Hilarious Memes to Help You Get Through the Loooooong Day

It seems like every day is verrrrrrrry looooooooooong at the moment…

I guess that’s what happens when you’re forced to stay home and the only place can really go is to the grocery store. But we want to help make your days go by a little more quickly. And we think laughing at funny memes will do the trick!

Here are some great ones for you to enjoy!

1. It’s your fault!

I bet this has happened to you before…

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2. Help a brother out.

We could all use a little right now.

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3. Don’t beat yourself up about it.

I did something similar the other day…

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4. Which one are you?

I think I’m “Lawful Evil.”

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5. Decisions, decisions…

Maybe a mix of both?

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6. Summon the Gods for help.

You really don’t need any more DVDs.

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7. Your new friend.

He runs the place.

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8. Creepy work by the kid.

Be wary of this one…

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9. But, I didn’t even search for it.

They are mind readers.

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10. It just doesn’t seem right.

A major lack of dicks.

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11. The new normal.

Just go with it for now…

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12. Gee, thanks a lot…

Getting your ass kicked by the real world.

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13. Have you ever noticed that?

A very strange phenomenon.

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14. That’s nice of you!

Going the extra mile.

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Okay, that made the day seem a little bit shorter! At least it did for me…

Do us a favor and talk to us in the comments!

How are you holding up? How are you passing the time?

We look forward to hearing from you!

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17 Funny Tweets About How We’re All Really Doing

I don’t think that a lot of us realized how hard it would be to truly not be able to go about our business in public for weeks on end. It’s different somehow when one CHOOSES to be alone most of the time, and quite another when you’re told you must maintain distance.

Also, not being able to see the small circle of people you’d like to is obviously different.

Luckily, we still have Twitter, and people are really busting out their best comedy in response to (another) week without interpersonal contact.

17. Are we going to forget how to friend?

Assuming we knew how to do it to begin with, of course.

16. Is that…a pot lid?

This outfit looks like something that would protect you against Ebola.

15. The world’s best or worst luck?

You decide, A**man.

14. It doesn’t even matter anymore.

Also, please do not get on a scale. That doesn’t matter right now, either.

13. It’s hard to care what you look like, full stop.

Except when you’re staging a selfie, obviously.

12. Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

It’s there…just sitting there like this big dead end!

11. Salty and sweet is what makes the world go ’round.

And also snacks. Definitely.

10. Because sleep is, for some reason, tough.

What’s happening? What did I miss?

9. This is how to put social media to work FOR you.

This whole thing is making us take crushes and relationships slower and that is great.

8. It had better be where your butt is, too.

But hopefully not where the murder is happening.

7. It’s a hard question to answer.

First, you have to know how you feel, and…yeah.

6. Any girl will do.

We’re all the same, right?

5. I’m sure you have some kind of skill.

How to make excellent drinks, perhaps?

4. Man, they had some killer nail salons back then.

But otherwise, yes, I imagine this is accurate.

3. Better check and make sure you’re not still paying for it.

2. There are new rules in the world.

But still…don’t do this.

1. Honestly I am all in for this life.

But also I would like to be able to occasionally pawn my kids off on other people.

 

I’ve worked from home for five years and I regularly break plans just because I don’t want to go, and still…I would like this all to be over.

How are you coping? Let us know your secrets in the comments!

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Funny Tweets to Put a Smile on Your Face Today

Are you ready for a big smile? Are you ready to laugh?

I think we can help you out in that department!

Here’s a collection of funny tweets that we think will put a BIG smile on your face.

Enjoy!

1. Not naming it. 

Not a fan of ships.

2. My girl now.

She’s clearly in love with you.

3. It has to be one or the other.

This is on point.

4. Human girls…

They sound totally normal to me.

5. For the youngsters.

She has her finger on the pulse here…

6. Just trust the dog.

He’s doing good work.

7. Tell the truth!

Don’t lie to Susan, okay?

8. Making tacos?

What do you think yours will be?

9. HUGE fan.

A real sports nut.

10. Here is fine.

I’m a fan of the soft landing.

11. Million-dollar idea.

You are a genius, my friend.

12. Those were the days…

Things have really gone downhill.

That’s better! I needed some laughter today!

