Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

Via: Someecards

9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

Via: Someecards

8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

Via: Someecards

4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

Via: Someecards

3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

Via: Someecards

2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Bring Something New to Your Day

I noticed that on my Facebook feed today that a lot of people were asking for memes.

Like, maybe in this strange day and age where little changes for most of us over the course of the week, we can at least count on the idea that fresh memes have entered our lives and the lives of loved ones, and that we will be able to share that bounty amongst ourselves.

And we can take comfort in that. And rejoice. For the day is new so long as the memes are new.

Amen.

12. The great diagram

Those tricky little colors.

11. We are here!

That loud summer buzzing is literally hundreds and thousands of bugs trying to get laid.

10. Carry on

In the beginning was the word, and the word was with bird, and the word was bird. Bird was the word in the beginning.

9. Bear with me

It’s time to paws for reflection.

8. The great lie

I mean, I’m ALSO tired so it’s not too far afield.

7. Hot topics

Well what are you waiting for, sign me up!

6. Do it yourself

Weirdly depressingly inspirational.

5. Fair and square

The storms are coupling up and making new storms together but everything’s fine, we’re cool.

4. An absolute murder

It does sort of seem inevitable.

3. Cut it out

Given my culinary skills, these should all just say “finger.”

2. SABOTAGE!

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy.

1. Bean there, done that

I’m thinking about those beans.

Whatever this day or week has thrown at you, be glad, for it has also given you these memes.

What are your favorite kinds of memes to find?

Tell us in the comments.

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Stories About When People Saw Things They Definitely Weren’t Supposed To

There are many moments where we find ourselves going “Welp. That wasn’t for my eyes,” and then trying desperately to figure out what to do next.

A massive collection of such moments came about when Reddit user BK_2_times started this thread:

What’s something you saw that you weren’t definitely supposed to see? from AskReddit

General content warning: there’s some pretty upsetting stuff in some of these answers.

1. Looking it up.

My dad gave me his phone to order something because mine was out of battery and on google

The first tab I see is “how to tell your child a loved one is dying”. my mum has been ill for years now and I’ve been in denial about it getting any worse but this finally broke me

– punctuwashion

2. Not for me.

I have the same first name as the CFO of my former employer.

The CEO was not very technically savvy, and emailed me confidential company documents more than once.

– Inevitable_Professor

3. Whoops.

When I was young, maybe 6-8 I was at my grandparents house.

I was talking with my grandma and said “I wonder if there is a website named after me”.

She was just as curious as me so we go to look it up.

I type in my name then .com and to both of our horrors it was a porn website.

– pomagratitay

4. Family business.

When I was around 10 years old my mom and I went to visit an aunt and uncle as my uncle, my moms brother, had just had a major surgery.

During the visit my aunt and my mom cooked a big dinner and my aunt tells me to go call for my cousin to eat dinner. I go to his room and open the door to be greeted by the sight of guns lining the bed, and I vividly remember seeing, bricks of what I later learned were cocaine, and big burlap sacks of weed.

I blurted out “YOURMOMSAIDCOMEEAT” and immediately slammed the door shut. It was no secret to anyone in our family the type of business that our cousins were in.

He came out of his room a few minutes later and scolded me for not knocking.

I was scared sh*tless but the young kid brain in me was also extremely fascinated to see that they were real life “drug lords”

– Muthafuxajones

5. Call the police.

Saw my upstairs neighbor and another man push a crying girl through a door.

I knew they were involved in drug-related business so I felt it necessary to call the police despite suspecting that I was being a busybody.

I’d asked for my name to be kept out of the case so I wasn’t told the specifics, but my neighbor was gone for good so he was definitely up to no good.

– Fisherman_Gabe

6. Addiction is a monster.

When I was 8 I saw my mom have a seizure due to being physically addicted to alcohol and her trying to quit .

It was a very violent seizure and I went into shock . In the terms of traumatic childhood events I probably was not supposed to see that but I have quite a few

– Kloc34

7. Nothing to see here…

I went to pay a ticket I got while driving with my headlights turned off.

I walked into the courthouse office I was supposed to be in and looked through the glass to see the elected male sheriff giving the female magistrate a back and shoulder rub. They both went white when I knocked on the glass.

The sheriff immediately stopped and walked to another room. The magistrate gave me the weirdest look and said “I guess Christmas came early for you” STAMP and gave me the receipt of the voided ticket. Sometimes it pays to see something you’re not supposed to see.

– pleasedontmak3m3

8. Bad tunes.

One time I went to a concert at a dive venue that was tucked away in some back alleys.

Was having a dart with a buddy out front during the show and amidst the surrounding abandoned housing, I saw two dudes make an exchange of what looked very much to be a bag of guns and a bag of money. The bigger dude instigating the handoff immediately noticed and made eye contact with me. He slowly started reaching towards his waist.

I held my cool and casually looked back towards my buddy who was drunkenly ruining a joke and followed him back inside. I know what I saw. The man knew I saw him. I didn’t look back.

– Krindsley

9. Slow your scroll…

My mom’s old friend came over. She is a little crazy but sweet, too. She said I looked JUST like her daughter, and then spent about 10 minutes scrolling through her camera roll with me to find a picture of her. In the process I saw like 2-3 d*ck pics. She was a bit embarrassed but just said “I’m sure you’ve seen a penis before… sorry.” I assured her it was fine.

Honestly by the looks of the d*ck I was more concerned for her.

– AnonymousDifficulty

10. Business as usual.

I was definitely not supposed to see my former boss banging the woman from the housekeeping agency.

I was also not due the 35% raise that came my way the following month but hey.

– indiblue825

11. Pinball wizards.

One time, right after turning 21 my dad takes me to one of his friends new bar, and we’re drinking having fun.

