Why The Salem Witch Trials Happened, According to Tumblr

Nowadays, we know that witches are nothing more than a bunch of hocus-pocus, but back in the 1600s, it was a different story. The Salem Witch Trials were a real thing that led to over 200 people being accused of witchcraft, 20 of whom were eventually executed.

While many theories exist as to the actual reason behind this strange moment in history, they’ve all been based on rumor, speculation, or ridiculous fiction. But some of the best evidence we have lies in medical reports that attribute “possession” to hallucinogenic effects.

So, a group of Tumblr users put their heads together and attempted to offer up their best guess as to how the Salem Witch Trials came about. If you ask me, it makes a whole lot of sense!

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So, what do you think? Are you as convinced as I am?

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The Peanut Butter And Mayo Sandwich Debate May Tear Us Apart

Peanut butter and mayonnaise: two sandwich toppings that you don’t often see together in the same sentence.

But what if I told you that not only are peanut butter and mayo sandwiches a thing, but they’re wildly popular? Does that thought make you gag? Or maybe it sends you running to the kitchen to whip one up for yourself?

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Let’s take a look back at where this strange combination got started. Just like with every other food, someone had to be the first person to try it, so what brave soul first thought to slather peanut butter and mayo between two slices of bread?

Likely, it was born from the Great Depression, when poor families didn’t have much on hand and needed to combine what little food they had into meals that were high in calories and easy on the palette. Of course, necessity is often the mother of invention, and what started as a utilitarian food quickly evolved into something people enjoyed eating on a regular basis. As someone who has grown up in the South, I can tell you that people down here love their mayo. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Southern families in the early 20th century were putting mayonnaise on just about everything in an attempt to make it better.

Today, the peanut butter and mayo sandwich (often referred to as a PBM) endures on, with an entire Facebook group and several Reddit threads devoted to singing its praises. There’s no denying, however, that it hit peak popularity in the time between the Great Depression and the 1960s – all leading up to this gem of an ad that Skippy and Hellmann’s ran together:

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Forget Infinity War, this is the crossover event of the century. They even tried to spritz it up with fancy toppings like bacon, apples, and even hard-boiled eggs. You might be able to convince me to try peanut butter and mayo, but throw a pickle on that bad boy and you’ve lost me.

If this combo still sounds nasty to you despite overwhelming evidence of people eating it throughout history, you’re not alone. The Independent recently conducted a reader poll that revealed 62 percent of its readers would never try a PBM.

But for those who love it, PBMs are more than just a sandwich…they’re a tradition. Athens, GA native Burns Sullivan told the Huffington Post that his great-grandmother would always send his great-grandfather out to work in the fields with a peanut butter and mayo sandwich.

“It was always government white bread, untoasted, specifically Duke’s mayonnaise and peanut butter,” said Sullivan. He went on to say that, “…there’s a rift in the family on smooth or crunchy [peanut butter]. My dad swears that crunchy is best, but claims that when my great-grandparents were eating them, it was creamy.” Sullivan currently works as a sous chef at Farm in Bluffton, South Carolina, though I don’t think we’ll be seeing PBMs on the menu anytime soon.

Sullivan was lucky enough to meet his great-grandmother, who he claims lived until she was 102 years old, and sample one of her famous PBMs with iceberg lettuce.

“I’m not going to do it justice, because it is — I don’t know if I’d say it’s great — but it’s a pretty good sandwich,” said Sullivan. “It’s like a sour peanut butter. The lettuce is there purely for texture, and it sticks to the roof of your mouth, anyway. It doesn’t make it sound very tasty, but, I promise, it’s decent.”

While he may not have done the best job of selling us on the flavor, Sullivan’s reasoning makes sense. To someone who’s never had it before, a PBM sounds like a random mashup of ingredients that could taste anywhere from decent to horrendous. But for Sullivan and many others like him, the PBM is a doorway to the past – a way for you to taste exactly what your ancestors ate while they were working the fields, enduring the Great Depression, or simply needing an after-school snack in the 1960s.

So, even if it doesn’t quite sound like your type of thing, don’t knock it ’til you try it. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? It’s just peanut butter and mayo.

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People Reveal Things They Hated About Themselves When They Were Young but Have Grown to Love

The teenage years are tough. While you do make some wonderful memories, you’re also constantly learning new and horrifying info about your body (and the world) and worrying about whether or not people will think you are weird.

But, as most adults will tell you, the things you hated most when you were young might not actually be that bad. In fact, you may even grow to love them with time. Twitter user Ashley C. Ford recently posed this question to her followers:

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From there, the responses poured in. Some are a bit funny, some are a bit heartwarming, but all of them serve as a reminder that time is a wonderful healer.

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Are these bringing some memories to mind? What are some things you used to feel insecure about that you now consider a strength?

