Would You Give Five Years of Your Own Life to Your Dog? People Answered that Question.

Dogs are the best! At least IMO. They bring happiness, love, and wet snout kisses that makes the ‘ruff’ days go away. Whether we’re embarking on a new journey or gaining a new leash on life, our pals are always there.

So what if you were asked, “Would you cut 5 years off your life and give them to your dog? If so, why?” Would you trade time with your doggo?

See what the community at AskReddit had to say!

11. The bravest doggo ever

My family and I were on vacation at a cabin in Maine. Got caught walking up from the lake by a bear after dark. Couldn’t tell it was a bear until it stood up and the motion light turned on. It was standing over 6 foot tall between us and the cabin. It fell forward onto it’s front feet, huffing. It made a noise like a dinosaur. Who shit my pants??

Without a sound, my lazy shit dog launched an attack from behind the bear.

I’m tearing up thinking about it. I ran the kids into the cabin, grabbed the rifle and spent the next five minutes running through dark woods, trying to follow the sounds of my growling dog and a furious bear. The growling stopped and I could hear the bear running off through the woods.

My dogs name is Daisy. She’s an English bull terrier. She was 15 years old at the time. It took two hours to find Daisy after the bear ran off. She had what looked like road rash along her sides, her hip was broken and her leg was crushed. She was curled next to a tree with her tail thumping the ground. Her white fur all shades of red and pink.

This dog is afraid of the Swiffer. I love her so much. I owe Daisy 3 lives, fuck 5 years.

10. This response is paw-some

Possibly but only if I could find out what age I was meant to die firts. It would be a cruel twist if I agreed to this, only to find out that I was meant to die less than five years from now and not get to spend any more time with my dog.

9. What is five years in dog-life?

No, it would be like adding 35 years to my dog. He is 14, blind and clearly suffering to old age. I couldn’t do that to him

8. Because maths…

I love my three dogs dearly, and I will do so for the rest of their lives. To give each of them 5 years would mean 15 years less of mine…. 15 years is another dog’s lifetime… in 15 years I can have more sweet pups and thus save more dogs’ lives as I only take from shelters or from the roadside. So being selfish and keeping the ones I love now for longer and letting future pups who need love as well die too soon or all alone… No. Let my darlings live their lives out happily, I will miss them all, but there is always another that need love again.

7. Yep, I feel this

I don’t even own a dog and this question hurts me…

6. The rainbow bridge it is

As much as most people would want 5 more years with their friend, I wouldn’t want them to suffer or feel the pains of old age. Dogs live the length of life they do because that is their nature. Prolonging their lifespan just for personal reasons is selfish.

Besides, while you might lose a part of yourself when you lose your friend, there is another doggo out there to help fill that hole in your heart, and especially so if you rescue them.

5. Dogs are human therapy

Yes, because my dog ( and my previous pets ) are the biggest reason I haven’t committed suicide, or got into drugs etc. They are my antidepressant. And yes, I have family, friends etc. but only dogs were always completely honest… I did own the cat once..that **nt would murder me in my sleep tough.

4. Putting the paw down

Your death affects more than just you. Five years with friends and family has a lot of room for happiness. Five years without a loved one can seem an eternity. I’m sorry, but no, I would never end my life early for any pet.

3. Ruh-Roh

Nope. Because dogs are cool but at the end of the day, they’re still dogs

2. *Tail stops wagging*

I absolutely love dogs, but if you answer yes to this question, you probably need some mental health check. Because you either dangerously obsessed with your pets, or you value your life way lass than you should. Either way it’s not the norm and shouldn’t be accepted.

1. This is the ulti-mutt!

Dude, I’d split our life forces evenly so we just die at the same time. My pets are my boyz.

Dogs are our fur-ever friends and personally I’d give mine five more years before the rainbow bridge.

What do you think? Would you trade time with your buddy?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Violinist Played During Her Own Brain Surgery

As Dagmar Turner’s surgeons operated on her brain in London, she did the thing that was most important to her: playing her violin.

A video made of the surgery shows Turner drawing her bow back and forth across the violin’s strings as the surgeons continued operating behind a plastic sheet to remove a brain tumor.

