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People Imagines a World Where Devils and Angels Bond Over Sandwich Choices

Devils and angels aren’t supposed to get along, right? After all, one represents all that is dark and sinful, and the other represents all that is light and good.

But… we also all know that in the real world, there’s a little bit of dark and light in each of us.

People on Tumblr decided to play with this idea a bit, and ended up imagining a world where angels and devils bond over their sandwich selections.

Because honestly.,. why not?

It all starts when someone accidentally summons a demon while putting their own sandwich together.

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See? Demons can be nice, too!

The next person decided to keep the story going, and made it even more fun.

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Eventually, the demons reveal that they’re totally into having conversations about the same stuff most of us like.

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The demon even ends up just coming over to hang out and be themselves, sandwich or no sandwich.

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the angels have caught wind of the fact that someone is summoning demons.

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It turns out the angel was sent for a different reason… but now he’s game to join in on the fun.

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The angel is confused, but also kind of into it? Maybe.

Soon, the angel is bringing their friends.

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It turns out that while the angels don’t really have a lot of personal drama to share, they’re extremely into Earth’s drama.

Eventually, of course, the angels and the demons meet.

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You eventually realize that basically, you’re now mediating an estranged family situation.

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We all knew Lucifer and Michael were going to meet up, right?

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Who doesn’t love to bond over food and drink?

It all really sounds quite lovely.

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But of course, the rumor mill is still running.

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Eventually, even the top guys want to see what exactly is going on at your house!

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Alas… not all fights can be mended over sandwiches. Maybe next time!

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Posts That Prove Kids Are Just Too Adorably Weird

Children are a lot of things, but there is absolutely no arguing that they are also completely weird. I mean, they’re humans, after all, and not one of us is not strange, right?

Kids, though, they don’t know yet that they’re supposed to hide their weird, which is how we get 15 delightful posts like these.

15. This is pretty weird.

Even for a kid.

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14. You’ve gotta get your free time where you can.

Take advantage of their ignorance.

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13. He thinks he’s so wise.

This is still cracking me up.

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12. He’s not going to forget that.

Watch your back at baggage claim.

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11. Nothing better than being sick the same time as your kid.

And by “better,” I mean I would rather burn in hell.

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10. I mean I kind of want to go watch now, too.

Anyone who can get adults to say that about youth soccer is amazing.

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9. I hope they said no.

Ducks are scary enough the way it is.

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8. Bless his heart.

He made himself small, isn’t that enough?

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7. I can’t decide if this is a scam or not.

That’s how bad I am at math.

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6. You might get a call from the teacher.

“Ma’am, he’s just a terrible speller.”

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5. Bless his heart.

And remember, you’re his parent.

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4. What was she SUPPOSED to think?

Now she’s thinking adults are really dumb.

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3. This would disappoint any small boy!

RDJ’s face is just priceless.

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2. This is also how I feel when I just want to eat and people are making me take a picture.

It’s a whole mood.

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1. Time to get that kid some glasses.

If you only knew how hard I’m restraining myself from making a joke about Germans and their sense of humor.

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I strive to be the adult who doesn’t hide her weird, honestly.

What’s the funniest weird thing your kid has ever said to you? We want to hear about it in the comments!

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Kids Whose Parents Caught Them Doing Some Pretty Silly Stuff

If there’s one thing that’s true as a parent, it’s that a good portion of your life will be dedicated to saving your children from themselves.

Whether they’re toddlers trying to stick their tongues into light sockets, elementary-aged kids who think they should take flying leaps off everything, or high schoolers who have, for some reason, been given permission to drive, it’s can seem like a full-time job.

Especially when your kids are doing stuff like these 10, who will surely look back on these moments and laugh.

10. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Not every day. But some days.

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9. I don’t think any of them are wrong.

It’s all perspective.

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8. I bet he heard her yelling at her friends, too.

If he’s like my kid, he forgot he’d ever taken it.

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7. This is why boys don’t live as long.

I have two, and I understand now.

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6. The dog looks like he’s begging to be believed.

He doesn’t know they have different feet…just like the kid.

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5. Yes. Yes, it is.

Bless her heart.

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4. Didn’t even have the sense to put them back together and into the bag.

Amateur hour.

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3. Maybe you’d better check a mirror, just to be sure.