I realize at one point I lost my dad so I go looking for him, and I find him in the back room.

He’s with one of my friends that works in the kitchen at the restaurant we all work at together and my dad is instantly “get out of here, don’t look! Just go”.

It took me a couple years to realize they were doing lines off the pinball machine.

– Thunder_dancer83

12. Can’t put my finger on it.

When I was a kid I was playing with my dads phone and stumbled upon a video of him and his coworkers fingering the receptionist.

– Ghris-Lee

13. WAAAY too much.

Album and a shoebox full of Polaroid sex shots of my grandmother, VHS tapes of my grandparents having group sex with other people, their bestiality fetish tapes, their Nazi paraphernalia. Found it all while clearing out my grandfather’s trailer after he died.

Also found jars full of p*ss, but I don’t think he cared whether I saw those or not.

– 7456HHggtre77253

14. A flash of inspiration.

I teach high school. While I was taking attendance at the beginning of a Zoom class a few months ago, one of the girls in the class was clearly video chatting with her boyfriend on the side, because she lifted up her shirt for him and flashed the whole class.

That made for an awkward communication to her parents.

– Ghsdkgb

15. Irony.

My exes reddit where he was asking for relationship advice.

– yeeeeteeeereee

Ok, that’s enough for me, I need to go wash my brain out and slowly lower my eyebrows off my forehead.

What’s something you saw that you weren’t supposed to?

Tell us the tale in the comments.

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Tweets That You Really Don’t Wanna Miss

I don’t know how it happened, honestly, but somehow I managed to lock myself out of my Twitter account recently.

I can’t remember what series of events led to this self-sabotage. I’d changed the password, I’d forgotten it, I’d let Chrome pick a strong password for me but then I forgot to tell Chrome not to forget so we both forgot how to remember?

In any case, I found myself casually clicking over to Twitter before realizing “Oh man, this is gonna be like a whole thing,” but it’s a fight I fought. Why? Because good tweets are worth it, by gum. They’re worth it.

10. Catch up

This is a really weird version of the “evolution of man” diagram.

9. An ally of the light

Neat-o, which dialogue option do I choose for student debt relief?

8. Keep it up!

Speaking of which…

7. A horse of a different color

Samwise carries Frodo up the mountain (colorized.)

6. Analyze that

We have the same thing we just call them pundits now.

5. Prepare thyself

There’s really not a reason for everything.

4. Fun and games

I was aware of that, thank you.

3. The power grid

You mean a buff pancake?

2. TP or not TP

It’s my number two priority.

1. Look sharp

But what if I’m neither one?

Good thing I got my password debacle worked out. Can you imagine what my life would be like right now had I missed those bangers? Unthinkable.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Talked About When Complete Strangers Did Something Nice for Them

I know we’re living in divisive times, but I believe that there are WAY more good people than bad people out there.

And I also think that most folks want to do the right thing and help their fellow Americans out, regardless of political affiliation, race, religion, or anything else that you can imagine.

And that’s why these stories of strangers helping each other out are so refreshing and positive!

Let’s check out some stories from AskReddit users about when felt the kindness of strangers.

1. Good Samaritans.

“I was 11 or 12 years old, and me and my family were going camping, but we wrecked on the interstate. The car flipped twice and landed on its side, and the camper was strewn all over the interstate.

A bunch of cars pulled over and people began lining up to help us get out of the car. They knew they couldn’t wait for the professionals to get us out of our car because they were afraid it would roll down the hill with us inside.

We climbed through the side window one by one (there were ten of us, me and my parents and my seven siblings) and they lifted us down to the ground. We were all in shock, but these complete strangers were just holding us and hugging us and telling us it would be ok.

They stayed until the ambulances arrived. It was probably one of the most comforting things I’ve ever experienced.”

2. A difficult time.

“I was going through a very difficult time because of life events. All of my friends turned away from me when I needed help the most. Someone referred me to a Church that might be able to help with food.

I broke down crying while telling the Pastor my situation. He excused himself and said he would be right back. He returned a few minutes later with several bags of food. All these years later, I still remember his kindness.”

3. A tragedy.

“We had a house fire. We all got out safely, but lost basically everything we owned.

My employer was a dress shop, and when they heard, they provided me with a whole new wardrobe from the shop. The Red Cross also helped my family to get clothing and other things that we needed.”

4. Snowed in.

“In college, living in a house by myself, got nearly 2 feet of snow. Had 2 days of classes cancelled, but needed to go in by the 3rd day.

Had no choice but to shovel the long driveway by hand. Started by the road (state highway so busy and edge piled high with salt-crusted snow/frozen slush). Someone driving a pickup with a snow plow was about to drive by but stopped and said “that looks like hard work, let me.”

He plowed the whole driveway, for free! Was done in less than 3 minutes, would have taken me all day!”

5. Making new friends.

“I was at a party and was sitting off by myself. I didn’t really know anyone and I have a really hard time talking to new people. This other girl comes up and starts a conversation with me and introduces me to her group of friends.

We are all still friends. I have trust issues and don’t make friends with people my age easily, so what this girl did helped boost my confidence and self-esteem ENORMOUSLY. I didn’t really have any friends before this except for one or two.”

6. All the small things.

“When I was probably around 10 or 11, I went into a coffee shop by myself (mom was outside with the dog) to get orange juice. They had freshly made orange juice at that particular place, so it was in bottles which the person working the counter would pour into a to go cup for whoever ordered it.

When the girl working there was pouring my juice, what was left in the bottle just perfectly filled he cup, leaving the bottle empty. I don’t know if this was a real policy or not, but she said “Oh, looks like the bottle ran out, so I’d better just give this to you for free! Have a nice day!”