Her doctors purposely woke her in the middle of the operation and had her play so they knew they weren’t interfering with the parts of her brain that controlled the fine movements necessary to play.

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In a press release, King’s College neurosurgeon Keyoumars Ashkan said,

“We knew how important the violin is to Dagmar, so it was vital that we preserved function in the delicate areas of her brain that allowed her to play.”

Turner, 53, had lived with the slow growing tumor ever since doctors discovered it in 2o13. Recently, the growth became more aggressive and Turner decided to move forward with surgery to remove it.

She told ITV News that doctors explained since the tumor was on the right side of her brain, it would only affect function on the left side of her body. But when she explained she made her livelihood playing the violin, doctors came up with a plan to minimize risk to her hand’s functioning.

In their statement, the hospital said,

“Prior to Dagmar’s operation they spent two hours carefully mapping her brain to identify areas that were active when she played the violin and those responsible for controlling language and movement.”

Check out the video. It really is amazing!

Turner said in the hospital press release,

“The violin is my passion; I’ve been playing since I was 10 years old.

The thought of losing my ability to play was heart-breaking but, being a musician himself, Prof. Ashkan understood my concerns.”

Ashkan called the surgery a success saying that almost all of the tumor was removed without interruption to her playing.

Mapping a patient’s brain before surgery uses technology called functional MRI. This map gives doctors critical information about how a person’s brain works when comprehending certain concepts and performing certain tasks.

When doctors are making decisions by the millimeter, access to this knowledge ensures their patient will recover with the ability to follow their passions exactly as before.

Amazing medicine at work!

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A Stay-At-Home Mom’s Emotional Post Reminds Us That We Still Need a Village

The world is always changing. A lot a lot. Human beings used to live in villages, and when women had children, everyone helped – with the birth, caring for mom and baby and other kids postpartum, and yeah, if one mom needed a day to breathe, there were women who would take her brood for the day, no questions asked.

One day, she would do it for them.

Now? We’re isolated. I didn’t realize how much that was true until I became a mom that stays home with her children, either, but the truth is, parenting young children can be extremely lonely.

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This is what being a new mom looks like without filters, without Facetune, without presets… . I wake up every hour and half to nurse my newborn… . My older children are desperate for my attention…. . I’m having a hell of a hot flash while I type this. . I’m in the thick of a battle with postpartum depression… . I’m praying my 2 year old naps for just 20 minutes longer so I can finish an episode of @goodgirlsfeed . I desperately want a glass of wine, but it’s 2:59pm snd I still have a million hours before the kids go to bed. . I’m exhausted. . But I would live this reality on repeat because I live for the sounds of my babies voices filling our home with their laughter, their cries, their arguments, their babble… . Sometimes I don’t know how I put one foot in front of the other because honesty, I’m having a hard time adjusting to life with 3 kids, but I’m so thankful that God has chosen me to walk this path as the mama of these blessed girls ❤ . If any of this resonated with you, I see you mama. I feel you. I will pray for you. And I BELIEVE IN YOU. Motherhood, real motherhood, isn’t filtered. It’s raw and messy and hard and so beautiful. Let yourself feel it all ❤

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If you’re lucky (I am), you have parents and other family nearby and a partner that’s supportive. Friends who are in the same stage of life as you and who live near enough to help out.

Even so, it’s hard. No one warns you about how hard it will be, and worse, everyone assumes that “staying home with your kids” is the best possible life, leaving the women who do it and struggle feeling like they’re not allowed to speak up when they’re miserable.

Which is kind of exactly what mom Bridgette Anne was feeling when she posted a raw, heartbreaking post about how not-okay she is after taking on the role for the first time.

☝ everyone thinks being a stay at home mom full time is easy.— that we are lucky to be able to not have to work.—…

Posted by Bridgette Anne on Thursday, January 30, 2020

You can’t do anything by yourself; go to the bathroom, enjoy a cup of coffee, read, hell you can’t even scrub the shit out of pants for the 3rd time in a day without someone crying or screaming at your leg.

You don’t get breaks unless they are sleeping; which even then you use that time to clean up

You struggle to come up with ways to entertain someone for literally 12 hours a day every day.