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Bath Time Meets Creativity With This Shower Hair Artwork

There’s nothing grosser than hair in the shower, right? All you can do is try not to look at it and hope that it belongs to you and not someone else.

Well, multimedia artist Lucy Gafford begs to differ. Where we see hair, she sees the next great artistic medium. Some artists use paint, others use clay, but Gafford prefers her own hair to make her creative visions a reality.

It began one morning in 2014 when Gafford wiped some of her hair on the shower wall and couldn’t help but notice that it resembled a squirrel. Four years and countless hairs later, she’s amassed a collection of over 400 pieces of shower art on her Instagram page.

What started as something funny quickly became serious for Lucy, who says that she, “soon becoming obsessed with seeing how complicated [she] could get using hair to create images.” And her creations have certainly grown more complex than simple squirrels. She’s gone on to do some pretty impressive celebrity portraits, along with some original pieces that show off her sense of style.

Scroll down to see some of our favorite from Lucy’s portfolio, and be sure to check out her Instagram page to see the rest of her work!

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That’ll make you think twice before washing your hair down the drain, huh?

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We Didn’t Know We Needed This Amazing Voldemort-Themed Drag Performance

In the world of Harry Potter, anything seems possible. So…does that mean it’s possible for Voldemort to put on a killer drag performance?

A drag performer from San Francisco named “Florida Man” certainly seems to think so.

On the weekend of October 5th, she dressed up as none other than “He Who Shall Not Be Named” and absolutely crushed a routine set to Ariana Grande’s “Dangerous Woman.” The robes, the makeup, the prosthetic snake nose…everything is perfectly on point. And the internet agrees. At the time of this article, the original video on Florida Man’s Twitter page has racked up an impressive 1.76 million views. Check it out for yourself below:

Somebody contact Warner Brothers, because I would not be opposed to an entire spinoff movie devoted to Lady Voldemort’s career as a drag performer.

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15+ Jokes That Are Too Pure Not To Share

The internet can be a gross place sometimes…but it can also be totally pure. Where else could people from around the world get together to share posts that are so purely fun?

Which is why I’m giving you the gift of the 17 amazing jokes posted below.

#17. Same same.

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#16. I mean according to my parents, that’s all it should take.

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#15. What? It’s a big milestone!

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#14. Science should really get on that.

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#13. Oh, dear.

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#12. Creative support. I like it.

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#11. Nature is so unfair.

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#10. This will never not be funny.

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#9. Good friends are always there for you.

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#8. It’s funny…because it’s true.

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#7. SWEAR.

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#6. 2018 IRL.

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#5. I mean it’s hard to meet people these days.

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#4. Spot on, my good man. Off with you, now.

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#3. Sweetest tweet ever?

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#2. When your partner both impresses and frightens you a little, you know you’ve found the one.

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#1. Now I know why I’m a cat person.

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Go about your day with a smile now, folks!

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Man Still Mows the Lawn for his Ex-Wife After 28 Years of Divorce

Even when the circumstances are amicable, divorce can still be tough on both parties involved. After going through a failed marriage, some adults may have time to face their disappointments and start new lives. Children, on the other hand, are often blindsided and left to navigate divorce on their own. Their love for both parents doesn’t change easily, even if their parents aren’t in love with each other anymore. Unfortunately, there’s no way to get around it; kids are little witnesses to what happens when mom and dad decide their differences are so vast, the family must split apart.

For Codie LaChelle McPhate, her parent’s divorce may have divided the family, but the respect and kindness did not end.

“This is my dad, mowing my mom’s lawn.”

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“They’ve been divorced 28 years.”

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McPhate’s mother’s bad knees prevents her from mowing and her husband, McPhate’s stepfather, works out of town. Rather than ignoring a problem he knew his daughter’s mother had with yard work, McPhate’s father chose instead to show love by helping.

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“This is co parenting,” 32 year old McPhate says in her post. Despite her parent’s divorce, which happened decades ago, she considers herself lucky. She grew up knowing she had parents and also bonus step-parents who made mutual respect a priority. To this day, she offers them as an example of how to treat people and love family.

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McPhate noted her dad thought it funny his actions went viral. “I’m no saint,” he said. “We should all choose kindness whenever we can.”

Her parents never told her why they got divorced, and they never bad mouthed each other.

“I’m very fortunate to have such amazing parents,” McPhate told Love What Matters. “I know my moms and dads would do anything for each other, because we’re family.”

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This Teen Pageant Contestant Looks Just Like Regina George and the Internet is Going Wild

Believe it or not, this is not Regina George:

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She is actually first runner up for Miss Teen Namibia 2018.

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The internet, however, is pretty sure she is Queen Bee and leader of the Plastics, Mean Girls’ Regina George.

