kill?

Nothing, as far as I know.

This road kill wedding cake from ATBGE

7. Not even close!

I hope you asked to speak to the manager.

I present to you, our wedding cake. I will admit they got the color right. That’s it. Yes I’m serious. from nailedit

8. Wow, this is pretty weird…

Not really sure what they were going for.

This “cattle brand” themed wedding cake that looks like a crusty, infected nipple from weddingshaming

9. Elegant. Dignified. American.

Red and White Dynamite for the win!

My cousins wedding cake… from trashy

10. Taking some notes from Borat.

What a strange world we live in…

Trashy Wedding Cake Topper from trashy

11. Wow…I’m guessing this was in the South?

But I could be wrong…

Look at this wedding cake from trashy

Those are pretty wild, huh?

How about you?

Have you seen any crazy wedding cakes? Or maybe YOU had a crazy wedding cake?

Share some pics with us in the comments, please!

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The Folks Who Made These Gross Meals Should Never Be Allowed Back in the Kitchen

Looking at these photos gave me flashbacks of awful food I’ve had to endure in the past…and one incident in particular…

Let me set the scene for you: I was around 12-years-old and I spent the night at my friend Greg’s house up the street. The next morning, his mother INSISTED I sit down for breakfast with the family because she had a real treat in store for us.

Guess what? IT WAS NOT A TREAT.

I’m still not sure how you mess up scrambled eggs but she managed to do it and they tasted like some kind of alien life form. I ended up feeding mine to the dog underneath the table while no one was looking. That is a true story.

Anyway, here are some gross meals that might make you never want to eat actual food ever again…

1. Time to find a new roommate.

This is really not cool…just sayin’…

TIL my roommate leaves the plastic on the crab… from shittyfoodporn

2. Can someone please explain this to me?

I’m very confused…

All other subs told me it belongs there from shittyfoodporn

3. Turkey looks a little bit dry…

Just a thought…

Going to need a lot more cheese sauce to choke thay turkey down from shittyfoodporn

4. Absolutely not.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

People love cold pizza, so why not cold sauce and cheese in a tortilla? from shittyfoodporn

5. Living the high life, huh?

You are definitely a high roller.

My Christmas dinner a few years ago. from shittyfoodporn

6. Someone had a terrible birthday this year.

What did you do to deserve this?

Quite possibly the worst excuse for cake ever. from shittyfoodporn

7. No, no I haven’t.

And I really don’t want to.

You’ve heard of the pizza roll, the pizza bagel, and the pizzadilla. But have you considered…pizza grits from shittyfoodporn

8. This isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

It’s not great, but…

Flaming Hot Mac n Cheese from shittyfoodporn

9. Looks like you found this in a dumpster.

Get it out of my face!

Chicken soup on toast from shittyfoodporn

10. A very interesting concoction.

Question: did anyone throw up after they ate this?

Spaghetti with sour cream as sauce because I didn’t want to open a can of spaghetti sauce. Plus a big squirt of buffalo sauce, garlic powder, salt, and then bacon bits cause from shittyfoodporn

11. Funny to look at, not funny to eat.

You spent a lot of time on this, didn’t you?

[Meme Of The Day] Thanksgiving Memes from KnowYourMeme

12. How did it taste?

You’re a real wizard in the kitchen.

Forgot to set a timer on my Red Baron pizza. Was supposed to go in for 16 minutes, not half an hour. from shittyfoodporn

I think I’d rather go hungry than eat any of those dishes…just sayin’…

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about some really bad meals you’ve eaten before. And share some photos too if you have them! Please and thank you!

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Really Gross Meals That People Made for Some Reason

You know what I’ve learned during the pandemic and the resulting lockdowns? And I’m basing this all on the social media accounts of my friends…

There are A LOT of bad cooks out there. Hey, I’m not the greatest thing known to humanity in the kitchen but I’m okay…and I don’t share pics of my food so no one will ever know anyway.

My point is that a lot of folks are stuck at home and all of a sudden they think they’re Guy Fieri or something.

So, in the spirit of that, are you ready to see some bad food creations that might make you sick?

Let’s go!

1. A very interesting choice.

Are you a professional chef, by chance?

Microwaved hotdogs with shredded cheese and ketchup from shittyfoodporn

2. Well, you failed.

And no one wants to talk to you ever again.