I was super flustered because I was already anxious for having to order for myself so I just said thanks and ran out to my mom (she made me go back in to tip her haha). I don’t know why, but it still sticks in *my* mind after all these years, and she probably forgot about it by the next week.

I guess that’s the thing with doing small things for people; there’s no reason not to because it could affect them positively for a long time, and you won’t even think much of it.”

7. The long way home.

“In 2014 I walked from my home in the Netherlands to Santiago de Compostela in Spain, almost 3000 kilometers (between 1500 and 2000 miles, for the US readers). Time and again I have been struck with the kindness of people.

From people who, when I asked them to fill my water bottle, added some ice cubes “because it’s so warm”, to people who invited me in for a beer or a glass of wine in the shadow before continuing. Or even people who approached me in the street to ask if I had a place to sleep for the night, and invited me into their homes if I didn’t.

Or mayors of small villages who opened up the sporting facilities so I could shower and sleep there. Or people who let me set up my tent in their garden. I can go on for hours.

If the news media are trying to make you believe that the world is a bad or dangerous place, there is really nothing better to regain your confidence in humanity than to take your backpack and go on a long walk for a few months (I took 5 months; best adventure in my life so far).

Most individuals are okay; it’s when they organize themselves into groups that you have to be careful.”

8. These are for you.

“Once when I was crying on the side walk and a complete stranger gave me a bouquet of lilacs I calmed down immediately.”

9. Helping hands.

“When I was a teenager, I was on my way to my dad’s house and had to drive through the country to get there.

I was low on gas and I figured I could make it there in time to hit my dad up for some gas cash. I guessed wrong and my car died. So there I was, a teenaged girl, stuck on the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere, and it was getting dark. BTW this was in the 1980s, so no cell phones yet. I was really stranded.

A family pulled up and asked me what the problem was, and I explained. They lived on a nearby farm, and they had a fuel pump for their farm equipment. They brought enough gas in a gas can to get my car started, and then they insisted that I come over to their place to top off the tank.

They seemed genuinely embarrassed when I thanked them profusely, saying, “Ain’t nothing, that’s just the way folks are around here.””

10. You’ll always remember.

“I was about 8 and had my first phone (no cell service or anything just games and pics) and I went to Walmart. I had to go to the restroom so I put my phone in the cart and told my dad it was there.

He forgot and went to the restroom as well, and when i got back my phone was gone. We went to the management and they said that they haven’t seen it. By this time i was crying and we needed to leave. As I was leaving an older lady came in and was holding my phone.

She said that she had found it in the parking lot and she had guessed that someone dropped it so she would take it to lost and found. Well we said what happened and we realized that someone had tried to get into it and I guess they couldn’t so they just left it in the parking lot.

We tried to repay the lady but she said that she would have done the same thing for her grandchildren if she had any. I never saw the lady again but I will always remember her kindness.”

11. It’s on her.

“My cousin and I were at a trampoline park and he wanted to get some candy but none of us had any money.

The lady behind us paid for it. It’s random acts of kindness like this that make me smile.”

12. A very kind lady.

“There was a big storm while we were on a road trip and we stopped at a gas station to get food, and wait out the storm a while. We had made ourselves some cup o noodles but we couldn’t find forks.

Luckily this kind lady called Keisha, helped us and asked some Starbucks employee to get “us two babies” some forks. She was really nice, and I wont forget Miss. Keisha.

We could’ve just gotten over our social anxiety and just asked for forks our selves but I’m real grateful we didn’t have to.”

13. Pass it on.

“Last week I was coming home from a funeral for my 21 year old nephew. I was just numb. I decided to stop at the store and get something to eat later. I parked, ran inside and spent about 45 minutes looking and trying to shake the day away.

I went to pay for my item and found my wallet was not in my pocket! I left the item I was going to buy and ran out to my car, utterly freaking out wondering where/what my wallet, with everything in it, had gone. As I got to my car I saw the door was open and things were laying all over the ground. My heart sank. I’d been broken into. Did I leave the door unlocked?

As I got a few steps closer I saw a tall, skinny man standing there. Then I got scared. I was far away from the store and no one was around. The man called to me and asked if this was my car and I said yes? He explained that he’d been in his car, opposite me, when I had left and when I closed my car door the seat belt had gotten in the way of the door closing, and it didn’t close.

He’d gotten out to close it for me and then saw my wallet had fallen on the ground, and he saw a credit card laying there. He had stood there this whole time guarding it, making sure no one took anything and he was careful not to touch anything. He had just waited for me to come back. To say I was stunned and incredulous is an understatement.

45 minutes this man had just stood there, for me, a stranger. Everything I had was there for the taking and if he wasn’t such an angel he could have had and trashed my whole life as my driver’s license, some money, credit cards, my ATM card were all there.

I thanked him 100 times and he kept smiling, like it was nothing. I told him he was my angel and he said, “just pass it on”.”

How about you?

Have you ever had a stranger help you out in a big way?

If so, tell us your stories in the comments. We look forward to hearing from you.

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People Share Stories About When Total Strangers Showed Them Kindness

I really hope that the stories you’re about to read will not only make you appreciate the times that a stranger has helped you out but will also encourage you to lend a helping hand next time you see someone who needs some assistance.

Do you think you’re up for that? I thought you’d say YES!

Here are some heartwarming stories from AskReddit users who got big helping hands from total strangers.

1. The race.

“I was running a 5k race by myself when I was 10. It was really cold and the road I was running on was covered with cracks.

There were a lot of people that were a lot older than me and I was scared and alone. I started the race fine but when I got near the finish, there was a part on the road that had a huge hole. I didn’t see the hole and I fell.

I was by myself and I was now hurt. but then a bunch of the other runners stopped and helped me up and made sure I was ok. They asked if I had someone with me and I said no so they ran with me to the finish.