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@Lord_Kartel has a point about Mean Girl Regina George, as played by Rachel McAdams, not being African. However, teen beauty Clarisse Muller is, in fact, Namibian.

Annnnnd the joke you all knew was coming….

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Up to 100,000 Namibian citizens of European descent live mostly in the cities of central and southern Namibia. Windhoek, where Muller is from, is home to the largest white population in the country. Many of Namibian Whites trace their roots to Germany, Portugal and England.

But back to the Twitter war over not-Regina George. The debate raged so hard, the website for Afterbreak Magazine, which originally tweeted Muller’s picture, experienced technical difficulties.

“Due to the attention and engagement we have received on Twitter leading us to thousands of hit on our website, it has crashed. We are resolving this issue as quickly as we can. Thanks you for your patience.”

But you must admit, the resemblance between Muller and the mean character of Regina George from the blockbuster movie is undeniable.

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Muller described how she felt about the comparison to BuzzFeed News, saying, “At first I thought it was weird, but I soon got used to it and it’s actually fun.” She also assured everyone there are only “some small similarities.”

However, others are still convinced they are the same people.

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If only all this had happened on October 3. So close!

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Thrift Store Employees Dish Some of the Strangest Donations They’ve Ever Received

You don’t have to spend very long in a thrift store to realize that there are some strange items hidden on those shelves. Who donated them? How did they get there? We may never know. Maybe these 15 items won’t surprise you. But then again, maybe they will.

 

#15. Two kittens

“In the six years I’ve worked there (still working there), we’ve received two kittens. They were in the donations so we didn’t see them when they were initially dropped off. Both went home with different coworkers. The most recent incident was this past Thursday.”

#14. Their soul

“used underwear​

someone tried to donate their soul”

#13. I was prepared to argue

“Not a worker but I found a pair of prosthetic legs when I was in my mid twenties.

They were fifteen bucks. At least that’s what the tags on the bottom said. I was prepared to argue if it was per leg instead if as a pair.

My band used one as a Tip Leg when we played live for years.

I still have them in storage somewhere.”

#12. Did it sell, though?

“A taxidermied coyote.”

#11. Completely unwilling

“A collection of Ouija boards. A couple of them were obviously homemade, one of them was glow-in-the-dark and one of them was a glitter Ouija board. There were about 15. Of course, the thrift shop that I worked for was completely unwilling to keep those in stock.”

#10. They wanted to call the cops

“There was a bong in a box of donations. The little old ladies who run the thrift shop wouldn’t touch it and wanted to call the police to come get it.”

#9. Lots of TMI

“Two black garbage bags of unprocessed marijuana leaves. Lost and lots of used dolls. A Jean jacket with a dragon jacking off on the back, and lost of Polaroids of peoples genitals.”

#8. But why?

“I worked at a Goodwill for a year, someone donated their entire video game collection, Ataris all the way up to Sega Saturns and N64s, tons of games. I was like… but why.”

#7. Every Friday morning

“My best friend used to work at Goodwill. Said they had someone, for the longest time every friday morning, theyd get to the store and someone had dropped off like a stack of toilet seats overnight, the white ones, and they were always stained yellow and brown and nasty as fuck.”

#6. Two live chickens

“My mom used to work at one and she said they opened a box to find two live chickens.”

#5. That’s not how any of this works

“A neighbor who’s a thrift store worker told me that – during the night – someone dropped off 2 dead deer (recently hunted) with a note reading: “Please sell the venison.””

#4. Magic 8-Ball Jesus

“A neon pink magic eight ball Jesus statue. I don’t think we ever sent it out for sale, it was just too weird to give up.

We also had a lot of people drop off garbage as a “donation” so that they didn’t have to deal with taking it to the dump themselves, which was always frustrating. Some of the worst instances:

a Rubbermaid bin full of dead fish
a cabbage
a bag of underwear soiled by menstrual blood
Edit: A picture of the statue: https://imgur.com/a/5pPWMOZ”

#3. Needless to say

“I found a family picture of a black guy, his mom, and his little sister (or his baby) and his graduation. It was in a very personalized frame.

It was priced for 50 cents.

Needless to say , I bought it and it’s been in my living room ever since.”

#2. Get the police involved

“High end prosthetic arm. Grenades and guns get donated all the time and we have to get police involved since for all we know they could have been used in a crime. Various forms of sensitive documents like passports, marriage licenses, and custody papers. Unfortunately common but I hate when people leave sharps like knives and syringes in bags of clothes – huge safety risk for us, especially our supported workers. Put sharp items in a separate bag and tell us there’s knives in there if you can.”