Had some leftover gravy so I tried making some “poutine” from shittyfoodporn

3. This is a disaster.

I think I’m gonna be sick!

Turkey bacon fried in Italian olive oil & white vinegar; topped with mozzarella from shittyfoodporn

4. Well, at least it’s kind of fun to look at.

Eating it? That’s a separate issue.

Loch Ness Monster from shittyfoodporn

5. What am I looking at here?

Care to explain yourself?

idk what this was but it tasted aight from shittyfoodporn

6. Well, it’s time to break up with her.

Some things just aren’t meant to be…

My GF put mustard on her pizza slice from shittyfoodporn

7. NO THANK YOU.

Get this “dish” out of my sight.

Smashed up breaded fish, with cheese and Jalapeños, (eventually) rolled up in a tortilla with mayo and BBQ sauce. from shittyfoodporn

8. Looks like a bloody mess.

Just go ahead and throw it out the window.

Pumpkin Cheesecake Tart with Cranberry Glaze when you don’t let either part cool from shittyfoodporn

9. Good Lord…this is not cool.

I might even call the police about this one.

Microwaved ciabatta, w/taco shop tomatillo salsa poured over a buttery spread from shittyfoodporn

10. Hmmmmm. Hard pass!

Sorry, but it’s not working for me.

"A different spaghetti bolognese" by Kay’s cooking from shittyfoodporn

11. Looks like something out of a horror movie.

And I don’t mean that in a good way.

Lamb bits – Persian delicacy from shittyfoodporn

12. Simple, yet disgusting.

Hey, you tried your best.

I overslept so here’s my meal for the day a chimichanga and 2 hotdogs from shittyfoodporn

13. This is completely out of control.

And I hope no one actually put this in their mouth.

happy Thanksgiving, americans from StupidFood

Yuck! I can’t unsee those meals…

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about the most disgusting meal you’ve ever eaten…or prepared.

Share some pics too if you have ’em! Thanks!

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People Talk About What Kind of Food People Only Pretend to Like

Oh! I know my answer to this question!

Ethiopian food. It seems to be all the rage among the hipsters in the city I live in. I’ve tried it twice at two different restaurants but I’m just not feeling it. At all.

Now, to be fair, I probably should give it another shot because it’s been several years, but the memories still haunt me, so I’ve been wary of going back…

AskReddit users opened up about what foods they think people only pretend to like.

1. Local fare.

“Anything that’s classified as a “local delicacy”.

There’s usually a reason it’s remained local.

And yes, I am Scandinavian, how’d you guess?”

2. Nope.

“Some of the Jello salads out there. Green Jello with carrots (and sometimes raisins) is an abomination.

Also, whatever the hell my mom used to make with cottage cheese and orange jello.

My family had this weird notion that if you put healthy stuff in Jello that it was a side dish and not a dessert. Nope, you just ruined two foods by making unnatural combinations with them.

Mom never did come across a Jello recipe that she thought was a bad idea though.”

3. Never heard of it.

“Lutefisk

We eat this on Christmas on my dad’s side of the family and everyone hates how it tastes, but it’s an important part of our family history. His ancestors had to eat it to survive famine, and it’s a way of keeping the memory of their sacrifices alive and showing respect to them.

Having it with a table full of absolutely delightful cooking also serves as a reminder of what we do have, and makes us more aware of what we should be thankful for. We do drown it in mustard and cream sauce though.”

4. Eat up!

“Chitlins.

Seriously, it’s intestines sorta cleaned and cooked.

That’s it.”

5. Not normal.

“Gefilte fish.

I refuse to believe anyone under the age of 80 enjoys this food.

It’s not normal.”

6. Thoughts?

“I have the soap gene for cilantro, so I had my fiancé try a bit (raw) to tell me what it tasted like.

Does it really just taste like grass for people without my curse?”

7. Gross.

“Limburger cheese.

It smells and tastes like sweaty feet.”

8. What?!?!

“Tonic water.

It’s like angry poison water.

Shy would anyone drink that on purpose?”

9. Hmmmm…

“Balut.

I spend quite some time in the Philippines and I never saw one person actively ENJOYING the food but eating it because cheap and easy to get.”

10. Come on, now…

“Grape Nuts.

If I wanted that texture and no flavor I would go outside and chew on gravel.”

11. Not a fan.

“Caviar.

I’d like some salt paste please for $100 a scoop…”

12. Marmite.

“Marmite.

