A Bot Wrote a Hilarious ‘John Wick’ Script and People Are Loving It

What if a computer wrote a screenplay? Have you ever asked yourself that question?

More specifically though… have you ever asked: what if a bot wrote John Wick?

You haven’t asked yourself EITHER of those questions? Well, you’re in luck because somebody on the internet did and then made it happen.

Keaton Patti is the genius behind many “bot-written” scripts that he’s posted on Twitter, and to say he’s killing it at the bot-written script game is an understatement.

That title! I’m official in love with this bot.

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“You are out of horse, Mr. Dog!” Classic Wick.

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So… what do you think? Are we at the point where bots should replace humans?

The answer is a resounding yes! At least from Keaton.

He even has visuals!

What more could you ask for Keanu? Get on that shit!

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This Italian Pastry Chef Turns His Desserts into Amazing Miniature Worlds

I’d feel bad eating one of Matteo Stucchi‘s desserts because each one is a miniature work of art, and they are all incredible.

The Italian pastry chef has been at it for 26 years, and his desserts are all little worlds that you have to see to believe.

Take a look at Stucchi’s great creations.

1. The gazebo

2. Planet Earth

3. Setting up the perfect shot

4. Ice skating

5. Gone fishin’

6. Backpacking

7. Swimming laps

8. Putting in the work

9. Lava?

10. Radioactive

11. Fairy tale

12. Polar Bear Club

13. Cutting down trees

14. Spooky

15. Arachnophobia

Bon appétit! Or maybe just keep one in your freezer to admire…

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Drunk People Can Sometimes Be Really Entertaining. Here’s the Proof.

Sometimes, drunk folks can be totally annoying, unbearable, and even violent.

But other times, people who’ve had a little too much booze can be awesome, hilarious, generous, THE BEST.

These folks definitely fall into the second category.

1. Not disappointed

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2. FALSE

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3. That’s why

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4. Big business

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5. Crimesolvers

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6. That’s not good

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7. Super strength

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8. Hahaha

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9. Sounds like a catch

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10. That’ll help

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11. Very late

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12. That is incredible

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13. Help me, Alexa

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14. New BFF

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15. On top of it

I’m drunk

Drink up and be somebody!

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People with Social Anxiety Will Laugh out Loud at These Tweets

Do you have social anxiety? If so, I sympathize with you…but you should also laugh at it once in a while! Might as well, right?

1. Hurry up!

2. Assume the worst…

3. Anxiety thru and thru…

4. It’s not nothing…

5. Open up!

6. It’s always about you…

7. It all means something…

8. Probably dying…

9. But what DID it mean?!?!

10. Must be nice…

11. Always fun to pre-game!

12. Just give me a minute… or thirty…

13. ALL of this!

14. Ditto.

All you Pokémon trainers out there… that last one is for you.

And for you who have no idea what I’m talking about… let that linger for a while…

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If You Love Drama, These Memes Are Right up Your Alley

I try my best to stay out of drama…but if it doesn’t involve me it’s pretty entertaining.

Here are some memes you’ll enjoy if you like to watch the drama unfold from afar.

1. I’m watching

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2. Time for a press conference

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3. Just in case

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4. I’m not really offline

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5. Ooooooo

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6. Own it

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7. Homemade

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8. Can’t look away

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9. Wait, what happened?!?

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10. Almost impossible

11. No choice in the matter

12. Get ready

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13. From afar

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14. Never too old

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15. Get out the camcorder

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16. Eavesdropping

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17. See that?

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18. I don’t think so

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Now, wasn’t that enjoyable?

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People Share the Weirdest Compliments They’ve Ever Received

Compliments are supposed to be nice and reassuring…but that’s not always the case. Sometimes they’re awkward, aggressive or downright chilling.

In this AskReddit thread, people shared the weirdest compliments they ever received.

1. Very awkward

“A young Asian woman walked up to me as I was talking to a friend on an outdoor mall, in halting English she said “Nice Adam’s apple.” “Thank you?” I responded. “Can I touch it?” she asked. I was a little taken aback, so it took me a moment to say “Um… I’d rather you not.”

But by that point it was too late. I cringed while she awkwardly caressed my larynx while those who witnessed it stared on in horrified fascination. That was, by far, the strangest compliment I’ve ever received.”1. A little strange…

“I was in town with my teething and grizzly youngest son in a stroller. He was tired and just generally DONE, so I knelt in front of the stroller and was soothing/stroking his cheeks and speaking to him in a soft low voice when a woman I’ve never seen before stopped and said “I wish I could trade places with him”.

