Purrfect Memes for Cat Owners

Cats really are the best. And they’re also the worst. It’s a double edged sword.

On the one hand: cute widdle toe beans, fuzzy wuzzy faces, that hypnotic purr. On the other hand: say goodbye to having plants, prepare to have everything knocked off the shelves, and get used to having your ankles attacked at any given moment.

Sometimes owning a cat can be a lot. To remind you that you’re not alone, here are 11 memes purrfect for cat owners.

1. I can’t even tell what this used to be:

Now it just looks like a bed of wilted spinach.

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2. IS this a cat?

I’m not quite convinced this isn’t milk.

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3. I feel called out:

Just two cool cats, chillin.

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4. The expression on his face:

Priceless.

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5. Don’t underestimate the power…

…of the red dot.

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6. Oh, c’mon now:

This is too cute. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

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7. Jellicle cats come out tonight…

Jellicle cats come one come all.

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8. It’s true though.

Can you imagine? Sleeping as much as you want. Scratching anyone who pisses you off.

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9. Me every morning:

Gotta get that good morning back stretch.

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10. You know they never will be:

And that’s why you love them.

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11. You’re in big trouble now:

No more catnip for you! I mean, not today. At least not right now…gahhh, that face! Want some catnip baby?

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For better or worse, cats are cats.

Whether they’re breaking your vases or using their big kitty eyes and tiny kitty mews to manipulate you into forgiving them for any transgression, we’re always going to love them. And envy them. And worship them.

What’s the funniest/weirdest/worst thing your cat has ever done?

Let us know in the comments!

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Adorable Cat Memes That Will Have You Feline Fine

Cats are the greatest. Period. Dogs? Yeah, dogs are cool, but CATS? There’s nothing better.

When I’m having a bad day, nothing makes me feel better than going home to cuddle with my cat.

But not everyone is lucky be the keeper of a fabulous feline. For those who are cat-free or (god forbid) allergic to cats, fear not! The Internet is here with a bowl full of 10 adorable cat memes guaranteed to have you feline fine.

1. Cats make us smile:

Just by being their derpy selves:

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2. They entertain:

Such drama!

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3. Cats have opinions:

Girls night be like…

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4. And they will cat call you out:

His face says it all.

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5. They can be just as protective as dogs:

“What are your intentions with my human, other human?”

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6. And twice as demanding:

What do you want? Food? Play? Attention? All of the above?

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7. We can learn from our feline friends:

If we’re paying close attention.

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8. I’ll bet you wish you had one now.

Maybe if you’re lucky, one will choose you as their human.

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9. I hate to be away from my cat:

And he hates to be away from me.

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10. Some people might call me crazy:

But the Internet always has my back.

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I need to know what this cake is made of and where this human found it! Look at those little pink whiskers!

Still not convinced cats are the best? I encourage you to keep scrolling. Or better yet, adopt a cat! You too can learn first hand just how magical cats truly are. (Once you get past the constant scratches, it’s great!)

Do you have an adorable feline friend? Tell us all about them in the comments!

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10 Amazing Facts About Killer Whales

Today, we’re talking about the amazing Killer Whale, one of the most recognizable animals on Earth. There are lots to learn about this distinctive and unique species, so let’s get started on “10 Amazing Facts About Killer Whales.” 10. They’re not actually whales Although, we often call them killer whales, orcas are in fact, the largest member of the dolphin family. They may resemble small whales in size and physicality, but their teeth place them firmly among the dolphins. All dolphins and porpoises fall under the order of Cetacea, but the orca’s teeth classify them under the suborder Odontoceti, which

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Take a Look at These Funny “Problems” With Having a Dog

Dogs. They’re the worst, right?

You adopt one thinking they’re so adorable and before you know it your whole LIFE is revolving around these puppers.

I mean, where do they get off? Invading our sleep and our free time, our relationships, our memes – they’re out of control!

Here are the top ten problems with having a dog and why they should be stopped.

10. They’re always chewing something

And you’ll never ever find out what it is.

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9. They’re after your snackies

Once you pop, the barks don’t stop.

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8. They’re so needy

When do pets become petulant?

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7. They won’t stay off the couch

Look at all the adorable fur you left here!

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6. They just look at you all day

Like they love you or something. It’s creepy.

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5. They take your turkey

And not just on Thanksgiving.

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4. They’re always preening

And for some reason they want you to be around for it?

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3. They have no sense of priorities

What exactly are you guarding, guard dog?

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2. They fill your phone up

Not even the cloud can be trusted with these beauties.

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1. They’re master guilt-trippers

Look into those judging eyes and tell me you can withstand them.

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In conclusion, these are the reasons that dogs are the bestest ever. That’s why I started writing this, right? I honestly don’t remember now. I’m just staring at widdle paws.

What’s the best/worst thing about having a dog?