I’m still laughing at this one.

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2. To be fair, it looks like aliens are down there.

Also, there’s nothing swimming…

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1. You can lead a horse to water…

At least he’s using it.

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You’ve just got to giggle, my friends. How else will you survive?

Share your dumbest kid moment with us in the comments!

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An Evil Boss Forgot His Employees Are Humans and Got Instant Karma When They All Quit

If you’ve spent time employed by someone else, it’s possible you have encountered a terrible boss here or there.

It can be really demoralizing when your boss or manager treats you badly, and even worse when they treat the entire team that way. Sometimes, it seems like bosses even forget that their employees are actual human beings.

One person shared a pretty sweet story of how their evil boss got instant karma and lost an entire department.

The person starts by noting that they were hired on to help manage some problems that their predecessor had left behind. That’s not ideal, but it’s doable.

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And as these things so often do, everything started out really well. As long as the person did what they were supposed to do, the boss mostly left them alone.

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Unfortunately, it turns out that the boss has some pretty hardcore anger management issues.

Greeeeat.

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And of course, as soon as they asked for a raise… total crickets.

Fast forward a few weeks, and it turns out the employee made a mistake.

They say it wasn’t huge, and the problem was fixed… but the boss totally overreacted.

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The employee also knows their rights, and lives in a country that really supports workers. In news that will surprise no one reading along, it turns out the boss violated pretty much all of the rules and protections put into place.

The employee is obviously going to be fine, and to make matters even better, they were the only member of the marketing department. Guess what the boss doesn’t have now?

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Isn’t that story of instant karma pretty sweet?

Let us know what you think about it in the comments!

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14 Dad Jokes You Might Want to Share

A solid dad joke will make you groan, or even roll your eyes. A great dad joke will make you do those things, plus secretly text your own dad, or your husband, or your uncle who loves puns just as soon as you can.

I’m not saying they’re good jokes, but they’re good dad jokes – an important distinction, of course, but that doesn’t mean they’re not funny.

Below are 14 you’re definitely going to want to share.

14. Ooh this one is dark, y’all.

“My grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas attacks in two wars…and came home to us a seasoned veteran.”

13. I didn’t see that one coming.

“My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning.

It’s a girl and weighs 7 pounds, 12 ounces.”

12. Nope. Stop it.

“I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform…straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.”

11. This one definitely earned a groan.

“What genre are national anthems? Country.”

10. Sorry to everyone outside my bubble.

“Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.”

9. It’s nice to know exactly what you’re getting into.

“My daughter’s boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, ‘Hello, sir, I’m David. Nice to meet you.’

He put out his hand and I said, ‘David, are you nervous?’

He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, ‘Then why are you shaking?’”

8. Oh, dear.

“I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing.

He asked, ‘Can you describe the symptoms?’

I replied, ‘Sure. They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.’”

7. You gotta love a good science joke.

“I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.”

6. We’re all just trying to be safe, here.

“I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. This is as close as I could get.”

5. If this one doesn’t make you crack a smile, I don’t know how.

“A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees.

The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

‘That’s one too many!’ says the customer.

The clerk replies ‘It’s a freebie.’”

4. Hahahahaha good one.

“I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen.

I felt bad, so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.”

3. No way your 5yo won’t love this one.

“Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.”

2. Nailed it.

“I got an email from Google saying, ‘At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!’ and I thought, ‘That’s just spam!’”

1. And not just in the way the rest of us mean.

“The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.”

I’m already sending these to my dad, y’all.

Which one did you have to pass along? Share with us in the comments!

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These Kids Have the Best Wrong Names for Things

One of the best things about being a parent is when your kid starts to talk (so that you can finally understand them).

No, not the constant “mommy mommy mommy look look LOOK” stuff, but the way they just say whatever is on their mind, and are so sure they’re right every single time.

The mistakes they make are adorable and hilarious, and these are some of the best around.

13. In real life, though, the hippies eat everything.

Especially the rich.

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12. It’s pretty funny that he can say “vagina” but not “dinosaurs.”

I think…good job?

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11. In our house they’re called “fingers.”

Just sayin’.

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10. Kids definitely pray at its weird altar.

And parents beg it for deliverance. He might be onto something.

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9. I think that’s their tagline.

