These 15 People Found Their ‘Missed Connections.’ Here’s What Happened Next

Missed connections happen every day. You see someone in passing (maybe on a train, maybe at the laundromat), you post a “missed connection” on Craigslist and 99% of the time, nothing comes of it. But once in a blue moon… you actually find that person!

What are the odds? Well, it happened to these people, and they tell us what happened next.

1. Dating!

“I saw this girl at Starbucks that was just gorgeous. Looked like she was distracted going through some stuff on the phone so I didn’t say anything. (don’t wanna be that guy who can’t read social clues)

Left and kicked myself over it later so next day I posted in missed connections. (although I was positive nothing would come of it, just felt good putting it out there).

Around 3 days later get a response. Not from her, but from another girl who read it and liked the sincerity in it. We ended up talking and exchanging numbers and have been dating since. (about 6 months now ).”

2. Well that was nice

“I used to browse Missed Connections. I saw one that said something like, “I see you walking your dog on [street] every day. You’re cute and I’d like to talk to you.” That was my street, and I’d seen lots of girls walking dogs there, so I figured I’d help a bro out.

I sent back something like, “There are quite a few cute girls who walk dogs on [street], you may want to update your post with a description of the girl and the dog. I’m the average looking blonde with the scruffy white dog.”

He emailed back saying that I was the one he was referring to! WHAT. So I thanked him, and told him (truthfully) that I was a single mom going through a hard time and wasn’t ready to even think about dating.

I got a friendly email back, wishing me the best, and that was that.”

3. Quite a story

“I had just moved to a new area and hadn’t met many people, yet, so to entertain myself (I had yet to hear about Reddit) I would post clear jokes (I was not subtle) missed connections. The post he responded to was me looking for Waldo. He responded to me jokingly, as Waldo, saying he was in search of his love Carmen SanDiego. We chatted for a while and we hit it off. Met a few weeks later. Got married a few years later. Getting divorced a few years after that.”

4. Friends

“I met someone from a missed connection. Once we met, I realized that I didn’t have any romantic interest in this person, and he didn’t have any in me. But, we became pretty good friends! We were even roommates one year when I was in university. Even now when we both have our own SO’s, we still like to get coffee and catch up. He’s a really awesome person!”

5. Married!

“I have a good friend that met this guy at a bus stop, I believe. They chatted casually for a few minutes and that was the end of it. Later, my friend was kicking himself for not asking the guy out for coffee or something and posted a missed connection about it.

About a week later, bus stop guy’s boss was browsing missed connections and recognized the description of the guy’s hat so he sent him the posting.

And now, several years later, my friend and bus stop guy are married.

My friend still has a screenshot of the missed connections post saved in his phone.”

6. The classic subway tale

“My friend was carrying her groceries on a busy subway from Manhattan to Queens and this guy gave up his seat for her. They didn’t chat, but locked eyes a few times and as the guy got off, my friend said they smiled and laughed at each other. After she got home her roommate told her to post on missed connections, but when she went on the guy had already posted about her! They dated for a short while, but he then got back together with an ex he’d met through AA.”

7. No thanks

“I found one about me written by a long-gone ex. I let it be.”

8. That took a while

“In college, I got dragged to a barn dance by my friends. Stood around bored for an hour or so, and left. The following week, there was an ad in the local classified section (this was in the 80’s, so that was our “Craigs List ” back then) from a guy describing me to a T. Said “I saw you there and would love to meet you and get to know you better ”

Flattered, I agreed. We decided to meet at a local bar. I got there right on time and looked around. It took me a while to find him because HE SHOWED UP WITH FOUR FRIENDS. He didn’t even talk to me for most of the short time I was there, because he was playing stupid drinking games with his buddies and ignoring me. One of his friends stayed hitting on me and grabbed my -ss. So I left.

He called THREE DAYS LATER and said “You left!” And I was like, “You just noticed?” “

9. Not ready

“I noticed that I’d see the same Ford Focus ST several times a week during my commute. The driver was a total cutie. I caught him staring at me a few times, so one day I waved at him and he waved back. This went on for a few weeks. I posted an ad to see if he was out there, and I got about a dozen responses from guys claiming to be him. I knew immediately who the real one was, because he replied asking if I drove a red WRX.

We exchanged phone numbers. We texted a bit back and forth, but when he sent me this long gushy text about how it was fate and love at first sight, I got cold feet and panicked. I had just gone through a particularly nasty breakup and wasn’t ready for anyone to talk about love at first sight.”

10. Baby on the way!

“I met my boyfriend almost four years ago at a bar that used to be down the road from where I lived. I would go to play darts with my best friend but I didn’t drink. He was there that night playing in pool league. I went up right when we got there and asked him to take a picture of his shirt to show someone else. We didn’t actually become a couple until October of 2014 but we are still together and I’m 6 days overdue with our baby.”

