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Parents With Multiple Kids: These Funny Tweets Are for You

Parents with more than one kid, we feel your pain, and we want to provide you with some comic relief.

You’ve been putting up with a helluva lot this year and we believe that is our duty to give you a break and make you laugh.

Let me paint a picture for you and you tell me if this sounds familiar: your house has become a war zone, with the kids fighting, which leads to you fighting with your partner, which leads to the entire household becoming a bubbling cauldron that is just waiting to explode!

Does that describe your household?

That’s what I thought!

So take a break from the madness and laugh at some funny tweets!

Let’s go!

1. Isn’t that adorable?

They really love each other!

2. It’s just not the same.

Parents, does this look familiar?

3. Don’t act like you’re shocked.

We know about the old days…

4. That’s a good plan.

But it could backfire…

5. Kids and dieting.

Some of the lessons are interchangeable.

6. Have you read the manual?

It’s all in there!

7. Sometimes, you have to pretend.

But you’re really impressed.

8. Oh, it’s on.

Who will get there first?!?!

9. Not really the same…

But keep telling yourself that…

10. Not looking good.

These kids are pretty smart…

11. A good tip.

Pay attention to this one!

12. Sick burn!

Feel free to use it.

13. This sums it up.

You fight just BECAUSE, okay?

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there who have kids!

How are you holding up? Are you about to lose your marbles during these crazy times?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s up!

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Get Your Bark on With These Wonderful Dog Memes!

Dogs, dogs, everywhere there are dogs.

Do you ever find yourself singing this in your head to the theme of that famous song “Signs”?

Of course you do, you’re only human! And I do it, too!

And we do it because we have DOGS on our minds ALL DAY LONG. It’s only natural, because dogs are one of the greatest things we get to enjoy in our lives. They bring us so much joy and can brighten even the darkest day that we might have on any given day.

So what do you say that we honor our furry friends with some funny and adorable memes, okay?!?! Let’s get it started!

1. A very judgmental pooch.

This look says it all…

2. I’ve never seen this before.

But I’d sure like to!

3. I want this dog in my life.

And I want it NOW.

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4. Immediately in a good mood.

It works every time.

5. Awww. Loyal pup.

They really are the best.

6. You earned yourself a job.

You gotta love it!

7. A very unique pooch!

The unicorn dog!

8. Ummmm, did you find it?

This has to be the place!

9. Thank the gaming doggo.

It works!

10. I can do that tongue thing.

You’re hired!

11. What kind of monster would do this?

But we’re glad she is still here and helping others!

12. It sure does!

What a great smile.

13. Pop quiz, hotshot.

This is the kind of quiz I would like to take.

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Those were great! And now we want to hear from you!

Share a photo of your furry best friend in the comments with us.

And tell us a little bit about them as well.

We can’t wait to meet all these guys and gals!

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets About the Realities of Parenting Siblings

Oh, moms and dads…we can only imagine the trials and tribulations that you’re experiencing right now.

Especially if you have MORE THAN ONE KIDDO to look after during these unprecedented and turbulent times.

You’re trapped in the house with no escape and, as you can probably guess, the kids are at each others’ throats…and then that spills over to the parents who then lose their minds and turn on each other, etc.

The whole thing is just a huge fiasco!

But, at least you can laugh with some of these funny tweets from parents who are parenting siblings…let’s take a look.

1. Yeah, pretty much.

You know it’s gonna end badly…

2. You know that’s the truth!

We’ve all been there before.

3. This is gonna get ugly.

Let the crying commence.

4. Back and forth.

It’s a non-stop tug of war.

5. Please, stop! It’s gonna be okay!

Stop before Mom gets here!

6. An offer you can’t refuse.

I’d like to know the outcome of this.

7. You don’t have a choice.

You’ll do it and you’ll like it!

8. Maybe in the shin?

This is a tough one…

9. That doesn’t really help…

And that’s not what I meant.

10. Sounds delicious!

And delightful!

11. We’ll be back.

But let’s try to save time, okay?

12. Just stop it!

Didn’t really see that coming…

13. Fight to the death.

Just like the WWE.

14. Ain’t that the truth?

Happens every single time.

How about you, moms and dads?

Are your kids driving you a little bit nuts right now?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us how it’s going!

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Funny Tweets About Parenting Siblings

As someone who grew up in a house with four siblings, I can only imagine the daily hell that we put our parents through, now that I’m older and a little bit wiser.