Or it was before the whole going out of business thing.

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8. Talk about spreading Christmas cheer.

I can’t stop laughing.

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7. That is not even remotely correct.

Except for the chicken part, maybe.

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6. I mean…we do sort of plant them there.

We don’t water them, though, because we definitely don’t want them growing.

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5. To be fair it says Jell-O on the package.

So really he can just read way to go.

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4. America still isn’t grown, clearly.

This is the content we all signed up for, please and thank you.

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3. If he’s eating it because it’s an apple, definitely don’t say anything.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and all that.

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2. You need to think about what you’ve done.

Before someone calls CPS.

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1. Definitely the kid.

Unless it’s that one Canadian couple. You know who I’m talking about.

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I would have been wheezing with laughter if my kid had come up with some of these!

What’s the funniest wrong name your kid has given something? If it’s as good as these, I need to hear it!

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A Patient Guy Proved Why Facebook “Researchers” Are Usually Wrong

Humans sure are funny…

Even when faced with a million signs that indicate the opposite, we always like to think we know best.

One guy recently broke down the reason why it’s nearly always a fallacy to believe that someone could use common sense to defy or disprove scientific research.

In fact, he says that someone believing they could criticize mathematical or scientific research just by applying their own “common sense” logic to it is basically behaving the same way a five-year-old does.

In other words… just because you think you’re smart doesn’t mean you are.

This guy would even say we’re all quite stupid.

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If you’re anything like me, you might already have questions. Like, perhaps, what is an Elo rated player?

The Elo rating system is what’s used to calculate the skill levels of players in zero-sum games like chess.

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So far, he’s just saying that basically… the better you are at something, the more likely you are to beat people at that particular thing.

That makes sense.

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So basically, it doesn’t matter if a chess master is playing an adult who has also played chess for years or a five-year-old who has never picked up a rook.

The chess master will beat them both.

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One can assume that this also holds true for masters in a variety of different fields.

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The conclusion?

This is why the idea that one could use common sense to discredit research is ludicrous.

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Not only would you be wrong, you wouldn’t even understand why you’re wrong.

Yikes.

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We probably all know a Facebook “researcher” or two these days!

Don’t forget to share this one with your friends, and let us know how it goes in the comments!

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A “Karen” at a Costco Pitches a Fit and Stages a Sit-in After Being Asked to Wear a Mask

There have been two cultural phenomenons that have really caused a bit of chaos this year: the advent of so-called Karens and a request that everyone wears a face mask whine in public to help limit the spread of COVID-19.

Karens are typically white women who feel that they are entitled to behave however they want, consequences be damned. Karens often take issue with all kinds of things: citizens relaxing outside, drawing on their own sidewalks, and having a BBQ have all had to deal with the wrath of Karens in the wild.

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Lately, many Karens have been extra angry that they’ve been asked to wear face masks in stores.

The idea behind everyone wearing a face mask in public is that it makes everywhere safer for all of us. When you wear a cotton face mask, you help protect others.

Recently, one Karen decided that enough was enough and she was no longer going to wear a face mask in public. It all started when she went to her local Costco to return an item.

In the video, the Karen is shown immediately pitching a fit when asked to put her face mask on. It’s funny because she had it dangling from one ear, so she knew that it was required… but somehow didn’t think that requirement would apply to her.

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The person working at Costco is so endlessly patient with her, saying:

I just need you to put that on for now while you’re in the building. That’s all. Just temporarily while you’re in here, and then you can take it right back off.

The employee also adds:

You need to have it on while you’re doing your transaction.

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The woman refuses, noting that she believes “this is your problem.” The employee lets her know she can come back another time if she’s unwilling to put on her mask, and that’s when the woman goes full Karen.

She decides to SIT DOWN ON THE FLOOR, partially blocking the exit for other customers.

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You’ve gotcha watch this nonsense for yourself.

So yeah, that happened! Wow.

What do you think about this woman’s Costco tantrum? Let us know in the comments!

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These Kids Should Get to Name Everything From Now On

Kids are very funny (when they’re not being annoying, at least), and one of the best things they do is have total confidence as they call things the completely wrong name.

The thing is, more than half of the time they’re spot-on with their description, if not the proper name – which is why kids like these 11 should be tasked with naming things from now on.

