Do you feel like you’ve been walking around with a dark cloud hanging over your head lately?
If so, you’re not alone! We’ve all been putting up with a lot of dark things this year and I think it’s safe to say we could all use a break. A BIG one.
So what can we do about that…?
I know! How about we dive into some hilarious tweets that are sure to put you (and us) in a better mood?
That’ll do the trick! Let’s get started right now!
1. Just throw them off a little bit.
You really think they hate you…?
I miss walking into a store and immediately realizing it’s too fancy but pretending to look around for a few minutes for the benefit of the salesperson who already hates me by default
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) September 21, 2020
2. I think I saw Stand by Me too many times…
I figured there would be leeches everywhere.
idk why as a child i thought leeches would be a bigger problem for me
— kaytamine (@fleetwood__max) September 19, 2020
3. How is my pet supposed to come up with that dough?
Doesn’t seem fair…
pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
— kayla ♡ (@baz00per) September 22, 2020
4. Over and over again in your head.
But they don’t occur in reality, do they…?
All the worst friend fights I ever have occur entirely in my head during the response delays in text conversations
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 22, 2020
5. Sounds like a deal!
Have you found any takers on this idea yet?
me, pitching the Trojan Horse idea: ok we build a large horse out of wood and I sneak inside. I furnish the interior with rugs, a bed, maybe a Monet. real cozy. then I live there, rent-free, and you wheel me to places I wanna go
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 21, 2020
6. Yes, I can multitask.
No problem at all!
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— Heidii
(@juicyyheidii) September 21, 2020
7. You really just turned him (and me) on.
Thank you for that!
Let me just slip into something a little more comfortable *slides mouthguard in sensually*
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 20, 2020
8. It’s time to get ‘er done.
I’m very proud of you!
I’m going to start my diet today and finish my diet today because I like to get things done.
— Stacey (@skittle624) September 21, 2020
9. Seriously…how’d you get that gig?
I think I have a good idea of how that worked out…
Jesus being God's son is like… ok nepotism
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 22, 2020
10. Wasn’t messing around.
They’re very passionate about hot dogs over there.
I Feel like this is an appropriate reaction pic.twitter.com/PzsPvJRIed
— Natalie (@jbfan911) September 22, 2020
11. They know what’s up.
And us adults have absolutely no clue.
I love how babies look freaked out all the time. They’re the only ones being honest!
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) September 23, 2020
12. Keep it down out there!
This is 100% accurate.
Welcome to adulthood.
Loud cars make you angry now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 22, 2020
13. That was nice of you to help out.
It’s called being a good citizen.
i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went “hello, where are the strap ons?” like girl i don’t work here but aisle 12
— ABOLISH THE POLICE (@hairyfairie) September 20, 2020
Now I’m in a much better mood!
And now it’s your turn!
In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen lately on social media that really made you laugh.
Thanks a lot!
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