You wear the same clothes that smell like sweat and tears for days at a time because it’s already stained and no use in ruining more clothes.

You forget what it means or feels like to be an individual; because your entire existence now revolves around that child.

You look at working moms and get jealous because you wish you could have an excuse to have an adult conversation without being interrupted.

You lock yourself in the bathroom and scream into a towel while crying because you need a second to breathe; all while a child is banging on the door to get in…

I was one of those people who judged SAHM’s. But I get it now. The people who said they’d be there to help have all but disappeared, and you’re left with this overwhelming sense of failure.

My house isn’t clean, I’m not clean, the dishes aren’t done, I have screamed already today, I have cried, and I have felt so damn guilty that my child was here to witness it.

But I am alone….and I am lonely

People were quick to rally around Bridgette online, offering words of support and encouragement, but I wish there were more and easier ways for SAHMs to connect in real life. To be there for each other, to take each other’s kids for an afternoon, to meet at the part so you can have some coffee and conversation that doesn’t include constant requests for water and peeled fruit.

Being a SAHM is wonderful, but it’s also very, very hard. And until we can come to terms with the fact that both of those things can be true at the same time, moms everywhere are still going to struggle.

That’s not good for anyone, y’all, so please. Be kind, reach out, listen, be supportive. We can still be a village, but we have to try a lot harder to make it work.

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People Talk About Their Choice Between Getting $100,000 Today or $1 Million in Ten Years

What would you do if you won the lottery? Would you take the cash lump sum to relieve financial debt or take annuities over ten years?

Some people may be yelling,”YOLO!” while running for the bank. Others might say, “Invest!” I’m on the side of tossing my Benjamin’s in the air and having fun! But whatever your choice, make it good one!

AskReddit proposed the same question,

“If you could pick between $100,000 tomorrow or $1,000,000 in ten years, what would you pick and why?”

The answers are surprisingly practical!

19. Good choice

100k tomorrow. I was just laid off today.

18. Banking on survival

I’m not getting that kind of return on 100k.

I can survive the ten years without a windfall. I mean, it’s not like I’m expecting one now and know I’ll survive.

17. I’d say keep paying that pension!

$1m in ten years.

Can just stop paying my pension for some extra bonus cash now until the big pay day comes.

16. Situational decisions are warranted

100,000 tomorrow.

Because I’m 55 years old and not in the greatest of health.

15. Make the king daddy of money proud

A lot of people who know how to “wisely invest” $100,000 and grow it to over $1,000,000 in 10 years.

Warren Buffet would be proud.

14. Time is currency

$1,000,000 in ten years, 100%.

I’m only 18, I probably won’t have even entered my final career at that point.

13. Life begins at 26, BTW

1 mil please.

I’d only be 26, that’s when I’d be just really starting my life.

12. The ultimate nest egg

$1mm in 10 years.

I don’t believe I can spin that $100,000 into over $1mm within that 10 years, certainly not when you factor taxes and other fees.

Also, as much as I’d LOVE that money, I don’t NEED it right now. It would be life changing right now, for sure, but that $1mm safety net in 10 years would be even more life changing. So I’d just stick it out, enjoy my life as usual, do my thing.

Sleep a little easier knowing I get one hell of a birthday present coming in 2030.

11. Don’t discount your life

$100,000 tomorrow.

I could get myself a place, stick half of it in savings and start to actually live my life.

It’s not the option that gives me the most wealth, but life isn’t about wealth it’s about living, and I’m fed up of my current situation.

10. Snag your captain’s hat and Cisco shorts!

The $100,000 because with all my r/wallstreetbets experience Id rake in the tendies and be on a yacht in no time.

Literally can’t go tits up.

9. Live for today, bro

I don’t know if i’m gonna be here in 10 years, or if i’m gonna need that much money.

What I know, is that tomorrow I’ll be here and I’m gonna be broke af.

So yeah, the first option.

8. “Wealth is the ability to fully experience life”

All these replies acting like you should hold onto debt for 10 years just so you can get a bigger payout underestimate the freedom that you feel knowing all your money belongs to you.

Without that psychological baggage you can really live your life to the fullest.

Plus you can start working to build your credit score again if necessary.

