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Cruel Secrets People Overheard From People They Thought Were Their Friends

It’s always disappointing to hear something from someone you thought was a friend that seems to betray that notion.

It can also be severely troubling to just discover something about a friend that you weren’t supposed to know. How do you deal with that? What do you do? Are the dynamics that defined the relationship up until now just broken or is there opportunity to turn this into something more positive?

That’s the sort of question that the people behind these real confessions were grappling with.

10. It was nothing

It can be so difficult to know what truly lies beneath.

Source: Whisper

9. Unavailable

Well, make up your mind then.

Source: Whisper

8. They were my bros

I’ll never understand why this kind of trash talk takes off.

Source: Whisper

7. Is it me?

The sort of thing that breeds deep insecurity that’s hard to be rid of.

Source: Whisper

6. Coming out

Sounds like you need to make a new group of friends.

Source: Whisper

5. A thing for me

What exactly does one do with such information?

Source: Whisper

4. What do I do

Why would you enter into such a conspiracy?

Source: Whisper

3. Sucks at talking

To be fair, so do I.

Source: Whisper

2. Into me

Well, what’s to get?

Source: Whisper

1. My so called friend

Seems like it’s only a matter of time before somebody will need to call the cops on that guy.

Source: Whisper

Tough all around. Remember that a toxic friendship isn’t one worth holding onto, there are better things out there.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Share the Dumbest Things Folks Have Ever Confidently Said To Them

As you get a little bit older, you really pick up on one important thing about the world…there sure are a lot of DUMMIES out there!

You know what I’m talking about, right?!?!

And it also doesn’t really help that we currently live at a time when people don’t believe in facts and everyone thinks they’re right about everything.

Oh, boy…

AskReddit users shared really dumb things that people have said to them with confidence.

This should be interesting…

1. Beware of vampires.

“You can only get Covid-19 if you get bitten by someone who had it.”

2. Timezones.

“How can it be 9 AM here (Toronto) and 6 AM in Vancouver, at the same time?” – a work colleague, years ago. I tried to explain it but it didn’t work.

I remember that she was a very sweet and kindhearted lady and she really could not understand it.

I think she lacked some basic knowledge so the concept of timezones was too advanced for her.”

3. A well-known fact.

“There was a guy I knew from the UAE in college with me.

We were talking about track and field for some reason and he blurts out “Ya, women shouldn’t be running so fast because their ovaries will burst”.

He was absolutely serious and insisted this is a well known fact taught in high school biology.”

4. Let’s consult the map.

“‘Amsterdam is a city in London’.

I couldn’t even begin to explain how wrong she was.”

5. You idiot!

“Totally looked me in the eyes and yelled that all I do is sit on my *ss and that I should go get a job.

I’m in a f*cking wheelchair.

True story!!!”

6. Ouch.

“I worked at CVS and this woman was buying a 6 pack of Smart Water.

She asked me if it would make her smarter and when I said no she asked to speak with a manager?”

7. I think you’re right.

“I had a co-worker, 45 year old white dude from interior Saskatchewan argue with me that the Chinese phrase he heard that one time was absolutely correct and that I just didnt know it.

I am Chinese, born in China and speak fluent Mandarin and Cantonese.”

8. One of those folks…

“That dinosaur bones are manmade by scientists to convince us there is no God.”

9. It’s also a country…

“I was asked what country I’m from and I replied Georgia.

The person then said “oh, honey that’s a state. That’s not a country”…”

10. This is amazing.

“My friends wife believed me when I told her La Quinta means “behind Denny’s”.

He told me later she argued with her sister about it.”

11. Clearly a genius.

“I was talking to a girl on vacation and when we got to “what do you do for work?” I said I worked in my parents’ hog farm.

She, with a disgusted face said, “Why Don’t You Get Your Meat Ethically From The Store Like Everybody Else!?”

I was too dumbfounded to even carry on with that conversation and it ended almost right away”

12. You think so?

“A super Conservative buddy of mine…

We had a debate about global warming, green energy and using oil/fossil fuels for energy. I pointed out that regardless of how you feel about fossil fuels, we would have to eventually move on to something else because theres a limit to using oil and sh*t.

He said in a drunken stooper..”WE”RE GONNA FIND OIL ON THE MOON AND MARS!”

