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These Cats Are Jerks, but That’s Why We Love Them

Cats wouldn’t be cats if they weren’t just a little bit evil. A tad malicious. Hell, their idea of a good time is playing with a mouse until it’s dead.

But that’s why we like them. Cats are the “bad boy” of the pet world. There’s something about their sassiness, disregard for the rules, withholding of affection, and utter lack of giving a f*ck that has us wrapped around their little toe beans.

Take these cats for example. These 15 cats are absolute jerks, but that’s exactly why we love them.

1. Don’t worry human, I’ll save you!

Quickly, escape from the water while I keep it distracted.

Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this from CatsAreAssholes

 

2. A pot of rice is not a litter box

But I can see how you might think it is.

Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice… from Wellthatsucks

 

3. Don’t test me human…

I am not a cat to be trifled with.

Quarantine – Day 4 from CatsAreAssholes

 

4. He found the toilet paper

My God have mercy on their bottoms.

My cat loves to shred toilet paper. Today, she found my entire stash. from funny

 

5. Thief! Thief!

And I almost got away with it, if it hadn’t been for you meddling humans.

6. Cats don’t take to well

to be told where they can or cannot go.

7. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Was it worth it, cat?

This is why we can’t have nice things from CatsAreAssholes

 

8. Plants are friends

NOT food.

derp eets succulent from AnimalsBeingDerps

9. Are we in an anime right now?

Because this is too cute to be real.

Predator from CatsAreAssholes

 

10. When your cat is jealous of your computer

Yeah. Working from home is going great.

It’s hard to work with a cat around from aww

11. This cat locked its owners out of the car

Just cause.

My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out. from CatsAreAssholes

12. I’ve heard of Bread Kittens

But this is a little much.

Just why.. from CatsAreAssholes

13. Work smarter not harder, am I right?

It gets the job done.

14. Hey look they’re friends

Oh wait, no they’re sworn enemies. My mistake.

My neighbor’s cat drops by every once in a while to stick his head through the window and scream at my cat from AnimalsBeingJerks

15. Remember what I said about cats and toilet paper?

There’s nothing left we can do.

I needed to use the restroom and saw this instead from AnimalsBeingJerks

Despite the broken TVs, the pee-soaked rice, and the toppled over trash-cans, for some reason we just keep loving cats.

They can scratch us, bite us, wake us, sneak up on us, and yet somehow, at the end of the day, once they start purring and making biscuits on the blanket, we can’t help but go “Awww” and give them a big snuggle.

Is your cat a jerk? Let us know in the comments.

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A Company Created a Hidden Cat Maze Bed Frame People Will Love

Cats are great pets. They’re cute and cuddly, don’t need to be taken outside to use the restroom, and as a bonus, they keep pesky mice out of the home.

However, they can also be a pain when it comes to keeping the furniture in good condition. Unless trained otherwise, cats will dig their claws into couches, carpets, blinds, and beds. In fact, they love destroying the underside of a bed or couch and turning in into their own private hideout.

That’s why this cat maze bed frame, by CatLife is SO exciting.

Image Credit: CatLife

This is the Gatrimonial bed.

With a bed frame like this one, you’ll never have to worry about your cats destroying the underside of your bed again! Along with the frame comes a bed base and a back.

Unfortunately, the Gatrimonial bed is priced at $2,120,000 – $2,650, 000. (Gulp)

Image Credit: CatLife

But just look at how cool it is!

With a bed frame like this, your cat (or dog) can both hide away when they need some privacy, and entertain themselves by weaving through this wooden maze.

Honestly, it’s about time someone invented this.

CatLife has a full line of products for cat owners and their cats.

Like the Gatrimonial bed, many of their other products help to create cat-friendly spaces in a sleek and modern home.

If you have the money to spare, why not live with your cat in style?

Avoid the cat-scratched furniture by investing in furniture made specifically for you and your cat.

Would you buy the Gatrimonial bed?

Let us know in the comments.

