Here Are Some Very Important Questions About Gay Klingons That Demand Answers

There are two types of people out there; those who love Star Trek and those who are wrong. Gene Roddenberry’s Star Trek (at least the first few incarnations of it), were an optimistic view of the future; a vision of what humankind could accomplish when we left greed and misery behind and embraced science, cooperation, exploration, diplomacy, and tolerance.

Oh, and there’s some weird alien s^x stuff in there too.

If you clicked this link, you’re probably already aware of what a Klingon is, but just in case; Klingons are a fictional race that exist in the Star Trek universe whose entire ethos is based around a warrior mentality. They are hulking, brutal, fierce beings with a pretty fleshed out backstory at this point. The Klingon language, for instance, (a constructed language, like Tolkien’s Elvish), has thousands of words and many fluent speakers. The canon also has a few things to say about how they do the nasty.

As Tumblr user demongoth put it:

According to memory-alpha, a sort of Star Trek wikipedia:

“It was not uncommon to break multiple bones during Klingon amorous play. In fact, fracturing a clavicle on the wedding night was even considered a blessing on the marriage.”

Pretty crazy stuff. But how does this poetry/roaring courtship work in non-hetero relationships?

Do two male Klingons just read poetry at each other? Do two women just fight?

Artwork Credit: ijur on Deviant Art

User ernmark is here to ask the real questions:

I’m not sure if this is the stuff of a fascinating exploration of s^x and gender roles or fodder for a mad-cap Klingon romcom but either way I’m on board.

New Trek properties in the form of movies and TV are getting released all the time, so maybe somebody should tackle this. The closest thing that already exists is The Orville – which is basically Seth MacFarland doing off-brand Star Trek for fun. That series features a clearly Klingon-inspired race called the Moclans. But the twist? They’re an all-male race. All the relationships are gay.

Maybe you’ve been ahead the curve this whole time, MacFarland.

Would you watch a show about this?

Tell us in the comments.

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A Wildlife Worker Explained Why You Should Never Disturb a Fawn

It’s easy to get sucked in by a sad-looking photo on the internet – even if, or maybe especially if – you don’t have any confirmed context for them. But remember, there’s likely something going on that you don’t know. Consulting with a person or a resource with knowledge on a subject that you lack is the best way to go if you feel the need to react to something you’ve stumbled upon.

And now comes this example from the world of Tumblr. It starts with this seemingly heartbreaking photo of a baby deer lying down next to a F*ke one.

So what’s going on?

Our immediate reaction is to have Bambi flashbacks and panic for the adorable little baby.

And apparently, that’s what people in the real world do all the time, to the detriment of the deer themselves.

Fawns need to stay hidden

This wildlife expert delves into why you will often see a fawn by themselves in the forest.

Mama IS watching

Be careful before you disturb nature.

A wildlife “rescue” isn’t always a rescue.

Some disturbing info here on what comes of good intentions.

Call first

It’s important to consult on these things before you act.

Happy endings!

Fear not, it’s not as bad as it looks.

That’s a rare double whammy of good and bad feels to get hit with. A powerful reminder that nature doesn’t always play by the rules we set, and we should be mindful of that.

What’s something you wish more people knew about?

Share your knowledge in the comments.

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A Guy Wasted a Phone Scammer’s Time With a Hilarious Adventure

Everyone gets scam messages sometimes. Spam calls about free vacations we’ve apparently won, emails demanding our passwords, robo-dialers claiming there’s a warrant out for our unpaid taxes, Disney assuring us the next Star Wars movie will be good, the world of scams is all around us. But most of us don’t bother interacting with it; we see the fraud and we hang up or delete or just keep walking as we roll our eyes.

Some folks like to have a little more fun though, like user jicamarcababy on Imgur, who uploaded this epic thread of screenshots to the platform documenting his wild ride with a would-be scammer over text message.

In the description of the post, the user (presumably named Jacob), gives a little background. Apparently, the company that he works for was getting emails from someone impersonating the CEO. The impostor requests employee phone numbers so that he can ask people for “a favor.” The favor turns out to be buying a bunch of gift cards, a common goal for scammers as they’re an easy way to preserve anonymity and ensure the money never gets returned to the victim.