Now we want to hear from you!

If you’ve seen any humorous jokes, tweets, memes, etc. lately, please share them with us in the comments.

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Clever Tweets That Should Make You Laugh

You might believe it would be kind of easy to come up with a funny tweet, but it takes a clever person to craft a witty little ditty.

Don’t believe me? Give it a shot…go ahead, I’ll wait…

I told you it was hard!

Luckily, you can just sit back and read funny tweets from other people, so don’t even stress about it! Here are 14 good ones that should make you chuckle.

1. Ready for a kiss?

Pucker up, Buttercup!

2. How does this work?

Do you ever get this confused?

3. A sick burn.

This one cuts deep.

4. The burglar’s in for a surprise.

Wrong on both counts!

5. Pepsi Only.

A good idea for a niche restaurant.

6. I get it!

Sure, you can!

7. He’s in McTrouble.

Just following the training, boss.

8. Sounds like a catch.

…But you also might want to stay away.

9. Does this sound familiar.

They’re all the same…

10. Sir Charles Barkley.

My name is…ummm…Barkley, yeah that’s it.

11. Slick floors.

Do you need a new floor?!?!

12. Don’t take sides.

Ohhhhhh, those kinds of sides.

13. Not this time.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T…never mind.

Clever AF, right?

Have you seen any tweets lately that impressed you?

Be a good sport and share them with us in the comments!

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People Talk About Their Most Unusual Sexual Experiences

If sexual experiences were like trading cards, what would be your most unique one?

That was the intriguing question posed to AskReddit users, and I have to tell you, I’m pretty excited to see what people had to say!

Are you ready to take an interesting trip? Let’s get to the nitty-gritty from AskReddit users.

Just a warning: these responses are probably NSFW.

1. Gettin’ wild!

“The 5-some. Me and my best friend [A & M; males] and 3 girls [S & K & T]. One girl was his girlfriend [S], one turned into my girlfriend many months later [K], and the 3rd was a mutual friend of ours [T].

We had a sex-centipede going at one point; A > S > K > T > M. It was pretty mind blowing, among other things. I found out afterwards that my best friend was extremely turned on wathcing his GF do things with other people. Crazy times.”

2. Sounds like a movie.

“This just happened a month ago and I’m still in the afterglow.

Threesome. Met a girl via Tinder, she brought her friend along for safety. All three of us got into the tequila, girl decides that she feels safe and her friend agrees to drive us back to mine.

So girl and I are in the back making out and driving friend reaches back with her free hand and grabs my junk.

Player Three has entered the game.”

3. Pretty epic.

“Sex underneath the Hollywood sign…..

AFTER they put the fence up.”

4. Try to explain this one…

“Passing a state trooper while in a very compromising situation.

Then the lights…”

5. What happened last night?

“Came back from a night of heavy drinking with the gf, and apparently got busy. I don’t remember the act.

I just woke up to see 3 used condoms, and all the make up she had been wearing was pressed into the wall.”

6. Like a horror movie.

“Got a blow job in the middle of a field, turns out I was sitting on an ant hill, I started to get bitten so I jumped up which surprised the girl who bit my dick and made it bled. She had braces -__- “

7. Definitely dangerous.

“Driving down the highway in my old Chevy S10 with a 5spd Manuel and bench seat. Gf at the time was wearing a skirt and horny as fuck. She gets on top and goes to town while I’m driving.

Semi truck honked as we drove past cause she waved at him.”

8. On the job.

“Doing it at work, in a strip bar with my own husband posing as a customer, trying to not get caught doing it during a lapdance.

Expected to get fired.”

9. Not proud of it.

“I’m not proud, but it was probably meeting a girl on tinder who ended up having an ankle bracelet who snorted a line in my front seat before we moved to the back seat.

I also, unfortunately, had to drive her to get the line about 15 miles away.

I was a somewhat extreme version of young, dumb, and full of cum.”

10. Getting very busy.

“Had sex with a 21-year-old and a 40-year-old woman less than 24 hours apart.”

11. You’re going to hell.

“Fucking under a church.

For those wondering. It was drainage tunnel for flash floods built under a Spanish mission dating to the late 1600s.”

12. That’s a long drive.

“Got a bj in the college yearbook office, overlooking the campus.