I told him the conversation was over after that since he didn’t understand where the f*ck oil came from..I still f*ck with him about it once in a while.”

13. A beautiful country.

“From someone doing a presentation in front of our class: Norwegians are from Norwegia.”

Hmmmm…not too bright…

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about the dumbest thing that someone has said to you with confidence.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Times When People Overheard Savage Things Their Best Friends Said

Have you ever overheard something that really changed everything?

Something you weren’t supposed to know, and now that you do you’re not sure what to do with it? Something that, maybe, you wish you hadn’t heard?

It’s a tough position to be in. Or sometimes weird. Or sometimes just hilarious, or a combination of all three.

Let’s hear from a few folks who found themselves in exactly that sort of situation.

10. But weight, there’s more

Cool, great to know that people really have your back.

Source: Whisper

9. Like, like

Well then why are they all your friends?

Source: Whisper

8. The ugliest thing

Well, he’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever heard.

Source: Whisper

7. Shoe, don’t bother me

What kind of insecurity do you have to have in order to find this a worthwhile pastime?

Source: Whisper

6. They were laughing

Cool way to lose business, idiots.

Source: Whisper

5. Twice a month

That sounds…like super duper not a big deal?

Source: Whisper

4. Elf ears

These things can stick with us forever.

Source: Whisper

3. Easy going

Yup, that’s a cool way to indicate you’re no worth dating.

Source: Whisper

2. Self-protection

And how many of them were also lying?

Source: Whisper

1. Squad goals

But…I’ve paid all my squad dues!

Source: Whisper

It’s shattering realizing that someone you thought you could trust doesn’t have your interests in mind. Be kind to each other. Even when you’re not in earshot.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Take a Look at These Confessions From Parents Who Snoop on Their Kids

It must be hard being a parent and finding the right balance between nurturing your child in the way they should go and staying hands off enough to give them their own life and independence.

Where exactly does that line lie? I wouldn’t presume to say, not least of all because I’m not a parent. But it’s definitely still the topic of a lot of heated discussion, especially on the internet, and ESPECIALLY when stirred on by real, anonymous confessions like the ones in this collection from parents who couldn’t help but get maybe just a little too involved.

10. Spooky business

I don’t know how to tell you this, but kids cry all the time. I don’t think I’d put “ghosts” at the top of the probable causes.

Source: Whisper

9. Get that money

Well, we know what her current fantasy is.

Source: Whisper

8. “Routinely checking”

Good job, you’ve completely ruined this for him.

Source: Whisper

7. Follow, protect

Ok but how old is your daughter, though?

Source: Whisper

6. Reading up

A) you probably were
B) stop snoopin’

Source: Whisper

5. Plus

So she’s open with you, but that’s not enough?

Source: Whisper

4. Hackermom

If he finds out about this he’ll be mortified.

Source: Whisper

3. Surprise reading

Welp. Not sure what to do with that information.

Source: Whisper

2. Cheater, cheater

When they’re grown but still misbehaving.

Source: Whisper

1. Warning signs

Maybe you can bring it up without revealing this.

Source: Whisper

Honestly, I don’t envy parents at all. It seems like a really tough job, and knowing exactly how to handle it day to day has got to be impossible.

What do you think of where the line lies?

Tell us in the comments.

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Take a Look at These Confessions From Restaurant Hosts

A lot of us have worked a restaurant job at some point in our lives, maybe for a little while, maybe for years or even decades.

There’s a good reason for that – people love restaurants. We literally have to eat, and we want to do it in a fun and easy way if we can afford to. So we interact with cooks and servers and hosts and cashiers and bussers and the like all the time – but don’t you wonder what they might not be telling you?

Here are 11 real confessions from hosts.

11. Fit it in

I guess I’ll know what to look out for now.

Source: Whisper

10. The fantasy

Hey, gotta keep your mind occupied at work somehow.

Source: Whisper

9. Spin around

You have no idea what you’re messing with behind the scenes.

Source: Whisper

8. Show off

See, you’re gonna mess with my mind with this one.

Source: Whisper

7. Lame jokes

If you’re here, you’re basic.

Source: Whisper

6. There’s a reason

Trust me, I know this place slightly better than you do.

Source: Whisper

5. Standard greeting

Ok but to be fair, you don’t actually want to know how they are, right?

