Memes to Distract Us All From That Impending Existential Dread

The world is currently in shambles and life as we used to know it is still nowhere in sight.

Good thing there’s always a new batch of memes fresh off the internet to cheer us up in the meme-time (haha.)

Here are 12 more dank memes to help take your mind off everything that’s falling apart in society.

1. This

We’ve all encountered that type of person who will just blindly speak for their friend.

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2. A real kitchen nightmare

I wouldn’t know whether to be excited that the living meme Gordon Ramsey was in the room or to be horrified that I was just about to eat at a nightmare restaurant.

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3. Winners only

An accurate depiction of how one passes the time during quarantine.

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4. Please, no

My tiny spirit can only handle so much…

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5. Drama lives everywhere

Even a subject as dry as math cannot save you from the affairs of the heart.

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6. Awkward

Like, hello? Where’s the instant validation that we all crave and need?

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7. Actually heartbreaking

As if the world wasn’t cruel enough this year, then sh*t like this happens.

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8. Way too accurate

Quarantine fifteen? More like quarantine fifty.

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9. This one’s a lot

Only kids could manage to say something so innocently misconstrued.

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10. Always age with grace

Honestly, green suits her.

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11. Life changing

The entire Earth might be in shambles, but at least the sky’s the same!

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12. The absolute worst feeling

Text her – it’s never too late.

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I’m serious about that last one. With every bit of normalcy we’ve come to know absolutely obliterated in the last year, you might as well shoot your shot. Sometimes, memes have the power to seal your destiny like that.

What are some of your favorite memes to help distract yourself from the fact that the world is still falling apart? Share them with us in the comments so we can all indulge in a healthy amount of escapism!

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Have You Ever Wondered Why We Let Santa Claus Take the Credit for Our Gifts? You’re Not Alone!

If your family was Christian (or just not NOT Christian), then there’s a good chance you woke up Christmas morning to find that Santa Claus had visited your home.

Then, at some point in your young life you learned that everyone had been lying to you. Santa wasn’t real, your parents were buying the gifts, etc.

And honestly, most of us really don’t care because we’re still going to get gifts.

This (childless) guy wonders why parents want to give away the credit to a stranger, though. Why don’t family and friends say “this gift is from someone who loves you?”

Why do we give children illusions about Santa etc on Christmas instead of telling them that you get your loved ones a gift? The latter seems more lovely and is actually the truth from NoStupidQuestions

Why the lies?!

Keep reading to find out what these Redditors think about the whole mess!

16. You don’t want to mess it up for others.

I think the biggest problem with telling young people there’s no Santa is because kids have no filter.

When everyone at school is talking about Santa, they’ll blurt out that Santa isn’t real, and they’ll crush all their classmates.

15. Because it’s fun.

When I was a kid my parents would give me gifts from Santa as well as themselves, so it doesn’t have to be one or the other.

She would also write on other gifts from Frosty the Snowman, from Rudolph, and a bunch of other imaginary christmas characters.

My mother even did this long after we stopped believing just for fun.

14. It’s a powerful force.

My mom didn’t raise us to believe in santa We knew it was her.

We still did all the santa stuff (writing letters, leaving out cookies and milk, etc) though just for fun.

13. That’s part of it.

I always thought it was all a way to get kids to behave. You didn’t want to be put on a naughty list.

Kids deal with having to follow their parent’s rules 24/7/365.

They are much more open to the idea of behaving well for a supernatural, omnipotent being that will reward them with presents if they’re good.

12. Things have gotten out of hand.

Aside from the points people have raised about it just being a bit of fun and excitement for the kids at Christmas, the gifts never used to be lavish and expensive, they were usually just small token gifts or treats – so it wasn’t that Santa had gone out and bought you a new Xbox, it was that the small items you found in your stocking on Christmas morning were left there by a magical man who lives at the North Pole/Lapland and visits good children once a year.

Now the holiday has become entirely about consumerism, the idea of Santa leaving all these gifts seems a bit weird and antiquated. I’m not saying we should abandon it (for the most part it’s a nice tradition and just a bit of fun for the little’uns at Christmas), but as others have pointed out it leaves some kids with awkward questions about why Santa likes little Timmy down the road more than them.