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Animals Reimagined Based on Their Skulls Are Horrifying and Hilarious

Much of what we know about dinosaurs and really any creatures that existed long before we were born, comes from the artifacts we’ve found documenting their existence: mainly, bones and fossils.

From these bones and fossils paleontologists have been able to reconstruct skeletons of dinosaurs, extinct animals, even early humanoids. We know what they most likely looked like thanks to these bones.

But totally reconstructing a creature you’ve never seen alive, based just on their skeletons, is hard work! As shown by these 16 animals reimagined based only on their skulls, future aliens might have a totally different idea of what life on planet Earth was like, if they only had our skeletons to go by.

1. Oh, god

Everything about this is frightening.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Will aliens even know jellyfish existed?

Probably not.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

 

3. Who’s a good little hellhound?

Yes you are, yes you are!

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

4. They say the meek shall inherit

Planet of the Tortoise?

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

5. Did bunnies evolve from dinosaurs?

If Monty Python taught me anything, never mess with a rabbit.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

6. Earth was just full of fiendish beasts

How did humans ever succeed?

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

7. The Siberian Chonk

A most ferocious and majestic beast.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

8. *insert scream emoji*

Are we sure that Aye-Aye aren’t aliens?

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9. This one is kind of cute

The skull, not the reconstruction.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

10. The mongoose is not to be trifled with

Sankes beware.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

11. The absolute derpiest

The male platypus has venomous spurs on his back ankles.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

12. Certainly this one belongs to something fierce

Yep. So fierce.

 

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

13. Gyarados?

Nope, just a Seel.

 

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

14. Welp

Just like Olaf, he has no bones.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

15. Clearly, a monster

I shudder to think what this skull must belong to.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

16. What hoot

Owl be sorry when this list of memes is complete.

Image Credit: Ruin My Week

If I’ve learned anything today, it’s that every creature seems a lot scarier when you’re just looking at their skull. Maybe the dinosaurs were a lot cuter than we think.

Also, there are probably tons of creatures we’ll never know existed, because they didn’t leave behind any bones.

Which animal reimagined up above is your favorite? Let us know in the comments.

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Tweets From People Who Might Love Their Dogs More Than Their Life Partners

I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a lot of folks out there…

Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.

You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…

And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!

And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.

1. Don’t even worry about him.

You’re the ones I really love.

2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.

What do you think it means?

3. We all know who she loves more.

There’s really nothing you can do about it.

4. Get a free pass.

On pretty much everything.

5. Starting to hurt your feelings.

Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.

6. Give it a rest, okay!

The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.

7. This is what it’s like.

Oh well, that’s life.

8. Let’s have a talk.

Good, she’s not around…

9. I agree with this philosophy.

You’re doing the right thing, sir.

10. Not you, the dog.

Oh…never mind…

11. You sound a little annoyed.

Are you annoyed yet?

12. This is gonna be great!

No, not you! The dog!

13. I think it might be true.

Hey, it is what it is.

Do you have any pooches at home?

Well, we want to meet them!

Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!

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10 Golden Retriever Puppies Enjoyed a Purple Dragon Reading to Them at Storytime

I’m gonna go on the record about something that I feel very strongly about.

I’m talking about Golden Retrievers. I don’t care if you think they are boring, generic dogs that only suburban soccer moms have. I’m here to tell you that they are one of the most gentle, loving, and all-around outstanding dog breeds out there.

Okay, now that I’ve said my peace, it’s time to move on to the story!

A totally adorable litter of ten Golden Retriever puppies sat and watched (they’re also well-behaved) as a robotic Dalton the Storytelling Dragon read to them in Redlands, California.

And it’s not the first time it’s happened either. Here’s another litter of Goldens getting into the reading spirit with Dalton.

Dalton the story telling dragon made his first appearance for the “Sweetheart” litter tonight! #sunnydreamsgoldens #daltonthestorytellingdragon #sweetheartlitter #hudsonxgidgetpups🐾 #goldenretrieversofinstagram #puppyvideosofinstagram #cutestpuppies #puppiesatstorytime #puppyluv

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Don’t they seem totally enthralled by the story?

