12+ People Reveal Their Personal “Strange Addictions”

If you’ve never seen the television show My Strange Addiction, you know that there is no limit to how bizarre people’s addictions can get. From eating their cat’s hair to coffee enemas, we’re a little grossed out, but also kind of impressed.

What I’m trying to say is brace yourself before reading through the 15 confessions below.

#15. Chewing

“Chewing the inside of my mouth.”

#14. Only in albums

“All of my music is in albums. Only like one song? Well shit, have to download that album. Song only released as a single? Put it in a folder and pretend it’s an album.

I have Pendulums Hold your Colour 2 times, once in the 2005 and once in the 2007 version because they changed 2 songs but my brain is not satisfied if I only have those 2 changed songs.”

#13. Daydreaming

“I will listen to music for hours on end while walking around a room, imagining various stories and scenarios.”

#12. Stress relieving

“It’s extremely satisfying to pluck my pubes. It’s like, stress relieving. Strange, but stress relieving/addictive.”

#11. Like I can’t breathe without it

“Nose spray. Been on it since I was a kid and feel like I can’t breathe without it. Menthol is my favorite.”

#10. Sounds so good

“When I am out walking in wooded areas I spend a lot of time trying to find pine cones to stand on.

I do it because when you find a suitably dry one it feels amazing and sounds so good.

Do it. Tends to work best if they are stood upright.”

#9. Addicted to picking

“This is so gross but I am addicted to picking. Pimples, dry skin, scabs, anything pick-able I will dig at it till I bleed. No I am not on drugs. It’s so bad that I am contemplating hypnosis.

EDIT – wow didn’t realise I wasn’t the only obsessive compulsive picker, nor did I realise it was an actual condition. Not sure how to feel about the fact that this is a diagnosed disorder though ? Thanks for the tips and advice kind strangers!”

#8. Avoiding phone calls

“I’m addicted to avoiding phone calls.”

#7. Picking and pulling

“Picking the skin on the side of my nails and toe nails. Pulling my eyelashes and eyebrows.”

#6. Specifically from old books

“Eating paper (although I don’t do it as much now). Not any paper though but specifically paper from old books – you know, this yellowish/brownish thin paper that smells really nice. I’ve been eating it since probably 12 and till about 27 or so. I’d just get some old book and keep tearing sheets of paper from then and chew them for some time and then gradually break them into pieces and swallow. Can’t even count how many books I’ve eaten this way, but at some point I had a drawer stuffed with book covers with no paper inside.
Now, you’re probably thinking “There’s no way it’s good for you”, which makes sense, but somehow I never had any health problems because of it, so I didn’t really have any motivation to stop, plus I was craving paper so much. Later I found out that it’s likely I have Pica disorder, which makes people crave uneatable things, but didn’t know where I could get help for it, so I continued.
Anyway, now I moved to another country and didn’t bring any old books with me, so I don’t really eat paper as much anymore (except for occasional pieces of toilet paper or tissues). But whenever I go back to the place where I grew up (which has plenty of old books), I sometimes still can’t resist and end up eating paper again.”

#5. It’s so satisfying

“I crack my ankles incessantly, sort of like how one might crack their knuckles. Idk what it is but it’s so… satisfying.

Edit: a word.”

#4. 100%

“Making sure my nose is 100% booger free.”

#3. 7 so far

“Donating sperm to lesbians.

I started off donating to some friends then they began recommending me to other lesbians through a fb group.

It’s so rewarding and I’ve fathered 7 so far.”

#2. Alongside Steve

“This one guy named Steve on YouTube. He’s like 60-something years old and I’ve been watching his videos for over 10 years now. All he does is post videos of him talking about mundane things in a monotone voice, and he doesn’t really do anything aside from hang around his house and play video games, from what I can tell. But I love his videos. They’re really weird and the fact that he’s been doing it regularly since like 2005 just makes it that much better. I feel like I’ve grown into adulthood alongside Steve. Although Steve has literally been doing the same things for the last 10+ years, whereas I’ve done a few different things, maybe.”

#1. Other brands are just not as good

“Band-aids!! I love band-aids. I have an entire drawer under my bathroom sink full of different styles/types of band-aids. But only Band-Aid brand… other brands are just not as good.”

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Native Japanese People Share the 12+ Biggest Tourist Faux Pas They’ve Ever Seen

There are different cultural norms around the world that are important to be aware of when traveling abroad. If you’re headed to Japan anytime soon and the culture is one that’s new to you, you might want to check out these 15 “oops” moments committed below – so you don’t follow in their cringe-y footsteps.

#15. I gagged.

“Full (and native) Japanese girl here! something I can finally answer! English is my second language so sorry if I do that thing where I don’t make sense lol.

I think the most cringey thing I have ever witnessed is at a sushi store.