Side note, when I was a kid we had both – we’d get some small “stocking filler” stuff from Father Christmas, but the “main” gifts would always be from our parents.

11. It could be practical.

I know when I was a kid my parents weren’t well off at all and loved budgeting so whenever I got a toy or anything it would be something cheap and small.

Every Christmas i would say “Im asking Santa for this because I know it’s too expensive” And “Santa” would get at least one of the expensive gifts and my parents would give me the smaller things.

I think it was good so I never became more entitled and expected more from my parents. As some of the other posts said it made things magical because not only the lore of santa but it was the one time of year I could get a toy that I often saw the kids at school with.

And once I realized Santa wasn’t real it just made the gifts more special.

10. Four months? I think I’m doing something wrong.

“Santa’s watching” is a good excuse to get your kids to behave for like four months.

It also just makes the day more magical and fun.

9. He’s not without issue.

I used to think it was magical or just a bit of fun until I started teaching.

Every year come January the kids would come in and start talking (sometimes bragging) about what Santa had given them.

Sometimes Santa was extremely generous to certain children, others unfortunately not so much.

You could see some of the other children who were “good” thinking to themselves “why didn’t I get as much as everyone else?” It was actually a little heartbreaking.

8. Simpler times.

Historically speaking, the original Santa was a man who gave to the poor and expected nothing in return.

That’s what Santa is supposed to be and it’s supposed to teach children to be selfless and give even if there’s no incentive.

7. Everyone likes playing pretend.

I never really believed my parents about Santa (I think they made some slip-up really early that I picked up on) but I quite enjoyed buying into the fantasy anyway.

It’s a fun make-believe thing and I think actually lot of kids enjoy it even though they see through it.

Most of what young kids do with their friends is pretending anyway.

6. Because wonder.

I will tell my son about father Christmas to have some magic/wonder and I will also give him gifts from family and tell him it’s family because of the reasons you mentioned.

Christmas can be full of magic and wonder and love.

5. Being “in the know” feels cool.

Same, I remember quite early on in life I I snuck down the stairs in the middle of the night on Xmas Eve and saw my Mum wrapping presents.

Shock.

I stayed up the rest of the night literally watching out my window just to be sure, and sure enough… nary a plump, white haired man in a red suit with flying reindeer in sight.

The jig was up after that, I told my Mum and she confirmed but asked that I keep it an “big girl” secret (so not to spoil it for everyone else) and I did, kept on playing along with it to my siblings and friends…

4. It creates an experience.

I think it’s a few things:

It’s about giving your kids a magical story which is WAY cool when you’re young, and also, it gives them something that they can talk about with their friends.

If a kid is unhappy with a gift given to them, they can blame “Santa”, and not their parents. Also, it is easier to convince a child that they should be grateful for a stranger gave to them, instead of their own parents. “Maybe it’s not what you wanted, but Santa delivers billions of presents to kids all over the world” will hurt less than a kid finding out their parent doesn’t even know what kind of toys they like, and buying them bad ones.

I think the experience of finding out that Santa isn’t real is a good one. Parents + adults lie, is a good thing to teach to kids, especially if they employ their own reasoning skills to understand this.

3. Because it just happens.

This is what I’ve been saying but nobody believes me. I never believed in Santa because my mom was against it (she was super angry when she found out as a kid). Still loved Santa. Children don’t care.

What is real and what isn’t doesn’t matter to children as it does to adults. They see no value in what is real, they play make-believe all the time. It’s only when you get older (to old to believe in Santa) that you start to pick on how adults differentiate between reality and fairy tales.

2. That’s beautiful.

I used to tell my son when he was little that Santa Claus was the spirit of giving.

Not a real person, in other words. A symbol.

1. Not everyone does it, though.

I was raised with no Santa. My mom did have to tell me other kids believed in him after I tried to let my best friend in on the secret. Anyway, my parents, the ever weird people that they are, and my aunt (also very weird) came up with a different magical Christmas deity, the Cosmic Christmas Jellyfish, when I was four. I’ll explain the CCJ below because Santa probably would have been better.