Also booty called a girl who drove over 100 miles to come hook up. She drove home the same night.”

13. Okay, that’s weird.

“A young woman once asked me to draw pictures on her naked back with permanent marker. I’ve never been much of an artist, but I gave it a try nonetheless… and about halfway through my first attempt, the girl started moaning and writhing beneath me in a way that seemed really, really exaggerated.

Although I did my best to focus on my task, the motions of my partner made it rather difficult.

“Do you want me to keep doing this?” I asked her.

“Yes! Yes!” came the young woman’s reply. “Yes, don’t stop! Draw all over me!”

Again, the whole thing seemed more like a performance than it did an actual response to pleasure, and I started to get suspicious that I was being made the butt of some bizarre joke. Every line that I drew sent the girl into paroxysms of affected delight, until she finally moaned for me to put away the marker and get out my “paint-sprayer.”

The rest of the evening eventually went on about as you’d expect from such encounters, despite a tiny voice in the back of my head asking what I’d missed about the whole situation.

I finally got my answer when the girl asked to take a shower with me.

It turned out that what she’d really wanted was for me to scrub her skin until it was practically raw. (Suffice it to say that she hadn’t needed to put on an act that time.) We wound up having an informative discussion after I’d washed the remnants of my drawing off her, and it came to light that she’d always liked the feeling of being roughly bathed.

When I asked why she hadn’t simply requested that in the first place, she sheepishly admitted that having a fetish for emulating a easel seemed less bizarre to her.

To each their own, I guess.”

14. A happy ending.

“Back when Craigslist still had casual encounters, I met a woman who was sleeping around to get revenge on her abusive ex. I got a hotel room and we got busy.

Was wanting to see a movie afterwards, so i asked her if she wanted to tag along. We went and got dinner afterwards. We’ve been together 2 years now ?

15. A family affair.

“Sex with a mother and her daughter. (Not at the same time.)

I was dating this girl in college, and her mom developed this major crush on me. After she (the daughter) and I broke up, her mom came to my apartment to collect some of her daughter’s stuff. We had a one-time fling, and I never talked to either of them again.

It was kind of dull, really. She knocked at the door, came inside, then made this “joke” that she was worried about catching me in my underwear. I joked back about how she could always leave and come back, and she said something like “I might just do that.”

I told her if she was serious, I could just get undressed right there. She waited for a couple seconds (which made me think I’d gone too far), then said it would be more fun if she could help me get undressed.

So, yeah. We undressed each other, there was some mutual touching and foreplay, then we had sex. It was actually kind of hard to concentrate sometimes, because she kept squeezing my ass REALLY hard, but we actually got pretty close to having a simultaneous orgasm.

I think we both felt a little awkward afterward, because we didn’t even really talk. We just got dressed, she got the box of her daughter’s stuff, and she left. I think the last thing she said to me was “Let’s keep this between us.”

Also, the mom was better. The daughter was always a little bit mechanical, if that makes sense. It was like she knew how she was supposed to move, but wasn’t really doing it for any other reason. The mom was a little too wild for me, but everything she did felt like it was supposed to make one of us feel good.”

16. Kinky.

“Snuck in the chancellor’s ballroom at my university. Closed the curtains and went at it. I remember looking up from her for a brief moment and locking eyes with an oil painting of the Chancellor and his wife.”

17. Oh no!

“”Prepare for Trouble, Make it Double” – Sleep with two women in the same 24 hours and get pregnant scares from both.”

18. That is very classy.

“Blowjob from a girl who had just fallen on her face and broken 3 of her front teeth.

At least I wasn’t afraid of getting bitten.”

19. How can I help?

“I was part of a foursome and came so many times I was weak-kneed for hours. I got very oversensitive towards the end and sat back to just watch.

Two out of the four of us hadn’t come yet, so after I tapped out, I became what I called the Sex Referee. Need a condom? I got you. Where’s the lube? I found it. All done? I brought water for everyone.

It was awesome.”

20. This is a nice story.

“A few years ago, I dated a girl who was paralyzed from the waist down. She never had sex after her accident because she thought she wouldn’t be able to feel anything down there.