Some sushi places, we have a container with (green) tea powder and you basically make your own hot tea (there’s a spout where you push and hot water comes out on your table/counter). So you basically put in the powder then add hot water into your cup and you have your tea.

I was eating sushi one day in Shibuya which is a very populated tourist spot and there was a family who were clearly foreign. One stood out to me as she was the daughter and seemed to scream “I love japan” from her clothes and everything. So her parents were asking her things and she would confidently answer.

So they asked her what that green powder was.

She confidently said it was wasabi.

So she proceeded to instruct them to put the green tea powder into the soy sauce and mix it together. So they did. I gagged a little.

Then she encouraged them to use their chopsticks to grab ginger out of a box that is used to share with others (basically a communal box of ginger with a tong in it so it doesn’t cross contaminate).

Not only did they use chopsticks to grab the ginger… they eventually used the tong to eat their sushi since they couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks… then they put it back in the ginger container for the next customers to use. I gagged again.”

#14. What a guy.

“I lived in Japan for a few years, I’m not Japanese but speak the language.

Mostly guys in bars who think they’ll get a free flock of cute Japanese girls around them. Sure you get by easy in conversation as a foreigner but the shit some of them try to pull is crazy to me. A guy I went to school with had this “tactic” to trap girls in 4seat booths by just sitting down and not leaving. We all told him he’s being a dick but I think that made it worse. He started carrying a notebook of “pickup lines” and thought himself of some pickupartist. The cringiest I saw of him was probably how he rated all the girls in a coffee place as he entered in his notebook and then went on to try to speak to as many as he could(or the best looking). It would seem he’d study Japanese and needed help but he just had a number of cheesy pickup lines. Guys like this was not uncommon, this guy in particular even had a “apprentice”..

I later found out he married, got her pregnant and then cheated on her “openly” but didn’t give a shit. Then got fired and went back home. What a guy.”

#13. Every old person or sad-looking girl they see.

“I hate seeing bearded Hipsters who show up wearing all North Face with huge expensive cameras hanging off their necks. They then take pictures of every old person or sad looking girl they see. I’ll take whites dressed as narator or one piece any day.”

#12. Disapprovingly.

“I’m not Japanese but I saw some very short western tourist walking through Ueno station heavily intoxicated, stopping to throw up on the train tracks. A lot of Japanese people were staring at him disapprovingly. He then tried to get in a taxi but couldn’t explain where his hotel was because he was too pissed up. Oh I suppose I should state that this person was me back in my younger days. What an absolute melt I was.”

#11. A decent human being.

“As long as you have common sense, people are generally quite tolerant and understanding of tourists not knowing all the little cultural intricacies. Really, it’s quite hard to do something actively offensive without deliberately trying. Just be a decent human being and I sincerely doubt you’ll get in any trouble.”

#10. Directly onto the road.

“Someone clearing their nose/sinuses in the street. You know, cover one nostril then blow… letting everything fall directly onto the road.”

#9. Like an anime character.

“I have a friend who lived in Tokyo until last year and he said the worst thing is a white tourist who speaks Japanese to a Japanese person but gets it completely wrong and talks like an anime character.

He says it’s nice to hear someone try to speak their language but the Americans taking like an anime character is the worst thing ever.”

#8. Logan.

“How is Logan Paul not on the top of the list? I saw a video showing a compilation of his Japan trip. Even the stuff he did before the forest was horribly cringe-worthy and disrespectful.”

#7. The comments in this thread.

“The comments in this thread are cringier than most things I’ve seen listed so far.”

#6. Ah, levity.

“Run out of business cards.”

#5. Just…so much cringe

“Asked my wife.

She stopped for a moment and then said “Fat sweaty guys in hentai t-shirts in Akihabara trying to pick up the touts for the maid cafes while holding their purchases from the onaho shop”

I gotta say, that sounds pretty fucking cringy.”

#4. People who are loud.

“I work in a Japanese office, so I asked my co-worker this question.

He says that, despite what some may think, many Japanese don’t find it cringey when foreigners wear Japanese Kimonos or Yutaka. He also said, though it’s laughable, bad Japanese/anime Japanese at least shows that the person is trying to learn. So he doesn’t find that cringey.

People getting shit-faced and making an ass of themselves? Well plenty of salarymen and other Japanese workers do that just as often, so it’s not that bad.

People who can’t use chopsticks are to be expected, as they’re not used elsewhere.

So then, what does he find cringey?

People who are loud and butt in on conversations. People who are overly touchy-feely to people they just met (he said even hand shakes can be considered a bit of a cringe situation depending on how they’re done). Tourists trying to pick up girls at HUB is pretty cringey too, especially the super unhygienic ones that smell awful.