7. YOLO!

100k tomorrow, no question.

I could quit my job that crushes my soul, I could move to a city that would be a better fit for me. I could go on a trip and relax for a few weeks.

Look, I don’t expect this to fix all my problems, but I could restart my life a bit and not compromise in as many areas.

6. He’s about making a huge deposit into a career

$100k tomorrow means I could invest in a good career and drastically increase my earning potential.

5. Is it better to be wise or foolish?

Getting 1mil later is wiser.

And I’d choose it, but just barely – 100k now would have so many immediate benefits for the quality of my life and my family.

If I was 21 and not 31, then I’d tell the 100k to f**k off and come back in 10 years’ time.

4. Never be a bore

The million in 10 years 100k could change my life, but I would be boring and invest it.

1 million could make a big immediate impact when it comes. I am okay with delayed gratification, and the 100k will not net me a million after a mere 10 years

3. Beyond the Benjamin’s

Why does every redditor think they’re gonna f**king die within 10 years???

2. Jump start a business

$100,000 tomorrow.

We’re running and growing a small business (a real one, not MLM stuff), and I think that investing that much in our growth today would make it worth more than $1M ten years from now.

1. Drawing a demographic line in the sand

I think this question divides people pretty clearly along the rich/poor line.

Sure, 1m in ten years would be great but 100k tomorrow looks a lot better when you are struggling to afford rent, food and petrol.

Overall, its safe to say people consider windfalls differently. But what if tomorrow never comes? That mula would be wasted!

What about you? What would you do?

Let us know in the comments!

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Frank’s RedHot Released a New Sauce and You Might Want to Drink It

There are certain flavors that absolutely go together. Chocolate and peanut butter. Beer and pizza. And now… ranch and buffalo sauce.

YUM!

Yes, Franks RedHot dropped a new buffalo sauce mixed with ranch, and we are ALL in. Now your buffalo wings will not only have a kick, but the coolness of America’s favorite dressing. Can you say mouth-gasm?

Franks RedHot is no stranger to the hot sauce game. It’s celebrating 100 years in the industry! And they keep perfecting their science of our love for sauces.

@dadbodsnacks was first to break the news!

And the comments agreed!

Because how can you not be down with this?

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It’s wingssss time!!!!

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It’s an idea that YOU wish you had thought of!

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Their website describes this finger-licking sauce as,

“Versatile Frank’s RedHot Buffalo ‘N Ranch Thick Sauce might be all the sauce you will ever need – it’s great for dipping, topping and cooking.

This awesome sauce is the ultimate blend of flavor and heat from Frank’s RedHot Sauce and the creaminess from ranch dressing.”

Think of all the possibilities! Buffalo chicken dip, wings, cauliflower bites (for the vegetarians!) and more.

Frank’s even gets down with sharing recipes on their site for anyone wanting to make a rancho feast.

Happy eating!

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These 3 Small Habits That Can Help You Do Great Things

Suppose you’re working on a huge goal. You want to get straight As, get a raise, or start a new organization.

Or maybe it’s as simple as running a big race.

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These things will require planning, discipline, and willpower.

You will want to give up at times, but then you remember your family, friends, and community will be proud once you finally get it done. This gives you the strength you need to continue working toward your new goal.

But how exactly does this happen? Here are 3 simple ways to help.

3. Make Your Success Their Success

When you stop thinking about your own success and figure out how it fits into the bigger picture, then it’s easier to keep pushing through your biggest obstacles.

It’s easier to understand this analogy if you play sports. Team sports instill a sense of community and belonging. Understanding your role and function can help your team work cohesively to obtain victory and success, but only if you all check your ego at the door.

2. Transcend Your Limitations

It’s hard to succeed in the face of obstacles, but it can be done.

Take janitors. People tend to overlook them and take their work for granted.

One study showed that janitors who work at a hospital or clinical setting are more invested in doing a good job if their work is seen as part of a greater purpose—caring for people who are ill.

1. Tie Your Tasks To Service

Even people who have seemingly boring jobs can find more workplace satisfaction if they tie their daily tasks with service.