11. Talk about holiday cheer.

It abounds. ‘Tis the season.

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10. No one skips a bonus round.

At least, they shouldn’t.

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9. Their minds are mysterious.

Don’t water the corpses.

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8. This is super weird.

I dig her mind.

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7. I would never be able to keep a straight face.

Kids are the best.

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6. Boys are amazing.

You never know; he COULD get into Harvard.

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5. Just give her a cut when it succeeds.

Royalties or something.

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4. I do love me some cake bagels.

Anything called a bagel must be delicious.

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3. I feel like the pickles should be the weird limes.

But that’s a quibble.

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2. Even if you enjoy crafts, you probably don’t want to argue.

It looks like crap exploded in there.

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1. She’s got the vaguely threatening tone down.

That’s the most important part of branding.

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My 3yo calls “yesterday” “last day,” which I love and will not correct.

What’s your favorite “wrong” word your child says or said? Tell us in the comments!

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A Dad Uses Photoshop To Bring His Kids’ Drawings To Life

Kids have incredible imaginations. Their minds are always working, and they definitely operate on a frequency that’s different from an adults.

They also don’t always have the best execution; their motor function isn’t the best and they genuinely don’t care if they freak the adults in the room right the heck out.

Dad Tom Curtis decided to horrify the general public by using Photoshop to bring his kids’ doodles to life, and he posts them on “Things I Have Drawn” on Instagram.

Some of these drawings by his kids – 11 and 8 – are charming and delightful, and others will make you wish your own imagination didn’t run quite so wild, but either way, you won’t regret checking this out.

11. Ahhh the elusive dog-bird.

That dog looks as terrified as any dog would to find themselves up a tree.

10. What is this nightmare.

Why did he have to make it’s head different than its body different than its wings?

9. This poor hapless dope.

I want to give him some seeds.

8. Idk what kind of pig this is.

I kind of want one, though.

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We’ve done a couple of pigs before. (So we turned this into a wild boar.) ___ Hi everyone. So, it’s true – we cheated a bit with this one. In fact, I’ve done something naughty by showing the drawing in black and white rather than the beautiful pink Ally, the artist, originally coloured it in with. That’s right, this glorious 6-legged piggy was sent to us by Megan Farwell and the talented artist is her 4-year-old daughter, Ally, but with at least two pigs on our insta already, we thought we’d turn him into a cuddly wild boar. And Megan and Ally agreed! Could he be the pig’s long-lost furry cousin perhaps? ___ #wildboar #definitelynotapig #thingsihavedrawn #thingsihavedrawnatthezoo

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7. Nope. Don’t like that.

Nightmare fuel. Is that how they see their Mum now?

6. That looks like it belongs in a children’s book.

The dolphins definitely don’t approve, though.

5. I love the birds.

And normally I hate birds.

4. Are we sure that was supposed to be a giraffe?

Maybe just a dude with a long neck?

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I know you might think that I’m having a laugh, Well I’m not – because this is an actual giraffe. __ Hello everyone. So we’re currently working on a couple of interesting new projects, but they’re taking a bit longer than I thought they would, so I’ve decided to re-share one of our earliest, but, I think, funniest animals – Dom’s giraffe. Actually it’s probably my favourite rhyme as well. We’ve not shown this exact picture on Insta before – this is the photo from our book ‘Things I Have Drawn at the Zoo’. By the way, we’ve started a new Twitter account. It’s very early days with no followers. There’s just a few of our old favourites on there so far, but eventually we might start previewing stuff on Twitter before it hits Insta. Check it out at twitter.com/thingsivedrawn if you like (it’s ‘I’ve’ because ‘I have’ was too long for the Twitter handle!) Oh – and we’re also on facebook.com/thingsihavedrawn for any older people out there. __ #thingsihavedrawnatthezoo #giraffe #kidsdrawings

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3. That’s a pretty decent scorpion.

I’d give him a role in a horror movie.

2. Give this guy a role in a Goonies reboot.

You don’t even need a makeup team.

1. As if ducks weren’t scary enough.

This one’s mama took a liking to a heron, maybe.

 

These are pretty fun – I think I would have thought this was pretty cool when I was a kid.

Which one of these was the best, do you think? Let’s discuss in the comments!

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