My leg was bleeding a bit so they stayed with me until I got my leg wrapped up and I found my family. I won’t forget those 2 women and 3 men that helped me.”

2. Lost at Disney.

“Once, I was lost in Disney World because I was staring at some toys in a shop, and my parents kept walking. As soon as I noticed I was lost, an elderly couple came by.

I asked them if they had seen my parents. They said no, but they spent the rest of the afternoon helping me try to find my parents, even though that was their last day in Disney.

And to top it all off, once we found my parents, they bought me the toy I was staring at when my parents accidentally left without me.”

3. Pitching in.

“I have had complete strangers from the internet contribute toward my beloved dog’s surgery costs.

We aren’t out of the woods yet, but the kindness of those strangers will stay with me forever.”

4. You helped out!

“When I was like 7, I went to Utah for the first time while it was snowing! (I live in the dry desert so we don’t ever get snow) so me and my cousins went and thought that it was so “bad” to go and dust the snow off peoples cars.

So when we were in the middle of doing so, the garage opened. We all scattered and hid. The guy was equipped with something you would use to take the snow off a car.

But his job was already done, for we had done it for him. He saw our little heads poking out and we thought we were in trouble. However the guy said “hey! You saved me from being late to work!” And he gave us candy ?

5. At the museum.

“Many years ago the Seattle Art Museum had a showing of Impressionist paintings from the Louvre. It was attracting massive crowds.

On the last day of the exhibit, I got there very early only to find the line already going around the block. After two hours, we were told that it would still be about four hours before we made it to the front of the line but that if anyone bought a season’s pass to the museum, they could go in right away.

The woman behind me (a stranger) decided to buy the pass, so she left the line and went in. I didn’t have the money for a season pass and was debating whether or not I wanted to wait another four hours or just go home. Then I noticed the woman walking back down the line, looking intently at everyone she passed.

She noticed me and said that she bought season passes for her and her boyfriend but he was out of town. So she gave me his ticket for the day and then she headed back into the museum before I could even thank her. It was so cool to be able to leave the line and walk right into the showing when I was expecting a four hour wait!”

6. I still weep…

“After getting away from an abusive relationship, I went to a local Catholic Charity to ask for clothing suitable to a job interview. I was encouraged to accept as much clothing as I wished so I would have enough for at least a week’s work.

As I chose the items, the woman left the room. When she came back she was carrying 4 bags of food for my son and I. That was 20 years ago and I still weep when remembering her kindness. I got the job. My son and I got back on our feet.”

7. Two nice people!

“I was at a Wal-Mart and I was in the check out line and I dropped something and I didn’t have a cart at all so I used my arms to carry everything.

This person comes and takes my stuff out of my arms and puts it on the conveyor belt and I didn’t have enough money on me so the person in the next lane over gave me a dollar to pay for my things.”

8. A good deed.

“When I was little, some older kids were bullying me.

A stranger stopped and explained why it’s not right to do that and said that it probably means that they have some trouble in their homes or something like that.

So they got embarrassed and stopped. I was and still am thankful for that.”

9. It’s on me.

“Someone paid for my food at McDonalds.

We also did it for the people behind us and the chain according to the cashier, went on for the whole day. That’s what one act of kindness can do.

Be kind today.”

10. This is awesome.

“It was last week when I voted early at FAMU in Florida. I’m in a walker after hip surgery. I asked the young man at the ballot box drop off station, while in my car, where handicapped parking was since I’d come to vote in person. He pointed down the road.

When I got to the lot it turned out it was on a steep hill. I got out of my car but decided there was no way I could get up the hill and down the road a block On my own and I was preparing to leave, massively disappointed, when there he came, having found someone else to take care of his station,, to help me.

It took me an hour to vote even though there was no line, and he was at my side the whole way. It was an awesome achievement for me. And it was only possible because of his spirit.”

11. Summer camp.

“I was ten years old, and I was at a summer camp.

For some background, at home I was being abused by an uncaring father who’s favorite thing to tell me was how stupid I was, how greedy, and what a bad person. A friend of mine was joking around and told me that I was stupid, which eventually triggered me into a panic attack. I was hyperventilating and crying in the middle of a large group, but one camp leader noticed.

She pulled me away from the crowd, had me take a walk with her to find a bench. She didn’t even know my name, but she pulled me in her lap and hugged me tight, rocking me and wiping my tears away when I finished. Every time my mind falls to the words of my ex-father, I instead turn my mind to her.

I will never forget that day, and looking back on it from a much better place and mental wellness view, it still makes me smile.”

12. Very wholesome.

“I was an older college student (in my 40’s) and didn’t have a lot of money. I was in the snack bar and wanted a bottled drink. I got it out of the cooler, counted my money, decided I didn’t have enough, and put it back.

Some younger college students saw me and insisted on paying for it. I told them they didn’t have to do that, but they wanted to. That was so nice of them. I have paid it forward several times since then.”

13. Support system.

“I was living in a new city & just made a great group of friends. Shortly thereafter my dad got sick & passed away. These women who were complete strangers 6 months earlier, all reached out to me & shared their experiences and support.

I was in my 30′ & felt like the only person in the world without a dad. 4 of my new friends also had lost their dads & knew just what to say so I didn’t feel so devastatingly alone. It truly was my life raft that kept me above water.”

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us your own stories of receiving help from total strangers.

Please and thank you!

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People Share the Financial Splurges They’ve Never Regretted

It’s important to be financially responsible, to save for the future and make good decisions with our money.

It’s also important to balance those responsibilities with having a little fun, rewarding ourselves for our hard work, and generally making the journey to financial security worth taking.

If you’re looking to feel better about your own relationship with debt and progress, here are 18 people who bought themselves something really nice – and didn’t end up regretting it at all.

18. If you like to work with your hands.

Spending hundreds of euros on broken musical instruments because they were pretty.