11. There’s that

“Went to see an oddly specific show. Outside, and then all throughout the evening inside, this very tall, but strikingly beautiful woman kept making prolonged eye contact with me. I was with some friends in a different city, and they wanted to leave the bar right after the show, so I didn’t get a chance to talk to her. That week, back home, I posted a MC in her city, and she responded. It didn’t really go anywhere, but she shared her SuicideGirls profile with me that had some more pics, so there’s that…”

12. Sign girl

“Not an actual missed connection, but I was well known in an area I lived in as the “At&t sign girl”

A guy posted on missed connections looking for me and come to find out, he just wanted to give me free tickets to Busch Gardens that he got because he worked there.

If I hadn’t gotten another job when I did, I could’ve gotten more free tickets from him.”

13. Happy ending

“Best friend was crushing on a guy she saw at a bar. Put an ad in Missed Connections. His friend, who’d been with him at the bar that night, pointed it out to him.

They’ve been married about 10 years now. :)”

14. Traffic court

“My step brother posted missed connection for a girl he saw when he was at traffic court. She was there for a speeding ticket just like he was so he thought he had a good meet cute story. She responded to his ad with a polite “thanks but no thanks”.

He did end up meeting his wife on Craigslist a few months later, but just by posting a regular ad though.”

15. A long one

“Randomly my friend saw my name and description mentioned on one of these missed connections and sent it to me. I decided to followed up and went back to the store I originally met her (the girl who posted) and asked her for her phone number. We went on some really nice summer dates. Long walks and talks, drinking beer etc. September rolls around. Then one day we meet up for lunch but she was a little stressed about money and rent.

So I said I would see if i could help her get a job at the place I worked at. Some warning signs started to appear like when I asked her to make a personalized cover letter instead of a generic one and she got upset by that. In any case, she made a new one and submitted it. At work, I put in a good word for her and eventually she was hired. At this point the relationship wasnt past the point of mere dates but that was OK as I was soon going abroad for half a year and didn’t want more. Soon this girls true colors revealed themselves. I noticed early on that it was tricky getting a hold of her at times deducing it to some people being unattached to technology. But realized she had a pattern of selectively getting back to anyone. My Co worker one day tells me that she saw her name on a weekly schedule and didn’t want to work one of the shifts so she just took a pen and scratched her name off.

Without alerting the manager or finding a replacement. As in a grown adult scratching her name off a disposable schedule thinking that that would make everything ok. Anyways long story short: she was a bag of issues and seemed to be stuck in a world that involved bending reality to meet her needs. I wrote her a message on Fb one day telling her how i regretted helping her and then deleted her off my Fb which was like a slap on the face back then. The end.”

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14 Things You Shouldn’t Knock Until You Try

“Don’t knock it ’til you try it.” It’s a phrase we’ve all heard at least once in our lives. We could all learn a thing or two from these people. So maybe you can try some new things after reading this article, mmmmmkay?

1. Okay…

“Soy sauce in mashed potatoes. Be careful not to overdo it, but it can be a game changer. A little sour cream or cheese and you got yourself a one way ticket to Flavortown.”

2. One of my favorite activities

“Going to the movies alone.”

3. Live a little

“Listening to different genres of music every now and then that you are not familiar with or don’t particularly like. You may come across something that you love.”

4. Sounds soothing

“Sensory Deprivation Chamber. A lot of people think of it as only a mental therapy but I found it better than a massage.”

5. Delicious

“The mixed drink known as a “Lunchbox.” Pour a can of cheap beer into a tall glass, top it off with orange juice, and add a shot or so of amaretto. Every friend I’ve told about it said it sounds gross, but every one of them loved it when I made them one.”

6. Get on the mat

“Yoga. Especially if you are active and old.”

7. A unique combination

“I had a friend in college who insisted pizza rolls and reddi-whip was the sh-t. We decided to humor him and try it, disgusting. We called him out on his bullsh*t and he ate the rest of the 40 pizza rolls we made all with whipped cream on top. I still can’t tell if he actually enjoyed them or was just playing the long con.”

8. Everyone’s doing it

“Online dating.

I used to be one of those people who wanted to meet the love of my life organically and only downloaded a dating app when I wasn’t down for a serious commitment.

Ironically, that’s how I met my boyfriend. We lived two blocks away from each other growing up, attended the same high school, rode the same bus, were in the same club, and shared a ton of close mutual friends. We had every opportunity to meet organically, but it took Tinder to bring us together.”