There were certain days where all five of us kids were fighting, screaming, and threatening to run away. Good times! And I’m sure that my mom and dad were just delighted to be dealing with that kind of BS after working all day to put a roof over our heads and food on the table.

Mom and dad, I apologize and I’m still trying to make it up to you…and yes, I’m still the best child of the bunch.

Parents with multiple kids, these tweets are for you…enjoy.

1. That’s a long story.

Because we love them more than you…

2. It was an accident!

I swear!

3. Let all of them play.

Gonna need to talk to the city about this.

4. Stop it!

You are crossing the line.

5. Middle child gets it again.

It’s the “Jan Brady” syndrome.

6. It’s all mine now.

But I swear it was an accident.

7. Learn from your mistakes.

I mean…your gifts…

8. Not strange anymore.

Never thought you’d be here, did you?

9. All the small things.

Those can really set them off.

10. You’re just not ready yet.

But keep working at it!

11. Honesty is the best policy.

But still…

12. We’ll find him eventually.

Just don’t worry about it, okay?

13. I cannot tell a lie.

Well, they got you there.

Okay, parents, now we want to hear from YOU.

In the comments, tell us how it’s been going since the lockdown started with your kiddos.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Dog Memes to Get Your Day Headed in the Right Direction

I heard someone say once that you should never, under any circumstances, ignore your dog or ever treat them badly because WE are the most important things in their lives.

They can’t wait for us to get home when we leave, they light up with excitement every single time they see us, and we should do the same for them!

Because, sadly, they’re not here for very long so we should do everything in our power to make their lives as enjoyable as possible. What I’m trying to say is that it’s all about the love, baby.

So give your pups a squeeze for us and enjoy these great memes!

1. I hope that’s not the case!

I think they’re just giving us kisses.

2. Pick your gift.

They’re sweet AND smart.

3. Really? Right now you have to do this?

Gee, thanks a lot.

4. I support this 100%.

I hope this dog runs for President.

5. You knew that was gonna happen.

I’m jealous!

6. Awwww. Cute.

He still loves it!

7. This is perfect.

That’s really all you need.

8. He sure does.

And we all agree!

9. Not a fan of this thing.

Get rid of it!

10. Call the dog advice hotline if you need to.

They really do great work.

11. You’re not fooling them.

But nice try…

12. Put on that smiley face.

You can vent when work is over.

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13. I feel you, buddy.

It’s pretty exhausting out there.

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2020 mood

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Will you do us a big favor?

In the comments, share a photo of your pooch and tell us a little bit about them.

We love meeting as many new pups as possible!

Thanks in advance!

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People Share the Hilarious Things That Were Blurted Out When Children Were Born

For a lot of people, there’s nothing more natural or terrifying than childbirth. Is the baby going to come out alright? Is the mom gonna make it? Will the dad pass out or not?

And when it comes to this Ask Reddit thread… nothing was held back. And I mean… nothing.

Doctors, nurses who deliver babies, what are some strange/funny things people have screamed while giving birth? from AskReddit

From surprise genders to raptor babies to some REALLY inappropriate things… these stories have got it all!

Let’s take a look.

1. Surprises abound!

My dad has told me they thought I was a girl all the way up to birth.

I came out as a c-section and the doctor goes “huh, this ones got extra equipment.”

2. Once you get there…

I am not an obgyn but I was questioning a patient in the ER about some other health problem, she wasn’t carrying at that time. When I got to the part about the gynecological history I asked how many kids did she have and how were they born. She had two kids and were both born with C-section. I should clarify that this was in Spain and the patient was gypsy, now gypsies are not usually well educated and women often marry young and don’t finish school, they also talk weird.

Now, the lady told me she had 2 kids and 2 c-sections and I asked her why she had to deliver by c-section she said because the first kid was a “come coño”.

Well, this can be translated as “p*ssy eater.” This lady was convinced that her first child was going to eat her pussy and had to be taken out before he did.

You can imagine my surprise.

At first I didn’t understand and left the room after the questioning still puzzled. I went and started digging in her file and found out that the c-section had to be done because after she broke water the doctors noticed the amniotic fluid was filled with baby sh*t, usually when a baby shits in-utero, it is a sign that the baby is suffering and has to come out quick, that was why she had a c-section. Now here is why it is funny:

  1. In-utero baby shit is called meconio.
  2. The doctors probably told this lady that she had to get a c-section because the baby comes with meconio
  3. Comes with meconio = “viene con meconio” in spanish.
  4. “Viene con meconio” sounds a lot like “viene comecoño” (p*ssy eater)
  5. Imagine being told your whole life that your mom had to get a c-section because you were going to eat her p*ssy when you actually almost died at childbirth.