I have since bought spare parts and started repairing them.

I found my destiny.

17. Not a bad price for a changed life.

Just shy of $20,000 to go to Antarctica traveling solo (small cruise ship). More than I’ve spent on every other vacation I’ve taken combined.

Was one of the best trips of my life. It also gave me enough space and clarity to realize how toxic my ex was to me so that I could find the strength to leave not long after I got back.

I’ll always want to go back to Antarctica. The inner peace I found there changed my life.

16. It really is the little things.

My Couch. I moved out of my moms house last year (2019 so no covid) and I always wanted a good couch. I tested so much. I went to so many furniture stores. Looked at so many different models. And then choose mine.

Its actually from Ikea. Three seats and long enough to let someone sleep on it. In a grey but I saw they were also having a black cover so I am thinking about getting that one. Extremely comfortable. I wanted a couch where you could chill out and love how fluffy it is without losing the ability to sit on it.

In some couches you are not able to lean on the back and still have a straight back. You can sit on the back board and the armrests. They are flat so you can also put a cup of tea on them.

Its also not too low so you dont feel like sitting on the ground (which I do strangely often compared to my love for this couch) but you can let yourself fall onto that damn thing! It also looks easy and simple.

So I dont want the suggestion of someone who tried a LOT of couches and happens to be me then buy the Vimle couch from Ikea.

15. A surprise pleasure.

I spent $300 on a mule. An actual living, 4 hooved, long-eared mule. We raise cattle, so a protection mule was a good excuse. But, really, I just fell in love with him. He’s huge and sassy.

He’ll steal your hat and run away. He’s got a Ninja mode where he can sneak up on you, just to breathe down your neck or startle you. He does keep the coyotes away.

However, he has proved himself priceless because he eats thistle. When we got the lease on the land for our cattle the pastures had been neglected and were in bad shape. Thistle is a spiky plant that spreads across the pasture, choking out grasses. Cow’s won’t eat it. It’s really hard to get rid of.

To our surprise, the mule cleared out nearly all the thistle in a matter of months. He would eat the flowers out of the center. He saved us an enormous amount of money and labor. We were able to avoid using chemical weed killers, which we really didn’t want to do. Probably the best investment in our whole cattle raising experience.

14. Confidence is key.

I’ve been a fat guy all my life. Like, really fat. Dressing comfortably was always my preference because being stylish just isn’t an option at my size. This was always a source of anxiety at any social event that required dressing up.

When I realized I had 4 weddings of close friends all coming up within the year, I decided to bite the bullet and get some decent “formal” clothes. I spent $800 on a suit jacket, $250 on two pairs of dress pants, a little over $300 for 3 shirts and 3 silk ties that were between $70 and $100 each. I stood for all my measurements and had everything tailored to my exact specifications.

Did a fitting and had a second round of alterations on the pants so they actually looked decent, even though I wore them under my gut. People were floored when I showed up to the first wedding. I received so many compliments and actual double takes. Being introduced to new people felt completely different. I felt impressive.

Some of those weddings were the best times of my life and it was due, in no small part, to how those clothes looked and made me feel. Some of those friends have big pictures from their weddings hanging on their walls, and I don’t cringe in embarrassment when I see myself in them.

Those clothes cost more than I had/have ever spent on clothing in any ten year period, and they were worth every penny.

13. Never underestimate something that deals with poop.

My Litter Robot.

Yes, I spent $600 on a cat shi**er, but my house never smells.

Also, I don’t have to scoop litter, and I only have to empty the drawer once a week.

Definitely worth it to me.

12. With his own two hands.

Finally found the motorcycle I wanted years ago but could not get. It was not running, but after around dumping $3,500 into it and doing a full frame up restoration and custom job on it.

I have the bike I wanted years ago, but better. Yes I did everything myself, full paint job Tank frame fenders everything. I also did a full engine rebuild, remade the wiring harness, everything was all done in house.

So I put a touch over 3K into a bike that is only worth about $1,500. on a good day, but hell it is mine and I built it.

11. Definitely got his money’s worth.

I spent too much money on a big treadmill for a very small apartment.

But I’ve ran 15-25 km on it every week for the past several years and it’s been incredibly helpful both physically and mentally.

10. This actually sounds lovely.

$120 for a towel heater.

I will never dry off with a cold towel again.

9. Happiness is priceless.

Art work.

Can I always afford it? No.

But my walls are full of original, 90% local art.

They make me happy to look at, I’m sure I made the artist happy too.

8. This is just the best story.

I went to a Renaissance Fair with my husband and some friends. It was his first time, and he’s a pretty introverted person, so while he has fun watching everyone else dress up and act all goofy and old-timey, he doesn’t really participate.

When we went to buy our first beer, the wench tried to sell him on one of those big mugs that looks like it’s carved out of wood but it’s just plastic. It cost $100. Yes, you get free refills, but we were not planning on drinking $100 worth of beer that day.

I could tell by the look on his face that he wanted it- he looked like a little kid at Disney World. Without thinking, I whipped out my credit card and dropped $100 on a shitty plastic mug.

All day, he walked around proudly with his mug. He even took some big gulps and cheered “huzzah” once or twice. This might not seem like much but for my quiet, gentle giant, it is huge. I manage the finances in our relationship and I am CONSTANTLY cracking down on wasteful spending, so I think we were both amazed I made such a dumb purchase.

Four years later, we still have that mug. He gets a big grin every time he sees it and teases me about my irresponsible impulse. And every time I see it, I just think about how much I love that big galoot…

7. You can’t put a price on beauty.

$800 for a front seat helicopter tour of Kauai for me and my wife!

Totally worth it!

6. Hours of entertainment.

Lego Death Star.