9. Out of this world

“Dungeons and Dragons. As a kid I hated the thought of even trying it because of the negative connotations that went along with being a “geek”, but as I got older I slowly started to look into it more. Found some friends of mine who played it, made a character and started a campaign with them… then I became obsessed. I’d never had more fun in my life! Nothing had taken me by storm like that before, and now a year and a bit later I DM games for coworkers who I introduce it to and I am still playing in that campaign! It’s an out of this world experience.”

10. Now I’m starving

“Peanut butter on pancakes. I lived in Texas and my friend had it and thought it was weird. Tried it and it was awesome but when I tell people to try it they give me the same weird look.”

11. Phobias

“Scuba diving. I’ve been terrified of the ocean ever since my step dad took me canoeing in it and we flipped over on a coral reef, got cut up and burned pretty bad from fire coral.

However, one day I was like screw it I’m gonna scuba dive because I had money, And so I started the certification and was pretty nervous getting into it but, 5 dives later I loved it.

Soon after I went to Guam on a work trip and got my advanced cert there, did some wreck diving and night dives. And just wow, it can be such an amazing experience and felt even more incredible when I overcame my fear of the ocean.”

12. Joke’s on you!

“A few of dashes of Tabasco in an espresso. Someone tried to prank me with a spicy espresso once, turns out it’s delicious.”

13. I can attest to this one

“Grilled peanut butter and jelly. It’s a pb and j cooked like a grilled cheese. You are welcome in advance.”

14. You’re missin’ out

“I know people who won’t try sushi because of how it looks. You poor souls…”

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This Guy Perfectly Recited ‘Shrek’ and the Internet is in Love with Him

In case you’re looking for someone to bring along on your next road trip, you might want to consider this guy.

Photo Credit: Instagram, tjayk13

TJ Karras was on a road trip with his sister and parents when he decided to alleviate the boredom by reciting an entire scene from the animated film Shrek, complete with perfect impressions. Karras’ sister tweeted a video of the performance and it quickly went viral. Here is the man, the myth, the legend, in action.


TJ said: “I’ve always imitated Shrek scenes and quoted lines since I was younger, so their voices are easier to remember. As far as memorizing it all, I owe that to the amount of times I’ve watched it!”

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People on Twitter showered Karras with praise.

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Get this man an agent immediately.

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These 20 Pictures Are Sure to Bring a Smile to Your Face

Stop whatever you’re doing right now and take a smile break. You deserve it.

These should do the trick!

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These 14 Texts from Husbands and Boyfriends Will Make You Giggle

Turns out, guys can be pretty funny sometimes. Well, at least these boyfriends and husbands can be.

Check out these funny tweets that ladies shared about their beloved gentlemen.

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Redditors Share Stories True Stories of the Last Time They Called 911

911 is a call we all hope we never have to make.

But these people did. And they shared their stories. Some are pretty tragic, so be prepared.

1. Drunk driver

“Nothing all that dramatic, it was for what I suspect was a drunk driver. She had her blinker on for miles, was varying her speed between 30mph and 80, weaving a bit. Literally had a hard time getting past her as when we would speed up, so would she (this was on a 2 lane highway). Called 911, only time I ever have on a motorist, and gave the license plate number. They said they had a cop a couple miles up the highway and would pull her over and give her a sobriety test.

I like to think the call saved someones life that night, but who knows.”

2. Crash

“I live on the corner of a busy intersection. Every once in a while I’ll get woken up at night by a loud car crash.

Usually I go to my window and if no one immediately gets out of their cars I call 911, in case they can’t.”

3. Horrible

“Last week. Driving home and come across an accident that had just occurred. No FD or PD on scene yet. I get out of my car and dial 911 to let them know location. As I am getting out of my car I notice a girl, maybe 8-9 years old, laying on the ground covered in blood. People are around her, her mother is screaming and crying, and everyone is trying to do what they can. I stay on the phone with 911 until the FD arrives maybe 60 seconds later. They loaded her up in an ambulance and sped her off to the hospital.

I received a call about 5 days after that accident from a detective with the PD. They needed my statement as the little girl didnt make it. It was a very sad sight to see and an image that will stay with me.

Stay cautious on the roads and always wear your seat belts.”

4. Wedding emergency

“I was at a wedding. An older gentleman passed out and one of his relatives screamed. The groom called out to his best man, who wasn’t there. I looked around real quick to see if anyone was calling 911. I saw a couple people with their phones out and almost put my phone away due to the bystander effect, but I remembered people on reddit talking about how no one does anything expecting someone else to do something, so I stayed on the phone. Turns out there was only one other person on the phone with 911. I stayed on the phone until paramedics showed up. The other person on the phone was the older gentleman’s daughter, I think.”

