The Award for Worst Straight-Dude Tinder Bio Goes to…This Guy

Dating today is pretty rough. Everyone’s busy, it’s impossible to meet people, and dating apps can be superficial and depressing. Of course, there are decent people out there, and some of them are even on Tinder.

But not this guy.

Twitter user @TheDreamGhoul shared this winner’s bio:

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Holy smokes. There’s so much to unpack here. First, let’s look at the full, expanded list:

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Okay, so reducing people to a score out of 20 is a great strategy for an online quiz, not for screening people to date. This fine fellow is also making superficial things such as putting on make-up and having “way too many clothes” a high priority. I know, everyone is entitled to their preferences, but…wut?

Anyway, Twitter had fun with this one. Here’s someone mocking the idea of putting on a face:

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This person who got a ridiculously high score:

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However, his approach is time-saving:

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I think this is my favorite reply, though:

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I sincerely hope Roz signs up for Tinder.

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14 Dating Tweets so Real They’ll Slap You in the Face

Dating kinda sucks, but sometimes you get a post like this that can give you some key pointers about what to do and what not to do.

That second part is honestly more important. Because if you can avoid doing some dumb shit it can save you a lot of grief AND pay off in the long run. And when I say “pay off,” I mean sex.

Yes, not doing dumb shit will get you laid.

Pay attention to these 14 dating tweets because they could change your damn life!

1. Public is better than private. It’s a fact!

2. Always be on time.

3. Be open, but not TOO open…

4. Keep that topics relatable, fam!

5. No! Be fun! You can be fun!

6. Don’t curve people. You’ll end up alone, like this alcoholic cat.

7. Don’t stray. Or do. It’s really none of my business.

8. Who says it has to be expensive…?

9. Anybody who texts you “lol” needs to be blocked immediately.

10. Married right now, but in the future… who knows?

11. Good tip.

12. They’ll probably get divorced in a few years, so the joke’s on them!

13. Follow back, k?

14. Yeah, how did we ever survive?

You feeling emboldened yet?

Go out there and meet somebody! And then have meaningless sex and never see them again.

This post isn’t about marriage. It’s about dating!

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In 2012 a 22-year-old man…

In 2012 a 22-year-old man on a business trip sent a wrong-number text to a woman 30 years older; she replied that she’d like to hang out anyway. They went to a concert together, started dating, got married, and in 2019 she needed a kidney transplant and he donated his kidney to her.

This Woman Went on a Tinder Dream Date, and Ended Up Getting Scammed out of $200,000

A lot of us have had bad dates, be it on Tinder or elsewhere, but few of those terrible dates probably compare to the experience Cecilie Fjellhoy had recently. The 29-year-old London resident went on a date with a guy who seemed absolutely dreamy… until he swindled $200,000 from her and vanished.

It all started when Cecilie matched with Simon Leviev. Simon told Cecilie that he was an Israeli millionaire and diamond dealer; he claimed that his nickname was the “Prince of Diamonds.”

Sure, that might sound like a scam immediately. But Simon took Cecilie on a private plane ride to Bulgaria as part of their first date, so his story kind of held water. He swept Cecilie off of her feet.

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“This was the first time where I felt like, ‘Oh my god I really like him. And it seems that he really likes me back as well,’” Cecilie told ABC News . “He’s texting and he’s calling and he seems to really want to get to know me, and I think I fell a bit for that.”

Eventually, Simon started claiming that he was in danger because of his line of work. He asked Cecilie to extend her line of credit to him so that nothing would be in his name and there wouldn’t be a paper trail. He even went so far as to send Cecilie videos of him and his “bodyguard” in the hospital after an “attack.”

Unfortunately, it was all a ruse.

Simon turned out to be Shimon Hyuat, a 28-year-old convicted Israeli con-man. He has a long history of defrauding women to fund his lifestyle, including the private plane that he used to woo Cecilie.

In the end, he took Cecilie’s money and disappeared. She was so heartbroken that she had to get psychiatric help. Meanwhile, Shimon is living it up in Panama, where he is denying allegations of defrauding Cecilie.

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So, is Cecilie still on Tinder? It’s unclear, but she is continuing to meet new people — with a lot more skepticism.

“[I’m] much, much less naive,” she said.

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16 Tweets on Dating That Are Just So Damn Relatable

What happens when you’re dating and your BFFs just can’t relate?

Well, you turn to Twitter immediately!

Because the tweeple out there are just friends you haven’t met yet, and they wise AF, will never judge you and they throw so many pearls of wisdom around, you’ll have enough for twenty truth necklaces.

Let’s read dem tweets, fam!

1. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?

2. Is this one of those prank shows?

3. Oh no. No no no…

4. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…

5. Just 623? Amateur…

6. She has a point…

If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.

7. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…

8. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.

9. Oh you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…

10. Why do our minds always go there?!?

11. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!

12. But what if I don’t want a date right now…

13. lol just jk…

14. Damn… who do you hang around?

15. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?

16. So is that a fire sign or…?

Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.

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12 Guys Openly Share Secrets About Dating That Most People Wouldn’t Guess

The dating experiences for men and women can be VERY different.

Gender roles. Societal expectations. Basic sexual attraction. They all play a big role in who we date and what we expect. And keeping up with it all can be complicated and exhausting.

These 12 men share their struggles with dating and tips about how to treat a lady. And while some of this is eye opening… some of it is a bit douchey.

Hang on! It’s about to get weird in here.

1. Really?

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2. Well, now you know how women feel, right?

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3. This is what women say they want, so hopefully they do understand.

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4. I know a lot of men who would disagree.

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5. Devastating!

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6. The background picture on this is amazing.

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7. Hahaha, okay buddy.

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8. I’m pretty sure women know…

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9. And I bet they do the same to you, pal!

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10. Another good test!

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11. Seems like a bad test…

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12. You know, this is completely cool. Good test!

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Learn anything new?

Hope so! ???

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15 Guys Reveal the Dating “Tests” They Put Women Through

Have you ever been dating somebody and laid a little trap? You know, asked a question you knew how you wanted the other person to answer?

If you’re a guy, you’ve likely encountered this before, but ladies… guys are doing this to you too. After all, there’s a lot of stuff we want to know sooner rather than later.

Check out these 15 guys and see how they test their potential mates while on dates

1. TBH, a pretty good test.

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2. So you want somebody who enjoys being mistreated?!

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3. This is going above and beyond. Not fair.

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4. Sure you do, buddy, sure you do…

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5. Yeah, I’m sure there are a TON of gold diggers trying to grab you. Right…

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6. This is such a double standard…

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7. Oh boy, what a horrible problem…

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8. Speed test!

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9. What is with these gold diggers?

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10. It has to go both ways. Everybody in a relationship has to give AND take.

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11. They’re also probably not an alcoholic, so…

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12. So what does she do?!?

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13. Oh snap! Testing time is over!

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14. This is a very bad test.

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15. I can’t believe this is actually a test!

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Oh shit, have I been tested before?!

I’m so self-conscious now! ???

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10+ Women Share The Worst First Dates They’ve Been On, and Guys Should be Ashamed

Fellas, fellas, fellas… this is just embarrassing.

Seriously, be better than these guys (which isn’t a high bar AT ALL).

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This Guy Should Win the Award for “Worst Straight-Dude Tinder Bio”

I think we can all agree that dating today is a challenge. We’re busy, it’s impossible to meet people, and dating apps can be superficial and depressing. Of course, there are decent people out there, and some of them are even on Tinder.

But not this guy.

Twitter user @TheDreamGhoul shared this winner’s bio:

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Holy smokes. There’s so much to unpack here. First, let’s look at the full, expanded list:

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Okay, so reducing people to a score out of 20 is a great strategy for an online quiz, not for screening people to date. This fine fellow is also making superficial things such as putting on make-up and having “way too many clothes” a high priority. I know, everyone is entitled to their preferences, but…wut?

Anyway, Twitter had fun with this one. Here’s someone mocking the idea of putting on a face:

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This person who got a ridiculously high score:

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However, his approach is time-saving:

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I think this is my favorite reply, though:

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I sincerely hope Roz signs up for Tinder.

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20 Women Who Asked out Their Crushes and Shared the Responses Online

Recently, British relationship blogger Oloni encouraged her female readers to take the leap – ask out that guy (or girl) you’ve been crushing on forever. For extra funsies, she wanted them to screenshot the responses and share them with #datechallenge (presumably to encourage others to carpe diem and all of that).

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She may not have been prepared for the number of funny and/or downright insulting no responses that came in along the way, but we (as in, the internet) thank her and the women who participated.

Enjoy!

#1. Okay, but he used the wrong “you’re?” So…

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#2. IDK about having to cook, though.

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#3. What an arse.

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#4. Wow is right.

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#5. So…no?

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#6. Yeah, buddy!

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#7. This made me laugh so hard.

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#8. For some reason this is super duper cute.

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#9. Awwww.

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#10. Smiley face!

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#11. My stomach dropped, too!

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#12. Both?

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#13. Keeper!

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#14. Yikes!

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#15. I’d take that as a nope.

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#16. Well, that was uncalled for. Cripes.

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#17. Busted.

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#18. “I miss you.” *melts*

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#19. I like a man who’s to the point.

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#20. Cop. Out.

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