5. They bring people together!

board games, they are expensive, but they bring much joy

4. Experiences, not things.

I spent $3000 for my wife to meet the backstreet boys and get front row seats.

It is the best thing that has ever happened to her and the smile on her face after the show and look of pure bliss in someone who suffers often from anxiety was worth every cent.

3. Neither of you will forget it.

A quick 7 day trip to Maui in February a couple years ago with one of my teenage daughters. Work was grinding me down and I needed a break.

My wife and the rest of the family couldn’t go, they were working or in school. The tickets were expensive, $850 each for bare-bones economy narrow rock hard seats, it was a 12 hour flight that was packed to the brim – I was getting bedsores by the time we arrived.

We rented snorkeling gear and a car, and spent every day from dawn to dusk snorkeling, sitting on the beaches and hiking in the mountains; we did the Hana road, the Seven Sacred Pools and the Haleakalā volcano national park at sunset, and took tons of photos. We ate spam musubi for breakfast, poke and somen noodles for lunch and loco moko for supper. Slept like babies with the windows open wide in the cool nighttime breezes.

The best way to blow $5,000 EVER. So much what I needed at that point in my life.

2. Now that’s an apology.

I got into a stupid fight with my brother, so I found a game he had pledged on kickstarter (Space Haven) and saw that for 360 dollars I could write a premade character bio that would randomly show up.

So I pledged it and wrote a character bio with his name and made him a flaming asshole. I have never played this game and don’t want to.

1. If you use it every day, good decision.

GE Opal nugget ice maker.

Dang thing cost more than my car payment but, man oh man, I love nugget ice and I use it the heck out of it every day.

I need to get better about picking and choosing my splurges, but I don’t plan on not making any, either.

What’s your favorite expensive purchase? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Karen Memes That Are Totally True and Satisfying

Karen season is year-round, so prepare yourselves for the passive-aggressive onslaught of a lifetime.

I’ll bet you really thought you could escape those pesky middle-aged white moms by hunkering down in isolation.

Too bad the internet is where these ladies thrive best, and the Karen memes are in vast abundance.

1. The reviews are in

And they are totally contingent upon this one person’s opinion.

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2. Uh oh

We love playing an Uno reverse card on a pesky Karen.

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3. Automatically triggered

Honestly, I’m here for this kind of energy.

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4. On the latest episode of Jeopardy!

Something tells me that this is not how you’re supposed to participate in couples counseling.

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5. Incoming

East Florida, please stock up on supplies, perishables, and a whole lot of thick skin in preparation for Hurricane Karen.

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6. How inconvenient

She just picked the worst time to go into labor, didn’t she?

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7. Home sweet home

Behind every Karen is an inherently toxic environment.

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8. #badmood

How can you have an attitude like this on Splash Mountain?

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9. Every restaurant’s nightmare

Just you wait, their peak hours are 2PM-4PM, and they come in droves.

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10. Wow

Girl, why did you even get the game?

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11. The power dynamic here

Now, that’s what I call totally imbalanced!

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12. That’s pretty accurate

Seriously, they all make this exactly same expression.

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Next time you have an unfortunate encounter with a real life Karen, just remember these memes. They’ll fortify you for the journey ahead.

What’s your worst run-in with a Karen? Share your story with us in the comments!

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People Think It’s High Time We Stopped Feeling Insecure About These Things

One of the hardest things to deal with is finding a way to love yourself – and all of the ways society says you’re not good enough definitely don’t make it easier.

“They” say we should feel insecure or self-conscious about so many things, but what if we all just…stopped?

Not about the important things, maybe but these 13 people have some ideas of stuff we could definitely stop making feel badly about like, today.

13. It takes all of us.

Their jobs. If you clean/fix sewerage pipes, then thanks for your service. Someone must have the balls to do it.

There are few people more responsible for the clean, relatively disease free, safe, modern world we live in than sanitation workers.

This includes janitors, street cleaners, garbage workers and anyone who cleans up after the rest of us.

I have as much respect for them as I do fire fighters and EMTs.

12. There is power in silence.

Being quiet.

“You never say anything” is such a weird way to both draw attention to someone and give them nothing to work with.

i understand being quiet is not a “meditation” for everyone, but damn. not having endless mental chatter is wonderful. not having endless verbal chatter directed AT YOU without room to respond is good, too.

11. And forget trying to apologize.

Making any kind of mistake.

Social media has created an illusion that everyone has to be perfect.

10. This is a good one.

The way someone laughs.

This world is cold and unforgiving. Laughing makes it all a little less heavy. Who gives a f*ck a what it sounds like?

I’ll never forget in high school when I was laughing in Spanish class. The girl in front of me turned around and went, “ew girl, you got an ugly laugh” and EVERYONE started laughing with her.

It’s been 15 years and I’m STILL self-conscious of my laugh because of that.

9. I feel this in my old bones.

Aging and the unavoidable physical changes that come with it.

8. College isn’t for everyone.

Trade school/gap years- college right after hs isn’t for everyone. even Some of my smartest friends- top of my class should’ve taken a gap because they burned themselves out getting 95-97% avgs throughout HS.

I never should have jumped into college. I went for something I was talked into (because it paid a lot), was miserable, changed majors, still wasn’t happy. Graduated with a degree, 13 years ago, that I never used.

I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I needed time to figure it out. And money isn’t all that matters.

7. It’s called hormones, folks.

having acne, it doesn’t mean you’re dirty or don’t wash your face.

it’s simply a skin condition some people get and some people don’t.

6. It just means you need time alone to recharge.

Being an introvert doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with people.

5. Can I get an amen.

Needing mental health treatment.

Even if that treatment includes medication.

I get so many weird backhanded comments when people find out I take psychiatric medication.

I hate that people think of it as the “easy way out” and view me as giving up or being weak.

