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People Confess Their Reason Staying With Their Partner

People are very complicated, and so are the reasons they fall in love…and the reasons they fall apart. As we age, most of us learn the hard way that trying to maintain a relationship with someone who doesn’t put your feelings, needs, or safety first isn’t worth the time.

But we learn those lessons because once upon a time we, too, waited way too long to leave.

These 10 people are ready to confess the reasons they stay in relationships they know in their heart aren’t good at all.

10. Believe me, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

9. I wonder if they feel bad for themselves or the other party.

8. Then take some time alone to fix yourself.

7. I suspect that’s exactly the way she wants it.

6. That all sounds supremely unhealthy.

5. What about your own heart, though?

4. I’m sorry to say that probably won’t work forever.

3. Practice makes perfect.

2. Those are just scr*ps.

1. You have to get out.

I hope all of these people find their 10 seconds of courage – and the door – sooner rather than later!

Have you been scared to leave a relationship? What made you finally do it – or have you?

Share with us in the comments if you’re comfortable!

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Wives Who Know What It Takes to Keep Their Husbands Happy

There might not be one single secret to a happy marriage that works for everyone, but there are tried-and-true ways to keep a man happy. One of them, it would seem, is humor.

And if you think I’m wrong, take a look at these 15 wives – they’ve definitely got some pretty good ideas.

15. Why couldn’t he just open the fridge?!

Men are so difficult.

My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol from funny

14. It’s important to celebrate the little things.

Or the big things, as it would happen.

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find! from funny

13. Someone at Pixar has a sense of humor.

Because otherwise why do Buzz’s hands do that?!

My wife asked me to grab something in the bedroom, this was waiting for me… I chose the right woman from funny

12. That’s definitely a way to get his attention.

Don’t mess with dads and their smoke alarms.

11. Okay now I need to know how to do this.

It’s pretty funny.

It appears my wife personalized our keurig. from funny

10. You gotta keep the excitement alive.

That’s one way to do it.

I asked the kind lady at the pet shop for a shed tarantula skin, to put amongst the bananas to scare my husband! from funny

9. Romantic AND funny?

She’s a keeper, man!

Wife made me a pillow. from funny

8. That’s a hint, right?

I promise he didn’t get it.

7. Because that takes some effort.

She obviously really loves you. Ha!

My wife and I make banners for each other on birthdays. This was what I woke up to this morning. I love this woman. from funny

6. His face is less than amused.

He’s used to it, his expression says.

My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween. from funny

5. You gotta appreciate a good April Fool’s joke.

I’m sure Aaron did!

My sister’s April Fools’ prank on her husband. from funny

4. Oh man this woman is my hero.

I can only assume her husband has a sense of humor.

Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made a sexy dress from funny

3. Marry a girl who goes above and beyond.

Even if you regret it sometimes.

My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning. from funny

2. The end result is the same.

I am going to use this on my kids.

My wife made me a passive aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry from funny

1. Just in case you miss her.

And you’d better miss her, man.

So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning. from pics

I’m going to have to give some of these a try!

What’s your secret to keeping your husband happy? Let’s swap tips in the comments!

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Hilarious Wives Who’d Better Hope Their Husbands Find Them as Funny as We Do

If no one has ever said it’s a sense of humor that keeps relationships fresh and alive, they definitely should have. I personally believe that the couples who laugh, tease, and generally give each other sh*t have the very best chance of making it.

These 13 wives are holding up their end of the bargain, and I sure hope their husbands have the sense of humor to match!

Otherwise, there could be trouble.

13. Yes, now that we’re all on the same page.

Though honestly any husband who actually witnessed childbirth has to give us this one.

12. There is no way to make your man happier.

Well, fine, maybe a FEW ways, but not over text.

11. “Love you anyway.” Lol.

I’m guessing he knew what he was getting into when he married her.

10. I can almost smell the perfume.

Everyone needs something to snuggle.

9. I’m not sure any of this made him feel better.

But it IS candy so I’d say there’s a decent chance.

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8. I’m definitely going to need some brown Play-Doh.

Though with two toddlers and a puppy in the house, I’m not likely to get blamed.

7. You gotta go with what the Spaghetti-Os give you.

You don’t pick the letters. The letters pick you.

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6. That’s just the pick-me-up he needed I’m sure.

But also, where did she get those Post-Its?

5. I mean sometimes the jokes write themselves.

And you can’t NOT send them.

4. I’m not sure my husband would find this amusing.

Going to get me one of these anyway.

3. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Formal or informal, take the night off.

2. Anytime you can make your husband laugh is the right time.

And drawing penises is never not funny.

1. If you want to keep him on his toes…

This should definitely do the trick.

Seriously, I bow to them. I hope I am half this funny one day.

What’s the funniest thing you ever did to your spouse? Did they appreciate it? Tell us the story in the comments!

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Humorous and Accurate Tweets About “Adulting”

Rmember that scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler kind of loses it on the kid who says he can’t wait to grow up and go to high school?