Retail work and customer service are stressful, but if you have this type of job you can focus on how providing a timely refund or exchange decreases a customer’s unhappiness, or helps them find the right item and feel better.

Whatever your goals, decreasing your ego, seeing your work as part of something larger than yourself, and pushing yourself no matter what can really help you be on your way.

Do you think these tips can truly help regular people reach their goals? Why or why not?

Comment below with your perspective!

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A Video Shows a Coyote Waiting for a Badger so They Can Cross the Highway Together

Cameras for Pathways for Wildlife and Peninsula Open Space Trust (POST) caught hilarious footage of two wild animal buds hanging out one night. An energetic coyote seemed to be waiting for his slow moving badger friend to catch up so they could enter a culvert together to cross under a highway.

In fact, the coyote seemed to encouraging his pal to hurry the hell up!

This may not be all that unusual. Videographer Russ McSpadden said that coyotes and badgers will often hunt together at night. McSpadden’s tweet of the video went viral and even celebrity chef Alton Brown paused his recipe development to reply.

McSpadden’s video on Twitter was liked more than 778,000 times, while a video posted on Facebook by Center for Large Landscape Conservation was viewed more than 737,000 times.

In the video, the coyote jumps up and down wagging his tail at the entrance of the culvert. Seconds later, a badger waddles up and both of them enter the culvert together. The video ends as we see their little behinds disappear into the darkness.

Coyote and Badger — crossing the road together

Coyote and Badger — crossing the road togetherRoad culvert as wildlife crossing structureData collected by Pathways for Wildlife and Peninsula Open Space Trust (POST) for the Southern Santa Cruz Mountains Wildlife Connectivity Study.

Posted by Center for Large Landscape Conservation on Friday, January 31, 2020

 

Seems like people are very interested in what goes on at night between animal friends.

We’re betting an evening out with an excited coyote and a laidback badger could get pretty comical.

But that’s what we think… what do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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Employees Explain When Something Crazy Happened at Work but They Were Still Expected to Show Up

Some employers can be down right insensitive. Some managers only see the dollar signs even when staff is dealing with personal issues. It’s a shame really. There are many statistics that talk about how a safe and empathetic work environment helps productivity. If only the these companies can get out of archaic times, they’d realize their old ways are damaging to the bottom line.

AskReddit was all a blaze when asked,

“What is the most bonkers thing that happened to you or your work and your employer STILL expected you to continue your work day?”

Some stories will have your jaw dropping while others are relatable AF.

12. Still open during a hurricane

“Right after Hurricane Sandy, the bank I worked for had no power for days, so obviously we couldn’t do any banking.

Rather than just close, my manager insisted that the entire staff show up for shifts as usual, just so we could sit in our normal seats in our uniforms and winter jackets to tell any customers who wandered in that we didn’t have power and couldn’t help them with anything at all.

Just about every single person asked us some variation of “then what the hell are you doing here?”

It sucked.”

11. Beware of shady companies and seedy hotels

“Worked for a small graphic design company fresh out of school. They used cracked software, didn’t really pay anyone and were generally shady but I didn’t really think anything of it, until the FBI showed up.

Apparently they also didn’t pay their taxes and so my boss was taken away in handcuffs and the office was closed.

Or so I thought.

Our boss called our creative director from jail and told us to work from this seedy motel room he set up to finish up the assignment or else we wouldn’t get paid.

Nobody showed apparently as we all decided now would be a good time to look for new opportunities.”

10. If you can’t take the heat…take off your tie.

“The air-conditioning broke down and people started passing out from the heat.

But they let us take our ties off, so that was generous.”

9. What a pissy day

“Someone spilled (or poured out) a bottle of deer attractant on the floor under the shelves in the sporting goods section of WalMart.

Stank of deer piss for…well, actually, it probably still does.

They never cleaned it, and we had ammo to sell.”

8. This employer is “bark”-core

“I was working at a pet store and was used to being bitten by the pets we sold, hamsters, ferrets, birds – no big deal.

This day, however, as I was helping a woman who had brought her dog in, it attacked me. Luckily it was a small-ish/medium sized dog so it didn’t get my face, but I had big bleeding holes all up and down one arm. The lady never said sorry, and my manager told me to go to the back, get cleaned up, and come back out and ring on the resister.