5. Creepy

“Got woken up at 2 in the morning by my roommates girlfriend. She asked to use my phone to call for a ride home. So I turned on the light to find my phone and noticed she was upset. I asked her what happened and she said my roommate was super drunk and got mad and attacked her. So I went to confront my roommate about it while she called a ride. When I walk into his room his just standing there with a dead look in his eyes breathing heavy. I ask him what was wrong with him and he pointed a pistol at me and told me to get on the floor. I hopped the hell out of the room, slammed the door, and slid the dining room table in front of it. Then I ran to my room, grabbed his girlfriend, and ran outside.

I called 911 and told them the situation and they had at least 5 squad cars there in less than 5 minutes. They charged into the house and arrested him. He ended up only being charged with domestic violence. After he got released the next day he told me it was pretty crappy for me to call the cops on him. I told him it was crappy to hit his girlfriend and pull a gun on me. After that I packed my stuff and moved in with another friend until I could transfer jobs to another city. I didn’t want anything to do with him. It’s been like 7 years since that happened and I haven’t talked to him since. I know him and the girlfriend dated for another few months before they broke up and that he ended up marrying his baby momma but idk if they’re still together or not. That night was the scariest night of my life, I hope to never have someone point a gun at me ever again.”

6. Body

“I was playing frisbee with my dog in this camping area and found a dead body. Guy was half buried in the snow and the dog kept sniffing around.

I took the dog back to my truck and then called my wife first, which I immediately realized would seem weird, but she always complains that “all the exciting stuff happens to me.” So I call her and she’s all “I’m on my way!”

So then I tried googling for the non emergency dispatch number, because this guy had obviously been dead for a while, but the search was slow so I just dialed 911. The guy picks up, asks what my emergency is, and it was like that Dave Chappelle sketch.

“Hi, hello, how are you?”

“What’s your emergency sir?”

“Yeah so I’m out here at Missile Park, and I’m preeeeettty sure I found a dead body.”

And then I realize that I got connected to a new dispatcher, because he covers the headset and I hear him whisper to someone, “he says he found a body!” “

7. Gunshots

“I live in an area where the game “gunshots or fireworks?” isn’t really a joke. People set off fireworks all the time and I’ve definitely heard gunshots on several occasions, but there’s never really a way to be sure unless it’s close enough

We were playing DnD in my kitchen one night and we heard 5 successive shots that could only have come from a gun like right across the street. I called the police and my friend called our campus security while we all sat under the table. The cops showed up and asked a couple questions and told us that we weren’t the only ones to call, but I don’t know what came of it. We then resumed our DnD session.”

8. Sucker punch

“I was a dog walker for a while. One day I was walking this tiny little toy Yorkie and was standing on the curb looking down at him while he peed. This guy was walking by and, completely out of nowhere and totally unprovoked, sucker punched me and then just kept casually walking. I stood there stunned, looked around, saw a girl across the street and asked if she saw that. She said yes but then walked away into a building like she wanted nothing to do with it.

I picked up the dog and started following the guy while trying to dial 911. I say try because in the state of shock that I was in, I suddenly forgot how to operate my phone. I unlock my phone dozens of times a day but in that moment, I might as well have been solving a Rubik’s cube. Eventually I get 911 on the line and tell them what happened and that I’m following the guy. He turns around and sees me and starts walking toward me saying he’s going to beat me for following him. This is when I realized that I have my phone in one hand and the dog in the other so I was pretty much defenseless. I start running away to keep my distance but still keep him in my sight so I can direct the cops to him whenever they arrived.

They finally show up and he still kept walking toward me with no regard for the 3 or 4 cop cars surrounding us. They run to apprehend him and the first thing he says? He says that I punched him. They didn’t buy it and they told me they’ve arrested him before. He has mental issues and was most likely off his meds. I kept up with his arrest online and turns out, he ended up punching someone else while in custody that day.

I think the biggest thing I learned from this is that I can take a punch.”

9. Ugh

“Four years ago. I went to see my dad and found him on the floor beside his bed clearly dehydrated with the lamp on top of him.

They took him to the hospital where they determined he’d had a stroke. Looked like he was getting better for a few days. My big sister was looking at facilities as we expected a recovery of some sort; maybe not a full recovery but definitely something.

Then he got way worse until I stood there and watched as his heart stopped.

I didn’t particularly care for my dad… but that sucked a lot.”

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What People Miss Most About the 2000s, According to Reddit

Can you believe we’re almost a decade removed from the 2000s? I guess that’s just how fast things move.

What do you miss about the 2000s? The same things as these folks?

1. Gamer

“Nintendo Gamecube – I know it was the third place console, but it had so many games that I played constantly. I still think Rogue Leader is the best Star Wars game ever made – and that was sixteen years ago!”