Yeah, that’s kind of what being an adult feel like most of the time.

You miss being a kid and you miss when life was simpler and everything was a bit slower.

Adulting? Pssssshhhhhttttt.

It’s totally overrated.

Here are some funny tweets about what it means to be an adult…enjoy…if you can…

1. Over and over and over.

And then it’s ALL OVER.

2. I sure do love that one…

We have a special relationship.

3. Time is running out…

Live it up…while it lasts.

4. You got that right.

Lots and lots of water.

5. Can’t handle this anymore.

It’s too much pressure!

6. That’s a big kick in the gut.

Doesn’t go very far, does it?

7. I’m sorry, Mom…

For the chicken and everything else.

8. That’s called being responsible.

Growing up in front of our eyes.

9. Turn that thing off!

You think money grows on trees?

10. Wait, what year was I born…?

I think I’m between 38 and 52…

11. Home sweet home.

Nothing like it!

12. Adulting is VERY lame.

But, it’s the little things…

13. That easy chair is my life partner.

Don’t you dare sit there!

14. It’s so much fun!

Which game is your favorite???

Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get back to WORK because that’s what you do when you’re an adult. You WORK…and then you die.

But, before you go, please tell us how YOU feel about adulting.

Let us know in the comments!

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Hysterical Memes About People Who Really Don’t Like Their Corporate Jobs

Some people are really cut out for corporate jobs and some definitely are not.

The 9-5 grind can be a real grind, sitting in traffic both ways and having to deal with corporate culture in all its glory. The rules, the regulations…the bullshit.

Here are some hilarious memes that will definitely look familiar to those of you who work corporate gigs.

Let’s take a look!

1. It’s okay if you have to cry…

You still need to stack that paper, right?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. ALL THE TIME.

Here it comes again…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. Trying to be polite…

But you’re getting on my nerves…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

4. You gave it your best shot.

Don’t beat yourself up about it.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. And never come back!

Have you tried this one yet?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

6. I’m THIS close.

And getting closer every day.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

7. It’s a very precarious situation.

But you’ll get through it! We believe in you!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

8. Let’s just forget about today.

And forget it ever happened…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

9. YOU NEED THIS JOB.

Take some deep breaths.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

10. Oh Jesus, not again…

I don’t know if I can handle this today.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

11. THAT’S how I’m doing.

If you really must know…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. All fired up!

But it’s best to just keep those thoughts to yourself.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

Are those accurate, or what?

Okay, now we want to hear from all you who work 9-5, corporate jobs out there.

Tell us what you like most AND what you like least about your job in the comments.

Do it when the boss isn’t looking!

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Hilarious Tweets to Enjoy So You Can Kick Start Your Day the Right Way

It’s very important to get your day started the right way and we think we almost have it down to a formula.

Here it is: eat some breakfast, drink some coffee, argue with your family members, and then laugh at some funny tweets.

That’s it! That’s the whole shebang!

Then your day is kickstarted the right way and you’re ready to take on every single obstacle out there.

So are you ready to go!

Let’s do it!

1. You have to be precise.

Especially when it comes to this stuff.

2. Not feelin’ that at all.

How about you?

3. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

It really has a nice ring to it!

4. Apparently, a big fan…

But maybe taking it a little bit too far…

5. For a very special person.

They’re gonna love it!

6. It’s as easy as that.

In case you need some pointers.

7. It definitely does.

This tweet really speaks to me.

8. You shouldn’t have said that.

But, what’s done is done.

9. Using that Jedi mind trick.

Let us know if it works.

10. I like the one on the right.

But that’s just me.

11. That’s pretty much the whole movie.

Wrap it up, lady!

12. I am now a genius.

Wait until you get to three pages!

Okay, now I feel energized to take on the day and get A TON of things accomplished.

How about you chip in too and help us and your fellow readers out?

In the comments, share some funny content that you think everyone will enjoy.

We’re talking tweets, memes, photos, jokes, etc.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Funny Tweets to Give You a Chuckle This Morning

It’s time once again to give our readers a comprehensive round-up of absolutely hilarious tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.

Why is this important?

Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!

1. Wait, that’s not true?

They had me fooled…

2. Deeeeeep thoughts.

Let it sink in…

3. Killing it!

Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?

4. Kind of like quicksand?

I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.

5. I don’t have time for that!

Just give it a few more years.

6. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.

It’s the thought that counts.

7. Hahaha. Yes!

Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.

8. You need to know this.

Do you think he’ll finally speak up?

9. Didn’t see that coming.

Now what?

10. THEY’RE the problem, though.

I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.

11. I’m very concerned.

All of those letters are meant for YOU.

12. I do, too, my friend.

Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…

13. Whoops! Sorry about that.

Turns out it’s my fault…again…

I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.

Please and thank you!

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A Five-Year-Old Has Memories of Her Brother Who Died in Utero Before She Was Born

Kids really do say crazy things, but sometimes they also say weird crap that pretty much freaks out every adult close enough to hear it.

