I need to blow off some steam right about now!

I have all this pent-up energy inside of me and I’m about to explode!

I think you do, because you clicked on this link, brothers and sisters!

So what do you say we laugh at these hysterical tweets and in the process of that laughter, we’ll blow off the necessary steam to calm us down again.

Cool?

Okay, let’s go!

1. This child is out of control.

And you should be scared…

my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”

— CeciATL (@CeciATL) January 28, 2021

2. I think you’re right about this one.

Those years didn’t age very well, did they?

if the pandemic hit in 2007 this is what our memes would look like pic.twitter.com/axwQusiZ5t

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) February 3, 2021

3. Just stop saying that!

We’ve all had enough!

Guys will say stuff like “brewskis” then get mad when ur a huge bitch

— helena (@freshhel) February 4, 2021

4. Seriously, how about a yo-yo or something…?

Or some other kind of toy?

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

— mariana Z (@mariana057) January 30, 2021

5. He has all he needs.

This will never change, by the way.

my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed pic.twitter.com/dopdoVuPw0

— hanny styles (@hannystyles69) January 31, 2021

6. We need that, at least!

You know you love it!

i can’t wait for toxic positivity to end and for us all to admit that gossiping is delightful

— Rachel Charlene (@RachelCharleneL) February 3, 2021

7. Why is online class so terrible?

It just is!

me watching me watching
a 45 min class a 6 hours stream pic.twitter.com/fbuEZ53HCM

— gab (@BLURRYCORPSE) February 1, 2021

8. That didn’t go very well.

Let’s try that again tomorrow.

my subconscious brain meeting my conscious brain every morning pic.twitter.com/HQP4cJQ5G2

— suki (@desukidesu) February 4, 2021

9. I think I would be scared, frankly.

Let’s hope it doesn’t happen.

what if one day you woke up and your tea kettle moaned instead of whistled

— E (@ellisadaydreams) February 4, 2021

10. You’re right about this!

It is exciting!

I like it when a friend asks me for my address. It’s usually because they’re sending me a gift, but sometimes I’m like, what if they’re sick of my shit and coming to kill me? It’s exciting either way.

— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 4, 2021

11. Whatever you need, I can do it.

Go ahead, start listing items!

interviewer: and what can you bring to the table?

me: [looking around] probably anything in here, really. i'm pretty strong

— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) February 4, 2021

12. This is really great advice.

Actually, no it’s not. Never mind…

don’t put off until tomorrow what you could do today: put it off until three months from now when it’s hanging over you like a dark, heavy shadow

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) February 2, 2021

Now we’d like to see what you have up your sleeves.

In the comments, share some hilarious stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately that made you laugh.

We want funny tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc.

Let’s see who can make us laugh the hardest! Start now!

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