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Ridiculous Text Messages That’ll Make You Laugh… and Roll Your Eyes

It’s crazy to think about a time before text messaging.

I fought it for a while when all my friends started doing it probably back in 2003, but I eventually gave in, and honestly, I’d prefer to NEVER talk on the phone to anyone ever again.

But that’s just me.

And you know if you spend most of your time texting, you’re going to have some pretty ridiculous exchanges with people.

Here are some perfect examples. Let’s take a look.

1. What a charmer.

Did you fall for this guy, or what?

2. Hahaha. This is great.

He seems like a keeper to me. But what do I know…?

3. Zing! Got ya!

I laughed at this. Not gonna lie.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

4. That’s not what I meant!

I swear! I said MILD.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

5. One time only.

That will never happen again. EVER.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

6. Oh good, you only inhaled it.

We got a smart one on our hands!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

7. That ended with a bang.

Nice work, everyone!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Who is this?

And what on Earth are you talking about?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

9. Is anyone gonna show up?

It doesn’t look good so far…

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10. Might want to go to the ER.

I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same, though…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

11. I did, too!

I’m freakin’ out!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

12. No one should ever receive a message like this.

This is horrifying!

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13. Don’t mess with Deanna.

She’ll give you the business every time!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

Oh, boy…

How about you? Have you received (or accidentally sent) any ridiculous text messages lately?

If so, please talk to us in the comments! And share some screenshots!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements

You might have heard before that a whole lot of babies are born about nine months after certain events: hurricanes, blizzards, and things like that.

Why, you ask?

Because people are trapped inside their houses and they’re GETTING IT ON, that’s why!

So you know that there might be a huge baby boom starting in early 2021 because of the quarantine that is keeping everyone cooped up at home. I mean, what else is there to do besides, well…you know…

Here are some funny quarantine pregnancy announcements that we think you’ll love.

1. Not enough protection.

And look what happened!

2. Meet the new parents!

Uh oh…here we go…

3. What’s it gonna be?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…

4. A baby boy coming soon.

You’ve been busy, I see.

5. Tested positive for something else.

Even the masks didn’t help.

6. They weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy!

7. That belly’s not from too much food.

We all know what’s going on…

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He has made everything beautiful in its time. Ecc. 3:11 ❤✨ I have dreamt, & prayed for this very moment since God restored my view on marriage & family. Enrique & I are so excited to love, & raise this baby up to know the God that has been so good to us. There is truly no greater feeling in the world than to witness how God used our love to create our little human. I love this little baby growing inside of my womb with my WHOLE life. & we cannot wait to meet our little one & end this crazy year with a BANG! Going into my second trimester feeling blessed, & excited. Mommy & Daddy can’t wait to smother you with love baby. You are loved already so much by so many! ????? & Happy Fathers Day to the man that has taken such great care of me these past 3 months. I cannot express how grateful I am to you for being so amazing and taking care of me & baby H so well. There is no doubt about it that you will be the best daddy to our baby & I cannot wait to tell our baby how amazing you were to us both when they were in my tummy. I’m so excited for this season with you my love! ✨ #lilbean

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8. How do you think the cat feels?

Did you run it by her first?

9. Not all the time, apparently…

Bun in the oven!

10. Big brother to be.

He looks pretty happy about it.

11. Time to stock up on toilet paper!

And on diapers!

12. Well played, quarantine…

You got the best of us this time.

13. Couldn’t stay away from each other.

Coming soon to a home near you.

14. An imported product.

I see what you did there!

Now we want to hear from you!

How have you been spending your quarantine? With family? Solo?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements

You might have heard before that a whole lot of babies are born about nine months after certain events: hurricanes, blizzards, and things like that.

Why, you ask?

Because people are trapped inside their houses and they’re GETTING IT ON, that’s why!

So you know that there might be a huge baby boom starting in early 2021 because of the quarantine that is keeping everyone cooped up at home. I mean, what else is there to do besides, well…you know…

Here are some funny quarantine pregnancy announcements that we think you’ll love.

1. Not enough protection.

And look what happened!

2. Meet the new parents!

Uh oh…here we go…

3. What’s it gonna be?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…

4. A baby boy coming soon.

You’ve been busy, I see.

5. Tested positive for something else.

Even the masks didn’t help.

