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Take a Look at These Funny “Problems” With Having a Dog

Dogs. They’re the worst, right?

You adopt one thinking they’re so adorable and before you know it your whole LIFE is revolving around these puppers.

I mean, where do they get off? Invading our sleep and our free time, our relationships, our memes – they’re out of control!

Here are the top ten problems with having a dog and why they should be stopped.

10. They’re always chewing something

And you’ll never ever find out what it is.

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9. They’re after your snackies

Once you pop, the barks don’t stop.

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8. They’re so needy

When do pets become petulant?

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7. They won’t stay off the couch

Look at all the adorable fur you left here!

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6. They just look at you all day

Like they love you or something. It’s creepy.

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5. They take your turkey

And not just on Thanksgiving.

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4. They’re always preening

And for some reason they want you to be around for it?

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3. They have no sense of priorities

What exactly are you guarding, guard dog?

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2. They fill your phone up

Not even the cloud can be trusted with these beauties.

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1. They’re master guilt-trippers

Look into those judging eyes and tell me you can withstand them.

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In conclusion, these are the reasons that dogs are the bestest ever. That’s why I started writing this, right? I honestly don’t remember now. I’m just staring at widdle paws.

What’s the best/worst thing about having a dog?

Tell us in the comments.

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Orchid and More Words With Surprisingly Risqué Origins

Unless you’re an etymologist, I highly doubt you spend your days thinking about the history and evolution of language.

With bills to pay, errands to run, and work to get done we don’t all have the time to consider how and why our language has evolved over the centuries.

However, some words are worth taking the time to investigate. You’d be surprised at which ordinary, every day words actually have a naughty history.

They may seem innocent enough but these 9 words each have a risqué origin that might leave you blushing.

1. Patridge

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You might be familiar with a partridge in a pear tree or even the Partridge Family, but did you know the word partridge comes from the Greek word perdesthai, meaning “to break wind”?

This references the whirring sound its wings make when it takes to the skies.

Think about that the next time you’re singing 12 Days of Christmas.

2. Gymnasium

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When you read the word gymnasium you might recall memories from your younger years of dodging balls, enduring the Presidential Fitness Test, or enjoying a pep rally.

What probably doesn’t come to mind is… nudity.

Gymnasium comes from the Greek gumnazein, which means to exercise or play sports in the nude.

According to National Geographic, we’re not sure exactly why the Greeks were so keen on letting it all hang out, but it probably had to do with the Mediterranean climate and an abundance of body confidence.

3. Porcelain

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What could be naughty about porcelain? It’s so delicate and dignified.

Porcelain in and of itself is not a naughty word, as it translates simply to “cowrie shell.” Cowrie shells (remember “puka” shell necklaces?) are small, delicate and pretty.

However, the shell’s name in Italian is from porcella meaning “young sow,” or “young pig.” It is thought the shells were named for their resemblance to a cow/pig’s outer genitals.

Not so dignified now, huh?

4. Mastodon

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Mastodons are the ancestor of our modern day elephant. These large beasts roamed North and Central America during the late Miocene period up to their extinction 10,000-11,000 years ago.

In Greek, masto translates to “breast” and odon translates to “tooth,” so mastodon really means “breast-tooth.”

It was Georges Cuvier, a 19th century French naturalist who coined the name in 1817, after discovering nipple-like projections on fossils of the mammal’s molars.

5. Punk

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When you read the word punk, you might imagine a band of rock and roll music artists or a group of their leather-clad fans thrashing in a most pit.

Though it describes a particular genre of music and style, the word punk originally meant something was “worthless” or a “worthless person” of a “criminal” background.

It was also used to describe female prostitutes, as seen in Shakespeare’s Alls Well that Ends Well.

6. Musk

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According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, musk comes from the Sanskrit word muṣka, which translates to “testicle.”

You’ve probably heard of “man musk,” in reference to a particular smell associated with the male of the species (whether it’s a good smell or not is up to you). But did you know male musk deer actually secrete musk in the form of a reddish-brown substance? (gag!)

It’s produced in a gland that was originally thought to look like a scrotum, although it is not directly tied to reproduction.

7. Forlorn

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We all experience lows in our life, but to be forlorn is to be more than just sad.

According to Dictionary.com, forlorn means to feel desolate, unhappy, lonely, or despairing.

Forlorn comes from Old English loren, meaning “to lose” or to be “depraved of.”

Those who are forlorn are destitute and godforsaken, abandoned by those they love.

And it’s hard to bounce back from a place like that.

