Kids really do say the darndest things – something teacher Alyssa Cowit knows since she spends every day with them.
They’re often funny because the kids have no idea what they’re saying, or because what they’re saying is too true (and wise) for their age, but any way you slice it, there’s no way to keep a straight face reading these 14 kid-quotes.
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14. Dogs really are a lot like us, I guess.
– (submitted anonymously) #wednesdaywisdom #quarantine13. It’s really not fair.
– (submitted by: @rachelbrowningwellness) #sundayscaries12. This is a whole mood and I am here for it.
– (submitted anonymously) #quarantinelife #quoteoftheday11. Same, kid. Honestly.
– (submitted by: @graceandchamp) #quarantine #snacks10. Why do I get the feeling he’s heard this a lot?
– (submitted by: @aldeej0214) #mondaymood #lovequotes9. Wisdom from deep in the human soul.
8. It’s important to dream big, and to stay weird.
– (submitted anonymously) #quarantine7. Except for diabetes…you can’t.
4⃣ever! – (submitted anonymously) #quotes #chocolate6. This really never changes.
– (Submitted by: @nataliestanfield)5. Definitely trying this line at home.
4. Is this kid spying on me?!
– (submitted anonymously) #quoteoftheday3. If only this worked for moms.
2. As long as lactose intolerance isn’t also in your DNA.
– (submitted anonymously) #cheese1. Learning young that the struggle is real.
– (submitted by: @hanah_jorgensen) #quarantinelifeI think this is just what I needed today; how about you?
What’s the funniest thing your kid has ever said?
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