I know it must not be that funny in English but I did my best translating it and hope some of you see how funny it was for me.

3. Well, that happened!

One lady was too posh to swear when in pain from contractions, she just said “jeepers creepers.”

4. Haha… can you imagine??

When I was born, my dad didn’t know that babies are usually born face down.

And as I was coming out he screams “OH MY GOD SHE DOESN’T HAVE A FACE.”

5. Let’s go higher!

I was high on meds at the time, I was begging for BBQ ribs in between contractions.

“C’mon, honey! The nurses will never know!”

They were standing right there.

6. Oh snap… that’s hilarious

Apparently, when my aunt was giving birth, she was all jokes.

Very angry jokes, but jokes none-the-less.

KNOCK-KNOCK! WHO’S THERE?! THE BABY! NOT YET!

7. Dino baby!

Not a doctor, but a father.

When my first child was born his head was kind of misshapen, and when the doctor lifted him up to show my wife she yelled “why the f*ck does he look like a raptor?”

I lost it.

8. Perfect timing

EMT who did a birth on the side of the road.

Woman shouted “f*ck me!” during a contraction and the husband casually replied “that’s how we got into this mess, dammit!”.

I had a very hard time containing myself.

9. Nope! Time to go!

Patient fully dilated, started pushing, then changed her mind. “I don’t wanna do this, I’m going the f*ck home.”

And then tried to get off the table.

10. Haha… gurl…

When my sister was in labor, she was screaming and our mom was trying to be comforting:

“It’ll be OK. Take some deep breaths. It’ll be over soon.”

Then my sister looks up at our mom and says “You have no idea what this is like.”

11. It’s not a tumor!

Paramedic here: Delivered a baby for a lady who did not realize she was pregnant and called us for ‘abdominal pain’

Patient: ‘You are an idiot! I am not f*cking pregnant’

Me: ‘Well, I can see a head crowning’

Patient: That must be a f*cking tumor!

The tumor was a healthy baby girl. Mom was totally sweet afterwards btw.

12. Bad timing…

My roommate and I just finished our labor and delivery rotation in July.

During one of the births she was helping out in, the mom and the dad were separated but still good friends. So while this woman is pushing out her baby she begins to half tell/half scream that my roommate should date her ex/the baby daddy. The conversation went something like this:

Mom: You should really….(screams in pain)….go out with….(Screams again) him sometime. He’s really fun.

Dad: I wouldn’t mind some drinks sometime, what are you doing this evening?

No, she did not go out with him.

13. Is that even possible?

I’m white, Irish ancestry so I had red hair when I was a child, and my wife is black.

Her sister was also in the delivery room. When the baby crowned her sister told her she could see the baby’s hair. My wife who can barely breathe blurted out, “The hair isn’t red is it?!”

Apparently she was terrified the baby would be black with red hair.

14. She’ll never live that down

My mothers labour was extremely short, I was born within an hour. So that means that she went from experiencing minimal pain, to extreme pain with little time to adjust.

When my dad was driving her to the hospital, he unfortunately had to stop for gas. He went into pay, and just then an elderly man in a wheelchair stopped him, asking him to buy cigarettes for him as the store was not wheelchair accessible.

My mom then proceeded to lean out the window, yelling “DON’T HELP THE CRIPPLE.”

We have never let her forget that one.

15. Get the tongs!

When my brother was born, they had to use forceps to get him out.

My mom saw them and screamed “THOSE ARE SALAD TONGS! YOU ARE NOT PUTTING ANY GODD*MN KITCHENWARE IN THERE!”

I am seriously crying laughing. The things people say at their most vulnerable are comedic gold, right?

Do you have a story as crazy/silly as this? Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets About How Weird Sibling Relationships Really Are

If you have siblings, you know how it goes.

You love them and you’d do anything for them…but they also drive you crazy, you fight with them constantly, and a lot of times you don’t even want to be in the same room as them.

Hey, it’s just the way it works!

I have four siblings and I can say that all of these tweets you’re about to see are 100% accurate.

Let’s get some straight talk about how sibling relationships really work.

1. Very strange…

True love is harsh.

2. Go get it yourself.

Your legs aren’t broken.

3. Funny how it works out that way…

DO NOT TOUCH.

4. I don’t like you right now.

But we all know there’s still love under it all.

5. Just stay away.

But you can count on me.