Source: Whisper

4. So cheap

The pay system we have for these jobs is just insane.

Source: Whisper

3. A toss up

How do you even throw cash, really? Doesn’t it just float down in front of you?

Source: Whisper

2. Go off

Turns out your problem meant nothing, even to you.

Source: Whisper

1. Sit down

Yeah don’t mind me, I’m just standing here at the entrance for fun.

Source: Whisper

Pretty incredible how dense some people can be.

Do you have job confessions you want to get off your chest?

Leave them in the comments.

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Memes That Only Introverts Will Truly Understand

I’m a pretty introverted person. In fact, I was cautious to even start writing this intro. I was afraid to put it in front of people.

Do you like it so far? Have I called too much attention to it?

You know what, forget it, nevermind the intro, I’m going back to watching Netflix, but here are some introvert memes ok thanks bye.

15. Heavy subjects

You can get in here if you really want to but like why?

14. Cancel culture

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to avoid the world!

13. Upper limits

I’m not sure mother nature really likes me all that much.

12. Bed ridden

Look, nobody gets a year, we all just have to survive them.

11. Tall order

Please don’t leave me, I’m lanky but very scared.

10. Stay in your lane

You make a compelling case, me.

9. Two-step program

And honestly this is already in priority order.

8. The spice of life

That’s where the magic happens.

7. My own worst enemy

Together, there’s nothing I can accomplish.

6. Mixed signals

I want to feel loved, not seen.

5. Sleep tight

Not super sure what you mean by this “plan” thing.

4. Hitting the limit

That’s a dope spread, though.

3. Keep comfy

I like sweats, not sweating.

2. The descent of man

Are you kidding me?

1. Plan Z

And so it’s come to this.

Alright, that’s enough of everything for today, my blankets are calling.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Check Out These Confessions From the Recently Married

Marriage.

Marriage is what brings us together today…

But what’s it like on the other side of the nuptials? What’s it like JUST on the other side?

I’ve never experienced it myself, but I know that a heck of a lot of friends have felt a heck of a lot of different ways.

Let’s look at the real, anonymous thoughts of a few newlyweds to find out what it’s all about.

10. “I don’t feel truly loved.”

And maybe you thought being married would fix that?

Source: Whisper

9. “How happy I am”

Always nice to hear when it just works perfectly!

Source: Whisper

8. “I don’t love him.”

Doesn’t seem like that’s a strategy that’s destined for long term success.

Source: Whisper

7. “I’ve had a weird obsession.”

Maybe he’s into it? Though maybe you should have checked before tying the knot?

Source: Whisper

6. “His 3rd runner up.”

Just because you’re not the first doesn’t mean you’re not the best.

Source: Whisper

5. “The only thing we fight about.”

That’s  gonna be a long, hard road ahead.

Source: Whisper

4. “Every second of the day.”

Woof, sounds like it might be exhausting after a while.

Source: Whisper

3. “I have no idea why.”

I’d love to get to the bottom of that mystery.

Source: Whisper

2. “Back in my life.”

Tell her she snoozes she loses, this isn’t a game.

Source: Whisper

1. “The wrong person.”

When you hit that wrong dialogue choice in a video game and know immediately.

Source: Whisper

So, should you get married? I dunno. But it sure sounds interesting.

Are you married? How did you feel after?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets for Deeply Introverted Folks

I finally took the Myers-Briggs personality test after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”

Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.

But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these tweets clearly are.

11. Check it out

Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.

10. I can dig it

It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.

9. Pick me up

Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.

8. Keep it cool

Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.

7. A celebration

It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.

6. This rules

I’m the president and soul member.

5. Two out of three

Hey man, the system works.

4. Risk and reward

If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.

3. Cute but deadly

Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.

2. Generic title

Generic joke.

1. Drop the beats

And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.

Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Absurd, Over-the-Top Instagram Flexes

With rampant wealth inequality on the rise and growing resentment for the rich as awareness spreads of how just how much the majority of us are getting screwed, you might *think* it wouldn’t be the best policy to spend large chunks of your life endlessly staging photos showing off how excessively you live.

But you’d be wrong, because Instagram, I guess.

Instagram is a magical place where the wealthy get wealthier simply by showing off how wealthy they are.