It turns out she just couldn’t feel as far as her fingers could reach. After experimenting for a bit, we were able to have good ol’ fashioned vaginal sex.

She spent a long time believing she’d never enjoy sex after her accident, so being able to help her experience that part of her life again is what I’m the most proud of. In my eyes, it’s a Limited Edition.”

Very interesting!

Okay, now we want to hear from you!

If you’re up for it, please share your most unusual or unique sexual experience with us in the comments.

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People Share What REALLY Makes Them Cringe

What makes you REALLY cringe?

I think mine have to be watching really bad stand-up comedy and seeing people trip and fall in public. They both get me every time.

AskReddit users opened up and admitted what makes them cringe.

1. I agree with this one.

“When people post selfies of them crying.

No joke, my friend’s sister posted crying selfies of her and her kids when they had their dog put to sleep. With the dead dog.

Like, umm… that’s a private moment of grief not a selfie opportunity??”

2. That’s really weird.

“Self diagnosed psychopaths.

I don’t know why anyone thinks that’s something to be proud of.

I think those people watch too many movies glorifying serial killers where they think being neurologically and psychologically abnormally inherently means they’re intellectually above average.”

3. Sounds like a real catch.

“My brother in law.

The way he tries to flirt with anything with a pair of boobs and is 2 decades younger than he is.- mostly female servers at restaurants. He treats male servers like shit. He tries to touch their hair or their shoulders without permission and makes the lamest jokes that no one ever laughs at except for him.

The man hasn’t shaved in years and from the smell of it probably doesn’t bathe as often as he should either. He smells like dog and burritos. I married his twin brother.

I feel like I married the name brand version and his brother is the dollar store version.”

4. Not a great time…

“When I remember my high school interactions in general.

High school was true painful cringe. I told a French exchange student that I loved him in French and he just walked away. I die every time I think about it.”

5. Sorry about that…

“The time I was talking too loud at a wedding when I wasn’t supposed to and everyone at the wedding turned around to see what asshole wouldn’t shut up.”

6. Looking for sympathy.

“People who post vague status updates on social media, such as “The most horrible thing just happened to me”, without providing any context.

It’s a cheap way for people to fish for attention, and it creates unnecessary worry for the people who care about them.”

7. No one likes this.

“Recordings of my own voice.

Why does every other voice on the planet sound like Morgan fuckin’ Freeman and mine sounds like Gilbert Gottfried on helium?”

8. Well, actually…

“When people get that mentality of “I am one bad bitch” because they are really just one annoying bitch.”

9. Not very sexy.

“Those videos of guys trying really hard to be sexy biting their lips and looking down and brushing their hair back.

They make me cringe so hard.”

10. The sound of crickets.

“When people make a joke but nobody laughs and it’s just quiet…”

11. Not quite the same.

“My face when i see it on video.

I consider myself a good looking gal, but when i see my face on videos i look absolutely different from what i look in mirrors and pictures whether selfies or that others take.

Looking like a damn squirrel fish.”

12. It’s all about me!

“When people film themselves doing something really “generous” and “heartfelt” for someone in dire need (e.g. a homeless person).

Give them the money or the food or whatever, and get on with your life. I CRINGE at how that person must feel to have a camera or phone shoved in their face while they’re accepting someone’s shallow charity.

I’m glad the person in need benefits but I can’t bear to watch them.”

13. Karaoke fail.

“I was invited to karaoke by a friend of a friend. Not my scene, but the drinks were cheap so I went. He kept insulting most of the singers. They weren’t great, but not terrible. He just kept insisting he was a great singer and just wait until it was his turn because he was going to school everyone.

I’m sure you can guess by now that he was, by far, the worst singer there. I can’t understand HOW he didn’t know. I almost thought he was joking, but nope. He was super smug. And since I didn’t really know him that well, I wasn’t going to be the one to call him out. I haven’t seen karaoke since.

It’s just too uncomfortable.”

14. Bad birthdays.

“Any story about someone having a birthday party and no one shows up.
It happened to my little brother when we were kids and I’ve been scarred from it since.

People dying/abuse/grief/loss/horror etc does not illicit the same emotional upset I get when I hear those kind of birthday stories.”

15. Very cringeworthy.

“People who consider themselves a professional actress/actor when they are tik tok famous.”