6. You hurt when they hurt.

But…you don’t want them to be around your stuff.

7. Nobody better touch you.

Or they’ll have to answer to me.

8. No favors. Ever.

But I’m glad you’re here.

9. Just can’t stand it.

Gotta stand up for them. Always.

10. We’re NOT hanging out.

But let me know if you need any real help.

11. No sharing.

Not today. Not ever.

12. Only you.

No one else is allowed to be annoyed by you.

How about you?

How do things work with your brothers and sisters?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Thanks!

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Let’s Meet the Adorable Dog With Mickey Mouse Ears

Here’s something I think everyone is gonna love!

Everyone seems to be fighting and arguing online and in-person about a whole bunch of issues right now, so we’re gonna spread some happiness and kindness in the form of a dog with Mickey Mouse ears!

Goma is an adorable pooch who lives in Japan and has gained quite a following online because of her ears that resemble a certain Disney character who we all know and love.

And in case you were wondering, her name, Goma, translates to “Sesame”. Is that cuteness overload, or what? I think you know the answer to that question.

Enjoy these adorable pics!

1. Get a load of her!

This is beyond cute.

2. Getting outside.

And enjoying a little bit of nature.

3. Ready to go for a stroll?

By the way, can we mention her EARS again?

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お出かけ〜??? ・ 箱根に行ってきたよ✨ まずは芦ノ湖クルーズ? ペットは300円? お天気も良く風が気持ち良かったよ? ・ 水族館はゴマも一緒に入れたけど顔出しNGなのでゴマ的にはあまり見えていなかったかな? ・ ロープウェイも乗りたかったけど?大渋滞で移動に時間がかかり乗りそびれました? ・ サービスエリアでソフトクリーム?? ・ ゴマとのお出かけはやっぱり楽しい〜??? ・ #箱根 #芦ノ湖 #一泊旅行 #マルパピ#まるぱぴ#マルチーズ#パピヨン#犬#イヌ#わんこ#ふわもこ#小型犬#ミックス犬#mix#Mix#ゴマ#GOMA#dog#Maltese #papillon #犬バカ#親バカ#いぬすたぐらむ#MickeyMouseミッキー犬#koala#pokemon#犬との暮らし

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4. Smile nice and big!

She’s very photogenic.

5. When she was just a pup.

Very cute.

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・ #代々木公園 #渋谷

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6. Getting ready for Halloween.

Well, I think you’re gonna nail your costume.

7. Which one should I choose?

Let’s play a little game.

8. Hanging out with a friend.

Looks like a good time!

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?✨? ・ 新しいリュック(@winsun.japan)が届きました? 母の誕生日にピュア子にもプレゼントしました?✨ ・ ゴマ3.3キロ? ピュア子2.3キロ? リュック自体も軽くてコンパクトで小型犬にジャストサイズ?❣ ・ ゴマとピュア子おそろい✨ 一緒にお出かけしようね??? ・ #winsun #ウインサン #リュックタイプペットキャリー #ずっと一緒 #世界中のわんこが幸せでありますように #マルパピ#まるぱぴ#マルチーズ#パピヨン#犬#わんこ#ふわもこ#小型犬#ミックス犬#mix#Mix#ゴマ#GOMA#dog#Maltese #papillon #犬バカ部#親バカ部#Mickey#ミッキー犬#koala#pokemon#犬との暮らし

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9. I wouldn’t be able to resist petting her if I saw her on the street.

I don’t think you would either…let’s be honest.

10. All kinds of treats!

You must have been a good girl.

11. You’re already a big star!

We’ll be following all your adventures on Instagram.

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◆「MY♡DOG創刊号　うちのコ表紙ver.」 世界で１つのうちのコが表紙になれる雑誌❣ （@pecomydog_official） ・ このたび機会があってゴマがMY♡DOG創刊号のトライアルに参加し表紙になりました?✨ ・ この雑誌が届いた時、大きなサイズの表紙になったゴマを見て感激??✨ 思わず「かわいい〜??」と叫んでしまいました?笑 日頃はスマホのサイズでしかゴマの写真を見ていないので、こんなに大きな表紙になったゴマはインパクト大でとっても嬉しかった?? ・ MY♡DOGはうちの子を表紙にできる新しいカタチの雑誌です?✨ 世界で一つ✨ みんなもぜひ??✨ ・ #pecomydog #pecomydog世界にひとつだけのうちのコ表紙 #pecomydog創刊号おめでとう #PR https://mydog.peco-japan.com/ https://instagram.com/pecomydog_official?igshid=eza5amb8o7au

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Isn’t she adorable?