Edit: I talked to another co-worker. He said there was a foreigner in a park just bumbling around. The foreigner saw a bunch of little kids playing and went and tried to play with them. He took the ball and started saying “boing boing.” The mothers of these children immediately came over and took their kids away. Evidently boing is an onomatopoeia for boobs bouncing here and they thought he was being lewd.”

#3. In the suicide forest.

“Film a dead body in the suicide forest.”

#2. Believe it or not.

“Not Japanese but lived there. Touch and harass maiko/geisha.

Believe it or not they’re people trying to get to their jobs. Let them get there without accosting them for your Instagram pic.”

#1. In public.

“Ask for senpai notices in public.”

 

The more you know!

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You Totally Fell For These 20+ Lies from Your Favorite Movies

This might come as a shock to you, but most of our favorite movies are totally “liar, liar, pants on fire!” Some more than others, and the magnitude of the whoppers they tell! It’s almost too much to believe, except it’s true. We wouldn’t lie to you about that.

1. Rachel McAdams didn’t dye her hair blonde for Mean Girls, she just put on a wig and ran with it.

Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures

2. Genovia from The Princess Diaries was totally made up! It doesn’t exist at all, and their pears are probably fake too!

3. That’s Julia Roberts’ head on the Pretty Woman poster, but that hot bod belongs to her body double.

4. Jessie from The Parent Trap wasn’t Jessie at all. She was really named Chessy!

5. In High School Musical, that wasn’t Zac Efron belting out tunes, it was Drew Seely, and Zac still looks a little hurt by it.

6. Ralph Macchio was no kid when he made Karate Kid, he was 22! Makes you wonder if the guys running the All-Valley tournament knew that.

7. Haylie Duff was the singing voice for Isabella in the Lizzie McGuire movie, not Hilary Duff like we were tricked into believing.

8. When Pocahontas and John Smith met, he was 28, and she was only 10! Dude….

9. In A League of Their Own, young Dottie Henson is totally Geena Davis, but old Dottie was Lynn Cartwright. Who knew?

10. That’s not JLo singing in Selena. She did have to go thorough a singing audition, but they went with Selena’s own voice for the movie, and all this time you thought she rocked it.

11. While we’re dishing, Rebecca Ferguson didn’t sing as Jenny Lind in The Greatest Showman.

12. Jack and Rose in Titanic are completely made up. James Cameron pulled them out of thin air. They were never on the Titanic, but the rest of the story is pretty much real.

13. And by the way, those final scenes were shot in  pool that only had water about waist high in most places, and not the ocean as it appeared on film.

14. Just between us, Donny Osmond sang the vocals for Li Shang in Mulan, but it’s a secret!

15. In Sister Act it wasn’t Sister Mary Clarence who was a fake, Sister Mary Robert is the real Sister Mary Fraud! Wendy Makkena, aka Sister Mary Robert, lip synced everything!

Photo Credit: Touchstone Pictures

16. In Back to the Future II, Michael J. Fox not only played himself at different ages, he also played Seamus and his own daughter Marlene McFly, too!

17. To make the raptor noises in Jurassic Park, they recorded mating tortoises, and they sound absolutely terrifying!

18. Zachary was the best in Hocus Pocus, and just so you know, he was actually named Thackery! And you thought you knew him well.

19. And while we’re talking about Thackery, Sean Murray played him on screen, but it was Jason Marsden that voiced the cat.

20. It took 48 pigs to play the title role in the film Babe, and that’s a lot of bacon any way you slice it!

21. Forrest Gump may have used real events to tell a story, but Forrest Gump wasn’t a real person.

Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures

22. Also, Forrest Gump doesn’t own the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Landry Inc. owns the restaurant chain, and Lt. Dan gets nothing.

Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures

23. And if you really want to be blown away… ALL the babies in Rugrats In Paris: The Movie were voiced by women. Elizabeth Daily voiced Tommy Pickles, Kath Soucie voiced Phil and Lil DeVille, Cheryl Chase voiced Angelica Pickles, and Christine Cavanaugh voiced Chuckie Finster.

Even if our favorite movies lie to us, it’s all to keep us entertained, and on some level, we have to thank them for that.

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Kenyan Filmmaker Went to Court So Her LGBT Film Wouldn’t Get Banned

People in the United States, as well as most of the Western world, are used to seeing love stories of all sizes, shapes, and types depicted on the big screen. But this story is a stark reminder of the uphill battle that the LGBT community faces in other cultures.

Recently, Kenyan filmmaker Wanuri Kahiu saw her internationally acclaimed independent film, Rafiki, banned in her home country because of its content. The film features two young women from opposing political backgrounds who fall in love, a storyline that was deemed inappropriate by the Kenya Film Classification Board back in April for “promoting lesbianism.”

Kahiu stood up for herself, her film, and for the LGBT community in Kenya when she filed a lawsuit against the board, claiming the ruling violated her right to free speech and free expression as an artist.

