Hilarious and Insightful Tweets From “Thoughts of Dog”

Don’t try to tell me that you’ve never sat around and wondered just what exactly your dog was thinking about…

I know I definitely have before!

And, since we haven’t trained dogs to talk yet, we need to rely on the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account to help us what’s going on inside those canine brains.

Are you ready to get deep and go on a fantastic voyage of discovery? So am I! Let’s do it now!

1. Time to create some chaos.

You knew this was coming!

2. What the hell happened?

Why am I not getting the attention I need?

3. Just take your time…

Even though your owner will be annoyed.

4. I think he’s talking about his toy.

And yes, it needs a bath.

5. You just threw it all away.

Why did you do that?!?!

6. Let’s go down the list.

It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

7. Inside or outside?

There’s more to it than that…

8. It’s your time to shine.

This is not a drill!

9. He’s your best pal!

But not all dogs think this way…

10. This is what I’ll be doing.

Awwwwww. That’s cute.

11. It’s gonna be a great day!

And we hope you get all the attention you need.

12. Let me introduce myself.

Just don’t eat it!

Do you have any dogs?

Big dogs? Little dogs? Fluffy dogs? short-haired dogs?

If the answer is YES, please share some photos of them in the comments and introduce us to them.

And tell us a little bit about them, as well!

Thanks a lot!

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Let’s Take a Look at These Super-Duper Fluffy Cats

Yo! Bring on the floof!

That’s what I like to say…to other people and to myself…

Is that weird?

Ah, the hell with it! Who cares if it is weird? I want to see fluffy cats and I want to see them now!

And I’m in for a huge treat, and so are you. Because these fluff-balls are some of the most adorable kitties that you’re gonna see anywhere on Earth.

Let’s take a look!

And remember to yell out “Bring on the floof!” while you’re enjoying these pics! There ain’t no shame in your game!

1. This one is a double threat.

Floof and THOSE EYES. Wow.

I am sure you’ll fall in love with this cutie at first sight… from Floof

2. I love the name, by the way.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog or a cat named Cereal.

Cereal in winter from Floof

3. Perfect for cuddling.

No doubt about that.

My huge floofy boi cuddling with me ? from Floof

4. Get out in nature.

Enjoy your frolic in the snow!

Happy floof in the snow ! from Floof

5. Sorry, you can’t have anymore.

You sure are cute, though.

Someone ate all his Halloween candy already ? from Floof

6. This cat might turn out to be PURE EVIL.

But in the meantime, enjoy his company!

I Am the Night from Floof

7. This one is almost all floof.

I wonder what the other 10% is…

90% Floof from Floof

8. You just want to pick him up!

And cuddle with him for days!

he’s as soft as he looks ❤ from Floof

9. You might need a haircut soon…

On second thought, never mind. The floof is good.

Susanna’s head is slowly being engulfed by her own floof. from Floof

10. That’s a good-looking kitty!

And she seems polite, too.

Daintily crossing her floofy feet. from Floof

11. Perfect for snoozing.

What a good companion.

Boyfriend and floof take a snooze from Floof

Do you have any kitties in your house?

If so, please share some pics with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to see them!

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“Thoughts of Dog” Tweets That Are Humorous and Insightful

Even if you’re not a big Twitter person, you should really subscribe to the social media platform so you can follow a great account called “Thoughts of Dog.”

Because, let’s get real, who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in our dog’s head, right?

I know I do!

And that’s exactly what this account does. So wonder no more, dog owners, because this is the real deal. Let’s take a look.

1. The rarest sit.

Have you seen it in the wild?

2. No more fireworks, people!

The pooches really don’t enjoy that.

3. That did not work out very well.

What the heck is going on here?

4. Waiting for the food to drop.

Any minute now…

5. Those are the kind of people you need to be around.

The kind that helps you out!

6. Bring on the pancakes.

You know you want ’em!

7. Narrowed it down.

Makes sense to me.

8. Are you sure you’re helping?

I’m just sayin’…

9. We could all use some more cuddles.

Especially from a dog!

10. Letting it all hang out.

Strut your stuff!

11. Bring your human to work day.

I like the sound of that!

12. Just do your best.

We’re all rooting for you!

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, introduce us to your pooches and share some photos with us.

We want to meet fat dogs, skinny dogs, white dogs, black dogs, all the dogs you can imagine!

Thanks, fam! We love hearing from you!

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Tweets That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

General Charles De Gaulle once said, “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

Which makes sense. I mean, you don’t have to be affected by the horrors of war to know that dogs are better than people.

All you have to do is like, look at a puppy. And then look at a human. Which one of them are you more likely to start petting? Exactly.

Here are ten tweets from people who know all about the dog life.

10. Super cool

Hey, there’s a little somethin’ extra, just for you.

