Tweets That May Very Well Be Perfect

It’s time for 10 tweets that we definitely want to share because, if we don’t, we’re just not being responsible human beings.

And while there’s no objective measure for what constitutes a “perfect” tweet… we’d hazard a guess to say that these come damn close.

Damn close, I say!!!

And away we go!

1. When that day comes… it’s not good.

I need another pair, stat!

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2. What’s rarer than rare?

You probably wouldn’t understand…

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3. I can see this turning out well..

Replace them, you monster!

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4. Oh damn… look at the bad ass!

Mark Magark is probably the funniest name ever.

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5. That’ll do it.

Works every single time.

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6. Why didn’t I think of this?!?

It’s JUST that easy.

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7. To the studio!

Let’s get this situation fixed, now!

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8. Same.

But it’s not a sitcom… it’s Law and Order. Yeah, I’m weird.

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9. This is good advice for anybody at any time.

Do not do this ever.

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10. That’s not how you do it, Ron!

What did the Echo every do to you, huh???

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So, those were the best 10 tweets we could find today. Come back tomorrow when we’re sure to have some more. Maybe. No promises.

But hey, want to help us out? Have some awesome tweets you want to share?

Do that in the comments! Please and thank you!

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You’ll Laugh for Days When You Use These Secret Netflix Codes to Watch All Kinds of Comedy Films

If comedy is your bag, then you really need to listen up right about now. You may not realize it, but you can use a bunch of secret codes on Netflix that allow you to watch all kinds of films in different genres that are broken down into smaller categories.

And in this article, we’re going to give you the codes for all the great comedies that Netflix has to offer.

To access each of these individual categories, sign into Netflix and replace the “xxx” in this web address (www.netflix.com/browse/genre/xxx) with the corresponding code number below OR just click directly on the links we provided.

Are you ready to laugh? Let’s take a look!

1. Dark Comedies (869)

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Do you like your comedies with a bit of darkness attached to them?

Then you should punch in this code and watch such dark comedies as Mindhorn, The Lobster, and Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.

Let’s get dark!

2. Mockumentaries (26)

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A great mockumentary can be hard to track down.

Luckily, this special code from Netflix allows you to view such hilarious mockumentaries as David Brent: Life on the Road, Trailer Park Boys, and The Other Side of the Wind.

3. Political Comedies (2700)

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It’s an election year and some people (not all of them) can’t get enough of politically-tinged humor.

If you’re one of those folks, tap into this category to watch Look Who’s Back, The Death of Stalin, and many others.

4. Sports Comedies (5286)

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Fact: there are a lot of great sports comedies you might’ve missed throughout the years and Netflix is here to fill that void with this special category.

And these will be especially fun to watch right now since there are no sports going on, remember?

Use this special code to watch such sports comedies as Major League II, Nacho Libre, The Longshots, and others.

5. Stand-up Comedy (11559)

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I have to admit that I’ve fallen really behind on what stand-up comedians are hot out there these days.

This category blends the old with the new as you can watch stand-up specials from Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Burr, Tom Segura, and others.

6. Teen Comedies (3519)

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I’m a huge fan of teen comedies. I grew up on the great ones from the 1980s and I think the ones they’re making today are still pretty darn good.

When you utilize this Netflix code, you can watch the classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Edge of Seventeen, as well as many others.

7. Satires (4922)

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What’s your favorite satire film. I think I’d have to go with Airplane! It’s so ridiculous and offensive that you just gotta love it!

This category allows you to watch such satires as Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and the first two films in the amazing Naked Gun series.

8. Romantic Comedies (5475)

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Rom-coms. You know them. You love them.

And now you can watch even more of them using this secret code! Tap into this category and you can watch such romantic comedies as Silver Linings Playbook, The Half of It, and He’s Just Not That Into You.

9. Slapstick Comedies (10256)

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Slapstick comedies have been around since basically the beginning of motion pictures. Who doesn’t love them? I know I do!

Use this code to watch such classics as Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and, of course, The Naked Gun.

So there you have it!

We hope you enjoy all the comedy films that Netflix has to offer and that you laugh until you can’t possibly laugh even a tiny bit more!