Recently, the High Court ruled in her favor, with Justice Wilfrida Okwany writing, “I am not convinced that Kenya is such a weak society that its moral foundation will be shaken by seeing such a film.” The judge also pointed out that the practice of homosexuality “did not begin with Rafiki.”

The decision means that Kahiu can submit her film for Best Foreign Language Film at the Oscars – although Rafiki has been shown at Cannes, in South Africa, and in Toronto, it must be shown in the country where it was produced for at least seven consecutive days to be eligible for an Academy Award.

Kahiu received the news while waiting to board a flight, and sent this out on Twitter.

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The reactions were happy from her fellow Kenyans, who seemed to agree with the Court’s ruling.

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The classification board, however, remained stubbornly against the ruling in a public statement, noting that although they would comply with the court orders, “it is a sad moment, not only for the film industry, but to all Kenyans who stand for morality, that a film that glorifies homosexuality is allowed to be the country’s branding tool abroad.”

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Their CEO proved equally unmovable with the following Tweet:

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With Kenyans awaiting a potentially landmark ruling on the constitutionality of punishing same-sex intercourse with up to 14 years in prison, the High Court’s ruling in Kahiu’s case could prove telling.

The bottom line in this case, though, was summed up nicely by Dudley Ochiel, Kahiu’s lead attorney:

“The ruling is a win for the freedom of expression and artistic creativity in Kenya.”

Let’s hope it’s not the last.

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Don’t Miss These 10 Great Horror Movie Sequels This Halloween

It’s common knowledge that the sequel is never as good as the original, especially when it comes to horror movies. Even more than regular films, these tend to spawn long franchises that only get worse as the number after the title increases.

But trust me, as a lifelong horror fanatic, I’m here to tell you that there are PLENTY of scary movie sequels that are worth watching.

So grab the popcorn, dim the lights, lock the doors, and check out these quality sequels during this Halloween season. Add your own favorite horror sequels in the comments!

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Let’s be honest: the original Nightmare is a classic, the second one is…not very good. But the franchise made a nice comeback in 1987 with Dream Warriors (and features a killer metal song by Dokken). Freddy lives!

2. Creepshow 2 (1987)

Stephen King and George A. Romero, two horror legends, created the original Creepshow in 1982. An homage to the horror comics of the 1950s and 1960s, this anthology of short horror films is a lot of fun. Beware of the blob in the lake!

3. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

How on Earth could George A. Romero follow up his classic Night of the Living Dead? His 1968 film changed the face of horror forever. Well, 10 years later Dawn of the Dead was released, and it is still regarded as the best zombie film of all time. I agree wholeheartedly.

4. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

I actually think Part 2 is a much better movie than the original Friday the 13th. Don’t get me wrong, I like the first one just fine, but I think the second entry in the series is stronger. Jason is on the loose (he doesn’t have a hockey mask yet), killing counselors near Camp Crystal Lake. The body count continues!

5. Evil Dead II (1987)

Sam Raimi shocked the horror world in 1981 with his low-budget gorefest The Evil Dead. In 1987, Evil Dead II smacked audiences right in the face with an even more over-the-top dose of blood, guts, and comedy. A great, slapstick performance by the legendary Bruce Campbell makes this one a true horror classic.

6. The Exorcist III (1990)

The second sequel to the legendary shocker The Exorcist has gained a cult following since its release in 1990. The man who wrote the original book, William Peter Blatty, directed this film starring George C. Scott as an investigator hot on the trail of a (possibly deceased) Satanic serial killer. I remember seeing this in the theater as a young kid and there are some legitimate scares in this one.

7. Final Destination 2 (2003)

The first Final Destination film was a whole lot of film, but the second in the franchise upped the gore and the scares. The opening sequence on a rain-slicked highway is one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve ever seen. Thumbs up!

8. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) 

Everyone talks about how Halloween II, released in 1981, is the best sequel in this classic series, but I have to disagree. Part 4 is atmospheric, creepy, and a return to form for Michael Myers.

9. Aliens (1986)

The original Alien from 1979 is a masterpiece of science-fiction and horror. Aliens arrived 7 years later and is a classic in its own right. James Cameron directed this action-thriller-horror tale with Sigourney Weaver starring as the iconic Ripley.

10. 28 Weeks Later (2007)

The follow-up to 28 Days Later is pretty frightening as well. The opening scene in a farmhouse is especially memorable. Some people even argue that 28 Weeks Later is better than the original.

Happy horror viewing!

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10 Near-Death Experiences from People on Reddit

Even though we all know death will come for us eventually, it’s not on our minds the majority of the time. Some folks, however, have had an uncomfortably close brush with the Grim Reaper. Here are 10 stories from people who narrowly missed death.