2. Old-fashioned

“The old-fashioned PC, Windows XP and the pre-Facebook Internet.

I get such nostalgia pangs when I remember sitting on my Dad’s old PC, playing computer games and watching old, non-professional videos.”

3. Me too

“Borders bookstores.”

4. Good times with this one

“MSN Messenger.”

5. Harry mania

“Harry Potter being in its heyday and theorizing about what would happen in the next books.”

6. ‘Toons

“Cartoon Network. It used to be awesome back then.”

7. Top 8

“Myspace. The site was flawed, but it was so much fun. The crazy layouts, the “top 8″ friends, the surveys, the music.”

8. Nothing more

“Buying a game at the store, reading the manual on the car ride home, then popping the disc in the console and immediately playing it, the entire game and what it had to offer, nothing more.”

9. Flip phones

“I miss the flip phone era from like 2006-2010, for me at least.

I was just better at communication back then. I was on 7th grade to mid high school back then and if I wanted to talk to a girl I’d call her. Texting wasn’t unlimited for a lot of people.”

10. Discman

“I graduated high school in 2001. I’ll always remember my yellow Sony Discman connected to the tape deck in my ’94 Saturn SL2. It was a stick shift too! The anti-skip didn’t work great, but I loved my collection of CDs I had going in the visor.”

11. The old days

“Checking my translucent blue VTECH answering machine when I got home from work.”

12. Just enough

“Just enough features on phones where we can make plans and figure out where we’re going. But not SO much functionality that we stare at our phones when we hang out with people.”

13. The aesthetic

“Overall I just miss the overall aesthetic of the 2000s. Everything was all gritty because it was barely a new millenia and nobody knew how the future would look like. Companies back then had over complicated logos to help them stand out from the rest of the crowd. Everything felt more real than the over-simplicity of today, and I truly miss that.”

14. Vh1

“The old Vh1 with all of the stupid reality shows and the “I Love the XX’s” decade shows.”

15. Amen

“I miss the messy culture of the 2000s. People wore ugly accessories, too many layers, messy makeup. Now, everything has to be so perfect, so “instagrammable”.”

 

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8 of the Biggest Scandals the World Has Completely Forgotten About

News these days moves so fast, doesn’t it? It seems like something will be the biggest hot-button issue one week, then completely disappear from everyone’s minds the next. If that bothers you, don’t worry – you’re not alone.

It certainly bothers these folks, who shared what they believe are the biggest scandals that everyone seems to have forgotten about.

1. Sketchy

“Equifax lost the personal data of almost every single adult. This is data we didn’t give them permission to access.

They are still in business.”

2. Not a peep

“Paradise papers!!! Trillions of dollars. All over the news for a couple of days, then nothing. Haven’t heard a peep about it since.”

3. Contamination

“The pharmaceutical giant Bayer sold a drug for hemophiliacs that ended being contaminated with HIV. Once learning of the contamination, instead of ceasing sales entirely, the company choose to only discontinue the drug in the US (where the evidence of the contamination and associated deaths had come from) and proceeded to market the product in Asia and Latin America. Many patients contracted HIV and ultimately died of AIDS because of this decision. To my knowledge, no one from Bayer has ever been prosecuted.”

4. Missed this one…

“About 10 years ago two men with Japanese passports were caught trying to smuggle $134 billion in forged bearer bonds into Switzerland in the trunk of their car! They were caught by Italian police and we still don’t know anything about who they were, where the bonds came from or why they were being smuggled.”

5. Hmmm….

“All deaths related to Scientology.”

6. Save our girls

“What happened with the “Save our girls” thing? The African warlord kidnapping schoolgirls for, I forget what. He also did the comical thing about cleaning his teeth with some kind of stick on videos.

Also did Sean Hannity ever get waterboarded for charity?”

Answer from another user: “The Boko Haram/Chibok schoolgirls kidnapping. 276 abducted, 112 still missing. A little over a hundred have been released, many probably dead.”

7. Scandalous

“When the American government paid internet companies to install internet all over the country in the 90s or something and they didn’t actually do it all. Nobody really remembers it but it was one of the biggest scandals America has ever seen. Sorry for incorrectly spelling I’m bad and lazy. Also I totally forget what it was called. I’d love if someone remembered.”

8. Crisis

“The 1982 Tylenol Cyanide poisonings that killed several innocent consumers and put manufacturer Johnson & Johnson in crisis mode. Their handling of the aftermath is considered a textbook example of competent crisis management. It led to the market introduction of a wide array of safety packaging. No arrests ever made.”

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12+ People Share The Breaking Point of Their Relationships

Breaking up is never easy. Whether you’ve been together six months or six years, there’s no simple way to end it. But, alas, there’s often one thing (or many) that makes us finally pull the plug.