So I did, with big blood splatters all over my yellow uniform shirt.”

7. Definitely a toxic environment

“Automotive painting.

Been complaining about my mask parts needing replacing for a few weeks. Finally my mask broke and I refused to paint because toxic fumes where coming into my mask. Being the only automotive painter…. work came to a halt. I was told to get in there and paint or else. I pointed at the security camera and asked him to say that again but a little louder.

He fired 2 people that day but I wasn’t one of them.”

6. Safety not first

“At a factory, sliced my finger open using a cutting blade that had been partially broken, resulting in the spare blade hidden inside it coming partially out of an opening. I grabbed the blade and started using the proper portion of it, but I had unknowingly placed my right index finger right over the exposed spare. I started slicing with the blade and cut a line down my finger from about the middle to the tip.

Immediately started dripping blood all over, called my boss over radio, they ushered me into the nurse’s office. They didn’t want me to go to a hospital or any form of urgent care because that would have been an “incident” and reset the “days since last incident” tracker that people got bonuses for. I was young and let them pressure me into accepting that. So they wrapped it up tight until my finger looked like it had a cast on it, and sent me back to work.

It wasn’t that deep, although it looked nasty. It probably could have used stitches. It healed ok, but I still have a noticeable scar.”

5. “Would you like dust with that?”

“Worked as a busboy for a now closed restaurant.

I came in for my shift one time when they had roofers working on the roof. The section of roof they worked on was all terra-cotta roof tile and they needed to remove it all to replace it. The upper management decided it was a “great” idea to have this work done during the lunch hours and were open for those hours. Little did they all know is there were cracks on the ceiling inside and while the removal was happening the terra-cotta tile dust was raining inside all over the guests and their food. Management still tried to continue restaurant service as usual but the guests were having none of it and just walked out. I come to an empty restaurant littered with tile dust and we were expected to clean it up before dinner started.

It took at least a month for my lungs to clean out that shit because I was not provided any respiratory gear to clean up that mess.”

4. Rain or shine…

“Snowstorm dumped like 6 inches of snow the day before and then rained creating a sheet of ice on the roads. People were literally abandoning their vehicles on the sides of the highway because the driving conditions got so treacherous it was safer to walk.

I had just recently gotten an All Wheel Drive SUV, and was expected to come in that next day, while my coworker who had a two wheel drive sedan was allowed to stay at home until the ice melted. I tried explaining that AWD does not automatically mean safe to operate on icy roads (I didn’t even have chains yet at the time), but that went over like a lead balloon.”

3. Accident or not, there’s no excuse to call off

“I had been in an accident where I was hit by a van when on my bike. I was on my way to the hospital and shot a quick text to my immediate boss to let him know that I might not be in the next day, as I didn’t know what the damage was and how long I may be. He told me to take the day off to be sure I recovered properly.

The next day, his boss called me and asked me where the hell I was.

I told him I’d been hit by a van and he said, “And?”

I didn’t work there much longer after that.”

2. Rules are rules!

“College professor, not a boss:

In college, we had our final semester presentations that counted for 60% of our grade. I was on blood thinners at the time and the night before my presentation, I had an accident in the home and split my head open. 12 hours later, it was still bleeding.

First thing I did in the morning was email my professor with an explanation and a time-stamped photo of blood running down my face. I asked if I could present the following day instead and said that was not possible without a Doctor’s note. I had to go to the doctor, pay a $32 co-pay just so the teacher could write on a note “Philip’s head will not stop bleeding because of medication he is on. I can’t believe I had to write you this note”.

1. S**t happens

“Just a few weeks ago, a toilet on the floor above our 3 offices (branch of a law firm) got stopped up, then unclogged and flooded our offices with shit.

It affected the 2 lawyers, not me (legal assistant). Their desks and papers were soaked, carpets soaked, files soaked. HQ brought us some fans to dry the carpet. The office smelled like a huge BM. We still had clients coming in. No one was ever sent out to clean or remediate anything hazardous (mold, SHIT).

Our office is cleaned every 2 weeks and the cleaners didn’t come last Friday, which would have been 2 weeks since the leak.”