Hey, these dogs like fairy tales, what else can you say?

This is all going down at a place called SunnyDreams Goldens, in case you wondering, because I know I was! If it was closer to me, I’d be making a trip there to meet and possibly buy a couple of these pooches.

Enjoy this video and just try to tell me that isn’t one of the most adorable things you’ve ever seen in your life.

I told you it was freaking adorable!

And now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

We’re all about the cute and fuzzy animals here, so we want you to do us a big favor: in the comments, share some wholesome and heartwarming videos, photos, and stories about animals that you think we’ll love.

Thank you in advance!

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The Unflattering Dog Photo Challenge is What You Need to See Right Now

There are few things that make me smile more than seeing dogs act like total goofs.

And, while they’re usually pretty photogenic, you have to admit that when dog owners catch their pooches unaware and the pics aren’t exactly flattering, it results in hilarity.

And we’re really in luck today, because all of these folks participated in the Unflattering Dog Challenge and posted hilarious photos that their dogs would probably be pretty embarrassed about…but we love ’em anyway!

Let’s take a look!

1. Lu is derpin’ for days.

And lookin’ good doing it!

2. These are good snapshots.

And they made me laugh!

3. Captured at the perfect moment.

Open wide for the camera!

4. Hahahaha. I love this!

Let the wind blow through your hair!

5. That is not very lady-like!

Maggie Mae is at it again.

6. Don’t take a picture of me when I’m getting a bath!

Now you’re gonna be in trouble.

7. This photo is totally EPIC.

I might need to frame this and put it above my fireplace.

8. That’s a good boy!

I think you won. No question about it.

9. Make yourself at home.

Are you sure you’re comfortable? Do you need anything?

10. Two snoozing dogs.

They sure do live the good life, don’t they?

11. Don’t choke on it!

He better be careful with that thing…

12. Looks like he really tied one on last night…

And he’s paying the price today.

How about you?

Do you have any funny and unflattering photos of your pets?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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A Family’s BBQ Was Crashed by Dozens of Giant “Robber” Crabs

No, not the kind of crabs that you need to inform your intimate partner about, either. Those are scary, to be sure, but they’re not giant…and also we know how to get rid of them.

Instead of that horror show, try picturing this one: you’re enjoying a nice, relaxing campground getaway with your family. You’ve had a great day, and as dinner time nears, you bust our your grill and meats and get the BBQ underway.

A BBQ that’s soon interrupted by dozens of gigantic crabs crawling up the tables and over the chairs, all in search of food.

Probably not human food, but who are you to say for sure?

If you’re thinking this sounds like a bad horror movie, I doubt Amy Luetich and her family would argue with you, even if it did really happen to them.

Since the Luetichs are Aussies, however, they did not run away screaming. On a scale of 1 to those spiders that kill everything they touch, coconut crabs are nothing more than a source of entertainment down under.

The family smiled for the photos while the crabs nosed around like small dogs for food. They’re robber crabs (also called coconut crabs) and are the world’s largest land crustacean.

Which, of course they are, because we all know by now that Australia doesn’t do pint-sized anything.

Image Credit: Pixabay

The grabs can weigh between 8 and 9 pounds  and grow up to over 3 feet in length (width?) so these guys will definitely let you know when they’re around.

And dozens of them?

I don’t think I would be as chill as the Luetichs.

I guess that’s why they get to live in Australia and I don’t.

The robber crab gets its name because they’re known for walking away with people’s belongings – including food, as they stole from the Luetichs – and are a protected species on Christmas Island, where the encounter took place.

Here’s a video of those crabs… um… robbing!

Leutick had this to say about the crabs…

“They started to climb up to the table, and another climbed onto the barbecue.

We kept our tents away from where we had eaten, but one of the families said the whole night they could feel one tapping on the outside of their tent.”

Well, that’s creepy AF!

