A Law Firm Hired a Chef to Hilariously Screw With a Security Guard

Some people get a badge and are on a huge power trip. And while we should show the same courtesy and respect to someone in a uniform with badge ensemble that we’d show anyone, any kind of power-tripping also deserves an eye-roll. Also, thinking outside the box so we can all go about our days, bruised ego notwithstanding.

Here’s a story about how such thinking got this poor baker out of a jam when all he was trying to do was deliver some damn bagels to an important customer.

 The story is called “The day I was hired and fired from a law firm.”

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After he and another baker completed the orders, he had to deliver half of them on his way home.

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He just needs to find a place to park.

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He meets his protagonist.

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Sam The Security Guard guards parking spaces with his life.

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But Bob has an idea.

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Fully employed, OP completes his task of bagel delivery.

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And they all lived happily ever after, except Sam.

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Isn’t it sad when someone with a tiny mind and a big badge goes out of his way to keep someone from doing a simple job? Sam, you need some hobbies!

What do you think? Have any reactions to this crazy story?

Let us know in the comments!

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16 History Facts You Probably Didn’t Learn In School

There are only so many things teachers can get into during a school year, so unless you decided to dedicate yourself to the study of history, there are a great many things you’ll never hear about unless you stumble across them on accident.

Even if you do decide to dedicate your life to studying history, your focus will likely have to be so narrow that there will be many, many things outside your purview.

So, for all of us, here are 16 things that – for varying reasons – no teacher is probably going to bring up.

16. I knew this but it still blows me away.

Native Americans weren’t granted citizenship until the 1920s.

Aboriginals, the native owners of Australia were not even considered human until 1967.

It was 1947 for natives in Canada.

15. That’s a man I could work for!

Captain Bartholomew Roberts the pirate gave his pirate crew a bedtime.

Gotta have your eight hours so you can make that pillaging tomorrow!

14. This is one of my favorite things about history.

How much in common we have with people of the past.

Pictures, sculptures and carvings going all the way back showing sex, drugs, drinking, partying and graffiti that you would see on an abandoned building or train today. The plight of the middle class and class struggles vs the upper class is the same today as for thousands of years. If we could listen to a court jester, their jokes would ring true today more than likely. Outside of technology making things faster/easier in a sense, were still doing/enjoying/complaining about most of the same things we have been for millenia.

“Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it” and “theres nothing new under the sun” is real.

13. I mean. I’m glad we have bananas?

The US government went to war in Guatemala over bananas.

12. They really don’t teach you about this in school.

How bad the rape of Nanking was.

11. I had no idea!

Hitler’s nephew served for the US in WW2.

10. We don’t like to talk about it.

It took me an anthropology class in college to learn about human zoos.

That is zoos where white people paid money to see aboriginal people from various regions in cages. It happened all over the world, including in the bronx zoo in, like, the 1920’s. I had never heard about anything like that in any schooling before that, and I doubt most people have.

9. Sometimes movies can teach us things, too!

Well, until I saw Lincoln, I had never heard of Thaddeus Stevens, who seems to be a much greater believer in the equality of men than many.

8. The good old days?

The Tulsa Race Massacre.

In the early 1920s Tulsa Oklahoma had a very affluent black neighborhood called black wall street. Basically many African Americans were doing better financially than whites. White folks were angry about their success and wanted their land. An African American was wrongly accused of assault by a white girl and the whites used this as an excuse to attack the neighborhood including dropping bombs from WWI era planes.

Many were killed and beaten. Over 10,000 people were left homeless due to houses and businesses being burned down.

This is the greatest single incident of racial violence in US history.

7. We already knew he was a d*ck, but…

Stalin son killed himself in a concentration camp yet Stalin mocked him until his death.

6. Men really don’t deserve to run anything.

The Japanese military kidnapped hundreds (if not thousands) of Korean and Chinese women during WWII and forced them to be sex workers for the Japanese military.

Some Japanese women were even drafted to be comfort women, but they didn’t know what they were being drafted for until they were there. It’s actually a pretty common thing in many wars, because the military wants to keep the soldiers “pure”. By kidnapping these women, they know that they aren’t riddled with STD’s. It’s very sad, especially because when the war is over, many of the camps are cleared and these women are forced to find their way back home, without even knowing the war is over.

If they aren’t too afraid or ashamed to go back home, they’re usually turned away from their families because they are so ashamed of what happened.

5. Way too many stories like this from all over the world.

About the Lost children of Francoism.

These children were abducted from Republican parents who were either in jail or had been assassinated by Nationalist troops during the Spanish Civil War and Francoist Spain. These children were then given to families that would practice Catholicism and nationalism. However this lasted after 1975, when Franco died. By then this practice was already a trafficking business run by nuns, doctors and nurses.

My mum is a Lost children and she has told me that almost anyone has found their parents.

4. So much awful out there we’re never taught.

Turkey genocided Armenians.

