We shouldn’t sugarcoat it, okay? We’re all adults here…
So we can just come right out and say that the world is a mess right now. Because it is!
But that doesn’t mean that we can’t still enjoy ourselves and have a good time, right? I refuse to let the news of Planet Earth get me down in the dumps right now so I’m gonna focus on laughter as much as possible.
And we think we have a good group of tweets for you to enjoy right here!
So kick back, block out all the negativity, and enjoy these funny tweets.
1. It’s all okay!
Don’t even worry about it!
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
2. I do this, too. Almost daily.
Is there a problem with that?
sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall
— James
(@_JamesOG_) October 17, 2020
3. You have to add that last part in.
Trust us on this one!
"I'll see you in hell" should be followed with "and I won't even stop to say hi". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate
— ballin’ ass furlin (@thefurlinator) January 10, 2014
4. This is amazing.
And also totally baffling.
In a restaurant in canada last night I was served pudding on, and I wish I was joking, an ancient VHS copy of The Bodyguard pic.twitter.com/53oQfXDlNw
— P.S.Burton (@PSBurton) August 8, 2019
5. I wonder what happened to that tape…
Or if she ever bothered to listen to it…
Just occurred to me that the girlfriend who dumped me in my early twenties may never have listened to the post-breakup mixtape I gave her that was themed around my sadness at having been broken up with by her
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) July 12, 2020
6. Take a nice break.
It’ll get your mind off of things.
The news is so disturbing and anxiety inducing so to relax my husband and I are watching The Shining
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) July 13, 2020
7. Oh…never mind.
I thought you said something else.
*getting ready*
My bf: you look really hot
Me: aw thank you
My bf: what?
Me: what did you just say?
My bf: the water is really hot
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) July 10, 2020
8. What does it all mean?!?!
This is very confusing.
a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear pic.twitter.com/AHtUPDfqdV
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 11, 2020
9. It’s all cake…
Is this trend still going on, by the way?
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 9, 2020
10. Just a soft launch.
You can’t give it all away at once.
congrats on the instagram soft launch of ur boyfriend (pic on story, elbow and side profile only)
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) July 13, 2020
11. Yeah, this isn’t gonna go well.
That’s the best I got.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, man are you going to be disappointed when you find out that was actually my best.
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) December 30, 2015
12. You shouldn’t really say anything.
What’s wrong with you?!?!
I’m pretty judgmental for a guy who once bought a lobster egg roll from a dollar store.
— 3 Feet High and Crying
13. Might as well join up.
We can’t make friends anywhere else…
Cults make perfect sense. Do you know how hard it is to make friends as an adult?
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 3, 2018
How about all of you out there in Internet land?
What’s the absolute funniest thing that you’ve seen online lately?
Whatever it is, share it with us in the comments with us. We want to keep the laughs coming! Please and thank you!
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