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Dads Will Love These Pitch-Perfect Memes

If you know some dads, then you know that there’s very little in life they enjoy more than a good joke – or at least, what seems like a good joke to them.

I’m pretty sure that a groan and an eyeroll is just as good as a laugh as far as dads are concerned, and if that’s your kind of humor, too, these 14 memes are going to land just right.

14. I don’t want this to be true.

But I’m pretty sure that it is.

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13. Is he thinking it or saying it?

You know what? It doesn’t matter.

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12. This is not just dads.

We all sound deranged and they’ve probably got a mixed tape.

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11. For good reason, obviously.

This way you don’t have to catch an actual fish.

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10. WITH SANDALS.

This man is an absolute legend.

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9. Honestly this is probably more elusive than the thing you were thinking.

It looks hard anyway idk.

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8. I mean, it’s not bad advice.

This coming from a Midwesterner.

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7. Homer is a dad’s dad.

One pant leg at a time.

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6. Uh, that might not work out.

Maybe she didn’t want to go to college anyway.

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5. He can’t stop.

None of them can. It’s a compulsion.

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4. I guess someone should have picked up the yard.

It wasn’t Dad’s job, though, that’s for sure.

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3. It’s so awkward.

It’s like a museum but you can’t find the coffeemaker.

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2. I mean, neither will he.

Something’s gonna stop you from getting to Oregon.

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1. He’ll get it to fit, too.

Just you watch.

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Dad jokes. Love them or hate them, they’re definitely not going anywhere.

What’s your favorite dad joke that gets the groans every time? Share it with us in the comments!

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A Concerned Parent Wants to Know if He’s Wrong for Refusing to Help His Daughter With Her Family Tree Assignment

Almost every kid who attends public school will, at some point, come home with a family tree assignment. You fill in the blanks, you ask your relatives some questions about where they grew up and what their parents did and maybe for an anecdote or two, and voila!

At least, that’s what I remember.

According to this man, though, his daughter’s assignment turned out to be nothing like he expected.

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There were questions about taxes and other personal financial information.

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It asked for replies about medical histories and potential criminal backgrounds.

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He tried reaching out to the teacher but got no response, and other parents were also concerned.

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One of them finally got hold of the teacher, who explained the assignment was meant to make students more aware of the diversity in their school.

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The intention was fine, he thought, but he still felt odd about sharing such personal information – some of it about extended family members – with the community at large.

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He and about 2/3 of the other parents agreed their kids wouldn’t be taking part, but some committee called them “Karens,” and accused them of sabotaging efforts to be more diverse and inclusive.

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He wants to know if this is a normal thing, and if he was maybe overreacting.

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Short answer? No, people don’t think that at all.

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Some pointed out the nature of kids and the potential for the information to be used to bully and tease.

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Others thought the content was inappropriate for young students, and should be reported to the superintendent, besides.

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There is always a fine line – and this seems to have crossed.

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You know you can’t trust anyone these days.

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I don’t know about y’all, but I’m definitely on the side of OP – some things are just not the school’s business.

Tell me in the comments where you come down on this, and why!

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These Dads Are Definitely Not Afraid to Troll Their Own Families

If you know and love a troll, then you know one thing is always true – they are up for trolling no matter the situation, people involved, or any consequences that may come.

These 9 dads prove that’s true, because they are pulling some seriously shady stunts on their own dear families – and I’ve got to be honest, it’s pretty funny.

9. His daughter looks sooooo amused.

Except the opposite.

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8. I would have been suspicious had he passed this up.

He might have been ill.

7. Don’t spend it all in one place.

And make sure to thank him for all of the electricity and stuff.

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6. This is so not right.

I am also so here for it.

Girl got her phone taken away by her parents and later her dad slid this under her door from pics

5. Did this work?

If so, he may have started a trend.

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4. She should have seen this coming.

There was no way to stop it.

3. Trolling is the only way to respond to a group chat.

If only it made them stop.

2. I actually think this is an argument for leaving dads in charge.

How can you argue differently?

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1. He calls ’em like he sees ’em.

And I mean. He’s probably not wrong.

No one is safe from the trolls, y’all! Especially when the trolls are actually related to you! Ack!

Who is the biggest troll in your life and why do you love them? No, not because you’re obligated to. Give us a better answer than that.

Tell us about it in the comments!

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Dads Who Expertly Trolled Their Families

There are trolls everywhere, and as long as their antics are harmless, we generally laugh at their jokes.

It can be less funny – or sometimes more funny – when the call is coming from inside the house. And these 11 dads took their trolling motor out at home, getting their own families pretty darn good.

11. I’d be concerned about a dad who didn’t do this.

What else can you do with these? The possibilities seem endless!

10. You better pay up, son.

That’s a valid request and you need to pay attention.

9. Fastest hands in the West!

They have to learn somehow. And this is as good a way as any.

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8. That poor f**king dumb baby.

Why am I laughing so hard? Because it’s f**king funny?

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7. He’d been planning that for awhile.

He bought an outfit and everything. And that is amazing.

@maggiethurmon

I was trying to film a dance and my dad walked out… so many questions?? I promise this wasn’t staged!! @maggiesdad123

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6. I have no idea what I’m looking at.