Those stats just kinda get tossed in with WW1, so they don’t really stand out. Until you look and see that it didn’t have anything to do with the actual war. ” Hey everyone is pretty busy with the Germans, let’s get rid of these Armenians.”

3. I have no idea why humans can be so horrible.

That Argentina pretty much eliminated the black race.

They had ways to get rid of the men first. Not as much for the women though. Once the male to female ratio drastically dropped (Black population) the women were pretty much forced to sleep with white men, in order to wash out the “Black”. The Black population was so low, the Argentine government pretty much removed the “Black” option as a race. Crazy how they succeed.

2. Uncomfortable to think about, really.

If you go back far enough, everyone’s ancestry contains rape at some point.

1. Not surprised.

Central Park, in New York, was created under eminent domain and razed a predominantly black and Irish community called Seneca Village. Most of the inhabitants were compensated but many felt they did not receive fair market value.

According to the Louise Chipley Slavicek, author of New York’s Central Park, the pro-park lobby were largely “affluent merchants, bankers and landowners”, who wanted a “fashionable and safe public place where they and their families could mingle and promenade”.

It took me forever to write this article because I was off Googling details for some of these!

Were these surprises to you? Did you already know about some of them?

I’m always fascinated to learn about everything I don’t know!

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You’ve Probably Heard of Déjà Vu, but What About Déjà RêVé?

Most of us have experienced déjà vu at one point or another. It’s an eerie feeling that makes you pause and wonder just what the hell is going on…and it’s usually the most mundane things that trigger it.

But have you ever heard of déjà rêvé? It’s basically the opposite of déjà vu, “already dreamed” instead of “already seen.”

Déjà rêvé occurs when you experience something in real life that you feel like you have dreamed before. It’s kind of creepy, to be honest. And there’s really no time limit on this weird phenomenon.

Some people who have reported experiencing déjà rêvé claim that these dreams, almost like prophecies, happened years before they actually experienced it in real life. One study showed that déjà rêvé experiences were common in people who had received electric brain stimulations to treat epileptic symptoms.

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The study suggests that the feelings of déjà rêvé, or “already dreamed” feelings, could be the result of something occurring physiologically in the brain.

Scientists think this could lead to a better understanding of how dreams work.

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Déjà rêvé means not only thinking you’ve dreamt a real-life situation before, but also that you sometimes feel like you are dreaming at the moment you realize it, even though you are awake.

The participants in the study described their déjà rêvé experiences in three ways:

Episodic – where they could remember an exact day or time that they had the prophetic dream, even if it was years ago.

Familiarity-like – where people have a dreamy, hazy memory about their dreams that you might remember in the morning after you wake up.

Dreamy-state – participants who felt this way didn’t experience the recalled-dream memories of others. Instead, they say that the experience itself (while awake) was strange and like a dream. Some even described it as nightmarish.

Dreaming is still a big mystery for the most part, but maybe studying déjà rêvé will eventually give us more insight into how the human mind works.

Pretty trippy stuff, right? Has this ever happened to you? If so, please tell us about it in the comments!

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Twisty Riddles To Kill Some Free Time

There are days when you’re looking for ways to pass the time – and improving your logic skills has to be one of the better investments of your free time!

If you agree, we’ve got 6 twisty riddles that will pair perfectly with your morning cup to get those brain juices flowing!

Let’s go!

6. Full of holes.

5. Heavy, poor, but full of silver…

4. Invisible but needed?

3. Not the classic couple.

2. Holes and more holes.

1. Don’t let it lick you.

Continue reading to check your answers.

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

Did you solve them all? Which one did you think was the cleverest?

Let us know in the comments and thanks for playing along today!

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A Ton of Broadway Musicals Are Now Online for Free

Unsurprisingly, the arts are the thing that’s making everything bearable right now. People are giving their gifts to the world for free, streaming them online, and we’re eating it up like we need it to live.

Which, honestly, I think we do.

Broadway, like every other place where hundreds of people gather together in person, is temporarily closed. It turns out that doesn’t mean you have to miss your favorite shows, though!

BroadwayHD, a theatre streaming service, has been bringing shows into people’s homes since 2015. Normally, it costs $8.99 a month or $99.99 for a year of shows – but for now, you can have a week’s trial for free.

They feature shows from Broadway, the West End, and many other venues in between and offer a huge roster of productions that include Cats, The Sound of Music, and The King and I.

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They’ve got a library of 300 shows, actually, and are also curating playlists for those who love the song and dance numbers more than the shows in their entireties (think a list of Sondheim’s best of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s brilliance, all in one place).

There’s definitely something for everyone – or at least, for everyone who loves theatre. You can squeeze as many performances into a free week as possible (then use your husband’s email address to do it again!) or you can choose one of their payment plans to keep it going.

I know this is definitely the way I’m going to be killing some time!

What’s your favorite show? Is it available? I’m sure you’re checking right now!

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Parents Can Download Over 100 Sesame Street E-Books for Free

It’s practically a full-time job trying to keep kids entertained (or at least it sure feels that way sometimes).