10. Please, please, don’t dive into the shallow end of a pool

My “I survived” moment happened when I was fourteen. Playing around the pool my friends and I were playing Marco Polo. I was out of the water trying to get away from being tagged by my friend. “Fish outa water!” he screams, I dove head first with my arms by my sides into the shallow four and a half end of my pool.

I awoke later that night in the hospital not able to move anything: legs, arms, lungs (on a ventilator at that time) scared with no answers.

Twenty-four years later I still don’t know what I was thinking doing that. I’m now in a wheelchair with most of my mobility intact. I’m depressed at times about the incident but I can say “I survived!

9. A difficult family life

When I was 5 or 6 my oldest cousin (15 at the time) walked into my room while I was laying down and smothered me. She held me down, put a pillow over my face and sat on my chest while she tried to snuff the life out of me. And she almost succeeded. I lost consciousness and woke up to my grandmother and aunt (cousins mom) timing my pulse and screaming that they may need an ambulance.

This would become a theme with her. The adults caught her crushing pills and mixing it into my food one night. After that I was told to Never eat or drink anything she gave me. I had to be with an adult 24/7 or shed attack me. When i couldn’t swim she pushed me into the in ground pool and went inside. I almost drowned.

That entire side of my family was extremely abusive and were deep in the drug trade. Cops were never called for anything. She was heavily abused by her dad and I assume took her anger out on me. My bio dad was abusive in his own ways but no where near as awful as her dad so I can see how that would make her snap.

She had a sad life and has been missing since 2012.

8. Five bullets

When I was 8 my biological father came to my house in east Texas with his brothers pistol from his safe. He had bipolar disorder and after physically and mentally abusing my mother for the past two years after their divorce he snapped and decided he was done with her. It was supposed to be only my mother, my two sisters, and I in the house, but my mother called my grandfather who had the flu at the time to come to our house even though he lived two hours away.

My father came to the door and my grandfather answered, he told my father to go home but he refused, my mother came to the door and my father pulled out a pistol and they wrestled on the front porch which ended up with my grandfather getting shot where his appendix would be. The gun didn’t rack itself I assume because they were all holding the gun when he pulled the trigger so he wasn’t able to fire again. After he shot he dropped the gun and ran.

He wasn’t expecting any resistance or for anyone to be there to protect us, he only brought five bullets, and planned on using all five, one for my mom, 2 for my sisters, one for me, and the last for himself.

I had no intervention in the situation and slept through the whole thing. I had no idea that when I went to sleep that night it very well could have been my last. He only got sentenced to twenty years for assault with a deadly weapon because my grandfather survived. He’s 11 years in and is eligible for parole. I still like to think of it as an “I survived” story even though I wasn’t able to do anything to prevent it.

7. Pirate ambush

Working as a merchant navy officer.

Our vessel was about 60 nautical miles away from Somalia, our way was through the sea of Aden and into the Mediterranean from the Suez Canal. It was my shift at the time, 1600 to 2000 hrs. It was a calm afternoon.

As we approached the sea of Aden we were ambushed by two large boats from starboard(the right side of the ship). Around 20 Somali pirates (10 and 10 on each boat) attacked us. Some of them had AK’47s and fires immediately at the bridge. We had armed mercenaries on board, so we were protected, but nevertheless, in danger.

A stray bullet flew straight into the bridge (even to this day, I can’t even understand how that happened) and got me on my lower left leg. A burning sensation rushed through my body, I lost a lot of blood. Our armed security drove the pirates away with no casualties, and I got immediate health care from the captain and the 2nd officer.

I survived, and now I have a good story to tell.

6. Always check your mirrors

This just happened on Saturday night. I was at a friends with with a few of my friends and it was pretty late so we decide to take off.

Right when we get in the car another one of our friends calls and she sounds hammered and on the verge of crying. She says shes drunk in the city and her phones at 1% so of course I tell her well come get her. So I’m driving down I55 into Chicago and at one point the 4 lane highway splits.

I’m going left at the fork but in the right lane and I’m looking at my mirror to go into the left lane. The second I look up I realize there was a guy that was going right at the fork who changed his mind last minute and was less than an inch from smashing right into me but luckily I already began switching lanes.

Everyone in the car was screaming and I casually kept singing the song on the radio. My friend in the passenger seat went quite for a second and then said “let’s never talk about that.”

Turns out the guy actually grazed my bumper but it isnt really damaged at all. He was clearly drunk.

5. Oleander is surprisingly dangerous

When I was 5, we moved into a house where a massive oleander bush was growing over the fence. Oleander flowers littered the lawn. I played with them and then went inside, had something to eat, and played with my sisters for a bit.

Next thing I remember, I’m in a doctor’s office. I’m shivering and I ask for a blanket. The doctor puts a sheet of the paper that they use to cover the bed over me. They explain to my parents that I’m going to be fine and I can be taken home.

