15 Celebrities Who Got Insulted on ‘Between Two Ferns’

I love this guy…

Between Two Ferns: The Movie starring Zach Galifianakis is now on Netflix, and by all accounts it’s pretty hilarious.

If you’ve ever seen the Between Two Ferns show on Funny or Die, you probably already know what you’re in for: hilarious, uncomfortable interviews with big Hollywood stars.

I love it!

Here are 15 times celebrities got burned on the show.

1. Brad Pitt

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2. Michael Cera

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3. Benedict Cumberbatch

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4. Justin Bieber

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5. Bruce Willis

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6. Jerry Seinfeld

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7. Hailee Steinfeld

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8. Conan O’Brien

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9. Jon Hamm

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10. Chance the Rapper

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11. Steve Carell

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12. James Franco

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13. Matthew McConaughey

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14. Keanu Reeves

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15. Lastly, don’t mess with Obama.

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Genius! Now go watch Between Two Ferns: The Movie and report back with your review!

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August 13, 2019

12 of the Funniest Tweets from Women This Week

The advent of social media has proven what women have always known to be true – they’re f*cking hilarious.

The 12 ladies below are just the funniest of the funny. This week, anyway.

12. Props to everyone who listened and accepted.

me first hearing about the live action mulan missing key characters and songs from the original film vs me learning the reason being due to respect to chinese culture and history pic.twitter.com/gAljqi1ou1

— wilhelmina slater (@forasiah) July 8, 2019

11. Girl same.

I’m not buying another purse until it has the following inside:
• Cup holder
• Bagel holder
• ATM
• Built-in vacuum for bagel crumbs
• Tiny lamp
• Built-in Alexa that just says “hot” or “cold” depending on how close my hand is to the thing I need
• Regenerating bagels

— Sam Reece (@SamanthaaaReece) July 11, 2019

10. A cult leader from the 70s, yes.

does jared leto dress like a cult leader full-time now pic.twitter.com/0T2ZooNP6H

— jourdain searles (@jourdayen) July 10, 2019

9. Fair.

Idea: Takis for Whimps
Pitch: What if White People could eat Takis

— Taylor Kay Phillips (@TayKayPhillips) July 8, 2019

8. This is the truest.

making actual friends with adult men is hard i wish there was a card i could send that said “listen i have no interest in sex with you , but let’s go to the movies!!!”

— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) July 9, 2019

7. I mean one of them has Channing Tatum. Just saying.

i can’t decide what the best soccer movie is: bend it like beckham, she’s the man, or ashlyn harris’s instagram stories

— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 9, 2019

6. Definitely.

my tech, my slack
click my essay, check my facts

is this anything

— Rosemary Donahue (@rosadona) July 11, 2019

5. Answer: it can’t.

How can Euphoria be a show about sexy teens without there being a murder for them to solve?

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) July 10, 2019

4. You do you bro.

I love hot girl summer https://t.co/5gCDVVe7fy

— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) July 9, 2019

3. Good luck pretending not to hear THAT.

My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo

— Nicole (@nicoleslaaww) July 10, 2019

2. Real life.

Stranger Things Season 4 is just going to be the kids filling out their FAFSA

— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) July 11, 2019

1. It’s funny but also I want this.

she was a punk he did ballet pic.twitter.com/7t09D7UIb8

— Aida (@rxbbersoul) July 7, 2019

Goals!

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August 10, 2019

17 Memes for All the Stressed-Out Moms Out There

Stress. Playing referee to the kids. Dealing with an incompetent husband (I’m just assuming).

A lot of moms out there got it rough.

That’s why all you bad ass moms out there need to check out these funny memes.

Take a break and enjoy!!

1. Throw it away

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2. Truth bomb

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3. That’s reasonable

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4. Sure…

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5. Nightmare fuel

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6. That’s really weird

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7. VERY hard

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8. Like a 30-something man with a beard

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9. Tragic

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10. This’ll do

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11. Thanks…for nothing

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12. Maybe over the line?

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Don’t anger them

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15. Human GPS

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16. It’s true, don’t lie

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17. What was that?

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Moms, I hope that gave you at least a brief respite from your stressed-out existence.

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July 17, 2019

People with Social Anxiety Will Laugh out Loud at These Tweets

Do you have social anxiety? If so, I sympathize with you…but you should also laugh at it once in a while! Might as well, right?