Tell us in the comments.

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Orchid and More Words With Surprisingly Risqué Origins

Unless you’re an etymologist, I highly doubt you spend your days thinking about the history and evolution of language.

With bills to pay, errands to run, and work to get done we don’t all have the time to consider how and why our language has evolved over the centuries.

However, some words are worth taking the time to investigate. You’d be surprised at which ordinary, every day words actually have a naughty history.

They may seem innocent enough but these 9 words each have a risqué origin that might leave you blushing.

1. Patridge

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You might be familiar with a partridge in a pear tree or even the Partridge Family, but did you know the word partridge comes from the Greek word perdesthai, meaning “to break wind”?

This references the whirring sound its wings make when it takes to the skies.

Think about that the next time you’re singing 12 Days of Christmas.

2. Gymnasium

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When you read the word gymnasium you might recall memories from your younger years of dodging balls, enduring the Presidential Fitness Test, or enjoying a pep rally.

What probably doesn’t come to mind is… nudity.

Gymnasium comes from the Greek gumnazeinwhich means to exercise or play sports in the nude.

According to National Geographic, we’re not sure exactly why the Greeks were so keen on letting it all hang out, but it probably had to do with the Mediterranean climate and an abundance of body confidence.

3. Porcelain

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What could be naughty about porcelain? It’s so delicate and dignified.

Porcelain in and of itself is not a naughty word, as it translates simply to “cowrie shell.” Cowrie shells (remember “puka” shell necklaces?) are small, delicate and pretty.

However, the shell’s name in Italian is from porcella meaning “young sow,” or “young pig.” It is thought the shells were named for their resemblance to a cow/pig’s outer genitals.

Not so dignified now, huh?

4. Mastodon

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Mastodons are the ancestor of our modern day elephant. These large beasts roamed North and Central America during the late Miocene period up to their extinction 10,000-11,000 years ago.

In Greek, masto translates to “breast” and odon translates to “tooth,” so mastodon really means “breast-tooth.”

It was Georges Cuvier, a 19th century French naturalist who coined the name in 1817, after discovering nipple-like projections on fossils of the mammal’s molars.

5. Punk

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When you read the word punk, you might imagine a band of rock and roll music artists or a group of their leather-clad fans thrashing in a most pit.

Though it describes a particular genre of music and style, the word punk originally meant something was “worthless” or a “worthless person” of a “criminal” background.

It was also used to describe female prostitutes, as seen in Shakespeare’s Alls Well that Ends Well.

6. Musk

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According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, musk comes from the Sanskrit word muṣka, which translates to “testicle.”

You’ve probably heard of “man musk,” in reference to a particular smell associated with the male of the species (whether it’s a good smell or not is up to you). But did you know male musk deer actually secrete musk in the form of a reddish-brown substance? (gag!)

It’s produced in a gland that was originally thought to look like a scrotum, although it is not directly tied to reproduction.

7. Forlorn

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We all experience lows in our life, but to be forlorn is to be more than just sad.

According to Dictionary.com, forlorn means to feel desolate, unhappy, lonely, or despairing.

Forlorn comes from Old English loren, meaning “to lose” or to be “depraved of.”

Those who are forlorn are destitute and godforsaken, abandoned by those they love.

And it’s hard to bounce back from a place like that.

8. Pasta Alla Puttanesca

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Pasta alla puttanesca is a delicious Italian dish consisting of anchovies, olives, tomatoes, capers, and pasta. You may recognize it as the dish the Baudelaire orphans cooked up for Count Olaf in the first book of A Series of Unfortunate Events, but did you know the word puttanesca literally translates to “in the style of a prostitute”?

Some have theorized that courtesans and sex workers used the dish to lure in potential customers, or that it was a simple dish to cook up between services.

However, Italians use the word puttana like Americans might use “sh^t,” she the real origin of the name is most likely that someone just threw together whatever sh^t was on hand and called it dinner.

9. Orchid

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I know what you’re thinking, but no, the origin of orchid is not related to the female anatomy. The name actually comes from the Greek orkhis, which literally translates to “testicle.” Yet another word whose origins are associated with male genitalia.

The orchid was named so for the shape of it’s root which resembles a testicle. The more you know!

Aren’t words fun?

My personal favorite of these saucy origins is pasta alla puttanesca. I can’t wait to see the look on my mother’s face the next time we have dinner and I tell her I’ve made pasta “in the style of a prostitute.”

Do you have a favorite world of indecent origin? Let us know in the comments!

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Raccoons Are Cute and Hilarious and Here’s the Proof

Several months ago, I had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR baby raccoons stuck in my fireplace in my living room. The poor little guys fell down the chimney and thank goodness I was home at the time so I could barricade the fireplace opening with a piece of wood until a “wildlife expert” showed up to remove the animals.