The Cosmic Christmas Jellyfish (CCJ for short) live deep below the ocean and sometimes comes out and flies in the sky leaving a colorful goo in his wake that some people mistake for the Northern Lights. He is a giant, colorful, magical flying jellyfish. To receive presents on Christmas you must do as follows: 1. Clean your room 2. Leave a pistachio offering out for him 3. Be asleep. If all of those things are done he will eat the pistachios and poop out your presents. If they are not, however, he will rip you limb from limb, eviscerate you, and leave your guts strewn about your room to be discovered in the morning. I had a weird childhood

I was honestly a bit torn on the whole Santa thing when I became a parent, but it just kind of happens, and you know what?

Magic is hard to come by in life. I say let the kids hang onto it for as long as they’d like.

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Turning Off Gmail’s Smart Features Might Make You Harder to Track. Here’s How to Do It.

There are a lot of people out there who are more concerned with privacy than ever, and for some good reasons, too.

If 2020 has taught us anything it’s that we need to be prepared for anything, and honestly, I don’t know anyone who wants “the man” to be any more involved in our lives than they have to be.

Our email is easily tracked, of course, and if keeping things more private and harder to track is on your list of things to do in the new year, here’s one way to keep your Gmail account more secure.

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If your smart features are currently turned on, Google is collecting data on everything you’re doing while you use their products and services. The data can be sold to advertisers, or sometimes used to make it easier to use Google’s products.

They use data from Gmail, Chat and Meet to make their user experience more convenient, for example, like when your email or text tries to predict what you’re going to type next.

If you don’t want your data tracked and stored for any reason, though, you can opt out.

Right now you have to dig a little deeper to keep your data to yourself, in a few months Google will roll out new email settings that will allow you to simply disable the smart features with a single click.

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That means you’ll no longer have access to features like Smart Compose, Smart Reply, etc, but it also means Google isn’t rooting around in your business.

You’ll also be able to disable a setting that allows Gmail, Chat, and Meet data to be used in other Google apps.

To get their eyes and hands off, you’ll have to give up access to things like content suggestions, restaurant recommendations, or automated bill pay reminders.

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If you don’t want to wait for the new prompts to show up, you can change some of your preferences right now.

You pull up your Gmail, then Settings > General, to turn off the following options individually:

  • Smart compose
  • Smart compose personalization
  • Nudges
  • Smart reply

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Next, you’ll click on Settings > Inbox and deselect all inbox categories and turn off “Importance Markers.”

If you want to see what other Gmail data you can mess with, check out Settings > Accounts and Import > Other Google Account settings.

Turning those off should help protect your data for now, and with the changes coming and Google being more transparent about how their Smart features work, it should get even easier in the future.

At least, as far as we know.

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Scientists Are Using Human Cells to Enhance Monkey Brains. Is This a Good Idea?

In today’s edition of “More Scientists Need To Watch Movies”, some people think it’s a good idea to try to increase the size of a monkey’s brain.

Now, I have a problem with this for a couple of reasons, but the main one is that monkeys are gross, disgusting little disease vectors, and the last thing we need is them realizing they can spread germs to humans faster and on purpose.

But, as people – even the smart ones – never learn, here we are again.

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Scientists in southern China are working to better understand how evolution happened (they say) by enhancing the brains and intelligence of several transgenic macaque monkeys.

Bing Su is the geneticist at the Kunming Institute of Zoology who led the effort.

“This was the first attempt to understand the evolution of human cognition using a transgenic monkey model,” he confessed.

Their findings indicate that the modified monkeys are better able to pass tests involving memory, colors, and blocks, and their brains took longer to develop, too – more like human children.

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The results were published on March 27th in the National Science Review, and several Western scientists were quick to call the experiments reckless, questioning the ethics of genetically modifying primates.

James Sikela, a geneticist at the University of Colorado, is one of the scientists who has concerns.

“The use of transgenic monkeys to study human genes linked to brain evolution is a very risky road to take.

It is a classic slippery slope issue and one that we can expect to recur as this type of research is pursued.