Jacob, immediately smelling an opportunity to waste a con man’s time, created a burner phone number, sent it to the scammer, then waited for the fun to begin. What happened over the next few hours is as hilarious as it is unexpected. It kicks off when the “CEO,” sends a test message to check if the number works, claiming he’s in a conference.

Chapter 1: Conference

Chapter 2: When You’re Here, You’re Family

Chapter 3: “It Okay Jacob”

Chapter 4: Career Advancement

Chapter 5: Jenny

Chapter 6: Farming Simulator

Chapter 7: The Client

Chapter 8: Your Love For Goats

Chapter 9: You An Idiot

Chapter 10: The Tomato Soup Incident

Chapter 11: KFC

Chapter 12: Car Trouble

Chapter 13: The Affair

Chapter 14: Danger

Chapter 15: Get Out of There

Chapter 16: In Hiding

Chapter 17: On the Run

Chapter 18: She Has My Gun

Chapter 19: I’m the Boss

Chapter 20: Drugs

Chapter 21: The Dingle Brothers

Chapter 22: Not Again

Chapter 23: Pocket Fries

Chapter 24: I Won This Time

Chapter 25: Take a Hint

According to his post, Jacob’s plan was to continue messing with the guy until he eventually figured it out and stopped trying. Trouble is, whoever was on the other end just never seemed to give up, forcing a bored Jacob to literally write “No go away scammer” on a card and then just copy/paste the script from Bee Movie. What an absolute legend.

Have you ever dealt with a scammer? How did it go?

Tell us the tale in the comments.

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Great Tweets to Read Right Now Instead of the News

Are you tired of reading about current events? So am I. I prefer my media filtered through hilarious Twitter perspectives, thank you very much.

No matter how weird things get, Twitter is always there with a combination of social observations and hilariously poignant peeks into the lives of strangers that just keep you scrolling through for more.

Here is a selection of some of the finest new tweets of the era. Enjoy.

15. Best served cold

I don’t know if he’s a doctor, but I trust him.

14. Marshall law

What even is that place?

13. Let’s get this bread

This is one of those “previously unsaid sentences in human history.”

12. Chatterbox

You sound like a good sister.

11. I can dig it

I wish someone would look at me the way all dads look at mulch.

10. Bear with me

The real story is that Goldilocks broke into a broken home.

9. Put it on my tab

“He’s supporting the family, Karen.”

8. Now kiss

I both love and desperately want to unsee this.

7. A sinking feeling

Nothing a little Skynyrd can’t fix.

6. Eyes on you

Ooo girl, show me that forehead.

5. Consume

I would pay a lot of money to have this ability.

4. Aging

I want to dance all night, or for maybe 3 minutes.

3. A grander scale

It recognized the gravity of the situation.

2. Homeschool hustle

Whoever said “learning is fun” is a liar.

1. Parameters

This sounds like an error message on a horribly damaged computer.

That last one has had me chuckling for days now. I especially love the tiny “state yur bizznes” at the bottom. These kids are serious, and I respect them.

Who are the best people to follow on Twitter right now?

Let us know in the comments.

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Random Funny Tweets to Improve Your Day

Listen up. When John Solomon Twitter first discovered tweets, he couldn’t possibly have imagined what the site would become. Mostly because that’s not a real person and I don’t know much about the founding of Twitter so I made up a story just now. BUT – however it came about, it’s a pretty incredible place to scroll for lols these days.

Enjoy these 13 random samplings of some of the funniest tweets on the whole entire internet webzone.

13. Sweet like honey

They’re the same picture.

12. A watched pot

Time works differently while cooking.

https://twitter.com/90smujeriego/status/1261726810741575686

11. Buck up

And generations were forever scarred.

10. Snail fail

This is why those things can’t be trusted. They’re basically slugs with body armor.

9. Party on

“Are millennials killing the gender reveal party industry that they created?”

