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Hilarious Posts About Calling Out People Who Are “Totally Over” the Current Health Crisis

Do you want to know what I’m over?

THESE PEOPLE who are acting like we’re not all pissed off and struggling with this worldwide shutdown.

Of course it sucks and of course we’re all incredibly frustrated, but science is science and we need to wear masks when we got out and stay the hell away from people in public.

It’s really not very hard, but some folks are acting like it’s ALL ABOUT THEM and that they are so inconvenienced.

So much for doing your part, huh?

Here are some funny posts about how annoying these folks are who are “over” the current health crisis…enjoy…and try not to get your blood boiling.

1. Might as well die then, I guess.

Hey, you only gave me two options.

2. It’s gonna magically go away…

Now, where have I heard that before?

3. We’re bored!

Well, you better get used to it.

4. Short and to the point.

Thank you for this!

5. A sad state of affairs.

Shaking my damn head.

6. This is on point.

Just stay home and shut up.

7. This is depressing.

Get it together, people!

8. This is 100% true.

What the hell happened?

9. This is gonna blow your mind!

Get a load of this: when you get into a car…

10. Yeah, me too.

WEAR A MASK.

11. The pretending doesn’t seem to be working.

Which is pretty surprising to me.

12. We’re totally lost.

What are we gonna have to deal with next?

13. And there you have it!

She’s right, you know…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how you’re holding up and let us know if you’ve had to deal with any total DICKS during this crisis.

Put them on blast! We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Memes About the Dreaded “Karens” We’re All Trying to Avoid

I bet you didn’t know that a group of Karens is called “a complaint”.

Hahaha. That really tickles my funny bone, if I’m being honest.

And I also gotta say that I feel pretty bad for the nice folks named Karen out there because your name is being dragged through the mud by these less-than-desirable people who are incredibly rude, entitled, and self-centered.

Here are some funny and accurate memes about how terrible all those Karens out there really are.

1. Isn’t that adorable?

No. No, it isn’t.

Based on a true story… from FuckYouKaren

2. No one wants to hear that song.

Turn it off!

I can hear it… from FuckYouKaren

3. Haircuts for the whole family!

Isn’t that just adorable?

Karen strikes once again from memes

4. This manager is f**ked.

Sorry for what’s about to happen to you…

Karen and the crew from memes

5. This is good.

Karanos strikes again.

an actual Karen named Karen from memes

6. A good Karen!

She’s on our side! Fighting for justice!

Karen drops truths AND demands to speak to the manager. from FuckYouKaren

7. Hahaha. Hey, that’s not bad.

I’d read that book for a laugh.

8. Death setting her straight.

And now she needs to see Death’s manager. Of course…

Is afterlife vegan? from FuckYouKaren

9. That looks terrifying.

They move in herds…looking for victims.

Karen World from memes

10. Isn’t that ironic?

Of course, they don’t think so…

Happy Sunday sweetie! from FuckYouKaren

11. Good job, Karen!

One of the good ones.

Karen talking to the manager for good from FuckYouKaren

12. She seems like a real treat.

That is just plain ridiculous.

Drive to other state to not use a mask from FuckYouKaren

13. Call him Chad.

Or maybe Brad. Or even Thad.

male Karen name? from FuckYouKaren

And there you have it!

Now we want to hear from all of you!

Have you had any bad run-ins with any Karens lately? Did things quickly spiral out of control as they tend to do when Karens are involved?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

Thanks!

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Enjoy a Bunch of Photos of the Famous Chalkboard Joke From “The Simpsons”

Even people who aren’t necessarily fans of The Simpsons probably know by now that one of the running gags of the show is in the intro where Bart writes a different phrase on the chalkboard during detention during EVERY SINGLE EPISODE.

The show is in its 31st season, so you can do the math and figure out that Bart has written A TON of messages on that board.

And we’re here to show you a bunch of funny ones from the history of the show.

Are you ready to have some fun?

Eat my shorts, man!

1. Bart’s at it again!

You really shouldn’t fake rabies…

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2. He thought he could, though.

Or, at least that’s what he said.

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3. A little young to be drinkin’.

He probably stole it from Homer.

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4. Doesn’t taste like chicken.

The ONE thing that doesn’t taste like chicken.

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5. Marge would never cheat on Homer.