…I find it troubling that the field is steamrolling along in this manner.”

While Europe and the US still continue to make it difficult to use primates for research, China has no such qualms.

That’s why Su was able to get this project off the ground during his quest for “signs of Darwinian selection,” and specifically, the selection for higher intelligence.

As humans evolved, our brains grew in size and power. Su, and surely others, are curious about which genes inspired the change, and given how similar our brains are to say, a chimps, they’re natural test subjects.

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If we can isolate the 2% difference between chimps and humans, then could we figure out what makes us human?

The gene that fascinates Su is MCPH1, or microcephalin. Its sequence differs between humans and apes, and human babies born with a damaged gene have tiny heads, which would seem to correlate to brain size.

In these most recent experiments, Su added human microcephalin to a monkey genome.

He and his collaborators at the Yunnan Key Laboratory exposed monkey embryos to a virus carrying the human microcephalin, and 5 of the 11 survived long enough to have their brains measured. They all had between 2 and 9 copies of the gene at the time.

Though ethics questions abound, Su feels that by experimenting on macaques and not apes, he’s avoided the biggest concerns of his peers.

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“Although their genome is close to ours, there are also tens of millions of differences.”

Basically, he doesn’t believe giving them a few human genes will somehow make them more than monkeys, ala Planet of the Apes, the way people fear might happen if the experiments were carried out on say, a chimp.

The transgenic monkeys in the experiments did not end up with physically larger brain, but they did score better on shot-term memory quizzes and other intelligence tests.

Martin Styner, a computer scientists involved in the paper, asked to have his name removed due to the belief that the experiments aren’t doing anything to further real scientific research into evolution.

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“I don’t think that is a good direction. Now we have created this animal which is different than it is supposed to be.

When we do experiments, we have to have a good understanding of what we are trying to learn, to help society, and that is not the case here.

They are trying to understand brain development.

And I don’t think they are getting there.”

Su and his team remain undaunted, with plans to create more modified transgenic monkeys in the near future.

What’s more, is that next time he plans to use a different DNA variant – SRGAP2C – which has been dubbed the “humanity switch,” due to its likely role in burgeoning human intelligence.

I don’t know about y’all, but I feel like we have enough going on.

Monkeys that are as smart as humans, apes or not, seem like a very bad idea.

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A Leasing Agent Learned the Hard Way to Read Her Own Fine Print

Not too many of us take the time to read the fine print on the contracts we sign, though I’d wager most of us know that we really should. It could come in handy if people try to pull one over on you – something history proves will happen at least a few times in all of our lives.

This woman, though, was no fool – and the leasing agent who tried to get her for an additional $4k learned the hard way to better choose her marks.

The tenet won a free year’s lease at a charity auction, but wanting something less expensive at the end of the free gig, she decided to move on somewhere new.

She ran into the leasing agent and let her know with a month to go that she wouldn’t be returning.

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The agent got nasty without hesitation, informing her tenant that she had missed the requirement to give 2 months notice and would therefore be liable for two months rent at the “new market rate.”

The woman said she would read over the lease and get back to her.

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The tenant came armed with black-and-white – the actual lease that said the leasing agent was the one in the wrong.

If rent was to be increased, she was required to notify the tenant by certified mail at least 2 months in advance.

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They got into a brief tussle about whether “required” is actually, you know, required, but everyone in the room knew the tenant had won.

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Yes, call corporate. Let’s see what they say!

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Surprise! She never heard a peep and moved on with her life.

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Read the small print, friends.

And that goes double if you plan to use it to take advantage of someone else.

What do you think about this situation?

Let us know in the comments!

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Strategies That Can Help You Deal With Being Bullied as an Adult

When we think of bullies and how to survive them, our minds typically go to being young.

I think that’s because we’re – rightfully – extra concerned about the mental health of kiddos whose minds are still developing, and who typically don’t have the experience and life skills to cope.

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Even if we do have that experience and those skills as adults, though, dealing with someone who is bullying us at work or in our personal life still really stinks.

If that’s something you’re dealing with now – or feel like you might in the future – here’s some advice from clinically-trained marriage and family therapist Roger S. Gil on how to handle it effectively (and with class).