These 15 people revealed what happened that made them finally end their relationships and friendships.

1. Dread

“When I saw their name pop up on my phone, and my immediate reaction was dread rather than excitement.

It’s one thing to occasionally feel that a friend is being needy, it’s another when literally every communication leads to you wondering, “oh, god, what is it this time?”” “

2. Realization

“When I realized I didn’t like myself when I’m with them.”

3. A whole year

“When I went to text him a happy birthday and saw that the last communication between us was me texting him happy birthday a year ago.”

4. Insecure

“I’m a lil chunky and have a friend that is also a lil chunky. I don’t really care, but she is obviously a little bit bigger than me. Weird thing is, she insists constantly she is 30-50 pounds lighter than me, says she’s half my pants size, etc. It’s weird but I chalk it up to insecurity.

She would always make these weird, cloaked insults about my weight. Once I was talking about how I was shopping at forever 21 in the plus size section. A few minutes later, I complimented her skirt and she said “perks of being able to shop outside of the plus size section!”

It wasn’t veiled enough for me anymore and I decided not to be friends with someone that used their insecurity as an excuse to be mean to me anymore.”

5. One-sided

“When I realized our friendship was at her convenience and if she didn’t need emotional support she would prefer I didn’t exist. I’m willing to bet good money that she hasn’t thought about me once since we stopped talking, despite her constant claims of how “important” I was. I’ve learned some seriously important lessons about people from it all, though, so I guess it isn’t all bad.”

6. Turning point

“I had a realization that even though there was nothing wrong with the relationship, there wasn’t all that much right with it either. There was nothing that excited me. It was just a sort of low-level dissatisfaction with each other that was only getting worse, but never quickly enough to be able to point to an individual moment where we could justify sitting down and having The Talk. We just sort of assumed we were happy because we were happy once, and things hadn’t really changed, so… stability, I guess? Yay?

Eventually, it just goes to the stage where we were picking each other apart grain by grain, so I sat him down and explained that we were better off apart. He didn’t agree. It was a rough conversation, but it worked out for the best; shortly afterward he found someone that he was genuinely excited to be with, and they’re still doing great.

The realization that just because he was a good person, it didn’t mean he was a good person for me was a big turning point.”

7. Lose my number

“I had a friend who was supposed to be the best man at my wedding but texted me the day of the rehearsal that he wasn’t going to make it.

But it didn’t end there. Some years later he put out a FB invitation to a BBQ at a park, this turned out to be his own wedding, which was a surprise. The following day he texted me “Guess we’re even on missing each other’s weddings now.”

I told him to lose my phone number at that point.”

8. Birthday blues

“I have this group chat with my friends from high school and we talk every day in it. I’ve asked multiple times to hang out but they’ve been busy or no one replies. I tried to be optimistic and give them the benefit of the doubt, but for the past 2 months I’ve seen a majority of them hanging out on Snapchat stories and I’ve never been invited once.

The last straw was me asking in advance if anyone wanted to go out to dinner and ice cream for my birthday and that I would pay for everyone. I know people saw it because it tells me, but no one said anything. So that’s the story of how I spent my birthday alone this year.”

9. Not good

“When I realized that while I considered us good friends, I was just being tolerated.”

10. Nice guys finish last

“When I had the moment of realization that I became the typical nice guy trope towards a friend. I realized it was unhealthy for me and wasn’t fair to her, so I pulled away to work on bettering myself & not drag her down.”

11. Pranks

“In my late 20s, I got rid of a poisonous social group of people where a few members were harassing me with “pranks” like stealing my mail, slashing my tires, harassing my work, and just generally being aholes while pretending to be my friends. I was in denial for a while, thinking “these are not how adults act,” and it was a string of coincidences until a few other members came to me with evidence and “Uh, I think you should know…”

I never knew why they did it. The gist I got, and it’s piecemeal based on some of the legal stuff I had access to, but it started out as “harmless pranks” that just got out of hand. One of them said in a confession to avoid prosecution, “we just couldn’t stand to see him succeed. We loved doing s* to him, and then him ranting about it online. It was hilarious, we never knew that [other people] were going so far as to do [illegal stuff].” He blamed it on mob mentality.

Sadly, they went too far with the work thing, and my work went after them legally in a big way: two lost their security clearance, one was suspended from her job without pay, and another lost his entire business (which was operating illegally, but still). The rest just allowed it to happen or decided it was none of their business. It was only then I found out how a lot of these seemingly unrelated events were all planned out.

It just seems so surreal.”