6. They weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy!

7. That belly’s not from too much food.

We all know what’s going on…

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He has made everything beautiful in its time. Ecc. 3:11 ❤✨ I have dreamt, & prayed for this very moment since God restored my view on marriage & family. Enrique & I are so excited to love, & raise this baby up to know the God that has been so good to us. There is truly no greater feeling in the world than to witness how God used our love to create our little human. I love this little baby growing inside of my womb with my WHOLE life. & we cannot wait to meet our little one & end this crazy year with a BANG! Going into my second trimester feeling blessed, & excited. Mommy & Daddy can’t wait to smother you with love baby. You are loved already so much by so many! ????? & Happy Fathers Day to the man that has taken such great care of me these past 3 months. I cannot express how grateful I am to you for being so amazing and taking care of me & baby H so well. There is no doubt about it that you will be the best daddy to our baby & I cannot wait to tell our baby how amazing you were to us both when they were in my tummy. I’m so excited for this season with you my love! ✨ #lilbean

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8. How do you think the cat feels?

Did you run it by her first?

9. Not all the time, apparently…

Bun in the oven!

10. Big brother to be.

He looks pretty happy about it.

11. Time to stock up on toilet paper!

And on diapers!

12. Well played, quarantine…

You got the best of us this time.

13. Couldn’t stay away from each other.

Coming soon to a home near you.

14. An imported product.

I see what you did there!

Now we want to hear from you!

How have you been spending your quarantine? With family? Solo?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Text Messages That’ll Give You a Laugh

People never cease to amaze me…how about you?

And sometimes the best way to realize that is to scroll through your own text messages so you can see how ridiculous all of your friends and family members are!

I know I do that sometimes when I’m bored. And it never fails to make me laugh!

Do you ever go back through the archives to see the dumb things the people in your life say?

If not, maybe these exchanges will inspire you to do just that.

1. Good job, Mom!

Also…you’re divorcing Dad…?

2. That was extremely classy.

This is what people are doing with their time, by the way.

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#relationshipgoals

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3. Isn’t that depressing?

Just ignore him…he probably wants you to get him ice cream.

4. We have a comedian on our hands!

Get a load of this guy.

5. I hope it was one of your own kids…

Or else you might be getting a visit from the authorities.

6. Lay off the drugs, bro.

This shutdown is really getting to some folks…

7. You’re my only friend…

So you must know EVERYTHING!

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New phone, who dis?

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8. That is not good…

Time to focus your attention elsewhere…

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Mission accomplished?

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9. That’s pretty much all there is to do right now…

Isn’t this great?!?!

10. Wait…it’s Saturday?

I had no idea!

11. Hahaha. Your dad seems awesome.

And maybe he’s trying to tell you something…

12. Not getting the point.

Just keep your distance.

13. A classy individual on our hands.

Think this pick-up line worked?

14. This conversation is over.

Oh, Mom…she’s at it again!

How about you?

Have you had any ridiculous or funny text exchanges lately with friends, family members, or maybe even complete strangers?

If so, please tell us all about them in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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The “Murder Mittens” Group Features Photos of Cat Claws

What you’re about to see may frighten you…

But don’t get too upset, we have a feeling that the cats in these photos are actually quite gentle and loving…unless they are provoked.

I’m talking about a Reddit group called Murder Mittens where people post photos of their pet kitties baring their claws.

And if you’re a cat owner, you’re gonna love them!

So enjoy…and be careful not to get on the bad side of any cats anytime soon…trust us on this one…

1. Tiger blood!

Maybe not quite as vicious, but still…

She looked familiar… from murdermittens

2. They’re all vicious!

And adorable…but still, watch your step.

My cat had kittens. Here are all 3 of them! from catpictures

3. I’m the boss.

Whatever you say, sir…

Gus just moved in, he’s making sure we know he’s the boss now. from murdermittens

4. Feed me! Or else!

Just do what she says.

Someone’s ready for dinner from murdermittens

5. Still a threat to be reckoned with.

Even though he is adorable.

My favourite baby photo of him from aww

6. Just showing off her claws.

In case you think about getting out of line.

Bebe precioso!!!!! from murdermittens

7. That’s grand theft!

But, there’s nothing you can really do about it…

Touch tha chockamachip cookee from TouchThaFishy

8. Lying in wait…

Just ready to attack.