When I was a bit older (10 yrs), my mother told me that I had been telling her that my chest hurt and I couldn’t breathe, and she grew concerned enough to take me to the ER. I had fallen asleep in the car ans stayed asleep until waking up in the doc’s office.

I googled it and read that Oleander is incredibly poisonous and works by paralyzing the respiratory system. Just one oleander flower can kill a horse. People have died from using oleander branches to roast food when camping. I had gotten pretty severaly poisoned just by eating food with oleander residue on my hands. If I had bitten or eaten just a bit of the flower (which I very easily could have done since I was a dumbass that often ate random things), I would have died pretty quickly.

So… yeah… I survived.

4. A solid case for arachnophobia

Back when I was about six years old, my family lived in a house with a large hill behind it. There was a lot of dry brush back there, but enough clear ground to make it an ideal setting for games of make-believe involving mazes, labyrinth-like fortresses, or curiously well-lit sewer systems. I got to know the area so well that I scarcely needed to look where I was walking, and I’d frequently rush around without paying too much attention to my surroundings.

As a result, I have absolutely no idea where my assailant came from.

One afternoon, while I was using a stick to fight imaginary monsters, I felt a sharp sting on the side of my neck. I quickly slapped and squished whatever had attacked me, then went back to my quest, more irritated by the interruption than actually hurt. It wasn’t until later in the evening that I gave the assault a second thought, when my parents – who had noticed the wound – scolded me for picking at what they assumed was a mosquito bite.

“You need to keep your fingers off it,” my mother told me. “It already looks like it’s getting infected.”

I insisted that I hadn’t touched my neck, but nobody believed me… and I continued to receive admonishments over the course of the next two days. During that time, a growing section of my skin started to look like it was literally rotting away, which prompted a number of home remedies to be attempted. When none of them seemed to have any effect, I was finally brought to the hospital.

The nurse took one look at my neck and called for the doctor.

The doctor took one look at my neck, expressed his disbelief, and called for the surgeon.

The surgeon took one look at my neck, booked an operating room, and told my parents that I’d be going under the knife inside of an hour.

I’ve since been told that the progression of the venom – an unwanted gift from a brown recluse spider – had come dangerously close to entering my bloodstream. Had there been any further delay in excising the lesion… well, it might not have ended well for me. I still have a rather large scar on my neck (along with an acute case of arachnophobia), and I’ve learned to be much more diligent about examining those places where I might encounter a web.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get any spider-based superpowers, so I still feel like I got ripped off.

TL;DR: I was assaulted by a brown recluse spider. The wound went untreated for three days.

3. A close shave on ice

I’m an avid skier (former instructor) and one night while skiing (they use lighting on the mountain at night), there was a nearly invisible patch of ice across an entire corner/bend on a trail that I usually hit around 35-50mph depending on the day.

After a long day of instructing, most of us would have some drinks/tokes and go shred for a bit. So I was barely tipsy, zooming down the slopes and I hit this corner and immediately hear one of the scariest sounds in skiing. The sound of your edges sliding across ice, with almost zero traction

Now normally, a good skier has razor sharp edges to catch almost any surface, but after instructing for days/weeks your edges are dull af due to use and beginners running into your skies. So I’m now painfully aware of the ledge to my left and how it goes a significant way down the mountain, with rocks & trees & ice, plus no hope of help until my family decides I’ve gone missing at some unholy hour (it was already about 8pm).

So in those few seconds I contemplated a slow, cold death or frostbite at the very least while leaning into my turn so hard that my right leg was at a 30 degree angle to the ground.

I managed to catch a small snow-pile that other people had pushed to the edge and cut all my momentum as I threw myself down. You don’t want to immediately fall at those speeds because you will just slide right off or seriously injure yourself by catching an edge and tearing a muscle, etc.

Adrenaline was pumping and those few moments felt longer than the 9+ hours of skiing that day. But i survived. The isolation was the scary part.

2. Rip currents are no joke

I was living in Central America for a winter in my mid 20s. I made friends with a local family who had twin boys, around 18 years old. We had a beach day with a bunch of friends and family.

Everything was great, lots of us were playing in the surf and the waves were pretty intense but the water was only neck deep, so no big deal. Suddenly, I looked around and realized we were 50-100 yards out into the ocean, with the water very deep, I assume it was a rip current. I was fine, I’m very comfortable swimming but neither of the boys knew how to swim apparently.

Everyone was able to swim parallel to shore and get out of the current except one of the boys, who was silent with wide eyes and softly said: “Ayudame” or help me before he disappeared underwater. I was pretty tired from fighting the current but I couldn’t leave him. I was able to find him underwater pretty quickly. He was awake and kind of stunned and still, but never fought me thankfully. I started swimming backward towards shore but couldn’t swim fast enough against the current and we kept getting pulled out. Another friend swam closer and helped me time my swimming with the waves to save energy. I was beyond exhausted however and seriously considered needing to leave him so save myself. Somehow I kept going and finally felt sand under my feet and we were able to crawl up out of the water.