Let’s look at that for a minute and try not to explode, shall we?

10. Flyin’ high

This is actually comparatively tame in the Instagram money-flaunting community. Like, maybe that’s not even his plane?

9. Black on black

Are you a drug kingpin? Or like, an entire SWAT team?

8. Opening doors

“I love my girlfriend, but I REALLY love these silly-*ss hinges.”

7. In the bag

“Just spent your year’s salary on closet stuffing, please admire me about it.”

6. Towering heights

“Someday…I’ll dunk on that thing.”

5. Pretty in pink

Is that a…cake? A comically large bouquet? A powder applicator for a giant? Somebody help me out here.

4. Passed out

The hardest part of being a mom is fitting all my designer clothes into my sports car.

3. The man cave

“And here’s the room in my house where I keep my cars.”
“You mean a garage?”
“I do not.”

2. Triple threat

How is this man an entire traffic jam by himself?

1. Stick the landing

Oh, you’re still traveling by land? How quaint.

Welp, time to go heat up some raman again.

Be honest – if you got a million bucks tomorrow, what would you do with it?

Tell us in the comments.

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This Woman Asked if She’s Wrong for Not Letting Her Sister Near Her Animal After She Made a TikTok Video With It

If you mess with any animal in any way, shape, or form, you’re no friend of mine.

And people these days seem to be doing all kinds of stupid pranks not only to other human beings but to animals as well to get a few laughs on social media.

An 18-year-0ld woman asked if she was wrong for the way she reacted to what her younger sister did to her pet.

Let’s see what happened…

AITA for not allowing my sister near my bearded dragon after doing a TikTok trend with my pet?

“I(18F) have a bearded dragon named Phil who I have had for about 1 year now. Phil is deeply loved by me and my family.

My sister(15F) who I will call Jane, really likes to make TikToks of Phil which I have completely no problem with since they’re normally just videos of Phil running around or doing something silly like opening his mouth when he basks.

Yesterday my sister came up to me to show me a Tik Tok she had made of Phil. There is a trend on Tiktok of putting butter on dogs as some audio plays over it of this guy saying “butter dog”. Well Jane showed me a video of her putting some soft butter on Phil so that she could follow the trend. When I saw that I became very upset.

I had seen a video recently of someone explaining how doing this trend with bearded dragons can be dangerous cause the butter will stick to their skin and if they get put back under their basking light the butter will heat up and basically burn the bearded dragons skin.

I told Jane to delete the video and that she can’t do stuff like that with Phil and quickly got him out from under his basking light that she had put him back under after the video and started to bathe him in the tub to try and get off any of the butter she didn’t wipe off.

My sister came and told me I was overreacting and that it’s just a fun trend. It snapped at her and told her I’m not letting her near Phil until she apologizes to me and promises to not do trends like these with Phil again, and ask me every time she wants to make a video with Phil.

My sister got angry and told me she wasn’t apologizing for just wanting to have fun with Phil and that I can’t take Phil away from her. After I finished making sure all the butter was off I put him back in his tank that’s in my room and told her she’s not allowed to come in and take Phil.

My parents found out this morning and told me I was out of line for what I did and that it was just a innocent video. They told me I need to stop freaking out so much over things that involve Phil. My sister said she’s not apologizing cause she didn’t know it would hurt Phil so I should get over it and let her see Phil again.

I feel like I can’t trust her with Phil though, if she hadn’t shown me the video Phil would’ve sat in his tank getting burned under his basking light and I wouldn’t even know until it was too late.

I think I might be the *sshole cause I could be overreacting like my family say I am and for yelling at her when she didn’t know that doing the trend would hurt Phil.

So reddit, am I the *sshole here?”

What the hell…?

Here’s how people responded to the story on Reddit.

This reader didn’t mince words: this was not funny and it was animal abuse.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another Reddit user said that the woman is entirely justified in the way she acted toward her sister.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person said that the woman’s sister has lost the privilege of seeing and spending time with Phil (great name, by the way) and that the safety of the pet is the most important thing.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another person said that while she might have been a little bit harsh with her sister, the younger sibling is acting like a child and she needs to grow up and take some responsibility for her actions.

Photo Credit: Reddit

What do you think about this situation?

Is this girl wrong or were her actions justified?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know!

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