16. A lot of this out there.

“That whole he’s my King, she’s my Queen thing.

Seems really fake and weird.”

17. So ridiculous.

“Parents posting fake quotes of their kids saying super woke things that a kid would never realistically say at that age.”

Yikes. I just got some serious EFO (Embarrassment For Others).

What are the things that make you cringe?

Let us know in the comments, please!

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Ex-Inmates Talk About the Dumbest Things They’ve Seen Prisoners Do on Their First Day in Jail

One of my biggest fears in life is going to prison.

I know it’s irrational because I’m not a criminal, but I think it would truly be one of the most terrifying experiences a person could go through…and you really never know because life has a tendency to change in an instant.

There is definitely a code of conduct behind bars and there are certain things you definitely don’t do.

AskReddit users shared their thoughts.

1. Don’t do that!

“My first time in I went to take a shower for the first time. I got undressed and was about to step in when like 6 people all started yelling at me “put some fucking shoes on dumbass white boy”.

After that I bought some shower shoes.”

2. From a veteran…

“I did 14 years in federal prison for wire fraud. I got out last February. I’m 36. Some things I can say are these:

-While your sexuality may not be an issue outside of prison, inside prison, male inmates who are openly gay are generally disrespected.

-Gambling and drugs create debts that are at some point unable to be paid and can result in serious issues for yourself.

-Most prisons operate a social hierarchy based on gang affiliations or hometowns, although there can be large separations based on race. However, rapists and child molesters will basically be free game for anyone who wants to take their shit or torment them.

-You might have been a badass outside of prison, but generally you can’t fight several people at once, which is what would happen if you talk about how much of a badass you are. Keep your shit to yourself and don’t talk crazy to people, which is seen as disrespect. Respect/disrespect has a different meaning in prison, and you’ll figure it out.

-Best to just keep to yourself unless as much as possible unless you want to embrace prison life and become institutionalized. PRISON IS NOT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS.”

3. A terrible mistake.

“Goofy looking kid, curly hair, thick glasses. He comes in and for some reason he befriends me. He starts telling me what he did (sexual assault if a minor). I told him not to be telling nobody that shit because it’ll get you in trouble.

The rest of that day and the next (I bailed out by then) I could hear him from across the hall telling other people. Not surprised if he’s been kicked around a few times.”

4. Don’t get in debt.

“Kid gets booked in, hits the unit and starts borrowing food and other commissary items. Before he knew it he was $200 in the hole. Problem is, in jail and prison, most people who are willing to loan items out expect 2 or 3 of the same item back.. ya know, interest.

Very easy way to get yourself indebted is by borrowing any food or other items.

Never get in debt while incarcerated.”

5. Just keep quiet.

“Not prison, but jail. I was geting put in irons with a tiny little shit next to me going to a court date. He looks at me and says loud as fuck “what did you do?”

I looked at him and said “Were going to our arraignments are you fucking stupid?” It’s sad when the COs, and Deps laugh out loud.”

6. Not very bright.

“Tell literally everyone how he was going to escape, and showed off all the tools he was using.”

7. Avoid at all costs.

“There was an old myth that if you challenged the meanest guy in your block to a fight everyone else would leave you alone. It’s true, no one will torment you…if you are dead. Kid tried it and got dropped off the fifth tier.

First day in Gen pop, last day in gen pop. Most guys just want to do their time alone. Most rape and violence in prison is about debt or tax. If you play it straight 98% of guys will just leave you alone. Fucking someone up on the yard makes your time worse, not better. Loss of privilege, of time in solitary, most people don’t want that. Most of the straight up psychopaths are in 23/1 lock down anyway.

You get in debt or shoot your mouth off and you will get settled or taxed, both are to be avoided.”

8. Don’t mess with the TV.

“A new guy was in his 50s and had developed addiction problems later in life. He somehow thought that his age afforded him control of the remote for the only tv on the range.

The 10 inmates that rushed his cell, kicked the living shit out of him and threw him down the stairs felt otherwise.”

9. Right in the face.

“Where I was in prison they utilized 40mm Soft Round launchers to respond to group disturbances. Let me tell you, they weren’t soft. Kid comes in thinking he’s still hardcore from juvenile hall because guards there didn’t do anything when people fought.