4. Everyone is different.

Your choice of career.

Another one: not having having a dream career.

3. Everyone should have access to that space.

Exercising in public. To me anyone giving it a go, no matter their physical ability, deserves praise!

Honestly from my experience most gym rats are the most encouraging to heavy people. A few of the guys I used to “work out with” (just be at the gym the same time every morning) kinda made it a point to say small comments to this very heavyset guy that worked out at the same time as us in the morning “you got this brother.”

“Keep up the good work man” “you’re looking good man.” This guy’s face always lit up and he always pushed harder when anyone encouraged him.

2. Learn to say “I’m sorry.”

Being wrong. It’s okay to be wrong, just be open to learning. Instead of doubling down or getting angry.

People would be a lot smarter if we could all just admit when we don’t know, or when we have been wrong about something!! There is always room to grow, and it’s more than okay to change your mind.

1. People can’t help it.

Baldness. It doesn’t seem to be as common for it to happen naturally with women, but for men and women, it can be a really sore subject, especially if it starts happening at a fairly early age.

You could be in control of every other aspect of your life, but if you start losing hair early, it can take the wind out of your sails.

I vote we all make an effort, what do you say?

What’s something you wish you could stop feeling badly about today? Tell us in the comments!

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Small Town Residents Share Their Darkest Secrets

People who don’t live in small towns tend to romanticize them.

A place where everyone knows everyone else, the kids can still play together until dark, and there are like, pies sitting on windowsills or something.

People who do live in small towns, or who have, know that along with the friendliness and the charm, they can have a dark side like everywhere else – and these 16 little places have their secrets.

16. Just horrible.

A freshman with aspergers was being abused by his family at home. He was a problem child and got in trouble on purpose but no one went too hard on him because of his home life, he was a well loved kid at school and in the community. One day just before Holiday break in December he was really sick but his mom sent him to school anyway. Locked him out of the house.

He decided to try and get into one of the empty houses down the street, through the chimney. Now this kid was the size of a 2nd grader, but he was too big to fit through since chimneys taper down thinner.

Mom never answered her phone when the school reported him missing. Went a whole day without reporting her kid missing. No one knew what happened to him.

It was about a month and a half before we knew what happened to him. We all thought he ran away, was alive somewhere, maybe went to his sisters house. Nope. Dead in a chimney.

The schools organized an entire week of counseling and such, they wore pink for a day and handed out little pink ribbons on pins for him since his favorite color was pink. Everyone was hit really hard by it.

That’s how our small town started 2020. It hasn’t gotten any better as you can see. So weird that its almost been a year now..

15.  I’d say that qualifies as dark.

About 10 years ago a lot of homeless people disappeared and when the police did the investigation they found out a guy was kidnapping and eating those people.

Police found his hideout and found a half eaten body and bones from another person. People don’t like to talk about it but everyone knows what happened.

14. Talk about eccentric.

We had a crazy rich guy from the 1600-1700s who saw people robbing a grave one night so decided that when he died he would be laid to rest in the roof of a barn behind his house.

He believed he’d only be dead for 30 years so requested that they lock the barn and put the key in his coffin so he could get out but nobody could get in. He requested that whoever inherited his house, fortune and belongings would have to give them back to him when he resurrected.

He did actually get his wish but of course he was never resurrected, people stole his bones and his house is a dentist now.

13. Kids will be…terrible.

Oh I have a doozy. Short version: popular kids in high school run a secret towel fight club and accidentally kill one of their friends in the house of a local politician, who proceeds to bury the story.

Towel fight club: tape towels over your hands and beat each other up. It’s supposed to be just boxing but it sounds like they got out of control and hardly could call it that.

12. What a horrible human being.

This was around 15 years ago, but there was a Sheriff’s Deputy that was seemingly a really cool guy. Friendly, cracked a lot of great jokes, etc. He was working at the local high school as a School Resource Officer and was apparently almost universally well regarded.

Well, it turns out that he repeatedly raped a 14 year old. He told the boy that he’d kill his parents if he reported the officer. I don’t remember all the details, but I believe this went on for weeks or months before it was found out and the officer was arrested and eventually went to prison.

11. My heart.

This is a sad one to me. There was an older couple here who ran a halfway house for troubled kids who’d recently gotten out of juvie, they fostered a few as well. They were loved in the community, wonderful people.

One of them had an older brother who was a gangbanger in the nearest big city. During a visit, he snuck his 15 year old younger bro a handgun. Younger bro ended up holding up a local gas station and killed three people. One of them was my friend’s cousin.

The foster parents lost whatever credentials they needed to do what they did, the kids went back into the system, and the giant house has been abandoned since around 2009.

10. He wasn’t alone.

Ours was a football coach and history teacher.

When he was coaching, we won almost every game. When he wasn’t, we lost most of them, so I had to assume that meant he was a great coach. I had him for 2 history classes and even though his jokes were mean and inappropriate, we loved it and learned a lot. He had the highest test scores out of all the history teachers in our school.

A little over a decade after I graduated, he went to jail for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl. I wish I could feel like justice was served, but we had several male teachers who regularly made inappropriate passes and gestures towards the female students (starting at age 11) like spanking us and making us sit still while they gave us awkward massages. He was not one of those teachers…

9. At least they fixed it.

There’s a half submerged submarine from the war in the bay where I live, you can walk out to it when the tide is out. In the late 80s somebody cut open the hatch (one of the only visible parts left sticking out the sand), climbed in at was having a look around.

The tide came in and he drowned. If I remember rightly the whole hatch was filled with cement, then welded shut to stop it happening again.

8. Truly tragic.

Two sisters got picked up by a group of men.

Both were raped and thrown off a bridge that is 45 minutes outside of town.

One sister survived but Later in life went back and jumped off the bridge.