They were so adorable and I felt so bad for them that I even thought about keeping them for a minute…and then I realized that would be a total disaster so I abandoned that dream…

But I did come to realize that raccoons are very cute, even though they like to eat our trash and some of them are dangerous because they’re infected with rabies. But we can still admire them from afar!

Enjoy these funny and cute photos of raccoons just living their daily lives.

1. Now THAT is cute.

It’s cute, right?

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2. Teamwork makes the dream work.

They’re getting it done!

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3. You are their new father now.

I hope you guys are hungry!

Our 93 year old neighbor passed away on Sunday. Apparently he was feeding these little sweeties. Now they come to our door. My husband is the new proud father of these 4 trash pandas from trashpandas

4. Yeah, that’s for you!

He’s pretty shocked by the whole thing.

For me? from aww

5. Hello…is anyone in there?

This raccoon is all kinds of sad.

You forgot to pick me up from practice! from funny

6. How did you get in there?

Tricky little devil.

7. Hitchin’ a ride.

Where you headed?

8. Can I help you?

Which apartment do you live in?

The situation at my friends apartment right now. from funny

9. What do you think you’re doing up there?

Gymnastics, maybe?

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10. I like these guys!

And I hope the chimney is closed off!

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11. A true artist.

I’m impressed!

12. At the end of the rainbow.

Up to no good.

Instead of gold at the end of this rainbow, I found something a little more cuter. from aww

They sure are cute!

Do you have any photos of raccoons or other wild animals that you’ve taken?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Five Tips to Get Rid of Pigeons without Killing Them

Pigeons are very relaxing to watch because bring joy to the world and provide a sort of relief from daily tension. Feeding pigeons is a healthy way of relaxation and it is very well accepted by the medical community. They also give a great company as some elderly people like to spend time with pigeons. These friendly birds also fall in love with children. Many admire pigeons because they are a symbol of love, peace, loyalty, commitment, happiness, and affection. On the other hand, many would also like to see them far away from their balconies and rooftops because these

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Get Your Bark on With These Wonderful Dog Memes!

Dogs, dogs, everywhere there are dogs.

Do you ever find yourself singing this in your head to the theme of that famous song “Signs”?

Of course you do, you’re only human! And I do it, too!

And we do it because we have DOGS on our minds ALL DAY LONG. It’s only natural, because dogs are one of the greatest things we get to enjoy in our lives. They bring us so much joy and can brighten even the darkest day that we might have on any given day.

So what do you say that we honor our furry friends with some funny and adorable memes, okay?!?! Let’s get it started!

1. A very judgmental pooch.

This look says it all…

2. I’ve never seen this before.

But I’d sure like to!

3. I want this dog in my life.

And I want it NOW.

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4. Immediately in a good mood.

It works every time.

5. Awww. Loyal pup.

They really are the best.

6. You earned yourself a job.

You gotta love it!

7. A very unique pooch!

The unicorn dog!

8. Ummmm, did you find it?

This has to be the place!

9. Thank the gaming doggo.

It works!

10. I can do that tongue thing.

You’re hired!

11. What kind of monster would do this?

But we’re glad she is still here and helping others!

12. It sure does!

What a great smile.

13. Pop quiz, hotshot.

This is the kind of quiz I would like to take.

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Those were great! And now we want to hear from you!

Share a photo of your furry best friend in the comments with us.

And tell us a little bit about them as well.

We can’t wait to meet all these guys and gals!

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Funny Dog Memes to Get Your Day Headed in the Right Direction

I heard someone say once that you should never, under any circumstances, ignore your dog or ever treat them badly because WE are the most important things in their lives.

They can’t wait for us to get home when we leave, they light up with excitement every single time they see us, and we should do the same for them!

Because, sadly, they’re not here for very long so we should do everything in our power to make their lives as enjoyable as possible. What I’m trying to say is that it’s all about the love, baby.

So give your pups a squeeze for us and enjoy these great memes!

1. I hope that’s not the case!

I think they’re just giving us kisses.

2. Pick your gift.

They’re sweet AND smart.

3. Really? Right now you have to do this?

Gee, thanks a lot.

4. I support this 100%.

I hope this dog runs for President.

5. You knew that was gonna happen.

I’m jealous!

6. Awwww. Cute.

He still loves it!

7. This is perfect.

That’s really all you need.

8. He sure does.

And we all agree!

9. Not a fan of this thing.

Get rid of it!

10. Call the dog advice hotline if you need to.

They really do great work.

11. You’re not fooling them.

But nice try…

12. Put on that smiley face.

You can vent when work is over.

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13. I feel you, buddy.

It’s pretty exhausting out there.

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2020 mood

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Will you do us a big favor?

In the comments, share a photo of your pooch and tell us a little bit about them.

We love meeting as many new pups as possible!

Thanks in advance!

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