No way. Never!

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6. Oh, yes he will.

Dammit, Bart! What did I say?

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7. Love that script.

Bart has good penmanship.

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8. A big mistake.

What were you thinking, Mr. Simpson?

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9. Too late for that.

Wayyyyy too late.

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10. Now it’s Homer’s turn.

How many times has he strangled Bart over the years? Way too many to count.

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11. You little thief.

He’s definitely a juvenile delinquent.

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12. It’s not called Assbook.

But maybe someday. You never know…

Photo Credit: Fox

13. Open up your eyes!

You’re missing all the good stuff!

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14. That’s a cool one.

Getting very creative.

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15. I know exactly what Bart is referring to here.

Do you?

Photo Credit: Fox

Now we want you to sound off!

In the comments, share some of your favorite moments from The Simpsons with us and tell us about your favorite chalkboard gags from the show.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Posts About Those Folks Who Are “Over” the Health Crisis That Has Us Living This Way

I shouldn’t be too surprised, but I have to say that it’s pretty disheartening that people are acting like total spoiled brats during this national shitshow we’re all dealing with right now.

Some people (including very powerful people who shall remain nameless) have decided to make this entire crisis about them for some reason and it makes my damn blood boil, if I’m being honest about it.

Well, now it’s time to put these people in their place, okay?

Here are some funny and accurate posts that call out these folks who are apparently “over” this whole fiasco.

Those poor babies…

1. You dumbass!

Yes, we’re all judging you for not wearing a mask.

2. Yeah. It’s not that hard.

Why make this so complicated?

3. How the hell do I know?

Do I look like Dr. Fauci to you?

4. I like this.

Getting creative with the judgment!

5. Seriously. Quit whining and wear it.

Do it for you, your family and friends, and STRANGERS, as well.

6. There you go.

Should be common sense.

7. This. Right Here.

You are correct, sir!

8. Get over it.

The kids won’t care for much longer. Let’s move on.

9. How did that get flipped around?

What a shitshow.

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It was supposed to be the other way around ?

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10. You’re doing it all wrong.

Come on, everybody!

11. Getting kinky…

She must be a FREAK.

12. I’m tired of these people.

How about you?

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, give us a little life update about how you’re doing and tell us if you’ve had any bad experiences with people who are being real jerks during this whole pandemic situation.

Please and thank you!

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The “Style Not Size” Series Shows that Body Type Doesn’t Really Matter in Fashion

Denise Mercedes and Maria Castellanos are entrepreneurs, models, and friends who have made quite a splash on Instagram with their “Style not Size” series – a collaboration between the two women, both of different height, shape, and ethnicity, showing off side-by-side displays of the same outfits, and absolutely rocking every one of them.

The idea here is simple but expertly achieved; fashion isn’t about having this or that body type, it’s about crafting your look and having confidence! Try as you might, there’s just no way to say who wears it better in any one of these. Here are just a few examples of this killer set!

10. Serving looks

I’m also impressed by how clean that kitchen is…

9. Keep it 100

Got good moves, too.

8. Natural light

Scroll to the last one for a bug attack.

7. Go, go, go

Here they are showing off some selections from American Eagle.

6. Looking snappy

Get it, girls.

5. Bilingual

It’s gettin’ hot in here.

4. One, two, three

Follow the rules.

3. Pop and lock

The music choice is…interesting!

2. Beach day

Golden sands and hot fashion.

1. Dip in

Nothing like a little bit of style on the rocks.

Check out their feeds for more great shots, as well as links to their stores and other projects! Their “style not size” series is just the beginning of what these two talented ladies are up to.

What has your experience been trying to look good and feel comfortable in your own body?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Check Out These Facts From Behind the Scenes of “Hamilton”

Everyone who loves history and a sick beat and fun things in general is geeking out over Hamilton right now. Whether you’re discovering it for the first time on Disney+ or coming back to it like an old friend, it’s delightful, and honestly, none of us can get enough.

If you’re out there reading everything you can find about the hit musical, it’s cast and creators, well, you’re going to want to scan these 19 behind-the-scenes secrets.

19. Lin Manuel was a bit of a procrastinator.

He wrote the middle portion of “Right Hand Man” during a tech rehearsal, forcing music director Alex Macamoire to work off his scribbled notes.