So I guess that’s a compliment?”

2. A little strange…

“I was in town with my teething and grizzly youngest son in a stroller. He was tired and just generally DONE, so I knelt in front of the stroller and was soothing/stroking his cheeks and speaking to him in a soft low voice when a woman I’ve never seen before stopped and said “I wish I could trade places with him”.

So I guess that’s a compliment?”

3. Might be a serial killer

“Had a date with a guy that told me my cheeks were so soft that ‘he wanted to cut them off and put them in a jar on his bedside table so he could touch them anytime he wanted’.

He became my boyfriend for eight months.”

4. Thanks?

“A friend of mine once said to someone ‘I want to cut off your face skin and wear it on my face’…”

5. Red in the face

“Everyone always mentions that my face is red. I absolutely hate it.

I actually had a lady ask if I was sick, and when I told her it was just my face, she offered to pray for me. All of this happened while at work, so being polite I said “yeah sure”. I’m not really religious but I’m not gonna tell someone they can’t pray for me. She reached her hand over the counter and wouldn’t let me continue helping her until I held her hand while she prayed in front of me. And out loud. Talk about irritating and awkward. I’d much rather her have had your response.”

6. Handwriting

“On my first trip to the United States, my mom accompanied me as that was my first time studying abroad. It was back in 2008, and we have to fill the I-94 immigration card. My mom filled for both of us as she was always done for our family when we traveled.

When we touched down the airport, I was nervous at that time. I heard many stories of people being interrogated for hours after 9/11 attacks and sometimes was denied entry. I am wearing a hijab, and so is my mom. The whole time during the queuing I was trying to calm my nerves and praying hard everything goes well.

The line went on and on, and we were lining up for almost an hour. Finally, it’s our turn, and we decided to go to the counter together as a family. When the TSA officer took our passport, he took a hard look at our I-94 form. Then he asked if I filled it myself. I almost died at that moment thinking the first blunder I made when entering the US was to let my mom wrote for me. I told her my mom wrote it.

He looked at my mom and said, “Wow, that was really beautiful handwriting. It seems like you type on this form.” My mom smiled. That was not the first time she heard that compliment. My mom has the most beautiful handwriting that I ever saw compared to all the people that I have met.

Also, that officer has changed my perception of United States.”

7. Kissable

“When I was about eleven years old, I went to a flea market in Arizona with my grandparents. While perusing for knives and shiny things that eleven year old boys love, an elderly woman of about 70 decided she should tell me how nice my lips are.

The image of being cornered and told I have “such kissable, lickable lips” will forever be etched in my brain. On the plus side, my grandma didn’t allow me to purchase a set of samurai swords that day, so that could’ve halted some sort of mall ninja trajectory.”

8. Not a good word choice

“Not received, but gave.

At 15, I was trying to compliment my then-girlfriend on her athletic figure and hairdo in one smooth swoop.

In extremely flowery language, I proceeded to tell her that she resembled “a purebred racehorse, but with a shinier mane”.

Seemed pretty poetic in my hormone-amped head, not so much in reality. 0/5 wouldn’t recommend.”

9. A very good sentence

“Casual conversation before class started. I said something and the one guy that was only half paying attention suddenly whips his head up with “that was such a wonderfully constructed sentence.”

If we had been in a writing class it wouldn’t have struck me as odd, but this was an entrepreneurship class.”

10. Salt and pepper

“I’m very self-conscious to be going grey when I’m in my early 20’s. But then one day a (guy) friend I hadn’t seen in ages walked by and said “hey girl! You’re rocking that salt and pepper!” and it took me completely by surprise. It felt like the most honest compliment I have ever received.

I mean it’s way better than the stranger walking by and just saying “you have a hot bod, weird face” as he passed me. Still don’t know how that one’s sitting.”

11. Teeth

“While ringing a customer up, she said, “You have really pretty teeth,” with a very straight face. I started to thank her, even though her tone didn’t really imply it was a compliment, but she immediately followed it up with a scowl and, “I bet your parents paid a lot of money for those.”

Uh, I did have braces as a preteen, if that’s what you mean?”

12. Compliment from a celebrity

“I work for a touring event for kids.In NY, I met Drew Barrymore and was fixing one of our toys for her kid. Our company doesn’t love us getting excited when famous types come and usually I do my absolute best not to make things weird… but, I’d literally been watching Santa Clarita Diet in my office maybe ten minutes before coming down.