12. Sounds like fun

“I ended a friendship because whenever we would spend time together she just wanted to talk about all the people she disliked (which was A LOT of people) and brag about herself. If I visited her parent’s house with her and tried to have a conversation with them she would interfere and say things like, “why would you think anyone wants to hear what you have to say”. Her mother had a lot of health issues and didn’t get out much and this girl I was friends with thought it made her boring and not worth spending time with.

Also, her boyfriend had a very old cat who was blind and walked very slowly. Whenever it got in her way she would kick it and scream at it.

Recently found out that even her family, who are lovely, have broke contact with her because she has treated them appallingly.

Oh, she is also the kind of person who goes traveling to third world countries to take pictures with the locals for her social media and acts like she’s a saint for going there and blessing them with her privileged presence.”

13. College

“My ex-best friend from HS was supposed to be my roommate when we went away to University. We talked about it a lot, so when he and another friend went to that town to find us an apartment, I was pretty excited to hear the news. Upon returning, he said that they found a great place, three bedrooms. I said, well, there are four of us, who are sharing a room? He said, no one, one for me, one for Jay and one for Jason. I said, where is my room? He said, oh, um, I didn’t know you wanted to get an apartment together. That was a very fast beginning of the end.”

14. Runaway bride

“When I told him that I didn’t have the money for a wedding right now and we needed to push it back a year and he said, “well if we don’t have it now, we’ll never have it”. I suggested we just go to the justice of the peace and he said, “No, I want a real wedding” (He and his family didn’t have the money to even help…so he expected me to pay for my own wedding by myself). He had some friends over a few days later and I was having a call with my bridesmaids and I overheard him say, “oh, I stay out of all that stuff…the wedding is for her, ya know.”

It was the first time that I had ever heard him outright lie to someone about something so trivial and dumb. I broke off the engagement the next day after I told him we need to postpone because I’m not trying to go into debt for a day and he still said, No. He finally confessed that he wanted to get married because he wanted something in his life that was secure. I was like….and what was I going to get? A bag of problems is what. I am so thankful for my wandering ears overhearing that bs.”

15. Jealous

“When I told him about something exciting that happened in my life (getting into grad school), and instead of being excited for me, he was angry because he felt he deserved it more than I did. Despite never applying for any such program himself, getting sh_tty grades because all he did during college was play video games, and having no career ambitions to speak of.

I dealt with a lot of sh_t from him over the span of 2.5 years, but somehow his resentment of my happiness at that moment was the straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back. Broke it off with him not long after.”

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15 People Share The Moment They Thought They Were Going To Die

Have you ever said to yourself, “This is where I die?” Perhaps a close call with death that was a little too close and scared the hell out of you?

These 15 people did, and they share their stories below.

1. Bike accident

“It was in the mid-1980s. Riding a bicycle to work during the morning rush hour. Two lanes in the same direction, speed limit is 35. A woman pulls ahead of me and turns right. Her bumper hooked my front tire and I flew off the bike into traffic. My life did not flash before my eyes but I remember thinking, “I really don’t want to die right now!” I heard tires squealing and popped up to get out of the road.

The woman stopped about 20 feet down the road, got out of her car and said, “Did I hit you?” I could only numbly shake my head yes. Her response was a sing-song “Sorry”. She got back in her car and drove off. I had landed on my left elbow and left hip. It was about a month before I could walk without pain.”

2. Wear a helmet

“When I crashed my motorcycle on the Long Island Expressway going 65 MPH. As I flew over the handle bars I said to myself “well, it’s been a good life”. Wear a helmet tough guys.”

3. Again, wear a helmet

“I was wearing a helmet which saved my life. I had a sore neck and shoulders and some cuts on my chin. I rolled off the guy’s trunk within inches of the cars in the next lane, but fortunately nobody hit me. I was one lucky SOB. My bike was caught in mid air between the car behind me and the idiot in front who slammed on his brakes, which is why the accident happened. My bike was totaled.”

4. Saved himself

“15 years old working at a Dunkin’ Donuts. Choked on a strawberry sprinkled donut. Performed self Heimlich maneuver.”

5. On the beach

“I was in Peru on the beach alone and some guys walking towards me with machetes and bandanas…not off to a great start. After they robbed me they ripped my shirt off and the leader rested his machete on my shoulder. Then they just walked away.

Life’s a little brighter every day now folks.”

6. Lyme disease

“Came down with Lyme complete with rash and fever. Got antibiotics and 12 hours later came down with a severe migraine and painful, stiff neck, and severe vertigo, and couldn’t remember where I was. I don’t know how I didn’t die but at the time I thought I was going to and just accepted it.”

7. Sandwich

“Was home alone and choked on a bite of sandwich. Couldn’t inhale, exhale, or cough for about 30 seconds before it dislodged. Seriously thought I was going to die alone eating a sandwich.”