Also, before you go, please share a comedy film that you think we should watch in the comments! Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets About How Time Has No Meaning Anymore

Do you have the time? I mean, you probably do have some extra time right now. But like, do you know what time it is? Does anybody? If Twitter is any indication, the answer to that question is a firm “No.”

When your usual routine gets thrown off, it’s amazing how quickly your entire outlook goes into disarray. Lucky for us, some of the responses are really funny. Like these!

15. Dish, girl

It’s kinda like how geological time is measured in rock layers.

14. Ok, Google

This is all just a part of their plot to make us fully rely on them.

13. Underwhen

There’s a joke here about being “brief” that, to my eternal shame, I can’t seem to find.

12. Handy rhymes

Then another 90 days of fear,
For each month of the entire year

11. Time keeps on slippin’

Slippin’, slippin’, into the futuuuuure.

10. TGIW

Every day is Friday when nobody cares.

9. Homewreckers

I think maybe it’s Thruzeday?

8. It never ends

It’s a band, I think?

7. It all makes sense

Ushering in a new era.

6. Back to the future

A simpler time when time was literally simpler.

5. Nailed it

I mean, you have a clock and a calendar on your phone but ok.

4. A hard day’s night

I should be sleepin’ like a log.

3. Superimposition

It’s every day, every day.

2. Classic

Tell ’em, Peters.

1. April showers bring indifference

At least I’m the only one who has to deal with me.

Hope you enjoyed that list! But how long have you been looking at it? A couple of minutes? A week? WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

Any tips for keeping to a good schedule?

Drop ’em in the comments.

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Fine Memes That Will Make a Good Addition to Your Collection

I wasn’t very good with the trading card fads as a kid. I couldn’t get into them, I didn’t have the money to spend on them, and I never really got that sense for how to tell a rare, valuable card from a run of the mill boring one.

Meme collecting, though? I’m all over that. It probably helps that I don’t have to drive to the drug store and spend ten bucks on a meme pack in the hopes it contains at least one that I don’t already have. Memes are much simpler to acquire. And I don’t mind sharing the wealth, as many have before me. Here. Enjoy some medium-rare memes.

10. *sniff* he had the high ground

9. Crazy how nature do that

8. Stealth mode activated

7. Exit through the gift shop

6. What a twist!

5. I’m going places

4. Boom boom over zoom

3. Too hot to handle

2. I just need some space

1. You’re older vs I’m older

I wouldn’t trade my meme collection for all the golden Charizards or whatever in the world.

What’s your favorite meme?

Tell us in the comments.

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High-Value Memes You Should Invest a Bit of Time In

I checked with my financial planner and I’m becoming more and more convinced that we’re getting very close to a future where memes will be used as currency. That being the case, you’re going to want to stock up on some higher value memes now; to do otherwise would just be irresponsible.

Lucky for you, I’ve got some right here. Have a look, take your pick. Stick ’em in your savings account.

15. I’m baby

14. It’s an extended episode

13. More like lies potato chips

12. The no-explode code

11. Loneliness kills

10. A little goes a long way

9. Things took a turn for the worse

8. I think you’re muted

7. Fly, you fools

6. It’s…dense

5. We all need a cause

4. Take that, you filthy casual

3. Back away slowly

2. Coming out of my shell

1. Isolators, unite!

Now all you’ve got to do is wait for memes to replace money and you’ll be a gazillionare. Honestly at the rate we’re going, should be any day now, because I don’t think we’re going to get anymore help from the government. Wouldn’t that be amazing if we could just collect memes and THAT actually was currency. Oh, one can dream…

What meme do you think is the most valuable?

Tell us in the comments.

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Here are Some Memes and Tweets to Look at While You Pretend to Work

I spend most to all of my time online staring at memes. I dream in memes. My wife is a meme.

Since you clicked on this article, I assume you’re the same. It’s ok. There’s no shame here. Have a dose of the good stuff.

11. Let’s get moderate in here

10. Build out, not up

9. We all have layers

8. “I’ll be in my womb.”

7. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS

6. Don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’

5. I just need a few years to myself

4. Life is regret

3. Take victories where you can get them

2. Hello, fellow human

1. I call this phenomenon “Rumgret”

What’s your favorite fountain o’memes? What source do you love to go for the freshest lols?