Figured whatever on if the company wouldn’t like me fangirling when I was working and told her thanks for coming to our show, she’s a fantastic actress, and that our performers would really appreciate it. She starts talking about how excited her kids were and saying all this nice stuff, stops, and says “you have like, the best teeth ever” and continues on with what she was saying.

I have a pretty decent sized diastema between my front teeth I’ve been low key insecure about my entire life (it can’t be closed completely via braces, so I either have a big one or a clearly manipulated smaller one forever) and having one of my favorite actresses just be awesome and compliment me because she could pretty much made my year. I had to go to my office on the seventh floor, sit down, and call my mother I got so excited.”

13. Hey hot stuff

“I’m a guy and I started growing my hair out when I was in high school.

While I was bent over, drinking from a water fountain, my hair covered my face and I heard a whistle from behind me. When I turned around to see who it was a guy audibly shouted and looked at me like I’d betrayed him and his friends couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard. I had a smile on my face the rest of the day.”

14. You look just like…

“I often shower at night because I’m not much of a morning person. Sometimes my hair is a little disheveled in the morning because of this, and combing/brushing does very little to fix it. I also have very thick black hair that I typically like to wear long. My nose used to be a lot bigger on my face than it is now (I grew into it).

I was staying with a friend for a weekend during ACL, and the following Monday, I went to breakfast with some of his friends, only a few of whom I’d met previously. I was wearing a thick green jacket and hadn’t gotten much sleep the night before, though I had showered. One of the girls told me, “You’ve got a very ‘Adrien Brody’ thing going on today.” Not necessarily a compliment, but I happen to be a fan, and the comment has stuck with me even though it’s been close to a decade at this point.”

15. Ocean Roses

“I’ve gotten the weirdest complements lately regarding the way I smell lately. Mostly people telling me I smell like fresh laundry, but not my clothes, me. Like my skin. It sometimes looks like a clip from those Gain commercials lol.

And then I had a girl tell me I smelled like “Ocean Roses”, which threw me for a loop because I’ve never heard of that haha.”

Do any of the compliments you’ve received top these?

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If You Live in Las Vegas, You Can Pay Your Parking Tickets with Donated School Supplies

Wouldn’t it be nice if you knew the money from your parking tickets was going to something useful?

Enter Las Vegas, who will remove the middle man and just allow you to donate school supplies instead of paying your parking fines with cash.

CNN reports that Vegas is waiving parking fines for a limited time in exchange for back-to-school goods like pencils and paper. A city news release confirms the report, and also advises that the program will only run through mid-July and only covers non-public safety parking violations.

The school supplies have to be new and unwrapped, plus be turned into the Parking Services Offices within 30 days of the citation (along with a receipt showing their value to be greater or equal to the fine).

If you’re interested, the city requests writing implements, index cards, rulers, scissors, erasers, paper towels, and disinfecting wipes.

Las Vegas will be donating the collected goods to the Teacher Exchange, a nonprofit associated with the Public Education Foundation. They collect surplus books, office supplies, and other materials every year, distributing them to public school classrooms across southern Nevada.

This isn’t the first instance of a city encouraging donations as opposed to parking fines – for the last five years, Lexington, Kentucky has accepted canned goods during the holiday season, with much success – and personally, I think more municipalities should follow suit.

People like to know, for sure, that their tax dollars are being used for good – so why not let them use them that way themselves?

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I’m Going to Laugh While I Read These 14 Tweets. Will You Join Me?

Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 14 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?

We shall!

1. I can see this…

2. For those Mariah stans only…

3. Less. Is. More.

4. Oh snap….

5. This is gonna hurt.

6. This haunts me quite a bit

7. Trash loves trash

8. At least she’s honest…

9. I like it! More!

10. I’m listening…

11. Just the bare necessities…

12. GIMME!

13. Oh…. I get it!

14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…

Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!

Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!

Until then… toodles!

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This Is Why the Summer Heat Makes People Grumpy

Summer makes a whole lot of people very irritable, am I right?

Well, everything in science needs to have evidence, so researchers Liuba Y. Belkin and Maryam Kouchaki, from Lehigh and Northwestern Universities, conducted three experiments that tested the effects of being uncomfortably hot on human behavior. Their findings, published in the European Journal of Social Psychology, claim that people are cranky, uncooperative, and less likely to help others when they’re dealing with their own discomfort.

They began with data from a “secret shopper” experiment in Russia, one that was conducted when the country was experiencing a “mega-heatwave” back in 2010, and found that the shoppers’ experiences and the store employees ratings decreased significantly during the stifling heat.