18. It was filmed over the course of three days.

Two of the days took place during live performances and the third, which gave us all of those delicious close-ups, dolly shots, Steadicam, and crane angles, was shot in an empty theater.

17. Philippa Soo preferred to stay in character.

When Eliza sits next to Philip while teaching him piano, the two of them spoke quietly about Philip being nervous to perform the poem for his father.

16. Only 12 of the songs were performed more than once to get the close-ups.

That means 33 of the musical numbers were filmed during the live performances – no redos.

Obviously, they didn’t need them.

15. During “Dear Theodosia” Leslie Odom, Jr. would say a prayer for his unborn (at the time) daughter.

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By the end of his run in the show, he had said “over 500 prayers” for his little girl.

14. Jonathan Groff is only on stage for 9 total minutes.

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He said the role of King George III helped him figure out how to “do a lot with a little.”

13. Renee Elise and Lin Manuel watched Philippa Soo perform “Burn” every night from the wings.

They each wanted to be there for their characters, but probably also for the magic.

12. Leslie Odom Jr.’s favorite song is “The Story of Tonight.”

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Seeing “four men of color on a stage singing together about friendship and brotherhood” left a Leslie explained, “Never in my life, you see, had I seen four men of color on a stage singing together about friendship and brotherhood.” on him when he saw it during an early staging.

11. The letters Eliza burns are sort of real.

They’re cursive transcripts of real letters between Eliza and Alexander.

10. Yes, working with the turntable during “Helpless”and “Satisfied” was the hardest part to learn.

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They learned it on a different stage and then essentially had to start over in the actual space.

9. The letters Eliza burns are totally safe.

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The paper burns for around two minutes and nine seconds – safe, but also extinguishing in time for the perfect blackout at the end of the song.

8. Lin Manuel said he wasn’t even sure he would “have time to get into” Angelica Schuyler’s character.

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Then he wrote “Satisfied” and we can’t imagine the musical without her.

7. Daveed Diggs added his own magic.

The line when Jefferson says “uhhh…France’ was improvised during “What’d I Miss.”

6. Renee Elise Goldsberry confesses that the final toast was actually the hardest part for her.

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Yes, even though she rapped and performed “Helpless” backwards during “Satisfied.” The emotion of the moment got to her.

5. Philippa Soo believes the “final gasp” could mean a lot of things.

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It can be interpreted as Eliza getting to heaven, Eliza seeing Alexander (or Philip), or Eliza seeing the audience and realizing her legacy – or all three at the same time.

4. Lin Manuel is as impressed with Daveed Diggs as the rest of us.

He added an entire second section to “Guns and Ships” because they were obsessed with his sense of rhythm.

3. For good reason – he sings the fastest-paced lyrics in musical theater history.

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Around 6.3 words a second during “Guns and Ships.”

2. Choreographer Andy Blankenbuehler came up with the idea for “The Bullet.”

Lin Maneul’s brilliance isn’t behind everything. Ariana DeBose took the idea and “ran with it.”

1. If you haven’t noticed her before, do so on your next watch.

**I would be remiss if I did not give a h/t and credit to reddit user u/axiom1_618, whose lovely write up is the reason…

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“The Bullet” is the first person to die in the contemporary timeline and becomes an omen of death.

I’m completely intrigued and honestly, I want to watch the entire thing again right now.

How many times have you watched it already? You can tell us in the comments. No judgement, we swear.

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These Animals Are Probably Having a Worse Day Than You

Believe it or not, animals have bad days just like we do.

Sometimes they forget to pay their bills, or their phone breaks, or they get pulled over and receive a speeding ticket…

Okay, none of those things are true, but sometimes they do get into funny situations where they are inconvenienced, and for a pet, that’s NOT a good day.

Not good at all…

They just want to eat, sleep, run around, and then chill with you on the couch at night when you watch TV.

They really do have the life, don’t they…?

But these animals got tripped up and had days, as you’re about to see.

Let’s take a look…

1. Time to go to the vet.

This cat won’t do that again.

My friends cat got it’s head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this. from pics

2. Awwww. Poor fella.

You broke his heart.

My dog’s facial expressions when I didn’t turn towards the dog park. from funny

3. You know what you did.

And you’re going to pay!