8. Pasta Alla Puttanesca

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Pasta alla puttanesca is a delicious Italian dish consisting of anchovies, olives, tomatoes, capers, and pasta. You may recognize it as the dish the Baudelaire orphans cooked up for Count Olaf in the first book of A Series of Unfortunate Events, but did you know the word puttanesca literally translates to “in the style of a prostitute”?

Some have theorized that courtesans and sex workers used the dish to lure in potential customers, or that it was a simple dish to cook up between services.

However, Italians use the word puttana like Americans might use “sh^t,” she the real origin of the name is most likely that someone just threw together whatever sh^t was on hand and called it dinner.

9. Orchid

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I know what you’re thinking, but no, the origin of orchid is not related to the female anatomy. The name actually comes from the Greek orkhis, which literally translates to “testicle.” Yet another word whose origins are associated with male genitalia.

The orchid was named so for the shape of it’s root which resembles a testicle. The more you know!

Aren’t words fun?

My personal favorite of these saucy origins is pasta alla puttanesca. I can’t wait to see the look on my mother’s face the next time we have dinner and I tell her I’ve made pasta “in the style of a prostitute.”

Do you have a favorite world of indecent origin? Let us know in the comments!

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Raccoons Are Cute and Hilarious and Here’s the Proof

Several months ago, I had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR baby raccoons stuck in my fireplace in my living room. The poor little guys fell down the chimney and thank goodness I was home at the time so I could barricade the fireplace opening with a piece of wood until a “wildlife expert” showed up to remove the animals.

They were so adorable and I felt so bad for them that I even thought about keeping them for a minute…and then I realized that would be a total disaster so I abandoned that dream…

But I did come to realize that raccoons are very cute, even though they like to eat our trash and some of them are dangerous because they’re infected with rabies. But we can still admire them from afar!

Enjoy these funny and cute photos of raccoons just living their daily lives.

1. Now THAT is cute.

It’s cute, right?

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2. Teamwork makes the dream work.

They’re getting it done!

So I set my deer feeder high off the ground so the raccoons couldn’t reach it… from funny

3. You are their new father now.

I hope you guys are hungry!

Our 93 year old neighbor passed away on Sunday. Apparently he was feeding these little sweeties. Now they come to our door. My husband is the new proud father of these 4 trash pandas from trashpandas

4. Yeah, that’s for you!

He’s pretty shocked by the whole thing.

For me? from aww

5. Hello…is anyone in there?

This raccoon is all kinds of sad.

You forgot to pick me up from practice! from funny

6. How did you get in there?

Tricky little devil.

7. Hitchin’ a ride.

Where you headed?

8. Can I help you?

Which apartment do you live in?

The situation at my friends apartment right now. from funny

9. What do you think you’re doing up there?

Gymnastics, maybe?

Found a raccoon in this exact position from funny

10. I like these guys!

And I hope the chimney is closed off!

Best day ever, took a lot to pull myself away. Video in comments. from trashpandas

11. A true artist.

I’m impressed!

12. At the end of the rainbow.

Up to no good.

Instead of gold at the end of this rainbow, I found something a little more cuter. from aww

They sure are cute!

Do you have any photos of raccoons or other wild animals that you’ve taken?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Five Tips to Get Rid of Pigeons without Killing Them

Pigeons are very relaxing to watch because bring joy to the world and provide a sort of relief from daily tension. Feeding pigeons is a healthy way of relaxation and it is very well accepted by the medical community. They also give a great company as some elderly people like to spend time with pigeons. These friendly birds also fall in love with children. Many admire pigeons because they are a symbol of love, peace, loyalty, commitment, happiness, and affection. On the other hand, many would also like to see them far away from their balconies and rooftops because these

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Get Your Bark on With These Wonderful Dog Memes!

Dogs, dogs, everywhere there are dogs.

Do you ever find yourself singing this in your head to the theme of that famous song “Signs”?

Of course you do, you’re only human! And I do it, too!

And we do it because we have DOGS on our minds ALL DAY LONG. It’s only natural, because dogs are one of the greatest things we get to enjoy in our lives. They bring us so much joy and can brighten even the darkest day that we might have on any given day.

So what do you say that we honor our furry friends with some funny and adorable memes, okay?!?! Let’s get it started!

1. A very judgmental pooch.

This look says it all…

2. I’ve never seen this before.

But I’d sure like to!

3. I want this dog in my life.

And I want it NOW.

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4. Immediately in a good mood.

It works every time.

5. Awww. Loyal pup.

They really are the best.

6. You earned yourself a job.

You gotta love it!