1. Hurry up!

Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it’s the next guys turn in line

— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) March 9, 2016

2. Assume the worst…

Person: “we need to talk”

Me: *anxiety explodes and I can hardly breathe” “yeah sure thing”

— Kirby Minnick (@kirbyisaboss) April 10, 2016

3. Anxiety thru and thru…

My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.

— jordan (@jordan_stratton) March 16, 2015

4. It’s not nothing…

my anxiety: something is wrong
me: what is?
my anxiety: something
me: can you give me a general idea
my anxiety: s o m e t h i n g

— (@ravenclvws) March 26, 2017

5. Open up!

pic.twitter.com/b4Vp4yZKdA

— Kinsey Sords (@KinseySords) June 21, 2019

6. It’s always about you…

me: *walks past someone*
person: *laughing*
anxiety: they’re talking about u
me: thats not true
anxiety: I SAID THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU pic.twitter.com/U3IBfr2q5D

— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) October 1, 2016

7. It all means something…

friend: *texts slightly different from how they normally text*
me: pic.twitter.com/X6uF5upRnN

— @eliesaaab (@fiimgiri) October 11, 2016

8. Probably dying…

Heart: *beats faster for no apparent reason*
Me: am I getting anxiety or am I dying

— christian delgrosso (@christiand) December 30, 2015

9. But what DID it mean?!?!

My anxiety over misreading that handshake-or-hug moment takes up way too much space in my brain.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 8, 2013

10. Must be nice…

me watching people build friendships while i’m afraid to start conversations pic.twitter.com/eHcx3BcNNg

— Stumbler Videos (@StumblerVideos) January 15, 2017

11. Always fun to pre-game!

I’m starting to panic about not having a panic attack today

— Toxic is the new black (@ToxicProbably) January 15, 2014

12. Just give me a minute… or thirty…

If your groceries don’t sit on the kitchen counter for at least half an hour while you detox from having to people, then you’re not me.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) November 13, 2016

13. ALL of this!

nailed it pic.twitter.com/NhI0zrIieP

— ceeks (@70Ceeks) February 19, 2016

14. Ditto.

when you’re anxious but trying to act cool pic.twitter.com/r3sDpk530q

— besito (@grodygrl) December 13, 2016

All you Pokémon trainers out there… that last one is for you.

And for you who have no idea what I’m talking about… let that linger for a while…

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July 17, 2019

I’m Going to Laugh While I Read These 14 Tweets. Will You Join Me?

Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 14 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?

We shall!

1. I can see this…

no one:

gays trying to use a chair: pic.twitter.com/kIVR1HNZry

— ??????? ?????? (@MrMichaelSwartz) July 1, 2019

2. For those Mariah stans only…

You know you’re a @MariahCarey lamb when… pic.twitter.com/XPPd7Mse2C

— WeMissMusic.com (@wemissmusic) July 3, 2019

3. Less. Is. More.

My Uber driver didn’t greet me when I got in, and he put absolutely zero effort whatsoever into getting to know me or trying to make any sort of conversation with me throughout the entire 7 minute trip.
5 stars

— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvo) July 2, 2019

4. Oh snap….

July 4th is the met gala for Old Navy families

— 200 Old Navy Flag Shirts (@smurphnoff) July 4, 2019

5. This is gonna hurt.

Me setting my alarms for 5am at 1am. https://t.co/R7jbXuQe81

— $ ₳ ₦ Ε Ε R (@Saneeer_) July 3, 2019

6. This haunts me quite a bit

Jake Gyllenhaal looks so goddamn much like Disneyland Woody pic.twitter.com/2FUPTZq07t

— Hamish Steele (@hamishsteele) July 3, 2019

7. Trash loves trash

when you finally meet that special someone pic.twitter.com/oYy1PzSZmi

— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) July 1, 2019

8. At least she’s honest…

“yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid.” pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp

— pauline (@icywiifey) June 30, 2019

9. I like it! More!

so I did a thing pic.twitter.com/VtYhVEZ1z6

— esther (@essthheerrr) July 2, 2019

10. I’m listening…

what if we made out at the macy’s 4th of july sale

— James (@CaucasianJames) July 4, 2019

11. Just the bare necessities…

my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter & love

*front door opens*

my dog: https://t.co/jMfscBySMe

— ɴɪɴᴀ (@cravethese) July 3, 2019

12. GIMME!

“I said NO PICTURES, Bitch!” pic.twitter.com/4RWpVijtR5

— The Angry (@NY_Wiseass) July 2, 2019

13. Oh…. I get it!

Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now

Hedgehog: no

— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019

14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…

When you accidentally open the front camera of your phone… pic.twitter.com/BwKsK61gVR

— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 1, 2019

Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!

Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!

Until then… toodles!

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July 13, 2019

These Small Town Memes Will Give You Big Laughs

Major pastimes in small towns: drinking, fighting, watching football games, bonfires, mudding, getting in each other’s business.

But let’s not generalize… we’ll let these memes do that for us…

1. Eating good in the rural neighborhood!

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2. Yeah, that’s a city on the left…

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3. Oh, they ALL pregnant? Hmmm… guess God should’ve taught them about birth control…

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4. You can deliver live chickens? Of course you can…

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5. Go team!

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6. A god damned felony if I’ve ever seen one!

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7. The Chevy, Dodge and Ford dealerships were always doing good…

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8. Driving is NBD.

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9. Phew! Crisis averted…

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10. And fuck. You forgot the fucking.

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11. Wait… they had an Olive Garden in their small town? Fancy…

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12. No no… you’d drive around it. Nice trick meme, city folk!

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13. Again, you’d just push it out of the way with your truck. This is NOT a real obstacle.

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All those small town memes really brought me back to my roots… which was not small town America. But a lot of my extended family lived in a small town, so I’d visit from time to time.

Needless to say, I’m really glad my family got out of small town America before I was born.

They’re nice places to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.

Just saying…

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July 11, 2019

These Random Tweets Will Be Hilarious from Now Until Forever

There are certain jokes out there that are just timeless. No matter how many times you hear them, how many views you rack up on the video, or how many times you relate it to your friends, you can’t help but crack up.

I humbly submit these tweets under that same category.

17. Aspirations!

DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m

— Klaudia Amenábar (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017

16. People’s minds, I swear…

Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ

— Jay (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016

15. I hope they’re being paid union wages

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV

— Eric Thomas (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017

14. Also don’t buy a duvet cover

CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
-don't panic

— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017

13. What even?!

When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay pic.twitter.com/czr48f5EYT

— Dan (@DanielWhitear) May 18, 2017

12. A wise man

wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016

11. I can’t

Congratulations to the happy couple! pic.twitter.com/sVQyAv7GOb

— Tettra (@tettracat) July 29, 2017

10. Among other things

STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

— Austin Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017

9. Right? Ew.

No fucking way will I choose the shopping cart that someone left a piece of paper in.

— denise (@Stellacopter) April 16, 2013

8. Life lessons…

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019

7. Me.

ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me

— a ghost, online (@AbrasiveGhost) April 16, 2016

6. As one does…

Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW

— Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017

5. Dying!

every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby

— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017

4. Well-argued

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013

3. Solidarity

Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016

2. If this doesn’t make you snort… what’s wrong with you?!

Jesus out here looking like a SNACK pic.twitter.com/XrTQxOYzRb

— 『Hannah Hotpocket』 (@jaredtheunseen) February 24, 2018

1. This is one of the weirdest things humans do!

Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY

— Shania Twink (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017

Love it!

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June 4, 2019

10 Hilarious Memes For People Who Come From Small Towns

Do you know the difference between a town and a city, population wise? Well, I’ll tell you!

A town is 20,000 people or less. A city is 20,000 to 100,000 people. You know what’s smaller than a town? A village. That’s 1,000 people or less. Smaller than a village? A hamlet. Which is like 100 people or less.

But we’re talking small town memes today!

So let’s get to it.

1. Casey’s General Store has legit good pizza…

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2. To be fair… there are only 2 restaurants…

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3. How else are we supposed to see them, tho?

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4. Oh, we ALL up in each other’s business.

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5. Oh, it’s near Kansas City. You know Kansas City?

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6. Hahahaha, oh boy… if this were only NOT true…

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7. Isn’t it fun being from a small town?! Heh.

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8. Sorry, not sorry?

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9. Cousins! Cousins everywhere!

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10. Yep, that’s Jim’s F150. He needs to change his spark plugs…

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These hit a little too close to home?

Good! That means you live in rural America!

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May 13, 2019

Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe from the sitcom Friends)…

Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe from the sitcom Friends) published an academic paper in neurology the same year that Friends debuted on TV.

April 1, 2018

Candid Camera host Allen Funt…

Candid Camera host Allen Funt was once on a flight that was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Because everyone on the plane recognized him they thought it was part of a stunt and did not realise the danger they were in and started enjoying themselves and gave the hijacker a standing ovation. 00