8. Somehow walked away

“Was in the passenger seat of a GMC Chevy Trailblazer that was traveling at 90+ mph when someone pulled out in front of us and stopped. Brakes locked up, she snatched the wheel. The moment the tires left the pavement as we started our first flip, I remember thinking ‘f-ck, this is it.’

We ended up on the roof, I had to climb back into the truck to drag the driver out as the ceiling was filling with gas.

I somehow walked away with only a few scratches from crawling out of the glass.”

9. Stroke

“When I had a stroke/TIA. I had just finished a workout and was standing next to the row machine, my leg started to feel weak and I collapsed. My wife, ran over, I could barely talk, whole left side of my face was drooping, I could lift my left arm but not work my hands. Luckily it passed in 10-15 seconds, went to the hospital found out I have a PFO (hole in your heart) which is probably how the clot got through. They said I won the lottery since chances are so small for that to happen.”

10. Hurricane

“August 13, 2004, at approximately 3:15 PM. I was living in Port Charlotte, FL, less than a mile from the gulf coast. Hurricane Charlie had made landfall, and the eye was passing over my house. I was in the bath tub, in a mason block brick house. And I could feel the entire house moving. I could feel the pressure changing. I heard destruction all around as the storm tore through the area, while the radio warned anyone in the area listening to hunker down.

I sat there waiting for the house to collapse on me. My only hope was that they found my body quickly so my mother wouldn’t have to worry long if I had survived or not, because I knew any moment would be my last.

Then, the eye passed directly over. It was calm, peaceful, still. The destruction outside my home is difficult to describe, even all these years later.”

11. Explosion

“I got blown up.

I’m a volunteer firefighter and at a house fire, there was some kind of an explosion (likely a smoke explosion from what we could tell).

We had been there quite some time, well past the point where a backdraft would be possible…but suddenly something wasn’t sitting right with me about the situation.

My partner and I were standing on the front stairs to the house. I looked at her and told her to “pack up”. She asked why and I said “I don’t like the look of this.”

I got my mask on and was on air, turned back around and there was a wall of orange rushing towards me.

It was an explosion. It blew me out of the front door where I was standing and down the steps.

I stand 6’1 and weighed about 280 lbs at the time.

All I remember is I was looking up at the sky after having just been standing on the stairs.

I was ok for the first few minutes, but after I walked away and was alone with my thoughts, I started trembling and shaking, realizing that I came moments away from quite possibly being horribly injured or killed.

I don’t know why my gut instinct told me to put my pack on, but I am so glad it did.”

12. Bad mixture

“Used to eat peanut butter and raisins mixed together as a snack. Just spoonfuls of the mixture into my mouth. One day it got stuck down my throat. It somehow blocked me from getting air through my nose or mouth and it literally felt like several needles had embedded themselves into my throat. It wouldn’t budge no matter how much I tried to work my throat.
Panic set in and my heart felt like it would explode from pounding so hard.

When the black spots started dancing over my vision my exact thought was, “This is such a stupid way to die.” Somehow, the peanut butter glob slid down my throat far enough to suck in air through my nose, and if you can imagine it, I literally had to work my neck like a chicken to make the rest of the glob move down.I haven’t eaten the peanut butter raisin mixture in about 7 years and I never will again.”

13. Close call

“Driving on my old Camaro on the interstate on the left lane, I go over this long tall bridge, traffic is backed up and the line of cars ends up at the bottom of the bridge.

I’m the last car of the traffic jam, I look in the rearview mirror an 18 wheeler is coming up behind me pretty fast, brakes locked, from where I am I can see the smoke and the jitter of the cab as he’s sliding, concrete divider on the left cars on the right, no way out… as I’m getting ready to brace for impact traffic starts to move, the truck didn’t need to stop but it got really close to my rear bumper.”

14. Vietnam

“1969. Vietnam. In a bunker. Next year it will be 50 years, yet I still think of it each night before I go to sleep.”

15. On the mountain

“Snowboarding when I was 18. Took a nasty fall, my elbow hit my gut knocked the wind outta me. Kept snowboarding for an hour as my gut still hurt. Brother drove me to the emergency room. Got me on the operating table and had to take a shit. Hot nurse gets my carharts off puts a bed pan under me. Two minutes later I go blind and tell the nurse. She says “your spleen is lacerated, you’re in shock and your body is shutting down.” Then yells for a dose of epinephrin and says “we’re losing him!”

“thats cool” came out of my mouth. This is when I knew this might be my finale. Handled it like a champ.

Doctor later told me had I showed up 10-15 minutes later they woulda lost me. Yikes.

That hot nurse who put a bed pan under me? Couple days later was on morphine and I hit on her. Told her that the fiance didn’t love her as much as I would.”

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