7. A very unique pooch!

The unicorn dog!

8. Ummmm, did you find it?

This has to be the place!

9. Thank the gaming doggo.

It works!

10. I can do that tongue thing.

You’re hired!

11. What kind of monster would do this?

But we’re glad she is still here and helping others!

12. It sure does!

What a great smile.

13. Pop quiz, hotshot.

This is the kind of quiz I would like to take.

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Those were great! And now we want to hear from you!

Share a photo of your furry best friend in the comments with us.

And tell us a little bit about them as well.

We can’t wait to meet all these guys and gals!

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Funny Dog Memes to Get Your Day Headed in the Right Direction

I heard someone say once that you should never, under any circumstances, ignore your dog or ever treat them badly because WE are the most important things in their lives.

They can’t wait for us to get home when we leave, they light up with excitement every single time they see us, and we should do the same for them!

Because, sadly, they’re not here for very long so we should do everything in our power to make their lives as enjoyable as possible. What I’m trying to say is that it’s all about the love, baby.

So give your pups a squeeze for us and enjoy these great memes!

1. I hope that’s not the case!

I think they’re just giving us kisses.

2. Pick your gift.

They’re sweet AND smart.

3. Really? Right now you have to do this?

Gee, thanks a lot.

4. I support this 100%.

I hope this dog runs for President.

5. You knew that was gonna happen.

I’m jealous!

6. Awwww. Cute.

He still loves it!

7. This is perfect.

That’s really all you need.

8. He sure does.

And we all agree!

9. Not a fan of this thing.

Get rid of it!

10. Call the dog advice hotline if you need to.

They really do great work.

11. You’re not fooling them.

But nice try…

12. Put on that smiley face.

You can vent when work is over.

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13. I feel you, buddy.

It’s pretty exhausting out there.

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2020 mood

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Will you do us a big favor?

In the comments, share a photo of your pooch and tell us a little bit about them.

We love meeting as many new pups as possible!

Thanks in advance!

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Funny Posts for All the Animal Lovers Out There

Hey, all you animal lovers, we have a sneaking suspicion that these tweets are gonna be right up your alley.

Why, you ask?

Because they’re all adorable, funny, and they’ll reinforce what all of us already know: our pets are the best part of our lives! But you already knew that, right?

Of course, you did! Now enjoy these tweets!

1. Who can take you seriously?

Your cat might want to look into buying some boots…just an idea…

2. This is really wonderful.

And I think you’re going to agree with me.

3. What is this life?

What does it all mean?

4. Why are you such a weirdo?

Care to explain yourself?

5. You just made a new friend!

This is the wholesome content I needed today.

6. We’re here! But take your time!

Does this look familiar?

7. This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I want to adopt this cat!

8. Well, at least the cat likes it.

As for the dog…I think we know the answer to that.

9. Don’t you roll your eyes with me!

You’re gonna get it now!

10. That is one crazy-looking cat.

And yes, it does look like Adam Driver.

11. Hahahahaha. Oh my…

This is something you don’t see every day.

12. I love how the cat scampers away at the end.

Pretty much sums it up, huh?

How about you?

Do you have any pets in your home?

If the answer is YES, please share some photos with us and introduce them to the world!

We can’t wait to meet all of them!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets About Animals

We have a treat for you today!

I’m talking about some of the most quality animal tweets that I’ve seen in quite some time. Once you scroll through these great posts, I think you’ll have no choice but to agree with me…

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Take a few moments to yourself and enjoy these animal tweets!

1. Hahahaha. Wow. This is impressive.

You could see him all the way from space!

2. You know where this is going, don’t you?

It was a hit song back in the day, okay?

3. They might be re-enacting that scene from Dirty Dancing.

Could be the case, right?

4. I needed to see this. I DID.

I think you probably did, too.

5. I had to look twice at that one.

How about you?

6. I found this video to be very relaxing.

It really soothed my soul…

7. I think we all do.

And they sure do love it!

8. Is all of this for me?

One day it will all be hers…

9. Now this is some good stuff!

More of this, please!

10. I think this is a good idea.

We’re tearing down old statues anyway, right?

11. This dog is a true ARTIST.

It’s her time to shine.

12. That’s a very confident cat.

The dogs know who is really in power here.

13. There he is!

We were all very worried about you!

14. Not stuck, just enjoying the view.

So don’t be alarmed.

I can’t get enough of those animals!

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some photos and some funny stories about your own cats, dogs, gerbils, birds, etc.

We can’t wait to meet YOUR pets.

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