Decided to up and join a gang that he knew nothing about on his first day, thought he was tough and started to diss the gang they had high tensions with at the time, and started a group disturbance.

COs respond, tell him to get down, he refuses and curses at them, BOOM 40mm to his face. (Was an accidental shot to the face according to the CO) face was distorted as hell after. Fractured skull. On his first day…”

10. Just some of the rules.

“Meh it really depends on the block you’re in by how much you can get away with. But one time we had someone who got kicked out of another dorm for snitching on someone get placed in our dorm and immediately got his ass beat.

And also fake claiming you’re in a gang is a very quick way to get jumped. And also don’t owe people money.”

11. Get in the shower.

“Not shower. for weeks.

He got his clothes ripped up and he was thrown half naked into the showers.

They also tuned him up pretty good.”

12. Smart move.

“Got busted for smoking weed with two buddies.

When put in the holding cell one of them wanted mark the event by carving his name in the paint on the cell door.

When we got put in a cell later they came back and took him to solitary for a week.”

13. Creeper.

“Admit that he was in for sexual assault and being a pedo.

And then it was about 8pm and we found out he was a chronic masturbater and he would not stop jacking off in his bunk.

He was 22. And it was jail, not prison, so at that moment, we had mayyyybe 12-15 people in our cell.

Some guy woke up from a nap and thought he was having a seizure, so he went to go check on him.

What a god damn shock they both had…”

14. What an idiot.

“When the skinny little “street thug” white kid walked across the yard and threw a “my n***a” at a bench full of full blown Crips.

Didn’t see him much after that shit storm.”

Let’s all just learn about prison from afar, okay?

How about you? Have you ever done any time or know people who have?

Tell us about those experiences in the comments.

We’d love to learn more about it!

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People Discuss Movie Clichés That You Don’t See in Real Life

Hollywood is not very realistic, is it?

There are certain things that you see over and over in movies that you just don’t ever see in the real world.

You know what I’m talking about, right?

AskReddit users spoke up about what movie clichés they never see in real life.

1. Probably not accurate.

“I seriously doubt that black market arms dealers and terrorists conduct 90% of their business in the middle of a club full of strangers with techno music blaring.”

2. KO’d.

“Being knocked out long enough for someone to drive you to another location.

You would have some serious brain damage if you were knocked out for that long.”

3. You see this all the time.

“Person A: How do I know that I can trust you?

Person B: You don’t.

Person A immediately proceeds to trust person B.”

4. No time for explanations.

“No one ever wants to give their partner the benefit of the doubt.

So many characters get caught doing something seemingly suspicious that could be explained/justified by giving context.

But, of course, no one wants to take the ten seconds to hear it.”

5. Not realistic.

“Fighting lots of people in a short time frame in general. Even if you don’t take any punches, fighting is very physically demanding.

Unless you train and fight at a professional level, you’d be gassed well before the end of the house fight sequence from the first John Wick movie.”

6. They’ll figure it out.

“Asking someone out on a date, saying “pick you up at 8”.

Then just leaving, no question on where the fuck they live or where they’ll pick them up from.”

7. Rock star parking.

“No matter what crowded city or time of day it is, there will ALWAYS be an open parking spot right exactly in front of wherever they’re driving to.”

8. What’s the plan?

“When two characters get out of a car and one says “so what are we doing here?”, “where are we?” Or “what’s the plan?”

As if they didn’t just have the entire car ride to discus this. I’ve never had a friend say “I’ll explain later!”

And then sit silently in traffic until we get there and then “okay so here the deal…” “

9. Maybe it happens sometimes?

“The “meet cute”.

Where two folks bump into each other at the grocery store and end up chatting, then dating, then breaking up over a misunderstanding, then getting back together.”

10. Hahahaha. A classic.

“Police detectives go to question suspect’s friend for info.

Friend is in the middle of an activity like lifting weights or making something with tools.

The friend not only doesn’t stop what they’re doing but they seem almost put off and uninterested as to why the police are asking them questions.”

11. A bad idea…

“Bit of a curveball but my girlfriend always points out how if someone leaves a voicemail where they say how much they love their girlfriend/wife/husband etc, then they’re basically dying in the next scene.