9. Chill pills

Not sure this is veterinarian level advice but it sounds like fun so I’ll take it.

8. Picture perfect

And yet when I do the same thing but with pictures of people I’m a “stalker” who “needs to go to jail.”

7. The Stick of Destiny

It’s like Xeno’s paradox, but with sticks, and dogs, so better.

6. Dog day afternoon

This is a perfect list, where do I apply?

5. Barks and bites

Thank you for bringing your delightful chaos yet again in our home, pupper.

4. A leg up

I feel like one of them is getting the wrong end of this partnership.

3. Storage capacity

At the time of writing the top tier iPhones have roughly enough storage capacity for 100,000 doggo pictures. You’re probably set?

2. Have your cake

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

1. Suit of armor

Never fear, m’lady. I am sir Goodboi of Heckinshire.

Now somebody get me a dog. I need to pet one. IMMEDIATELY.

What’s your dog like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Dog Memes to Improve Your Life

Elizabeth Taylor once famously said, “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

Personally, I don’t have a lot of experience with horses, but I can see how dogs would be preferable to most dudes.

Because dogs are amazing, as these memes will attest.

15. Paws off

I am the chosen one and you shall not intervene.

Via: Someecards

14. Holding steady

My whole life is built around this heckin’ good boi.

Via: Someecards

13. All the right words

I never thought of it this way, and now I’m having an existential crisis.

Via: Someecards

12. Heaven can wait

We don’t deserve dogs.

Via: Someecards

11. The inner circle

Note how 2020 is left blank.

Via: Someecards

10. Simple solutions

We have a lot to learn from the canines.

Via: Someecards

9. Ride or die

He’s bad to the bone.

Via: Someecards

8. That bites

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Via: Someecards

7. Paws for reflection

None of us stand a chance against this.

Via: Someecards

6. Glorious food

You try eating the same thing every day and see how YOU like it.

Via: Someecards

5. Vet your response

I see right through your deception, Kevin.

Via: Someecards

4. Sniff ’em out

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.

Via: Someecards

3. High praise

You are at least ten thousand candles in the wind.

Via: Someecards

2. On a roll

Dream on, pupper. These delicacies are all for me.

Via: Someecards

1. A girl’s best friend

If I had a genie it would be my very first wish, no question.

Via: Someecards

Here’s to dogs – may we some day deserve them.

What’s your doggo like?

Tell us all about them in the comments.

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Artist Raises Money for Charity With His Hilariously Bad Pet Drawings

An artist who goes by the name of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle is doing some good work.

And when I say “good”, I don’t necessarily mean…well, good.

In fact, Hercule’s work is downright bad. But that’s the fun of it! He draws ridiculously bad portraits of peoples’ pets, but here’s the great part: he’s raising money for an important charity that helps out the homeless.

Check out Turning Tides, the charity Hercule raises money for, HERE.

Now let’s get a look at these terrible portraits!

1. Look at this handsome fella.

He nailed it!

New commission finished!!!This handsome little fella belongs to the most wonderful Jessica Milne.I’m not sure if…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Saturday, December 19, 2020

2. Two peas in a pod.

I bet this gruesome twosome causes a lot of trouble.

New commission finished!!!Last one for tonight. I was hoping to do more but I’m done in ?This is ‘Honey B’. And…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 18, 2020

3. Let it all hang out.

Hey, you do you!

New commission finished!!I’m no vet, but I reckon I’ve seen more pictures of people’s pets than most. And what I have…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Wednesday, December 16, 2020

4. I think the arms might be a little bit long…

Anyone else see that?

New commission finished!!!This proud looking fella belongs to the wonderful Eve Stratton Sheldon. I’m not sure what…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Wednesday, December 16, 2020

5. This one might be my favorite.

Get a load of those teeth!

New commission finished!!This happy chappy belongs to the lovely Phillip Roberts.I don’t know what his name is, but…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Saturday, December 19, 2020

6. Look at this pet!

I wouldn’t want to tangle with this wild animal.

New commission finished!!This goose belongs to the lovely Kate Smith. I don’t know what she’s called, but I’ve named…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 18, 2020

7. Yes, this cat is judging you.

And yes, she also judging the drawing.

New commission finished!!This fuzzy feline belongs to the wonderful Kevin Reed and family. I don’t know what a he’s…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Tuesday, December 15, 2020

8. Hahahaha. This one is really something else.

Even got the bow and everything.

New commission finished!!!Karen Partridge has requested this portrait of her dog. It’s a breed of dog that is so…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Monday, December 14, 2020

9. We’re are Siamese, if you please.

Not really, but it kinda looks like it.

New commission finished!!I’ll be honest, I have absolutely no idea if I’ve broken my one pet per portrait rule or not…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Tuesday, December 15, 2020

10. Why are you wearing a shower cap?

Actually, never mind, I don’t want to know.