He rested for a while and was ok. I had to lie on the beach for 20-30 min and had the most intense heart palpitations I’ve ever felt. He thanked me profusely after of course and all was well. I have always felt tremendously guilty for seriously considering leaving him to drown so I could live. Scariest moment of my life for sure.

1. Don’t ignore tornado warnings

I was 7 when my mother attempted to race a tornado because she didn’t want to turn around and go back to her friend’s house to seek shelter in the basement. We were literally like a block or two away from their house and had just said goodbye as the tornado warning for the county we had to drive into (and our current county) was issued (about a 10-15 minute drive.) The weatherman on the radio was frantic saying typical stuff like it’s a very dangerous storm, get out of the car, do not try to outrun a tornado, get out of mobile homes and seek shelter in ditches, etc.

My family is full of idiots. She called me names when I started crying because I was scared and had me lean out the window to look for the funnel, and, because I was out of other options, I did. The sky went green, we were the only car on the road. It started raining hard and I couldn’t see shit. I thought about jumping out of the car and running back into the house or into a ditch but she was driving too fast on the highway and wouldn’t slow down.

About 10-15 minutes later we did drive through where the tornado had touched down, trees and powerlines were down, there was storm damage and hail/fog still on the road. We had narrowly missed it when it touched down and went back up minutes before we moved into the area.

I pissed myself in terror that day but I survived.

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The Fascinating History Behind 10+ Common Phrases

English is one of the strangest languages on the planet. This is partly because its rules are more flexible than in most other languages, but it’s also because of the idioms we frequently employ – phrases that make sense to native speakers (like “it’s raining cats and dogs”) but that are just nonsense when translated literally.

Granted, every language has idioms that are almost impossble to understand without an explanation. But even if you know what they mean, I’m betting that you may not know the origins behind these 12 commonly used phrases – so read on!

#12. “Barking up the wrong tree”

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In English, it means to have misguided thoughts about a certain situation or to be following a false lead, in the case of an investigation of some sort. The phrase is derived from hunting dogs that get confused about where prey has gone and stand barking at the base of an empty tree.

The earliest known use of the phrase as an idiom is in James Kirke Paulding’s Westward Ho!, published in 1832.

#11. “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater”

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You don’t want to toss the good things out with the bad, is what we mean here, but where does the saying come from? It’s one of those proverb-type phrases that seems to have been around forever, appearing in print in Germany as early as 1512. The expression has been in common use in Germany since at least then and in the United States since the 19th century (appearing for the first time in an essay denouncing slavery, Occasional Discourse on the N*gger Question, published by Thomas Carlyle in 1853).

#10. “Bite the bullet”

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There are a couple of reasons people believe we say “bite the bullet” when what we really mean is to grin and bear down through a situation that we know is going to be unpleasant (i.e. “Bite the bullet and break up with him already”).

One is the more likely, and comes from the practice of putting a shell casing over an aching tooth until you could see a dentist, while the other suggests surgeons in the pre-anesthesia era had patients bite down on bullets to deal with the pain.

The fist recorded use of the phrase as an idiom is in the 1891 book The Light That Failed.

#9. “The whole nine yards”

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If you want to go the whole way, or give your best, you might say you’re going to the whole nine yards. But why? The short answer (you can read a longer one here) is that no one really knows. The earliest print citation is from a 1907 article in an Indiana newspaper, The Mitchell Commercial, which points to WWI or WWII origins and nothing older.

#8. “Give him the cold shoulder”

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It means, of course, ignoring or being unwelcome toward a person you’re angry at or disenchanted with. The colloquial origin story is this: visitors who were welcome would be given a hot meal, while unwelcome guests received only a cold shoulder of mutton. The story is repeated in several texts but there’s no actual evidence to state that’s where it came from (though at this point, we might as well accept it).

The first reference to the phrase in print was in 1816’s The Antiquary.

#7. “Break the ice”

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We use it to mean a way to get past initial discomfort in meeting a new person or people in order to work together or develop a friendship.

The phrase comes from a time when incoming cargo or passenger ships could get stuck in icy waters, and the receiving country would send out small ships to literally break up the ice so the larger ships could make their way to shore.

The first figurative use of the phrase dates way back to a 1579 translation of Plutarch’s Lives of the Noble Grecians and Romanes, by Sir Thomas North.

#6. “Bury the hatchet”

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It means to take the “hatchet,” or the conflict between two people, and bury it – or let it go. Unlike many things attributed to Native America lore, this phrase did actually originate from their traditions. Hatchets were buried by the chiefs when they came to a peace agreement.