But I am not mad about it at all.

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5. If you’re using the word “learned” loosely.

At least he’s got time to perfect it.

4. This is for posterity.

I bet he was dreaming of the day his grandkids would see it.

Throwback to when my mom forgot to submit my senior baby ad for the yearbook and asked my dad to do it from funny

3. Man made his own Snapchat filter.

Bless him.

2. He captured that beautiful moment.

This image should go on Wikipedia.

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1. This is some A+ parenting.

Empathy be damned.

The family that plays together, stays together! And laughs together. And probably eats together.

Yes, they definitely eat together.

Have you ever trolled your own family? Tell us the story in the comments!

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These Dads Belong in the Comedy Tweet Hall of Fame

If there’s not a dad joke hall of fame there really should be…

I mean, that way we could know who to avoid if we’re not in the mood for puns…just kidding, because that’s not a thing!

These 9 dads are really on top of their games, and I know this content is just what you want today, so read on!

9. We’re so close here. So very close.

There’s still a lot of infighting, though, so we shouldn’t feel bad.

8. At least they know the fire plan! Get out!

But who has a land line? Answer: nobody.

7. Happens to the best of us. And the worst of us. And everybody else.

Get one of those little jump boxes and never use a jumper cable again.

6. You do what you gotta do! Just don’t do this again.

We’re in the trenches, here.

5. It’s about both? I guess?

That’s how you know it’s about a man and not a woman.

4. It’s the probably that would worry me.

Unless she’s really good with words.

3. It’s not like they’d listen before they got hurt.

Or after, to be honest.

2. Pullovers are life.

Anyone who buys snap onesies for babies is pure evil.

1. Life is really wearing on them.

Poor babies.

This is what I need every single day. When I get up. In the middle of the day, and when I go to bed.

If we’re being honest – funny people telling the truth about the parenting trenches.

Which one had you in stitches? Tell us all about in the comments!

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Dad Dancing During His Daughter’s Online School Is What Everybody Needs Right Now

It seems that – for a lot of parents, anyway – online school has been full of more downs than ups. We’re trying to manage school along with our own careers, or are running back and forth putting out fires, or our kid’s first grade classroom has gotten way more of a glimpse into our personal life than they probably wanted.

So, we’re due for something hilariously awesome to happen, right?

Little Delaney Jones was making a tutorial on making some kind of Christmas craft. Her mom Jennifer says she often makes them just for fun, or to send to her friends or just to watch herself later.

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Her father did not realize that this particular tutorial was meant for her teacher, and thought it would be funny to dance, wiggle, clap, sing, and swing a toddler around in the background.

I mean, even her older brother gets in on the action.

“I was checking Delaney’s Seesaw (app for school) and she often will send her teachers random videos wishing them well, or goodnight, or just talking to talk.

Well…I found this as a sent video from earlier today.

I hope her teacher laughed as hard as I did.

How’s your distance learning going?”

These dance moves are seriously a sight to behold, but Delaney herself – cool as a cucumber in the midst of absolute male-created madness – is really the star of the show.

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She’s focused on her craft and just keeps going, breaking off here and there to introduce the dancers and other interruptions, and once for a giggle.

Girlfriend is going places in live with focus like that!

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I hope her teacher laughed so hard and then realized she’s in the right line of work after all – I don’t know how you could watch that and not crack up.

I was checking Delaney's seesaw (app for school) and she often will send her teachers random videos wishing them well, or goodnight, or just talking to talk. Well…. I found this as a sent video from earlier today. I hope her teacher laughed as hard as I did….How's your distance learning going?*update* Daddy thought she was just making a "tutorial" like she typically does. He didn't know she uploaded it to seesaw and sent it to her 1st grade teacher!

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Dad’s got some moves!

If you’re watching this, I hope it also reminds you to be silly and have fun with your kiddos.

This has been a trying time for all of us and we can all use the smile.

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These Husbands Prove That Guys Can Be Really Funny (Sometimes)

We all think we’re super funny, but that can’t possibly be true.

And way too many guys think that an excellent sense of humor comes part and parcel with becoming a husband and/or a father – I mean, puns are cool and all, but there are other types of jokes!

These 10 husbands, though, have some seriously funny thoughts on marriage and relationships – just check it out and see if I’m right!

10. You can do that at home!

For free (and now I sound like my father).

9. That’s called working in tandem.

Something tells me she doesn’t think it’s as cute as he does.

8. You’re on the same page.

You’re just reading different books.

7. He can never be wrong.

That’s more important than romance, hello.

6. Everything is a competition.

You know I’m right.

5. Heaven help the person loading it “wrong.”

Because of course there is a right way.

4. Working from home is a trip.

Just be impressed he knows how to work an iron.

3. He thinks it’s charming.

She’s not so sure.

2. Someone needs a memo.

That’s a clear violation.

1. Now that you mention it.

He probably didn’t want to know the answer to that question.

 

I’m giggling quite a bit right now, and I’m glad I am. Dads need to get more credit for being essential AND hilarious.