In the end, no your worth and find a company that takes pride in their employees!

In the meantime, tell us your “bonker” stories! Do that in the comments, fam!

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You’ve Been Doing These Chores Wrong the Whole Time

Adulting is hard. You have to work 40+ hours to keep a roof over your head, pay bills, and do pesky chores.

Cleanliness and order is an important part of living your best life, but there are some chores you don’t have to do so often. Let’s check out some of these chores so you can finally start saving some time!

10. Buying Storage Containers

Save a few shoeboxes or other sturdy boxes so you can sort things out without spending so much on fancy containers.

Just create labels, a system, and you’re good to go.

9. Throwing Out Old Bread

You shouldn’t eat moldy bread!

If you live alone and enjoy toast, you can freeze some of your bread so you can throw it in the toaster and presto!

8. Wondering Where Your Sock Went

Simply throw your pairs of socks into a mesh bag when you do laundry and you’ll prevent this common tragedy.

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7. Looking Through Paper Bills

Plenty, if not all, companies provide online statements and autopay options.

Shuffling through old papers to figure out what you owe is a thing of the past.

6. Using One-Time Batteries

Rechargeable batteries cost a bit more, but they last longer and eventually pay for themselves.

Plus, disposable batteries have acids that might unintentionally start fires. Yikes!

5. Weekly Lawn-Moving

It’s fine to mow your lawn every two weeks.

This allows enough wildflowers to sprout so that bees can have something to pollinate with, and prevents the lawn from becoming so short that it dries out.

4. Rinsing Dishes Before Loading

This wastes water. Experts also say you can simply scrape bigger pieces of food off your dishes.

You’ll still get the same results.

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3. Extraneous Ironing

Do you know those pesky wire hanger wrinkles?

To reduce time spent ironing them off your shirts, it’s best to invest in quality wire hangers made of wood or velvet.

2. Leaving Curtains Open

If you live in an area that gets lots of sun, the extra UV rays may eventually fade colors from your furniture over time.

Open curtains may also increase your home’s temperature and cause you to have to spend more on utilities.

 1. Washing Your Hair Every Day

Your scalp produces natural oils that condition your hair. Washing it every day actually strips your scalp of these oils and stimulates excess production.

Most people are fine if they wash their hair two or three times per week.

ALRIGHT! Are you smarter now? Yeah you are!

Now that you know which chores aren’t necessary to do every day, what will you do instead?

Share your suggestions in the comments section! After all, you have an extra few seconds now.

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On a New App, You Can Hear Chaucer’s ‘The Canterbury Tales’ in 14th Century English

A thing that makes Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales so exceptional is Chaucer chose to write it in the common Middle English language used at the time instead of Latin or French. No one knows exactly why he went this route, but The Canterbury Tales is one of the greatest English language works of poetry.

Because Middle English is an ancient version of our English and hardly sounds or reads the same, The Canterbury Tales we likely studied in school was not exactly how Chaucer wrote it. To hear his unabridged version, though, University of Saskatchewan researchers developed an app that reads The Canterbury Tales in its original Middle English.

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In a press release, project leader, University of Saskatchewan English professor Peter Robinson said, “We want the public, not just academics, to see the manuscript as Chaucer would have likely thought of it—as a performance that mixed drama and humor.”

The app features a 45-minute narration of the “General Prologue,” and developers are working on two more apps for “The Millers Tale,” and a few other stories. There is also a line-by-line narration in modern English so you don’t get lost if your Middle English is a little rusty.

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Chaucer died before completing the entire work. Scholars have had to piece together 80 manuscripts to figure out various editions, but there’s no one official text to be found. The “General Prologue” included in the app is the Hengwrt manuscript likely written by Chaucer’s scribe, Adam Pinkhurst.

Terry Jones, a medievalist and member of Monty Python, contributed to the project. Jones’ two books on Chaucer and his translation of the “General Prologue” are included on the app’s notes and introduction. This was his last academic project before he died on January 21, 2020. Robinson called Jones an inspiration.

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The app is available for free on on Google Play or iTunes. There’s also a desktop version available here.

Download it now to hear The Canterbury Tales in its original intended flowing form!

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