By the way, the crabs can live up to 50 years, so there’s a chance they talk about where to find the best human food and other things that catch their beady little eyes.

Anyone else thinking of the crab from Moana all of a sudden?

Shiny!

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Purrfect Memes for Cat Owners

Cats really are the best. And they’re also the worst. It’s a double edged sword.

On the one hand: cute widdle toe beans, fuzzy wuzzy faces, that hypnotic purr. On the other hand: say goodbye to having plants, prepare to have everything knocked off the shelves, and get used to having your ankles attacked at any given moment.

Sometimes owning a cat can be a lot. To remind you that you’re not alone, here are 11 memes purrfect for cat owners.

1. I can’t even tell what this used to be:

Now it just looks like a bed of wilted spinach.

Image Credit: Someecards

2. IS this a cat?

I’m not quite convinced this isn’t milk.

Image Credit: Someecards

3. I feel called out:

Just two cool cats, chillin.

Image Credit: Someecards

4. The expression on his face:

Priceless.

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5. Don’t underestimate the power…

…of the red dot.

Image Credit: Someecards

6. Oh, c’mon now:

This is too cute. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

Image Credit: Someecards

7. Jellicle cats come out tonight…

Jellicle cats come one come all.

Image Credit: Someecards

8. It’s true though.

Can you imagine? Sleeping as much as you want. Scratching anyone who pisses you off.

Image Credit: Someecards

9. Me every morning:

Gotta get that good morning back stretch.

Image Credit: Someecards

10. You know they never will be:

And that’s why you love them.

Image Credit: Someecards

11. You’re in big trouble now:

No more catnip for you! I mean, not today. At least not right now…gahhh, that face! Want some catnip baby?

Image Credit: Someecards

For better or worse, cats are cats.

Whether they’re breaking your vases or using their big kitty eyes and tiny kitty mews to manipulate you into forgiving them for any transgression, we’re always going to love them. And envy them. And worship them.

What’s the funniest/weirdest/worst thing your cat has ever done?

Let us know in the comments!

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Adorable Cat Memes That Will Have You Feline Fine

Cats are the greatest. Period. Dogs? Yeah, dogs are cool, but CATS? There’s nothing better.

When I’m having a bad day, nothing makes me feel better than going home to cuddle with my cat.

But not everyone is lucky be the keeper of a fabulous feline. For those who are cat-free or (god forbid) allergic to cats, fear not! The Internet is here with a bowl full of 10 adorable cat memes guaranteed to have you feline fine.

1. Cats make us smile:

Just by being their derpy selves:

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2. They entertain:

Such drama!

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3. Cats have opinions:

Girls night be like…

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4. And they will cat call you out:

His face says it all.

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5. They can be just as protective as dogs:

“What are your intentions with my human, other human?”

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6. And twice as demanding:

What do you want? Food? Play? Attention? All of the above?

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7. We can learn from our feline friends:

If we’re paying close attention.

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8. I’ll bet you wish you had one now.

Maybe if you’re lucky, one will choose you as their human.

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9. I hate to be away from my cat:

And he hates to be away from me.

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10. Some people might call me crazy:

But the Internet always has my back.

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I need to know what this cake is made of and where this human found it! Look at those little pink whiskers!

Still not convinced cats are the best? I encourage you to keep scrolling. Or better yet, adopt a cat! You too can learn first hand just how magical cats truly are. (Once you get past the constant scratches, it’s great!)

Do you have an adorable feline friend? Tell us all about them in the comments!

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10 Amazing Facts About Killer Whales

Today, we’re talking about the amazing Killer Whale, one of the most recognizable animals on Earth. There are lots to learn about this distinctive and unique species, so let’s get started on “10 Amazing Facts About Killer Whales.” 10. They’re not actually whales Although, we often call them killer whales, orcas are in fact, the largest member of the dolphin family. They may resemble small whales in size and physicality, but their teeth place them firmly among the dolphins. All dolphins and porpoises fall under the order of Cetacea, but the orca’s teeth classify them under the suborder Odontoceti, which

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