Adding to that challenge is the fact that doctors want parents to limit their children’s screen time — TV, movies, online videos, video games, etc. — to curb some of the negative effects of consuming too much media.

Good news for harried parents out there: you can now download 110 Sesame Street e-books for free!

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The e-books are available as part of the Sesame Workshop’s “Caring for Each Other” initiative, which aims to help kids and families stay active and healthy with more time at home on their hands.

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The free e-books are available for a wide array of devices: Apple, Google Play, Nook, Kobo and Amazon.

Titles like “All Tucked in on Sesame Street” and “Sleep Tight” make perfect bedtime stories, while others like “Elmo Visits the Dentist” can help teach children important lessons about the world around them. There are even e-books available in Spanish.

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More than 100 eBooks translates to hours and hours of reading for children, which means Sesame Street made parents’ lives a whole lot easier for the time being.

What’s more, Sesame Street is offering a whole host of other helpful tools and resources for parents, including activity and coloring pages, tip sheets for talking to kids about complicated topics and educational games that cover topics like handwashing.

What was your favorite book growing up? How about your fave Sesame Street character?

Let us know both in the comments!

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Wholesome Doggo Posts We Think Will Make You Happy

Let’s play a game…

You’re given the choice between being deserted on an island with a group of people…or a group of dogs… what do you do?

I think I know my answer. Dogs all day! No question about it!

I’ll reconnect you human beings once I get off that island, thank you very much.

In that spirit, here are some great doggo posts to put you in a good mood.

1. Packing on the pounds.

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2. This is Rory’s spot now.

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3. What are you doing here?

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4. What is all this crap?

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5. We have to look serious.

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6. So, how was your day?

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7. This is over the line.

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8. Now what am I supposed to do?

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9. Waiting on the homies.

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10. See the difference?

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11. Gonna be the best day ever!

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12. They’re both enjoying this time.

13. That is good news!

I know I’m a much better mood right now after looking at those posts!

Will you do us a huge favor?

Share a photo of your pooch in the comments and tell us a little bit about them!

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Hilarious Parenting Tweets for the Moms and Dads of the World

We have a roundup of hilarious tweets that are going to make you laugh and shake your head at the same time.

Why? Because these tweets are hilarious and accurate about the daily struggles of parenting.

Are you ready? Let’s dig in!

1. That’s cute…and kind of sad.

2. Big win!

3. The continent of Syrup.

4. Following your lead.

5. Speaking the truth…this time.

6. Just throw him!

7. This kid has a bright future.

8. That’s a bonus.

9. Do you remember those days?

10. Sounds like a blast.

11. Might as well…

12. Can’t take it anymore!

13. Learn something new every day!

14. He has arrived.

Do those tweets about being a parent speak the truth, or what? Okay, parents, we want you to sound off in the comments!

Tell us some funny or humiliating stories about your kiddos in the comments!

Now’s your time to expose them and get some revenge!

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Hilarious Memes About the Joy That Is Married Life

Oh, boy, here we go…

Til death do us part…?

Now, just hang on a second….

I kid, I kid…we all know that marriage is wonderful and that jazz…but it doesn’t mean that your partner doesn’t drive you insane sometimes.

Let’s dig into some hilarious memes about married life…enjoy.

1. Stay away!

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2. That’s very dangerous, sir.

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3. The key to any successful marriage.

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4. I want to live!

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5. That’ll never happen.

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6. See you tomorrow.

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7. This is brilliant.

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8. You might end up on Forensic Files.

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9. Also, don’t give her a credit card.

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10. It’s a wonderful life.

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11. I’ll show you…

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12. A constant power struggle.

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13. Don’t even think about going there, buddy.

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Do those look familiar, ladies and gentlemen?

I think they do…

In the comments, tell us the most annoying/funniest/most ridiculous thing that your spouse does!

Let’s see who takes the cake on this one!

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These Perfect Cat Posts Will Remind You Why You Love Your Kitteh

The kitties in these posts are purrrrrrfect. Get it?!?!

If nothing else, cats are hilarious and stubborn. We feed them, we love them, and we clean up after them…and a lot of the time they couldn’t care less.

But, hey, they’re family, right?

Right!

Here are some great cat posts that will remind you just how much you love those little fuzzballs you share your homes with.

1. Okay, I need a break.

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2. Why have you summoned me?

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3. Probably shouldn’t do that again.

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4. What the hell am I doing here?

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5. Not sure I can handle this today.

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6. She fell for it!

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7. I feel better!

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8. Death rides a pale horse.

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9. Naps with friends.

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10. Skate or die!

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11. Another midnight snack.

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12. The superhero we need right now.

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13. She looks very distressed.

14. Still spoonin’ after all these years.

15. This is my co-worker.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you can never have too many cat memes to enjoy.

We’d love to hear from you!

In the comments, share a photo of your cat (or cats) and tell us a little bit about them.

Please and thank you!

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