1. Separate yourself as much as possible

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You may not have the option of telling the “teacher” for one reason or another, but you can employ what Gil calls “avoidance strategies.”

“Avoidance strategies can be as simple as upping the privacy on your social media, ensuring you’re not alone around the bully, or devising an escape plan should the bully try to corner you.

While the passive approach may not be the most popular one, it may be the only course of action for some people who feel that they cannot address the bullying directly.”

If you’re comfortable, you could do something like ask your boss to reassign your workspace or to be switched to a different team or project.

Basically, if you have the chance to put physical space between the two of you, do it.

2. Refuse to play the victim

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Bullies look for people who they think are vulnerable and weak, because the last thing they want to deal with is someone who fights back, says Gil.

“Bullies might go after the “short” girl, “fat” guy, “ugly” kid, etc. because they feel they can target the person in the area where they are the most insecure. Some bullies will target someone who they perceive to be an “alpha” (e.g. the popular girl, the good-looking guy, etc.) to boost their ego. This strategy serves a social purpose in that the bully is trying to establish power so nobody else will try to push them around.”

Basically the old, “act like it doesn’t bother you and they’ll probably stop” works with adults, too.

You can try laughing when they make jokes at your expense, thanking them for sarcastic compliments, pretending you don’t hear them when they’re being rude, and keeping your cool if you do something embarrassing.

All easier said than done, but if you can manage it, definitely an effective tool.

3. Stand up for yourself

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If the bully keeps pushing after you’ve tried some more indirect routes, you can try standing up to them. Gil recommends pointing out their bad behavior as a great way to get under their skin.

“Assuming the bully is nonviolent and unlikely to find some other way to harm you, confronting them by pointing out that their behavior is bullying is sometimes a good start.

Avoid provoking them but, at the same time, question their motives and what purpose going after someone who has done them no wrong serves them.

This shows that you’re not afraid to call them out and, if necessary, put them on the defensive.”

Some tips for getting the most out of the confrontation include:

  • Prepare for the encounter by knowing what you want to say, as well as where and when you’d like to say it. Having a plan can definitely ease your anxiety.
  • Be calm and self-assured, but don’t attack them. If you get emotional, they may take that as a sign of weakness and turn the tables.
  • Be specific about what they’re doing that you need them to stop.
  • Do it in private. That is, unless you think having backup might be necessary for HR reasons.

4. Loop someone in who can help

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If you’ve done everything you can think of on your own, or if things are going too far and you can feel yourself getting beaten down, don’t hesitate to ask for help. Your safety and mental health have to be a top priority, so Gil says not to let your pride prevent you from getting the help and protection you need.

“It goes without saying that any perceived physical threat should be handled with the assistance of local law enforcement or other community resource.

Some bullies are dangerous and may need legal interventions (e.g. restraining order, police report, etc.) to reduce the risk of harm.”

If this is happening at work, there are protections in place to help. Reach out to your HR department and ask about policies on bullying and a hostile work environment – most employers will act quickly to avoid being implicated.

There you go!

These are some great ideas on how to handle adult bullies, so though I hope you never have to deal with one, now you have ways out if you do.

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Grocery Store Interactions You’ll Be Glad Didn’t Happen to You

Anytime we’re in a space with other people we don’t know, there’s the potential for an awkward interaction or confrontation.

Maybe you’ve never had an awkward or embarrassing moment in the grocery store, but these 13 people definitely have – and after reading through them, you’ll be so, so happy you’ve escaped all of those trips unscathed.

13. I just cringed.

Proudly saying ¨i will pay for it ¨. but came up short $5

#Awkwardgroceystorymoments

12. Her mom probably was mortified, too.

When I was ten, I was dancing in a trader joe’s and I crashed into a huge tower of pre-made coffee jugs. I wasn’t hurt, and nor was the coffee, but my dignity is another story…

11. So many kids have these stories!

9yo me went to the grocery store and there was a lady there who looked very much like a friend of ours.

I got excited and run up to her and hugged her.

She looked down at me and another girl she was with also looked strange at me.

I wished the floor would swallow me.