There’s literally a series of adverts made by the company where the whole premise is ‘This sh*t tastes so terrible that even the slightest scraping will make you vomit.’

They’re not even pretending anymore. It’s not a food as much as it is an inter-office dare to see just what nasty bullsh*t they can convince people to eat.”

13. Keep it away from me.

“Anything rose or floral flavored.

I wanted a cake, not a cake that smells like flowers and taste like soap.”

14. I get it…but…

“Everybody gonna say oysters and even though I love oysters I get what they mean. They’re the texture of a thick loogey. They taste like saltwater and algae that’s marinated an old piece of discarded bubble gum.

But I love them! I love them so much! I love them with horseradish, lemon juice and hot sauces. They’re mostly just a vector for those flavors I guess. But I’d never really argue with a person who hates on them.

They’re objectively correct. I’ve just eaten so many things at this point, whacked off my taste buds so much, made them numb with fire and acid, that I’ve evolved to some twisted realm of flavor where culinary cenobites make me genuinely enjoy some clearly disgusting meal.”

15. Doesn’t sound great.

“The food my nephew makes.

It’s too salty and its always made out of Play-Doh.”

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us what foods you think people only pretend to like. Please and thank you!

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What Food Do Folks Pretend to Like? 16 People Responded.

Are foods out there that people only pretend to like?

Maybe it’s because it’s all the rage at the moment, maybe it’s extremely hip, or maybe people are just too afraid to speak out against it.

Whatever the case, it does seem like there’s a lot of this going around…or at least people think there is.

Let’s see what AskReddit users had to say about this.

1. Code for “not good.”

“Everything I eat at Rosh Hashanah.

Chopped liver, gefilte fish, kugel (noodles with cottage cheese and raisins).

Everything is described as an “acquired taste,” which is code for “not good.””

2. No thank you.

“Liver and pig’s feet.

I eat all types of food.

I eat sushi, caviar, oysters, beef heart, tongue, etc but those two foods in particular have a certain taste that just broadcasts what they are, and it isn’t positive.”

3. I’m being poisoned!

“Those bitter gross leafs in some salads.

Those are weeds, not food.

Healthy doesn’t mean it needs to taste like poison.”

4. Get that outta here!

“Sprinkles!

You all pretend to like them because they’re cute but in reality they ruin whatever they are on.

Leave my cupcake alone with your glittery crunchy nasty bullsh*t.”

5. Like shoe leather.

“Well done steak.

It destroys the flavor and texture,.

You may as well just save yourself some money and buy chicken instead.”

6. Uh uh…

“Miracle Whip

To quote Kyle Kinane, “mayonnaise doesn’t go bad, it just becomes Miracle Whip. That extra tang in there, you know what that is? Patience.””

7. Not a fan.

“Fruit cake.

Do people actually eat that?

I feel like it work better as a doorstop.

8. Take that back!

“Jägermeister.

It tastes like a syrup version of black licorice.

Ewww, god no.”

9. Not feeling it.

“Coconut Water.

If I wanted to drink taint sweat I would just collect my own.

10. Not for me!

“Kale.

Sure, I’d love a sandpaper salad!”

11. That’s one way to put it.

“Cottage cheese.

It’s the Devil’s yeast infection.”

12. I guess it is kind of gross…

“Celery.

It’s literally bitter, chewy, fibrous water.

Blehhh.”

13. Is it all a conspiracy?

“Candy Corn?

There is a conspiracy that in the 1880’s “Big Sugar” had found a way to sell their low grade sugar by mixing it with edible wax and selling it to children called “candy corn”

if someone “Likes” candy corn they are alien who is trying to “fit in” with humanity, cause people weren’t suppose to like candy other than as fake gag food.”

14. Overpriced.

“Really fancy wines.

I feel like once yet hit anything over USD 40 per bottle, all wines are just about the same levels of good.”

15. Rusty nails.

“Uni(sea urchin).

Tastes like rusty nails and explodes said rusty nail juice in your mouth like a boba.

Chefs talk about how they love it and I think people say they like it to get foodie cred.”

16. Very bitter.

“IPA beer.

Especially when the brewery prides itself on how hoppy it is.

That just means it’ll be so bitter you’ll barely be able to get it past your lips.”

Now we want to hear from all of you out there!

In the comments, tell us what foods you think people only pretend to like.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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