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These Juggalo Dating Profiles Will Make You Say “Whoop Whoop!”

Juggalos need love, too.

Also, they are very unique human beings.

For those of you who don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the definition:

“A Juggalo is a fan of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.”

They’re a very interesting subculture and you better believe that they’re out there on dating sites looking to find a Juggalo partner for life.

Let’s dig in to these dating profiles and meet these colorful characters.

Whoop whoop!

1. Maybe he’s a catch?

You’ll never know until you give him a shot, ladies.

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2. An open and honest man.

Deal with it.

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3. That’s all you need to know about this guy.

Seems like a decent fella.

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4. Grandma seems happy.

No diseases, please.

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5. The total package.

Take it all in, people.

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6. Trying to read his profile gave me a headache.

But his hair and face paint really seal the deal.

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7. Okay, this one is a little bit…odd…

Any takers out there?

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8. I get the feeling he enjoys sexual intercourse.

“I’m not currently doing anything with my life.” Amazing.

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9. Read below to see her credentials.

I’d love to introduce her to Mother.

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10. Short and sweet.

We’ve got a sensitive one, here.

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11. He has lofty goals.

But he’s still livin’ that Juggalo life!

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12. All dressed up.

Would you like to join him on his typical Friday night?

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Whoop whoop!

So what did you think of those profiles? Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game, okay?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

And if you’re a Juggalo, we’d REALLY love to hear from you!

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15 Funny Bumble Conversations That Pretty Much Sum up Online Dating

Have you spent any time participating in online dating? It can be kind of a crapshoot. And by crapshoot, I mean that you encounter a lot of weird people and odd situations. And some funny stuff, too, once in a while.

The Instagram account Overheard Bumble compiles funny conversations from that dating site, and here are 15 examples that will make you laugh, cry, and shake your head.

1. That’s very important.

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some things we find important in a relationship: that our partner has a bed frame, that they know how to set up an HDMI cable, that their screen time is less than 4 hours a day, that their lips have never touched a juul, that they know the difference between they’re/their/there, everyday/every day, you’re/your, that they wake up at the first ring of their alarm, that they’re not a person who shoots out of their seat when the plane lands, that they’re not influenced by social media advertising, that they don’t bother us when we’re meditating, that their meditating doesn’t take away from the daily attention we require, that they own fewer than 1 non weather specific hat, that they travel domestically without checking a bag, that they don’t have keyboard sounds activated on their phone, that they love us despite our innumerable checklist of prereqs! *these are opinions (subjective!); don’t bash us in the comments if you don’t agree, please!!! but feel free to drop some things you find important in the comments* ?❤ #OpinionsAreOurOwn #overheardbumble

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2. Ouch…

3. That might be the reason.

4. At least they’re honest.

5. You might get lucky!

6. Can’t be seen with you in public.

7. Hahahahaha.

8. Ghosted again.

9. Phone’s about to die.

10. Took a while to respond.

11. Now that is love.

12. Zing!

13. A good comeback.

14. Time well spent.

15. A killer opening line. 

Do you have any funny/awful/embarrassing/ridiculous online dating stories?

Tell us all about it in the comments so we can all feel your pain!

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A Woman Messaged Her Tinder Matches With Quotes From ‘The Grinch’

Well, this is entertaining…

Dayna Troisi is a big fan of How The Grinch Stole Christmas and so she decided to do something very clever on Tinder.

Troisi said, “he is all of us. Like, for example, he hates people, and refuses to go out when he can’t find the perfect outfit (don’t you hate when you’re too bloated for your favorite bodysuit?). He is also emotionally stunted but good-hearted at the end of the day. Plus, he has a dog, so he can’t be that bad. So, I wondered: What would happen if I messaged my Tinder matches with quotes from The Grinch?”

Let’s see how it went, shall we?

1. Sign him up.

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2. Nice recovery.

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3. Not feeling it.

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4. More cuffing.

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5. This fella got it.

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6. This guy is pretty serious.

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7. This went off the rails.

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8. Okay…

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9. What else do you feel?

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10. A poet and he knows it.

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Pretty brilliant, I must say!

Have you ever done anything like this on dating apps? Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Screenshots of ‘Nice Guys’ on Dating Apps That Escalated Things Quickly

Some guys get really angry really on dating apps. If a lady doesn’t give into a guy’s every whim or she gives him the cold shoulder (which is how dating apps work, so…?), some fellas fly off the f’ing handle.

Here are some good examples…

1. That escalated quickly.

Reposting because I accidentally deleted the original post; "Sent within the same hour apparently. Stolen from r/Tinder" from niceguys

2. Her response is great.

Friend went on one tinder date with this guy and he was way too clingy, so she told him to chill out. A couple weeks no contact went by and then… from niceguys

3. Kind of passive-aggressive.

The perfect tinder bio doesn’t exi- from niceguys

4. He’ll treat you like a queen.

Swiping through tinder and came across this from niceguys

5. Gross.

and then i never used bumble again. from niceguys

6. A bit extreme.

I’m a gentleman who thinks tinder is ruining society. If you won’t hook-up with me go somewhere else. from niceguys

7. I’ll choose option D.

a great opening line my friend got on tinder. she was unmatched after her response from niceguys

8. Oh dear…

One of my friends matches on Tinder… from niceguys

9. What a catch!

This guy has to be getting all the matches. from niceguys

10. Take it down a notch.

Found on tinder from niceguys

11. Total psycho.

My sister is trying out tinder, and already found a “great guy!” from niceguys

12. Oh my…

my first post… i matched with a guy who said he was 20 (i’m 18). he made me drive almost an hour into the city to meet him and when i got there he was clearly in his 40s. check those time stamps in the first picture. from niceguys

Ladies, have you had this happen to you?

If so, tell us your stories in the comments. Ugh!

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