Apologized in a hurry and left.

10. That is just awful.

Frozen goods isle at Walmart.

Older gentleman opened the freezer cabinet, stuck his head in, proceeded to sneeze, closed up, and walked on about his business.

I chose to purchase my ice cream elsewhere that day.

9. Definite creeper vibes.

So there was a guy that I somehow kept coming across at every aisle. It was totally unexpected.

We were doing our respective shopping and unknowingly came across each other at every other aisle.

After 20 min of this, we crossed again in the Dairy section and he smiled at me. He was very cute so I smiled back. He let me go first for billing too. It felt like a movie and it was some kinda meet cute moment.

A week later he tries to get in touch on fb and Ig. It felt so weird because how did he find me? I blocked him and am very scared to even make eye contact with strangers at any store I go.

8. Being a woman is hard.

Early 30’s, shopping at night. Guy asked me about cookies. Yup, fell right into it. Then he said he just wanted to ask me out. I told him I was in a relationship.

HE SAID HE DIDN’T CARE; my S/O didn’t have to know. I told him that I would know and NO, I would not go out with him.

I was so rattled that I left and paid without finishing my shopping. It creeped me out because it was so late at night. I never went shopping at night again.

7. Bless his heart.

I went to go pay for some items at the self checkout and my card wasn’t working so i tried multiple times and the cashier at one of the stands was like sir is this your card?

and i just stood there being like uhhhhh yes? and so she called in security and i was just like i can pay cash and i am forever made fun of by everyone i know for that

6. A+ parenting.

I was 3 at the time and I saw some candy.

I picked it up but in my rush to catch up with my mom I put it in my pocket and ended up taking it home without paying.

When mom found out, she dragged me to the store and made me confess and return it.

5. Were there drugs involved?

I was on an aisle shopping when the store was pretty empty of customers and look up to see a giant walking “Twinkie the Kid” at the end of the aisle waving at me. Now that’s a huge costumed Twinkie in a cowboy hat & boots.

I wonder if I’ve lost my mind and desperately look around for anyone to verify what I’m seeing, but no one was in sight. I weakly waved back, and he walked off, never to be seen again.

I still picture some guy taking off the costume in the employee lounge, chuckling “Freaked another one out!”

4. The sound I just made.

I’m a teacher, so I often run into my students or their families in the grocery store. As I was walking up and down aisles in the grocery store, I passed a guy, who I recognized from a parent-teacher conference.

He kept staring at me. Finally, he stopped and said, “You look so familiar. Where do I know you from?” I often refer to my students as “my kids,” so I replied, “I think you’re one of my kids’ dads.”

To which he responded, “No. You’re very beautiful. I think I would remember f***ing you.”

It took me a few minutes to recover from that.

3. Double whammy.

This happened about a year or two ago.

I saw the back of my friend Rowan at the produce aisle and I ran over and whacked him on the back of the head (because that’s how we greet each other lol).

When he turned around, it wasn’t Rowan.

It was my teacher. (Rowan’s like 6 feet tall oof)

2. What else are parents for?

As the proud new manager of a grocery store, my son led me on a tour, taking me to see the new display of bulk candy in the middle of the store. As he talked and laughed in excitement, he popped a red and white mint into his mouth and immediately appeared to be choking.

When he couldn’t talk, I screamed for help and gave him the Heimlich maneuver. People came to our assistance while my son gestured that he was not choking, but couldn’t talk. One customer brought him coffee from the break room to “melt” the candy.

My son was completely embarrassed in front of his fellow employees that he was never choking at all, but had a muscle spasm in his throat when he propelled the large candy into his mouth and it slid down his esophagus! He was completely humiliated by my screaming for help!

1. Trip on me once…

I brought down a police officer.

I was leaving the shop with three bags and managed to miss the top step of the stairs (not even 1 meter drop). Shopping bags tearing at my arms, I fell forward and right into a tall guy who had a coffee in hand and wore a vest with giant letters saying POLIZEI. Me and my shopping bags knocked him straight down and landed on top of him. Needless to say, his coffee was gone and I was mortified.

is colleagues helped us up, we were both ok. I offered new coffee and his colleagues teased him about his non-existent reflexes and that he should maybe return to the car instead of raiding the nearby metro station.