8. Who said that?

Just gotta talk this through.

7. Automotive autonomy

And the 2nd rule of Fight Cl-I mean, family gatherings…

6. He doth protest too much

This is why we can’t have nice things.

5. Stare-master

Not what I meant, better than I asked for.

4. Little gulp

Perfect for my puppuccino.

3. A clean slate

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

https://twitter.com/ForsiMarinov/status/1260957161091403776

2. I’m cancelled

Let’s be realistic…

1. Calendar calamity

We need to just start all over with measuring the passage of time.

Remember to reward the folks who make you laugh on Twitter with your likes and your follows. It means a lot to them. And for just the price of a single cup of coffee a day, you can sip a cup of coffee while you read their funny tweets!

Who’s your favorite person to follow right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes We Had to Share Because Those are the Rules

Memes. Ya gotta love them. By law. You have to. It is required of you. To be a good citizen of the internet, one must browse, collect, and appreciate memes on an ongoing basis. Lucky for you, we’re here to help you fulfill that duty with a daily dose of dumb from the finest corners of the internet.

So, do your part. Scroll through these 12 memes and leave fitter, happier, and more productive.

12. There’s a party in my pants

And only this cat is invited.

11. No happenings = more nappenings

They’ve had this figured out for a long time.

10. Shock and aww

I would react the same way when I saw teachers in the grocery store.

9. The biggest hero

Hey yeah, what happened to this movie?

8. Hand in hand

That’s what I call a love glove.

7. Rookie numbers

Don’t try this at home.

6. Sweet as syrup

I too need a long nap after eating IHOP.

5. Pitch black

Use the force…ful jamming of your shin into the bed to figure out where it is.

4. Targeted ads

“I see you bought a lamp. Would you like to keep buying lamps forever now?”

3. The nose knows

Has science gone too far?

2. Number one at the box office

Critics are calling it “A movie that’s sure to have your family yelling at each other.”

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1. Asleep on the job

I demand to speak to my manager.

https://thesinisstronginthisone.tumblr.com/post/186818259312/me-okay-we-got-stuff-to-do-today-lets-go-my

Congratulations, internet denizen! You’ve successfully taken in a healthy dose of memes. Be sure to come back soon for more!

Which one is your favorite?

Tell us in the comments section.

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Funny Posts That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered

I want you to listen and listen closely.

I’m a doctor and I’m about to prescribe something very important to you.

It’s laughter…non-stop laughter to be specific.

And you’re going to get it in the form of really funny social media posts.

I should probably clarify that I’m not an actual doctor YET, but I’m very close to completing my formal education in fantastic tweets…I’m really close.

Are you ready? Let’s get started!

1. Let’s cut to the chase.

That’s why!

2. Oh, no doubt about it.

Do you remember it, ladies?

3. You are on your own journey now.

Good luck to you!

4. They’re very confused, that’s for sure.

And they’re feeling neglected.

5. Here we go again.

Let’s not even travel down that path.

6. A new sensation.

What is this weird feeling?!?!

7. Not that much different, is it?

Does this sound like your life?

8. Okay, time to figure this out.

Which one is it, again?

9. What a strange year.

And it’s only getting stranger…

10. Someone needs to set this up.

Some real talk right here!

11. Is that too much to ask?

Let me live my life, dammit!

12. What’s the point?

Can anyone out there explain this?

13. That’s a lofty goal.

We hope you can achieve it!

I told you I was a doctor! Aren’t you glad you listened to me?

Okay, let’s keep the laughs coming for days!

In the comments, please share a funny post with us that you think will make us LOL.

Let’s see what you got!

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People Who Did Hilariously Stupid Stuff While They Were Drunk

Drunk people are well-known for being hilarious, most of the time because they have no inhibitions and will do and say cr*p that no one sober would dare. As long as your friends are being safe(ish) and not making themselves sick or putting others at risk, you can get some pretty funny stories (and dirt) by being the one who stays sober.

Like these 14 people, who managed to capture some priceless inebriated moments, courtesy of their friends.