I am now terrified of leaving her voicemails.”

12. I love this one!

“Having a table full of breakfast in the morning and taking only a strip of bacon in a rush to school/work.”

13. There’s more than one kind?

“Walking up to a bar and just asking for “a beer”.

What brand of beer? A bottle or from the tap?

No just “a beer”.”

14. Perfect timing!

“Turning the TV on to the correct channel at exactly the right moment to catch a relevant, potentially life-changing news broadcast from the very beginning.”

15. Now she’s smoking!

“The “nerdy” girl letting her hair down and suddenly becoming hot.”

Those are pretty hilarious!

Okay, now it’s your turn!

What movie clichés do you think you never see in real life?

Talk to us in the comments!

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Amusing Memes That Should Give You a Chuckle

Laughing is good for our health.

That’s why it’s crucial for all of us to take time out of our daily routines to look at funny content so we can laugh.

And these silly memes should do the trick!

Enjoy!

1. Here we go again.

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2. Let’s play the meme game.

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3. A little thin-skinned.

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4. Thank you very much!

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5. Act like you’re on a call.

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6. We need to leave immediately.

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7. That’s the worst feeling in the entire world.

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8. Don’t deny it.

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9. Gonna be a rough one.

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10. I told you what I was doing!

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11. Not quite the same, is it?

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12. Adulting is no fun.

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13. Boom! Ultimate revenge.

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Let’s keep the laughter moving along here!

In the comments, share a funny post that will make us and other readers LOL!

Let’s see what you come up with!

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A ‘Tiger King’ Followup Is In The Works

If there’s one thing that seems to unite the country (and maybe the world) right now, it’s that we’re all very concerned that Tiger King subject (and hypocritical animal activist) Carole Baskin probably had something to do with the disappearance of her second husband, Don Lewis.

The star of the documentary series, Joe Exotic, insinuated that Carole might have murdered him and fed him to her tigers, and since he’s disappeared without a trace and, you know, she owns tigers, it seems as if maybe the police should have done a bit more digging.

If you have some of these feelings, well, look out – there’s a deep dive into the case in the works.

While Netflix is also working on new episodes of the show, this one in particular is an unofficial limited series offered by Investigation Discovery. It’s titled Investigating the Strange World of Joe Exotic, and will follow Netflix’s iconic docuseries down the Carole Baskin rabbit hole.

This is what ID has said in a statement,

“Love her or hate her, Carole is now in the center ring of the big cat circus. Is she a selfless crusader and protector of animals, who found unimaginable strength despite the mysterious disappearance of her husband? Or are we witnessing Carole Baskin’s master plan finally take effect?

Despite her claims of innocence, did she orchestrate the disappearance of Don Lewis to seize control of his fortune, consolidate power and  lay waste to her foes?

No one seems to be talking – except for one man – and that man is the center of ID’s upcoming investigative series.”

So, Investigation Discovery is basically echoing the thoughts of a world hungry for more details, more dirt, more drama, and more Tiger King.

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The network promises the show will feature…

“the investigation you didn’t get to see, revealing secrets only Joe knows, the exclusive footage that has never been shown and the search to answer the one question every person in America is asking themselves right now: although she’s denied it, is Carole Baskin responsible for the disappearance of her husband, Don Lewis?”

If you, like me, enjoy watching what my partner has dubbed “murder shows,” then you’re probably feeling good about ID being the one to take on this deep-dive investigation – and their statement makes it clear that they believe it, too.

“ID is the perfect place to find the inevitable sequel to this drama – featuring a missing husband, a hit man, and the illegal business of exotic animals.”

Put on your boxing gloves, Netflix – ID is here to duke it out for all of the Joe Exotic viewers in the house (and there are so, so many of them).

It is worth pointing out that the focus on Carole’s possible crimes and misdemeanors can feel a bit sexist – the men on the program, particularly Doc Antle, are guilty of so many crimes against people and animals that they should have their own cages, no bigger than the ones they provided their exotic animals.

That said, disappearances and possible murders definitely deserve to be investigated, so take your time in the hot seat, Carole.

There’s no word on a release date but believe me, you won’t be able to miss it.

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