The practice is suggested as early as 1644, but the earliest explicit mention comes in The History of the Five Indian Nations of Canada, published in 1747.

#5. “Turn a blind eye”

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We turn a blind eye when we purposely look away from facts, evidence, or something bad going on to make things easier for ourselves. The idiom is popularly believed to come from a historical situation in which a British Admiral who had one actually blind eye used his lack of vision as an excuse to “not see” a signal requesting he stand down in an attack on Danish ships.

According to a biography of his life, his words as he put the spyglass to his blind eye were “You know, Foley, I have only one eye – and I have a right to be blind sometimes. I really do not see the signal.”

The first usage as an idiom was in Francis Lathom’s Men and Manners, published in 1800 – which predates the aforementioned battle by a year, so…

#4. “Butter him up”

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Now we use the phrase to mean to flatter someone in order to secure their help or alliance, and the origin isn’t much different: ancient Indians used to throw balls of butter at statues of gods and goddesses in order to secure their favor.

#3. “Caught red-handed”

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To be caught red handed means you’ve been busted in the act of doing something wrong. It’s a rather straightforward allusion to a murderer or poacher having actual blood on their hands when caught. The term originates from Scotland, with the term “red hand” dating back to their Acts of Parliament of James I in 1432 and continuing through the 15th and 16th centuries.

#2. “Rub the wrong way”

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If someone rubs you the wrong way, they bother you or give you a bad feeling that you can’t easily explain. Some think it’s derived from early Americans requesting their floors be rubbed the right way to avoid streaks, but popular theory says it refers to petting a cat tail to head instead of the other way and earnings its displeasure in the process.

#1. “Mad as a hatter”

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This one is unfortunate, for those who worked in haberdashery (hat making) for much or all of their lives. We use it as a way to describe people who are completely crazy, and it’s because hat makers used to use mercury in the felt they worked with and often went “mad” – terrible shyness, irritability, and tremors – as a result.

 

I hope you learned something new today!

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Viral Twitter Thread Shows The Importance of Being Able to Leave a Situation

Life is full of uncomfortable situations. Some we are required to endure, like awkward college orientation days, but for the most part we stay because we feel like we are supposed to – even when this isn’t exactly true.

Erynn Brook, a feminist writer, wrote a Twitter thread about how her mother taught her to set boundaries.

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She starts by discussing the instructions her mother gave her about her first sleepover.

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She asked the girl’s mom to call her mom. She persisted, even when the girl’s mom was reluctant.

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The girls at the sleepover were confused. Brook’s mom continued to support her in setting boundaries.

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Brook acknowledges that this advice runs counter to many of the messages we receive as women.

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Brook also acknowledges that in some situations, there is no way out. In other situations, though, we could leave, but don’t realize we have permission.

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As Brook continued to struggle with giving herself permission to leave, her mom asked her a key question: “What do you need so you can leave?”

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Brook clarified a bit later that although this message may resonate with women, it’s an important lesson to teach all children, regardless of gender identity.

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We all have the right to set boundaries, and we all have the right to leave.

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FAFSA Applications Just Opened, And Twitter is Having a Heyday

If you’ve gone to college in the U.S., chances are you’ve applied for student aid using the free application for federal student aid – aka FAFSA. That is, of course, unless you have ridiculously wealthy parents.

FAFSA applications open on October 1, and Twitter attempted to make this process a bit less painful by having some fun. They’re calling out applicants who are applying for aid despite living a suspiciously lavish lifestyle, saying “I’m telling FAFSA.” Here are 10 of the best tweets:

10. Winter Break

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9. Tech

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8. Looks

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7. Tats

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6. Apps

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5. Chicken Biscuits

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4. Coffee

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3. …fanny packs?

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2. Tix

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1. Yes plz

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What are you telling FAFSA?

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“Today Years Old” Is a Meme That’s Sure to Teach You Something

Have ever found out a simple detail about the world around you that you can’t believe you didn’t know before now? Well, you’re not alone. One of the latest memes to take the internet by storm is “today years old,” where people post things they learned today that have changed the way they look at the world, their childhood, products, or life in general. Essentially, they’re tidbits of knowledge that should be common but are somehow…not.

Read through this list of 15 good ones, and I bet you’ll have your mind blown at least once!

#15. Trying this ASAP.

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#14. Love.

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#13. If you could see my face right now…

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#12. Interesting.

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#11. Stealing this rtfn.

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#10. Wait, seriously?

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#9. I guess it had to stand for something?

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#8. I don’t want to know if this is true or not.

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#7. Am I wrong, or is this adorable?

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#6. A modern revelation for you.

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#5. I guess he was okay with it?

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#4. Shatner either loves or hates this.

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#3. It’s like he’s a real person now.

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#2. It’s kind of abstract, to be fair.

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#1. Imma use it even more now.

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Ok, I learned a lot just now…

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