Which one of these cracked you up the most? Which one would you retweet immediately? Which one do you wish you tweeted?

Let us know in the comments! We love to read your thoughts!

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Husbands Whose Humor Deserves a Slow Clap

There are two types of man humor – the jokes they think are funny, and the jokes that are legitimately funny.

I’m sorry to report that, for most men, the first type outnumber the second on most days – but that’s why we’re here, ready to give these 11 guys a round of applause.

Positive reinforcement!

11. That’s the way to a human heart.

Crosses all genders, ages, modes of being. Everybody loves THAT.

10. That’s below the belt. Literally.

I think the wife technically deserves the credit for the laugh, here.

9. At least you’re alive, honey!

There are probably other fantasies that play out differently. But this one… your memory is shot.

8. Now that’s some REAL real love.

It’s not always pretty, but there you have it.

7. Communication is key!

It sounds like they could use some work.

6. I fail to see the problem.

This drives my husband absolutely mad.

5. Sometimes being a grownup is cool.

Only sometimes, though.

4. Another 10% is doing the same thing in the house.

And if one of you IS gone, texting “when will you be home?”

3. Ain’t that the truth.

The coupons are how they get ya. And then the smell gets ya. And not in a good way.

2. I think he knew that wasn’t what they meant.

But it’s funnier this way, I suppose.

1. I mean, we need to know.

Yes, we know we already checked.

These made me snicker way more than I’d care to.

Are you chuckling? Yeah you are.

Tell us which one got to you in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets From Dads Just Like You

I’ve been writing these tweet lists for a long time, but I’m still not ready to weigh in on whether moms or dads have cornered the market on internet humor.

There is one thing I can say for sure, though – dads definitely have their own patented brand of jokes. Which is obviously something these 12 dads have cashed in on in a big way.

12. She will, too.

On the upside, you probably don’t really need another pair of socks, anyway.

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11. That will definitely do it.

I think the church should look into that.

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10. Why would they do it any earlier?

They’re not about helping you out.

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9. Some things just aren’t worth fighting about.

Especially not when they’re hilarious.

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8. Weird kids are my favorite.

As long as they don’t kill me in my sleep.

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7. Skills for a lifetime, my friends.

You absolutely can never laugh when you shouldn’t with kids.

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6. It’s a good skill to have.

Being prepared is also advisable.

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5. She’s obviously a genius so.

No arguments here.

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4. She probably knew what she was doing.

That, or she just really likes you with a beard.

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3. You’ve gotta admire his thinking.

You don’t have to give him the popsicle, though.

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2. They’re so sweet.

I mean, at least he’s going to miss you.

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1. Rage cleaning is the only way to live.

Or the only way to ensure other people live, anyway.

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Dad jokes are welcome here any time, y’all. I love it.

What’s your favorite dad joke? I want to hear all of the best ones in the comments!

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Clueless Dads Who Never Saw The Fail Coming

Dads are many things – protective, funny, gruff, sweet, and yeah, clueless. It’s part of their charm, right?

And you tell me what’s more charming than a guy doing his best, but who never sees a big ol’ fail coming, even though the rest of us can spot it a mile off.

You can’t! Which is why you’re going to love these 12 clueless dads as much as we do.

12. What was he using to swat a fly, a hammer?

Whatever it was, seems like overkill.

11. That’s one way to scar your child for life.

Just one, though. There are more.

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10. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Men, I swear.

9. That is not how microwave popcorn works.

Or microwaves in general, for that matter.

8. We’re all getting older, okay?

No judgement.

7. In case you were wondering whether there was a difference.

Because this dad didn’t think he would get busted, either.

6. That…is not going to taste right.

Is it wrong that I kind of want to try it, though?

5. How do you miss that?

It had to be on purpose, right? A joke?

4. What is with that almond milk packaging though?

It’s like they want to confuse people.

3. I choose to believe he was pulling her leg.

The other option is too dumb.

2. Someday that information will come in handy.

Dads live for moments like these.

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1. I have no idea what to say about this.

Just…how do you not know that.

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I’ve been a stay at home for more than five years. In May, I started working part-time and this morning I had an event that started before school drop off. My husband stayed home and helped get the kids out for school. Apparently, my daughter decided to wear underwear (not just any underwear but thick diaper like training underwear used for potty training) and told my husband they were “short shorts.” Based on her smile and the fact she locked her door while getting dressed, I’m pretty sure she knew they weren’t shorts!! Swipe ➡ to see the messages that followed once I was informed of the situation, plus a picture of my daughter in school in underwear and the message I received from my girlfriend who filled me in on what was taking place! At least my husband remembered to brush the girls teeth and clean their newly pierced ears… so there’s that! ?‍♀️??‍♀️? . . . #workingmoms #worklifemomlife #headshake #funnymorning #lifeofaworkingmom #stayathomemom #stayathomemomlife #toddlers #threeyearsold #itsagoodstory #lotsoflaughs #lol #todayparentingteam #todayshow #todayshowparents #buzzfeedparenting #buzzfeedparents #scarymommy

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Awww, bless their hearts.

If you’ve got a similar story about your dad (or husband) we want to hear it in the comments!

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