14. When those little surprises show up at your door.

Watch the mail 3-5 days after getting wasted at home.

I need to stop shopping online when drunk. from funny

13. When you know, you know.

I guess there really is someone for everyone.

12. At least the boss was cool with it.

At least it was on a holiday I guess.

https://twitter.com/j_duoo/status/933862539967971328

11. I need to know how long this went on before someone stopped him.

Surely he was there with friends?!

This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco from funny

10. She’s trying to what, exactly?

Maybe it was a hint about wanting pearl earrings?

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9. I fail to see the issue.

Cheese is always an appropriate snack, however you eat it.

Apparently my husband was drunk eating last night. from funny

8. How does one even go about messaging an airport?

Also, I’m sure the airport is glad to know someone cares.

7. Wow, that is really special.

And he called himself out. Props.

6. I don’t know why this is a thing that exists.

I kind of want it, though.

Drunk amazon shopping led to a nice surprise from drunk

5. 1% Frosted Flakes.

No word on what percentage of weed, though.

Best friend and a drunk me text from drunk

4. Not sure he’s going to get another date.

Depends on her sense of humor, I suppose.

3. Bless his heart.

I bet he was so proud of himself, too.

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2. Probably the correct response.

Drunk you had your best interests at heart.

1. Omg you can’t even tell it’s a pizza.

I guess he forgot to set the timer.

My housemate got back drunk and put a pizza in the oven. Passed out while it was cooking from funny

I’m so happy that cell phone cameras weren’t really a thing when I was in college. Seriously.

What’s the funniest thing you ever caught a drunk friend doing?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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Things That 20 People Thank Their Friends for Introducing Them To

Friends want the best for each other, so when we find a good television show, read a great book, discover a product that makes our lives easier, or anything cool, really, we want to share!

Sometimes those things tend to be more niche than we realized, and our friends are kind of meh, but other times it’s true that we’ve found something amazing that everyone needs and loves!

These 20 people are sharing instances that were totally the latter, so chances are, you’re going to need and love it, too.

20. I hope you told her thank you.

Settlers of Catan!

My sister is notorious for buying people gifts they won’t like, just to try and impose her own interests on other people. This time it actually worked.

My husband and I have been playing a lot during the lockdown.

19. If you’re not afraid of heights…

Rock climbing.

It’s become my favorite form of exercise, not to mention how fun it is.

18. The most wholesome s*x toy story.

A friend of mine accidentally introduced me to the Hitachi Magic Wand when I was helping her move and it dropped out of one of the boxes. She was entirely nonplussed. I think she laughed and said, ‘My baby!’

I was somewhat of a prude at the time and was suitably scandalized at her being so open about having s^x toys — especially the kind that you had to actually plug in like a f*ckin’ kitchen appliance.

Yeah, that lasted all of thirty seconds after I bought one for myself on her later recommendation. Hoo boy.

17. Good friends are worth their weight in gold.

He introduced me to his closest friends – all really great people.

Now we all have good times together and share so many things of mutual interest. It’s really opened up my world in a way I hadn’t previously thought possible.

16. Anyone who gets you into play a musical instrument is a good friend.

The best thing I got out of my business & economics degree was when my friend gave me a John Mayer CD (back in 2002).

Literally THE reason I started playing guitar.

Now it’s my career!

15. This is definitely a perk of having interesting friends.

New music.

Its always hard for me to figure out what i like and they helped give me so much from the experiences i got out of it.

14. Awwww so sweet, right?

My wife.

37 years ago.

13. Someone always has to urge you to try sushi, but sooo good.

I feel like everything I like was introduced.

I’m sh^t at discovering things on my own.

But I’ll say sushi.

12. When they make you a better person.

I started living with my best friend cause we went to same city for college. She introduced my stubborn mind to accepting things I don’t necessarily agree with.

She teached me silently how to be a better listener, how to judge less. She taught me to enjoy silence and how meaningful silence can be- only two people who are completely comfortable with each other can stand in silence and not be annoyed or uncomfortable. In return I taught her to stood up for what she believes, to be a better speaker. I showed her how fun the noise can be. I introduced her to my friends, cause she had just one beside me. A good friendship between two people who are complete opposites in everything they are and do, can change both of your lives for better.