Sure she is!

Now we want to meet your pups!

Share a pic with us in the comments and introduce us to your furry friends!

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Nice and Wholesome Posts to Restore Your Faith in Humanity

Many of us are having a hard time dealing with the world right now.

And I have a feeling that I’m probably preaching to the choir and that you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

We can’t really leave our houses very much, people are out of work, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. But, even though we get down in the dumps, we have to remember to keep our heads up, ya know?

Because, as they say, this too shall pass…and hopefully these wholesome posts will help you feel a little bit better!

1. “You’re welcome to it.”

Let’s do more of this kind of stuff.

Looking out for our elders from HumansBeingBros

2. Let’s do it together!

This is so pure!

A good relationship with neighbors is golden from HumansBeingBros

3. Everyone needs a day off sometimes.

Even little kids need a break.

This is a good mother . from HumansBeingBros

4. This is awesome.

Way to go!

Biker bro move right there. Oh they found the owner. from HumansBeingBros

5. Helping out the homeless.

Do your best to help out others. It can be tough out there.

Helping the homeless from HumansBeingBros

6. It didn’t matter how they tasted.

That’s what dads do.

My dad (who has no idea how to cook) knew I’d be in meetings all day so he woke up extra early and made me pancakes + coffee. They tasted awful but they were such a wonderful surprise and i love this man. from HumansBeingBros

7. Teach ’em young!

Setting a good example.

Teaching my little people to pickup trash at the beach. from HumansBeingBros

8. This guy rules.

No one should be intimidated when voting.

Good to know from HumansBeingBros

9. Teaching a young panda.

I’d like to see some video of this.

Panda caretakers in disguise teach a baby panda to live in the wild. from HumansBeingBros

10. He went out of his way.

That was most excellent of him.

In Canada, a bus driver saw a young boy on the street crying. He couldn’t ride his bike because the chain had come off. The driver went out of his way to stop the bus, get out, and fix it on the spot. from HumansBeingBros

11. We all go through hard times.

People out there care about you!

I have been having the worst year of my life, and the other day there was a knock at my door. A girl was there and told me she knows I have been going through a hard time and handed me this. from HumansBeingBros

12. Random and incredible.

Made his day!

Random bros hanging around from HumansBeingBros

How about you?

Have you seen anything lately that really warmed your heart and made you feel all fuzzy inside?

If so, please share it with us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Wholesome Posts to Put a Big Smile on Your Face

This has been a rough year.

A global health crisis, political and social turmoil, massive unemployment. It’s enough to make any person go a little crazy.

But, in these dark times, we have to remember to do our best to stay positive and see the good things in the world and especially in other people.

And we think these posts will bring a smile to your face and will give you a little more faith in your fellow humans than you may have had lately.

Let’s take a look at people doing nice and wholesome things for each other!

1. How cool of him!

Ryan Reynolds seems like a pretty awesome dude.

Ryan Reynolds does it again. from HumansBeingBros

2. Just so you can be sure.

Well, that was nice!

Friend’s sister lost her car key while jogging, someone else made sure she found it. from HumansBeingBros

3. This is beautiful.

What a good son.

Every time DeAndre Hopkins scores, he finds his mom, who lost her sight 17 years ago and gives her the touchdown ball. One of the best traditions in sports. from HumansBeingBros

4. That’s where it belongs.

I wish more people did things like this.

Back where it belongs from HumansBeingBros

5. A rare breed.

Most landlords are definitely not doing this.

A text from our landlords this morning from HumansBeingBros

6. Nice work, sir!

Using your celebrity to do good. More of this, please!

Jaden Smith is a bro from HumansBeingBros

7. That’s awesome.

Helping each other out!

A little community goes a long way! from HumansBeingBros

8. A nice gesture.

This is a good idea.

In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling bottles/cans. They’re often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don’t have to search through the trash to collect them from HumansBeingBros

9. This is very wholesome.

Thanks, Grandma!

Granny doing her best from HumansBeingBros

10. Come on in.

I wish more restaurants would do this.

Pizza shop owner being a Pizza Bro from HumansBeingBros

11. Look at how much it’s grown!

That’s amazing!

Thank you 1968 Girl Scouts from HumansBeingBros

12. Some online friends are really great!

Even though you’ve never met them in person.

Online friends are sometimes better than real friends! from HumansBeingBros

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, share something really wholesome that we can all enjoy and that will put a big smile on all our faces.

Please and thank you!

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