New commission finished!!Sally Daly sent in this picture of her dog sporting a shower cap just like my old Grandma…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Sunday, December 13, 2020

11. A real goofy pup.

This dog was just made to be a star.

New commission finished!!This portrait was requested by Jessa Rolexus as a gift for her good friend. I don’t know…

Posted by Pet Portraits By Hercule on Friday, December 11, 2020

I love those!

Do you have any pooches at home with you?

If so, please share some pics of them in the comments and introduce us to them.

We can’t wait to meet your doggos!

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Funny Cat Posts That Are Just Purrrr-Fect

Did you see what I did in the title there?

I said purrrr-fect because we’re about to dive headfirst into some hilarious cat posts that will remind you why you have a love/hate relationship with your feline friends.

Yes, we know it’s MOSTLY love but you can’t deny that there are some times where you want to banish your cat to the great outdoors for a day or two. But don’t do that!

Just laugh at these posts and give them a squeeze. Then everyone will be happy.

Let’s take a look.

1. Hats for cats!

What else do you really need in your life?!?!

2. You are a superstar!

And we’re rooting for you!

3. This cat has super strength.

How did you do that?!?!

4. Hey, leave that cat alone!

She’s just trying to live her best life.

5. This cat is going through an existential crisis.

Can anyone help out?

6. Sounds like a smart cat.

Really workin’ the system!

7. This is what true love looks like.

These two are still at it!

8. The cat tree, seen in the wild.

A very rare sighting…

9. I guess I’ll see you later.

And she’s off to her secret lair.

10. You should probably just mind your own business.

They are not to be messed with.

11. You really need to lose some weight.

This is not where you want to be!

12. What the hell are you doing here?

This is MY house!

How about you?

Do you share your home with any cats?

If so, please share a photo with us in the comments and tell us a little bit about them.

Thanks!

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People Share Great Tweets About our Furry Friends

I don’t currently have a pet, but I can tell you that I’ve had multiple dogs and cats in my life and each one of them holds a very special place in my heart.

First the dogs: Quincy with a chubby Cocker Spaniel with a mean streak. Bailey was a delightful Golden Retriever with a great personality, and Bianca was another Cocker Spaniel we had but she was very timid and nervous all the time.

And then, on the feline side, we had a cat named Mr. Whiskers. He was a stray who started showing up on our porch and never left, and then we had Esmeralda, a beautiful Lynx Point who used to like to torment the dogs in the house.

I miss all of them so much!

In the spirit of all our pets past and present, let’s enjoy some great memes about our best friends. Take a look!

1. The cutest lil’ paws in the whole world.

Well, just look at that…

2. It’s all worth it.

You go ahead and sleep anywhere you want.

3. This dog is playing some mind games.

And I think he might be a secret agent.

4. We’ll get you some more treats very soon.

Don’t look at me that way!

5. You’re back again?

To be honest with you, I could’ve used some more alone time.

6. This pug is amazing.

Who else out there is living the Pug Life?

7. Hopefully, your cat will cheer you up.

Or she’ll turn against you because you messed with her breakfast.

8. This is the kind of content I need right now.

Who’s with me?

9. The look of love.

No doubt about it, you have a new best friend for life.

10. It’s time for another nap.

Oh, to have a dog’s life…

11. I’m 100% on board with this.

Yes, it’s all that really matters.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some photos of your dogs and cats and introduce us to them.

We’d love to meet all of them!

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Hilarious Dog and Cat Tweets That We Think You’ll Want to See

If there’s one thing we can count on during these bleak times, it’s how much we can rely on our pets to make us happy.

They’re wild, they’re crazy, and they bring so much joy into our lives. And even when we get frustrated with them, you all know they’re still our best buddies in the world.

You know that there’s no doubt about that, friends!

So what do you say we celebrate our furry friends with some great dog and cat tweets?

I thought you’d say YES! Let’s take a look!

1. It’s his special superpower.

Here comes Lobster again!

2. Where did I go wrong in life?

Hang in there, Charlie!

3. A nice effort.

He’ll get the hang of it!

4. Look at this pair!

Best friends forever! I love it!

5. Yeah, I guess you’re right…

You have no choice but to agree.

6. You don’t want to cross this pack.

They mean business. So don’t mess around.

7. This is a perfectly normal conversation to have.

And I’d like to know what you came up with.

8. Okay, I’m ready to eat!

You have a new alarm clock.

9. You need to get to the bottom of this.

What are you trying to prove?!?!

10. The cat overdid it again…

You need to take it down a notch.

11. That’s a much better idea.

And that’s using your head!

12. Your vet is right.

That is a good-looking pooch.

13. They’re all unique.

And they’re all crazy…

We love this kind of stuff!

And now we want more…

In the comments, share some photos of your dogs and cats with us.

We’d love to meet ’em!

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