Let me know about ’em in the comments. We want to swim in the waters of their comedy FOREVER!

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12 Memes Filled With Just Enough Randomness to Make You Laugh

What’s better than random memes to begin your day?

Joy? Happiness? Fulfillment? Self satisfaction? Self acceptance? Inner peace?

Yeah, all of those things are MYTHS. Let’s get to the real real…

1. Who needs brains? We just need feels.

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2. This!

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3. Oh look… my life!

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4. It’s 530 somewhere…. **burp**

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5. Wut you lookin at mate?

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6. Go hard or go home

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7. Nailed it!

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8. I ran into this recently…

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9. Exquisite!

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10. Can’t stop, won’t stop…

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11. Is that a Bugatti???

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12. Gaslighters Anonymous!

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Ahhh… after a dozen memes I feel like a real person. It’s like a good, hot shower, only it’s me sitting on my couch, thumbing through my phone like a garbage person.

Ya know… same thing, right?

But those are my two cents… what are yours? Let us know in the comments!

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If You’re a ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Fan, These Tweets Will Be Right up Your Alley

Have you seen Schitt’s Creek yet? It’s a hilarious show from Canada that was created by legendary comedian Eugene Levy and his son, Dan.

The misadventures of the Rose family as chronicled through the show have given it a serious cult following.

Let’s see some funny tweets about this popular show. If you know, you know.

1. It’s all true.

2. There she is.

3. Thoughts about this?

4. Ewww David.

5. Let that sink in.

6. That’s Moira Rose!

7. I think we know…

8. Vroom, Vroom.

9. All the acronyms.

10. Positively bedeviled.

I need to start binge-watching this show ASAP.

Are you a Schitt’s Creek fan?

Let us know in the comments and tell us what your favorite episode or moment is from the show, please!

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Watch This ‘Saturday Night Live’ Skit About the Hell That Is Dressing Your Kids During Winter

Do you have young kiddos? If so, you know what an absolute treat it can be getting them dressed during the cold winter months! Lots of screaming, crying, fighting, and tantrum-throwing to liven up your long days!

And if you don’t have kids, you remember these days from your childhood, don’t you? I sure do. It was a constant battle between my mom and myself, no one willing to give an inch and back down. Good times!

Well, Saturday Night Live recently nailed this phenomenon in a hilarious fake Macy’s commercial about the trials and tribulations of trying to dress little kids during the winter.

The commercial starts off typically enough as a Christmas ad with happy families having a grand time.

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…But then the whole thing starts to go downhill pretty quickly. The kids start to complain about various issues with their clothes. “It’s too hot!” “It itches!”

And the narrator tells us that “Tis the season for wrestling your wiggly little monster into thick winter clothes.”

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Of course, there are winter clothes that won’t fit over any kid’s head.

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And there are corduroys that will…well, you’ll see…

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What’s in store for all the sweet little girls out there? This!

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She’ll love those!

And you better believe those winter jackets are so huge that no kid will be able to fit into a car seat!

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Are you ready to see this video in its entirety? Here you go!

Is that spot-on, or what?

Ho Ho Ho and Happy Holidays!

Stay warm out there!

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15 Tweets About Animals That Might Put a Big Smile on Your Face

It’s not as if you weren’t probably already aware that animals are hilarious. Most of the time it’s unintentional, but sometimes you’d swear they know exactly what they’re doing and how much we’re going to love it.

Proof? These 15 tweets right here!

Enjoy these precious moments. Because they won’t be around for long…

1. You’ll get it!

2. Hi. Bye.

3. Yo yo homie

4. There’s so much that’s right about this… but those cat situps!

5. Cutest. Dog. Ever.

6. Alright, listen here you little butthead…

7. Wiggle wiggle wiggle

8. dat frosh lewk!

9. Donald!

10. Same

11. Fruit of his labor…

12. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

13. Da best!

14. This is perfect!

15. BFFS!

Are you still saying “awwwwwwwww”? Because I am.

Alright kids… favorite tweet? Let us know in the comments!

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