This story is creepy, but it could also be considered comforting, or even healing, depending on your own personal life experiences.

It’s clear that the girl’s mother, who tells this story on Reddit, isn’t quite sure how to feel.

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It starts with her relaying that she and her husband were considering trying for another baby, and that they asked their five-year-old daughter what she thought of the idea.

She said “I would be happy because your other baby will come back.”

Yeah, I know.

"I picked you because you were sad…" from CreepyKids

The girl went on to elaborate about how she picked this woman to be her mother because she was sad that her other baby got sick and died, and that maybe he would come back again and they could have a boy baby.

The mom wasn’t sure what to make of it, but like many women who have experienced miscarriages, she liked the idea that her lost baby might be able to “pick” her again.

The comments, too, were full of emotion.

A few people, like this reader, shared a similar experience (which is even more freaky!).

Image Credit: Reddit

And yeah, we’ve seen posts before in which children claim to have “picked” their parents before being born, which just kind of twists your mind into knots, no?

Image Credit: Reddit

The OP (original poster) clarified that her daughter is seems to be sensitive to “spiritual stuff” in other ways, too.”

Image Credit: Reddit

Many people, like this commenter, also found that intriguing.

Image Credit: Reddit

Long story short, it seems that, as ever, there is much we don’t know about human bodies, human brains, and human souls – so maybe listen a little bit closer the next time your little starts babbling about something that might not seem to make sense.

Has anything like this ever happened to you? We want to hear more stories like this if you have them!

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12 Wordsmiths Who Lit People up With Fierce Comebacks

It’s not often you get to witness somebody say something so stupid online and then see one of the wittiest comebacks ever… but here we are.

These 12 expert wordsmiths out there saw their moment and took their shot.

So here are 12 of the best comebacks of all time. Enjoy!

1. This gives new meaning to “I researched it.”

Just wow. We are in awe.

For people that ‘research’ stuff on youtube from MurderedByWords

2. You just can’t win.

Seriously, chill out.

Ain’t no right way from MurderedByWords

3. She got schooled.

Pun intended.

Taken to school. from MurderedByWords

4. Aunt Peggy for the win.

We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.

Pour one out for Aunt Peggy from trashy

5. Like looking in a mirror.

Oh boy, that’s embarrassing.

Ironic that this happened on this sub from MurderedByWords

6. She’s not just about fast food, ladies and gentlemen.

Who uses that as an insult anyway?

Wendy’s is at it again from MurderedByWords

7. Shot down.

Nope, not gonna happen dude.

Ummm yeah that’s a big yikes from Cringetopia

8. Don’t mess with the people who have the police records.

This is just an A+ comeback. Wow.

Guy isn’t exactly wrong about the city, but the city wasn’t havin’ it from MurderedByWords

9. Please, just sit down now.

This is just too, too good.

Now sit your ass down, Stefan. from MurderedByWords

10. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Parents with the last word!

Holy hell! Call the morgue from MurderedByWords

11. Funny how that works.

And that’s what we call a perfect shut-down, everybody.

Murdered nice mask wearing from MurderedByWords

12. True perfection.

There has never been a more perfect burn, ever.

Imagine that from MurderedByWords

What’s your favorite burn of all time? Or are there comebacks you wish you’d thought of during the middle of an argument? We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Reasons Why Kids Didn’t Want Their Food

Children. You can’t live with them and you CERTAINLY can’t live without them. It’s the law!

Well, until they’re like 18 or something. And even then they might stick around.

So… can we be honest. Kids are more spoiled today than they’ve ever been, and these Instagram posts prove it. Because there’s NO way my kid (who doesn’t exist) would ever be able to act like this.

But hey, let’s judge these parents! That’s fun!

1. Like, seriously, just untwist them.

It’s not even that hard.

2. OK, we can see how this would be confusing.

Totally makes sense.

3. Eggs must be uniform.

From now on. Get to work chickens!

4. She’s got a point.

I mean, just look at that devious smirk.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3Zy—v0Ed/

5. Million-dollar idea right here.

Spicy grapes!

6. Look, Ma, it just tastes better this way OK?

I’m not surprised you don’t understand.

7. You’re an animal!

Who puts lotion on carrots?!

8. We can see the resemblance.

It’s uncanny now that you mention it.

9. This makes perfect sense.

I wouldn’t want to eat kitty cats, either, Mom.

10. Get this kid some LSAT prep books, baby!

We’ve got some serious logic going on here.

11. Hmm. Who’s gonna tell her?

Not me!

12. This kid might be onto something.

Christmas, upgraded!

13. Circles = far superior to squares.

Everyone knows that, Dad.

Okay, I actually feel a little bit bad about judging those parents. Because how you can deal with these small little people who are so unreasonably dumb?

People say kids are just highly creative? No, they’re not. They’re ignorant and quite stupid.

Get a job, kids! And buy your own food!

What do you think? Should kids have to get jobs when they’re 5 and buy their own food? Let us know in the comments!

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