#1. A tri-hoof base

“We got a lamp which was made from the leg of a cow with 2 extra hooves sewn on so that it had a tri hoof base. Another was a nasty sewing stool/pin holder which had shoes, stockings and a dress on as to appear like the lower half of a small child but under the short “dress/skirt” were these nasty smoke tainted lace granny panties that had clearly seen some action. But hey it was 4.99 and believe or not, it sold after 3 weeks. See image here: http://imgur.com/gallery/7TSIm0C”

Some people live interesting lives, I tell ya.

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Teachers Reveal 12+ Disturbing Items They Have Confiscated from Students

Teaching doesn’t come without its fair share of unpleasant duties, but these 15 teachers have some true horror stories when it comes to things they’ve lifted off their kids.

And there’s no doubt in my mind that they hesitate giving some of these things back at the end of the day.

 

#15. They could be charged

“You don’t wanna know how often I explained to middle schoolers that having “nudes” of each other on their phones and passing them around constituted child pornography and that they could be charged.”

#14. Poor little thing

“A cat. One of my students bought his cat to school zipped up in his sports bag. Poor little thing.”

#13. Like balloons

“Had to take about a dozen condoms from a 3rd grader once. He was getting them from the older kids after school and playing with them. He had no idea how to use them, but he sure liked blowing them up like balloons.”

#12. She insisted

“Human finger

She insisted she’d found it by the ravine and just thought it was cool so kept it until she’d decided what to do with it.

But… that means she’d either found a lone finger, or she was leaving out a part of this story.”

#11. Wish I had a camera

“One of my favorite stories. Ahhhh. So a girl was getting searched for drugs. I was the witness. My male VP was going through her purse taking things out. She had a dildo. Except at first he didn’t realize. He’s holding it, opening the back of it and looking into the battery compartment, when suddenly he realizes what he is holding. Wish I had a camera.”

#10.  Everyone that had been poked

“Back in high school this girl brought a needle to school and was walking around the halls poking people with it. It was confiscated, obviously, they were able to determine that it had not been used by her to inject herself, or anyone else, with anything. They did have to go around and find everyone that had been poked though to make sure no one had any diseases.”

#9. Fun times

“A drawing of me, laying on my back on the floor, with knives sticking out of my chest / stomach. Him standing over me with a couple classmates with smiles on their faces. Very clearly my classroom. That, paired with the “Kill Mrs. ___ Club” oath he’d written about killing me and “having no mercy”.

Fun times.”

#8. It wasn’t intentional

“One of my students turned in an assignment on a flash drive with a bunch of BDSM porn on it.

No, it wasn’t intentional.”

#7. Pure evil

“Student had brought a puzzle to school, but the pieces didn’t match. Turned out it was a single piece from all the puzzles WE kept at school, making every single one of them unsolvable.”

#6. Packed by accident

“Kindergarten teacher. Found a needle in a boys lunchbox. Turns out it was a used heroin needle that parents packed by accident. The boy now lives with his grandparents.

The mother came in after losing custody and screamed at me for ruining her life and stealing her child. I calmly called school security and she was escorted off campus.

Very bright boy is now in 2nd grade and his grandparents are an absolute delight. He is now in very loving hands.”

#5. A teacher heard the screams

“I remember when I was in middle school, a fellow 8th graders dad was a tattoo artist. Somehow this kid had managed to bring his dads tattoo equipment to school and it was confiscated when he tried to tattoo another kid whilst his friends held this kid down. Petty sure it was going to be a forced tattoo but a teacher was walking by and heard the screams and stopped it.”

#4. That’s one way to protest

“My mom was a teacher and she had to take a lighter away from a student after he lit his test on fire.”

#3. Not much we could do

“I was with a VP as we searched a girls bag and we found a burner phone, $3000 cash, and her black book of clients. She was 18 so not much we could do but man it made shit real when you consider she had a book with about 20 men’s names in it and what they liked.

Second weirdest was the kid who brought 3 fish he had caught that morning. He just wanted to kill them. Like didn’t catch them for food, but just to kill them.”

#2. Generally unfazed

“When I was in high school one of the percussionists in the lowest level band class was suspended for a couple days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag. He evidently was planning on putting it in the band teacher’s desk. My band teacher thought it was funny but was otherwise generally unfazed by the news.”

#1. A bit creeped out

“A student came running to me during a break once, and wanted to drag me to a class to show me something. I went along and once there, he directed me to a student’s desk. There was an open notebook lying on the desk, detailing my full name, birth date, address, license plate, and other insane stuff. We immediately took her to the office after she returned, police was called, they confiscated her phone.

She had a entire album titled “teachers” or “professors” (don’t remember), and quite literally every single teacher she had had was in there. I was in 4 pictures, some of which she took secretly in class. The others were old ass pics from my old Facebook.

was a bit creeped out to be honest.”

Keep an eye on your kids, people. You never know what’s in their pockets.

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