7. All too common.

The town I was raised in wasn’t exactly small, but here’s the one “dark secret” I know: my hometown was where lots and lots of sports players had their mansions. And so of course, their wives and children were out and about in the community a lot.

Every single sports-player-wife in that town was (is?) heavily addicted to opioids. Every, single, one. Opioid addiction is obviously an epidemic all over the country, but among the rich wives in the town, it had a 100% ‘infection’ rate, so to speak.

I know because one of my friend’s mom was the hairdresser for basically every single one of those wives. I was homeless my senior year of HS, and one of the sports player wives heard about me from her, and she gifted me an iPhone. That phone was pennies to her, but I still wish I’d expressed my thanks more, because that wife died of an overdose not long after.

6. A bit of a bungle.

This is more comical than dark.

A house burned down in this small town of 600 population. One block from the fire station. It being a volunteer fire department, nobody was at the station. They tried to get the pumper truck out, but one of the volunteers had run it into a brick building the week before and it was still at the shop.

We’re still undecided whether the house owner burned it down for the insurance. Strange that there was nothing valuable inside.

5. Only one reason to go there.

Our local pizza place was a known KKK hub.

Everyone knew it, and still to this day, if you Google “[town] kkk” the first thing that pops up is this pizza shop.

They had some nasty-ass pizza too.

4. We may never know.

15 years ago, the local District Attorney called his longtime girlfriend and told her he was taking the day off from work and that he loved her. He parked his car in town and went for a stroll past the local shops. He hasn’t been seen since.

His car was found where he had parked it the next day – he had left his cellphone in the car, but his keys and wallet were missing. Later that year, his laptop, sans its hard drive, was found under a bridge at a nearby river. The hard drive was eventually discovered by a local woman walking along the bank of the river, but it was too damaged to recover any data from.

Interestingly, investigators discovered that someone had done a search on his home computer for “how to wreck a hard drive.”

Did he jump from a local bridge, did he encounter someone whom he had prosecuted who did him harm, or did he escape his life to start a new one?

3. It’s hard to blame them.

About 30 years ago a local 8 yo girl went missing during the annual carnival downtown. After a few days they found a suspect that was seen near the girl right before she went missing.

The guy confessed to her horrific murder And rape and torture. He was the kids next door neighbor and friend to the kid’s dad. ( I’ll spare the details but it was really bad). He was convicted and sentenced to 40 years or so.

After 8 years he was paroled and returned to the same house with his parents, right next door (laws were a bit different then) to the family of the girl and former friend.

About a week later the man never showed up at his parole office. His parents filed a missing persons report.

Rumor has it that several friends of the victims father took care of him. If you talk to them they just say that they are sure that he won’t be back.

2. One wild ride.

I don’t know if it’s considered a dark secret, but we had a soldier die under some extremely questionable circumstances.

They said he was high/drunk/experiencing mental distress and raided a nursery (the plant kind). They claimed he was attacked by wasps and ran.

He called 911 several times and claimed that someone was chasing him, and was trying to kidnap him. In the last 911 call, he said everything was fine suddenly.

Just 14-15 minutes later, he was struck by a woman who stopped and called 911. He was ran over 2 more times, and died. The autopsy showed no signs of bee or wasp stings.

The connection to the nursery is due to the fact that it was just up the road from where he died, the place was ransacked, pizza eaten, money taken. But his wallet and phone were sitting on the counter, undisturbed.

HOWEVER! The family was not ok with that explanation, especially because he had previously texted that there were some problems with the “local boys” since the soldier wasn’t from this part of the state. So the family had a private investigator look into it. They analyzed the 911 recordings, and found several instances of other people talking in the background, though most of it couldn’t be made out. Except one. In the 911 call where he told the operator that everything was fine, a male voice could be heard saying “Tell her”. And the nursery? There was no DNA, no fingerprints, no footprints that lead back to the soldier, even though his phone and wallet were there in the building.

A lot of people, his family included, think he was killed by some of the local guys there after they got into a fight about something. They chased him down, and caught him. He was able to run again after the final 911 call, and was hit by a driver while trying to get help. And the police in the county covered the entire thing up because the boys involved were connected to the department somehow. Of the three drivers, none were charged for hitting/running over him. I think only the first driver stopped, but it was discovered that one of the other drivers was connected to the department either through family or friendship.

It’s a crazy story, but you can look it up. Just search Austin McGeough. I wouldn’t be too surprised since there is a lot of shady stuff happening in small town police departments, including covering up rapes that officers commit. I really hope his family gets him justice.

1. Sometimes juries get it right.

Guy owned a bar, across the street from his house, where he lived with his wife, daughter and granddaughter of 5.

He had a contractor working on the house, Grandma who took care of the child during the day, thought it would be no big deal leaving the child sleeping while she went quickly to the market.

Next thing… is the Grandpa sees the contractor running to his car and leaving the house. Curious he went home to find out what happened, only to find his granddaughter crying with blood between her legs.

After the grandmother came back… he left the child with her, went back to the bar, got his gun, and threw the keys to one of his regulars asking him to close the bar because he had to kill someone.

When he arrived at the contractor’s home, he wasn’t there. He then spent the next 2 weeks surveying his home 24/7. Until the rapist probably thought the cost was clear… and returns home. Grandpa sees him… breaks the door, kill the guy in front of his parents, then leaves… going directly to the precinct where he surrenders his gun and makes a full confection detailing everything.

He was tried for premeditate murder… prosecution had all the evidence… testimony from his friends and parents of the rapist… the murder weapon… his confession. It’s was a close and shut case. Jury voted 7-0 not guilty. (In Brazil there’s 7 jurors and you only need a majority to convict, and not unanimous like the US)

These stories should all be movies or books, I swear.

If you’re from a small town, share your secrets with us below!

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