Worst part: I saw him again a few days later. I was walking down the steps to the metro station and he was coming up. When he spotted me, he changed sides and hold his coffee with both hands.

I am secondhand dying, y’all.

If you’ve got a similar story you could share, please regale us in the comments!

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Funny Memes That’ll Give You the Chuckles

You need a chuckle. I need a chuckle. WE ALL NEED A CHUCKLE this instant.

And guess how we’re gonna do it today? Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…

You’re right! We’re going to laugh with the help of hilarious memes.

What a world we live in!

Let’s start now!

1. You must be a chef!

I am very impressed!

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2. I’m sure your boss loved this.

And I’m also sure you got fired.

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3. You can’t unsee it.

I’ll never be the same after this…

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4. This is very accurate.

Read the fine print.

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5. These ants need an intervention.

You guys need to slow it down!

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6. I’m getting very concerned.

And you’re being judged.

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7. It’s more like a cesspool.

Slim pickings around here.

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8. Have fun reading that book!

It might be a bit confusing.

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9. This is not going well.

Guys…it’s time to see a counselor.

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10. She looks like she had a good time.

Mother knows best.

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11. All very cold.

Especially the last one.

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12. I support this new endeavor.

And it looks like you are doing very well! Bravo, friend!

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That’s the good stuff right there!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some more funny stuff that you think will make us laugh.

Memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc! Thanks!

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Funny Memes That We Know You’re Gonna Love!

If there’s one thing you can count on us for, it’s that we’re going to consistently bring you great memes.

Hey, it’s what we do! And we think we’re pretty darn good at it. Not to brag or anything, but we are leaders of the meme game, okay?

So what do you say? Are you ready for a solid set of funniness?

Enjoy these memes and get ready to laugh, friends!

1. You know you’re still gonna do it.

No shame in that!

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2. Yeah, we didn’t need to see that.

Please stop!

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3. This will fix you, sir.

Let’s try the lavender.

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4. It’s crazy down there.

You better be careful.

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5. Ummmm, not exactly.

I’ll start it again tomorrow.

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6. This is scary.

Does it look familiar?

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7. This is pretty true.

Enough of that!

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8. Time to party!

You’re probably not gonna get very far…

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9. Because I’m broke.

Is that a good enough reason?

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10. Hahahaha. This is good.

I see what you did there!

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11. What am I doing here?

I still can’t remember…

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12. Thank God for that.

Comes in handy in your 20s. And your 30s. Trust me.

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Let’s keep this party going, shall we?

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you’ve seen lately. Or that you’ve seen a year ago. We don’t really care.

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, all the good stuff.

Thanks, fam!

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Tweets About Midwestern Folks That Are Right on the Money

I no longer live in the Midwest, but I still have great memories of spending a lot of my time growing up in Illinois and Kansas. There’s just something special and unique about that part of the country.

And, who knows, I might end up back there someday…you just never know…

If you’re from there, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

So let’s quit with the chit-chat and celebrate the Midwest, shall we? Enjoy!

1. This is very true.

I’ve seen it myself many, many times…

2. It’s just the way it is.

Don’t try to figure it out. It’ll drive you crazy.

3. Bacon is life in the Midwest.

And don’t you forget it!

4. Oh yes, I know that spot.

It’s the guiding light for everyone.

5. We like to get down and roller boogie!

You gotta get on board with this one!

6. It’s a staple of every household.

Brings back a lot of memories.

7. We’re a casual people…

So don’t try to hurry us!

8. Yeah, that’s kind of a weird one…

No explanation for that one.

9. Just end it already!

Enough is enough, okay?

10. I can confirm this.

Even if it’s a five-hour flight.

11. It’s not close enough yet.

Nothing to worry about!

12. It’s nice and balmy outside.

You don’t even need a jacket.

Hey o! Those are great!

We could all use a little bit of laughter right now, don’t you think?

And now it’s your turn, amigos.

In the comments, share some more funny Midwestern observations with us. We’d love to hear from you!

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