Employees, for example, were 59% less likely to ask customers if they needed help, to make suggestions, volunteer assistance, or show signs of active listening. They didn’t seem to struggle with the non-customer related portions of their duties, either – only interacting pleasantly was a problem.

Then they recruited 160 people to take an online trivia quiz, and instructed half of the participants to imagine themselves in an uncomfortably warm setting. Afterward, all of the participants were asked to complete a short survey about their experience.

The results found that people who had been instructed to imagine themselves being hot were less likely to agree to take the survey at all, and when they did, they reported feeling tired and less happy than the people who weren’t instructed on their environment at all.

Lastly, Belkin recruited 73 of her students and taught the same class twice – once in a stuffy 80 degree F room and once with the air conditioner running. At the end, the students completed a 100 question survey they were told supported a nonprofit dedicated to helping underprivileged children.

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Students who took the course in the hot room answered fewer of the survey questions, possibly because they wanted out of the stuffy space sooner. As Belkin pointed out, the heat affected their behavior.

“The point of our study is that ambient temperature affects individual states that shape emotional and behavioral reactions, so people help less in an uncomfortable environment, whatever the reason they come up with to justify why they cannot do certain things.”

They believe their findings apply to not only students who need a comfortably environment to learn, but to employees who require a temperate workplace in order to be the most efficient at their jobs.

So, better figure out the best temperature for everyone, managers of the world. If you want the best from people day in and day out, they’re going to have to be thinking of something other than when they’ll be able to escape.

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These 20 Television Shows Only Lasted One Season, but They’re All Worth Your Time

Sometimes an audience just doesn’t find a good show until it’s already too late.

For these 20 shows, that definitely rings true.

They’ve got legions of devoted fans, and we think that they’re definitely worth checking out the next time you’re at a loss while cruising Netflix.

20. Whiskey Cavalier

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Cancelled after 13 episodes, this show followed FBI agent Will Chase (Scott Foley) and CIA operative Frankie Trowbridge (Lauren Cohan) on an interagency task force.

Where to find it: Hulu or ABC.

19. Pitch

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Just watched the beginning of this INCREDIBLE story!! The first episode was so amazing and so inspiring! This pilot also came with its own twist ending; her father died. I was absolutely not expecting that. That breaks my heart! But look where she is now! She made it and he helped her there. He would be so proud! MPG has my heart forever! He was GREAT in this first episode. He reminds me of the early days of Alex Karev from Greys; he's an asshole but also the nicest person in the world and the one that will help anybody. They're going to have a great friendship and I'm so excited! GIRLS LETS CHANGE THE WORLD! #pitchonfox #pitchseason1 #pitchtvshow #pitchfox #majorleaguepitcher #majorleagues #mlb #sandiegopadres #padres #pitchannissa #tvshowsannissa #ginnybaker #kyliebunbury #markpaulgosselaar #mpg #mikelawson #zackmorris #baseball #whoruntheworldgirls #fox #43 #jackierobinson

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Ginny Baker (Kylie Bunbury) is the first woman to play for a MLB team in this show that also stars Mark-Paul Gosselaar. It was cancelled after only 10 episodes.

Where to find it: iTunes or Amazon Prime

18. Emily Owens, M.D.

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#173. ДОКТОР ЭМИЛИ ОУЭНС / EMILY OWENS M. D. Наконец-то Эмили Оуэнс чувствует, что повзрослела! Можно забыть про школьные деньки; медицинская школа окончена, и теперь она интерн в больнице Денвера, где она сможет работать с знаменитым кардиологом доктором Джиной Бендари, а также с ее университетской любовью Уиллом Коллинсом, который тоже получил там интернатуру. Так почему же все повторяют, что интернатура — это та же школа? Эмили быстро узнает, почему. Красотка Кассандра Копельсон, главный враг Эмили в старших классах школы, тоже объявляется в больнице, и теперь они снова соперничают. Причем конкуренция у них не только за операции, но и за внимание Уилла. Еще один интерн, Тайра Дюпре, сообщает Эмили, что в больнице остались те же группировки, что и в школе. Спортсмены подались в ортопедию; злые девчонки — в пластику. Эмили же снова стала новенькой. Вот только теперь школьные переживания приходится совмещать с высокими ставками профессии доктора. #EmilyOwensMD #CW #tvshow #ДокторЭмилиОуэнс #сериал

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Emily is starting her internship at Denver Memorial Hospital along with her med-school crush, and even though it has a strong cast and production team, lasted only 13 episodes.