I kicked over my cats milk and had no replacement. He sat opposite me as I ate my dinner looking at me like this. from funny

4. I’m falling!

But you’ll be able to get up.

=D from holdmycatnip

5. We got ya!

This is amazing, if I do say so myself.

Smile and wave boys from AnimalsBeingJerks

6. Hahahaha. Wow.

I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything like that before.

7. Came right back in!

Wasn’t expecting that to happen.

This is my cat after trying to run out the door….. Into a wall of snow. from aww

8. That is pretty creepy.

Put on some pants!

My friend’s cat had surgery and now he has no pants from funny

9. OH MY GOD.

How the hell did that happen?

Bought a couch from Craigslist, heard noises coming from it after bringing it home. Cut it open and found a cat from funny

10. Almost got away with it.

But you got stuck!

My dog managed to get into a pack of frozen fish fillets and he would’ve gotten away with it if he didn’t get stuck and had to come to me for help from AnimalsBeingDerps

11. This is not cool at all.

Pouting the rest of the day.

My friends dog is not happy about leaving the dog park early! from funny

12. Burned whiskers.

Be careful around the stove!

When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove… from Wellthatsucks

13. You’re gonna do WHAT to me?

Uh oh…

My friend took her cat to get fixed and his face shows exactly his thoughts about it from funny

14. That is epic.

Now go get him out!

15. Your goat has a trampoline?

That’s pretty wild…

Goat seeking trampoline from AnimalsBeingDerps

How about you?

Do your dogs and cats ever really BLOW IT and then get upset?

Or maybe they just do funny, ridiculous stuff that makes you chuckle?

Either way, tell us about it in the comments and share some pics with us!

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Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Some of Disney’s Most Heartbreaking Moments

If there’s one thing it seems like Disney loves to do with their films, it’s to make the adults in the room cry. From Bambi to Up and too many in between to name, who among us hasn’t broken down in the fact of animated beauty and loss?

If you’re a big Disney fan, you’re not going to want to miss these fun (and sad) tidbits that helped shape some of their more heartbreaking moments.

14. Disney wasn’t willing to invest much in Lilo & Stitch.

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It wasn’t based on a fairy tale and included tough storylines, which in Disney’s mind made it a “gutsy” movie – and they invested much less in it as a result.

13. Many of the early films include parent death for a reason.

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They need the character to grow up, says executive producer Don Hahn.

“The movies are 80 or 90 minutes long, and Disney films are about growing up. They’re about that day in your life when you have to accept responsibility.”

12. Originally, Bing Bong’s death in Inside Out was more drawn out.

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It was “a lot sadder” and I, for one, and glad we didn’t get to see it.

11. They tried to make Mufasa “the greatest father that ever lived.”

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You know, so it would hurt more when he died. Jerks.

10. Actor Kaitlyn Dias imagined her cat dying in order to cry on cue.

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She’s the voice of Riley in Inside Out.

9. Kristen Bell inspired “The Next Right Thing.”

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It’s a personal mantra she uses to handle her own depression and anxiety.

8. The originally planned to reveal Nemo’s tragic beginnings slower.

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They were going to intercut Nemo in the net with the scenes of the barracuda.

7. Andy looking back at his toys one last time was inspired by director Lee Unkrich’s last moment with his grandmother.

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“I went back to visit her, and there was a moment during that visit that I had to say goodbye, and I knew I’d never be seeing her again. I looked at her and knew that I was looking at her for the last time. Taking that in before I turned away and left. Of course, that’s something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.”

6. Onward creator Dan Scanlon based the relationship on his own with his brother.

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His father died when he was a baby, and he knew he wanted the film to end with Ian realizing Barley was a perfect father figure.

5. Tadashi was always going to die.

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It was part of the initial pitch for Big Hero 6, and the rest of the story and moments were all built around that “emotional core.”

4. They originally left out the gory details at the beginning of Tarzan.

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Director Kevin Lima explained that not only did audiences not quite get it, but the impact was off, too.

“There is a yin and a yang to these pictures that is good. When these awful things happen, you can feel the joy later in the film all the more. It’s a savage world out there, even when you walk out your front door and out on the street, and kids realize that.”