11. I’m still waiting for someone to introduce me to this.

D&D. I would have never played otherwise and it’s so much fun!

10. It could go either way, depending on the day.

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On second thought, I’m not so sure I’m happy about it.

9. It’s the best when you finally give in and feel all sheepish.

Although I’d been a life long Stephen King fan, I had always avoided the Dark Tower series.

A friend kept pushing me on them, insisting I would love them. Stephen King cowboys? No thanks. Finally he bought me the first four in a paperback gift set. Series is now one of my favorite reads of all time. I can’t thank him enough for insisting. Ka at work.

8. A good game is the gift that keeps on giving.

stardew valley.

it changed my perspective on a lot of things surprisingly, like turning children into doves. it can be productive

7. You’re never too old to have fun.

Minecraft.

I was mid twenties and they spent years trying to get me to play but I thought it was a kids game. I finally played one day and loved it so much that I spent the next four years way more into it than they ever were.

6. Too many people turn their noses up at this.

Board games!

Too bad after I’m married and got my son we never hang anymore.

I kinda miss spending a whole day playing boardgames with my friends.

5. Good sleep is essential to health.

Sleep.

Seriously. I stayed up all night, had sh^tty sleep hygiene and poor mental health. We lived together for 6 months and she helped me get on a sleep routine. Changed my life.

4. Everyone deserves to celebrate their birthday in style.

Nice birthday gifts.

Before I met them I’d never really gotten much birthday gifts( I’ve already always been the kinda person that always gets close people birthday gifts) but my friends bought me a teddy bear for my birthday and came to my home to hide it in my cupboard after I left for school. Then later when they saw me at school all 4 of them gave me stuff like earrings / rings/ chokers and all that. Explosion boxes too—with my pictures, their writings, our pictures together.

Best friends I could ever ask for. I’m blessed.

3. That’s one small way to change a life.

The fact that you can cook your eggs in your noodles while you’re boiling them.

2. This is an eye-opening moment for everyone.

Buying better clothes.

I used to buy everything at Goodwill even though I saved up enough money to spend it. Nothing matched and it didn’t fit properly. Eventually my friend took me out, told me to take some pride in my looks, and bought me new clothes. Looking back, I looked like the definition of a poor virgin. Thanks Adam.

1. That’s a very good friend.

My friend introduced me to the definition of narcissistic personality disorder.

I was going through a lot with my family and constantly being gaslighted. She sent me articles all about it and I never felt more relieved to know I wasn’t insane and I was actually being severley manipulated.

Wow, I wish some of these people were my friends!

Are you going to try some of these? Which ones? Tell us in the comments!

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Looking for a Laugh? We Found These Hilarious Memes for You.

If you’re having one of those days when you need a break and a giggle, what better way to make that happen than to scroll through a list of memes.

And easier yet? Let us pull some great ones together – like these 12, which we think are definitely good for a laugh.

12. Why do we always think that will work?

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.

11. No one makes good decisions at 3am.

Although you could argue that cheese is never a bad decision.

10. My basement is full of boxes from our move.

My husband just can’t bring himself to toss them, even though I’ve promised we’re never moving again.

9. Awwww this is bs though.

Also, being single is awesome.

8. It’s going to be so great.

Netflix makes everything better. They’d better not dump The Office.

7. Experience teaches everyone.

Just wait until you’re in your 40s.

6. This is a universal truth.

I don’t think it’s ever going to change, either.

5. My heart.

Unless there are bird feeders around, and then down with squirrels.

4. I mean, you tried.

Also this image really makes me miss The Good Place.

3. This is so true it hurts.

Just ask my mother.

2. Hahahaha every single day whyyyy.

We’re never going to get up early and be productive, are we.

1. It’s like some kind of cosmic joke.

But you know. Not really a funny one.

I’m feeling refreshed (and ready for another cup of coffee)!

Which meme was your favorite? Tell us in the comments!

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