Where to find it: iTunes

17. Red Band Society

Octavia Spencer and Dave Annable lead a cast of doctors, nurses, and patients in the pediatric ward of a hospital.

Where to find it: ABC

16. Z: The Beginning of Everything

Christina Ricci plays Zelda Fitzgerald in the 1920s, and even though a second season was originally ordered, it was later rescinded.

Where to find it: Amazon Prime

15. Everything Sucks!

A group of teenagers from different 1996 social circles come together to make a movie in this series, which has a large fan base that loves its LGBTQ representation.

Where to find it: Netflix

14. Bunheads

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The creator of Gilmore Girls gave us a program with a very similar tone in Bunheads, which followed ex-showgirl Michelle Simmons (Sutton Foster) who teaches dance at her mother-in-law’s ballet school.

Where to find it: Hulu or Freeform

13. Firefly

Fans of Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion will never forgive Fox for cancelling this space drama after only 14 episodes.

Where to find it: Hulu

12. Good Girls Revolt

The show, based on Lynn Povich’s book, follows a group of female researchers at a magazine in 1969 – fans of Mad Men, this one’s for you!

Where to find it: Amazon Prime

11. Constantine

This show, based on a DC Comics character, follows a British exorcist and detective. Though the character lives on on Legends of Tomorrow on the CW, the series was cancelled after 13 episodes.

Where to find it: CW Seed

10. Sweet/Vicious

Jules and Ophelia are college students – and vigilantes – who apprehend sexual assault assailants.

Where to find it: iTunes or Amazon Prime

9. My So-Called Life

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A classic one-season wonder, Claire Danes, Jared Leto, and Wilson Cruz remind you of all the reasons you were glad to leave high school behind (in the best way possible).

Where to find it: Hulu or ABC

8. The Village

These 10 episodes follow a group of people living in the same apartment building and becoming a second family.

Where to find it: Hulu or NBC

7. Selfie

Karen Gillan and John Cho play a girl obsessed with becoming famous and the marketing guru who agrees to help. This modern interpretation of My Fair Lady lasted only 13 (great) episodes.

Where to find it: YouTube

6. Trophy Wife

Kate (Malin Akerman) is a young party girl who marries Pete (Bradley Whitford), a middle-aged lawyer with three kids and two ex-wives. Enjoy all 22 episodes.

Where to find it: ABC

5. Freaks and Geeks

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A future all-star cast that includes Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jason Segel, Busy Philipps, and John Francis Daley navigate the “freaks” and “geeks” worlds of high school for 18 glorious episodes.

Where to find it: YouTube

4. The Get Down

This show follows the rise of hip-hop and disco music in the 1970s. The 11 episode story is told through the eyes of teens living in the Bronx.

Where to find it: Netflix

3. Enlisted

Three brothers enlisted in the US army are assigned to the same unit of misfits after returning from Afghanistan.

Where to find it: Crackle

2. The Secret Circle

Witch Cassie Blake moves to Change Harbor and joins a secret coven of 5 other witches. There are 22 (super fun) episodes.

Where to find it: CW Seed

1. Jane By Design

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В стиле Джейн (Jane By Design) . Комедийно-драматический сериал, выпущенный в 2011 году по идее Гэвина Полона. Шоу было закрыто после одного сезона в августе 2012 года. 1 сезон, 18 серий. Сюжет: Сериал «В стиле Джейн» рассказывает о жизни шестнадцатилетней девушки по имени Джейн Куимби, которую случайно приняли на работу в престижную модную компанию, торгующую в розницу, в качестве помощника начальника. Девушке-подростку удаётся тайно совмещать учебу в школе с серьёзным делом — помогать влиятельному шефу в безжалостном модном бизнесе. . Сериал очень интересен, жаль правда его закрыли и история оказалась немного недосказанной. История в сериале – это мечта любой девчонки, которая любит шить, создавать что то новое, да вообще любит одежду. Ведь попасть в такую модную компанию не всегда есть возможность, а в молодом возрасте тем более. Отдельно стоит сказать и про наряды главной героини. Они превосходны (особенно ее розовое платье ?). Но ещё стоит обратить внимание и на наряды Индии, они очень женственны. . А Вы смотрели этот сериал? Любите сериалы про моду? . #москва #moscow #сериал #сериаломан #средавремясериала #встиледжейн #janebydesign #tulpanicvetut #чyмоваясpеда #сeрeда_

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The show follows Jane Quimby on the job with a famous fashion designer after she’s mistaken for an adult looking for a new career.

Where to find it: Freeform

I know my to-watch list just got a bit longer!

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