3. They almost cut the moment in Up when Ellie learns she can’t have children.

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Some thought it was going “too far,” but others knew it was just what they needed to really make people care about them and their journey.

2. Tom Hanks and Tim Allen cried together watching Jessie get donated during Toy Story 2.

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Hanks said, “I was in tears, and we were looking at each other, going, ‘That’s some powerful stuff.’ To be reduced to that and to a level of emotion like that on a cartoon about talking toys and their adventures, it’s profound, there’s no other word for it.”

1. It took animators nearly a year to perfect the scene in The Little Mermaid where Eric almost dies.

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The final scene was only about 2 minutes long.

I’m tearing up again but it’s fine. I’m fine.

What’s the saddest moment in a Disney movie for you? Now that I’m a mom, it’s definitely Dumbo. 

I’m seriously never watching it again.

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Behind the Scenes Stories That Will Totally Change How You Look at Certain Movies

We all have our favorite films, and it’s pretty fun to learn even more about a film that means so much to us.

Sometimes, learning more about what happened behind the scenes can even change how you look at a movie entirely.

It’s just always amazing to learn something new about a movie that you know so well!

These 10 behind the scenes facts are about some of your favorite films: Kill Bill, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and more.

1. John Wick had a different name.

The film was originally called Scorn, but Keanu Reeves kept forgetting the name of the movie in interviews, so they changed it for him.

2. Michael B. Jordan was committed.

The actor chose to wear Killmonger’s scars the entire time he filmed Black Panther.

He said he was inspired by Denzel Washington’s decision to wear his scars while filming Glory.

3. Shooting Kill Bill was put on pause.

Uma Thurman got pregnant, and director Quentin Tarantino made the choice to put filming on pause instead of recasting her.

4. Indiana Jones changed ratings.

Seriously: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is the actual reason why the PG-13 rating exists now.

5. Frank Sinatra was almost in Die Hard.

That’s right: the studio wanted Ol’ Blue Eyes for the role of John McClaine, even though he was 73 at the time.

6. Chris Evans was almost in Deadpool 2.

But he wouldn’t have played Captain America! He would have played Human Torch.

7. Daniel Craig was enthusiastic.

The actor cut off part of his finger while filming Quantum of Solace! No, not on purpose. ?

8. Michelle Yeoh also got hurt.

She tore her ACL while filming Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but kept doing her own stunts anyway.

9. Independence Day had an agenda.

The team behind this Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum film created the entire story around the name of the movie.

They wanted to beat Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks! and realized their movie would have to be released in July, one month before Burton’s.

10. Sigourney Weaver is really, really good.

She actually made that “impossible” over-the-shoulder basketball shot in Alien Resurrection.

Okay, what do you think? Any of these surprise you?

Let us know in the comments!

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A Girl’s Mask Was Attached to Her Earring in Piercing Mishap

Getting your ears pierced is a rite of passage, but getting your ears pierced during a pandemic sounds like nothing short of a nightmare. Just ask 16-year-old Sissy Sheridan.

The Tik Tok teen and Nickelodeon actress shared a distressing video of her piercing with the online community. As she choked back sobs, she said that an employee at Icing by Claire’s in Sterling, Virginia, near her home, pierced her face mask to her ear.

@itssissysheridanmoral of the story. don’t get your ears pierced during a pandemic♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

Sissy and her mom tried to get the mask out by cutting a good portion of the string away, but were unable to get it all removed. Claire’s said it would honor her request for a full refund, if she brought the earrings back.

When she went for her appointment, she made sure to wear two masks a precaution and didn’t feel the string as it went in. In fact, she didn’t notice that the mask was stuck until she tried to remove it as she and her mom drove home. That’s when she became hysterical.

@itssissysheridanwhere it all went wrong❤ (the first ear was the one she pierced my mask to)♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

The next day, a much calmer Sissy told Tik Tok viewers that she saw the humor in her situation, although it initially scared her.

@itssissysheridanEAR PIERCING UPDATE ? ?♬ original sound – itssissysheridan

She and her mom were also finally able to get the remainder of the mask off by “folding her ears forward.” She still had to wait a few days to remove the earring as it was too swollen, and she was still in a lot pain.

There’s no word on any other piercings in Sissy’s future—at least during the pandemic.

Have you ever had a piercings that didn’t go like you though it should? Share your stories below!

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