Soon from murdermittens

9. I want my food and I want it now.

Oh, and how was your day, by the way?

How I am greeted when I get home every day from murdermittens

10. An action shot.

Don’t tangle with this one.

action MM’s from murdermittens

11. You could use a massage.

Be very careful, though…those things are razor-sharp.

Scalp massage from murdermittens

12. Just so you know what you’re dealing with…

Don’t do anything dumb.

Murder mittens used to beg for his wet food. He wants us to know he could rip us apart if we neglect to feed him. Murder mittens. from murdermittens

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share a photo of your vicious kitty’s murder mittens. And tell us a little bit about them. Name, age, confirmed kills, etc.

We can’t wait to get introduced to these guys and gals!

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The “Murder Mittens” Group Features Photos of Cat Claws

What you’re about to see may frighten you…

But don’t get too upset, we have a feeling that the cats in these photos are actually quite gentle and loving…unless they are provoked.

I’m talking about a Reddit group called Murder Mittens where people post photos of their pet kitties baring their claws.

And if you’re a cat owner, you’re gonna love them!

So enjoy…and be careful not to get on the bad side of any cats anytime soon…trust us on this one…

1. Tiger blood!

Maybe not quite as vicious, but still…

She looked familiar… from murdermittens

2. They’re all vicious!

And adorable…but still, watch your step.

My cat had kittens. Here are all 3 of them! from catpictures

3. I’m the boss.

Whatever you say, sir…

Gus just moved in, he’s making sure we know he’s the boss now. from murdermittens

4. Feed me! Or else!

Just do what she says.

Someone’s ready for dinner from murdermittens

5. Still a threat to be reckoned with.

Even though he is adorable.

My favourite baby photo of him from aww

6. Just showing off her claws.

In case you think about getting out of line.

Bebe precioso!!!!! from murdermittens

7. That’s grand theft!

But, there’s nothing you can really do about it…

Touch tha chockamachip cookee from TouchThaFishy

8. Lying in wait…

Just ready to attack.

Soon from murdermittens

9. I want my food and I want it now.

Oh, and how was your day, by the way?

How I am greeted when I get home every day from murdermittens

10. An action shot.

Don’t tangle with this one.

action MM’s from murdermittens

11. You could use a massage.

Be very careful, though…those things are razor-sharp.

Scalp massage from murdermittens

12. Just so you know what you’re dealing with…

Don’t do anything dumb.

Murder mittens used to beg for his wet food. He wants us to know he could rip us apart if we neglect to feed him. Murder mittens. from murdermittens

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share a photo of your vicious kitty’s murder mittens. And tell us a little bit about them. Name, age, confirmed kills, etc.

We can’t wait to get introduced to these guys and gals!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

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??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

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I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

View this post on Instagram

??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

View this post on Instagram

Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

A post shared by Jasmine ? (@xojasgal) on

10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

View this post on Instagram

I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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Do You Think You Had Strict Parents? Take a Look at These Rules That People Had to Follow When They Were Young.

I was the fourth kid out of five born in my family so, while my parents were definitely strict about some stuff, I had it MUCH easier than my older siblings.

Looking back on it, they were probably just tired and worn out by the time myself and my younger brother came around and didn’t want to deal with every single thing they’d already dealt with three times before.

And who can blame them?

But there were definitely a lot of rules and if you broke them, you were in trouble.

People took to Twitter to share the weird rules they had to follow when they were growing up.

Let’s take a look.

1. No gang activity in this house.

This had to have been the early 1990s.

2. Grease is a Satanic film.

And Rizzo was Satan.

3. How am I supposed to read this?

Come on! A little help!

4. A lot of food rules.

Were you allowed to speak?

5. Start over.

Do the whole thing again.

6. I broke my brain!

None of that devil music around here!

7. Never-ending rules.

That must’ve been a huge rule book.

8. That is weird.

I can think of things that look trashier.

9. You know the rules!

Even Frosted Flakes?

10. My friend…

This is perfectly normal behavior.

11. Time to sharpen up.

But you better be careful…

12. Sounds a little fishy…

And I can see why you’re confused.

Were your parents strict when you were growing up?

What kind of rules did you have to follow?

Talk to us in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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