This sure is a tough time, isn’t it, moms and dads?
You’re stuck at home with the kids. Remote learning is taking up all of your time. The young ones can’t see their friends, so it’s up to you to keep them entertained…and the list goes on and on…
So that’s why it’s important to take to Twitter sometimes so you can vent about your kids or at least provide your fellow parents with some comedy relief…and I have a feeling that they’re really glad it’s not happening ot them…
Enjoy these funny parenting tweets while you have a few minutes of alone time!
1. This is very smart.
I gotta say, I’m impressed.
I try be honest with my kids in all situations unless I hear the ice cream truck coming in which case the music means they’re all out of ice cream.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 21, 2020
2. But those are the only things.
Otherwise, I’d be doing it.
The only thing keeping me from becoming a crafty Instagram momfluencer? Severe lower back pain and laziness
— amil (@amil) August 6, 2020
3. Take it or leave it.
What do you want from me?
9- Mom, the tooth fairy never gave me money or took my tooth last night!
Me- *digs in bottom of purse*
9- Wait
Me- *Hands over $3.28*
9- Really mom?
Me- She said she was busy last night
9- You literally just handed me change
Me- She said she’s broke too— Maryfairyboberry
(@maryfairybobrry) August 2, 2020
4. Maybe next week?
Don’t ask me that again!
TIP: Never tell a child you will make cookies with them if you don't want to answer "WHEN ARE WE MAKING COOKIES" every minute for next 3 days
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 4, 2020
5. No, don’t worry about it?
Just let it go.
Wait, we are supposed to be monitoring our kids’ screen time?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 2, 2020
6. Let’s go back to your original question.
In other words, let’s talk about death.
Kid: What happens when we die?
Me: Let’s talk about something a little more lighthearted.
Kid: Why does your butt jiggle when you walk?
Me: So when a person dies…
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 1, 2020
7. Thank you for that.
Very sanitary, don’t you think?
Me: As your teacher, I request that you stay at least 3 feet away from me at all times.
My toddler: *sneezes directly into my eyeballs*— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 7, 2020
8. Might be time for therapy.
There’s a lot going on here…
Adult: What’s that a drawing of?
Someone else’s kid: A house and a rainbow and my smiling family
My kids: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUT HE FOUGHT ALIENS AND NOW HE’S COVERED IN BLOOD SEE HERE I AM CRYING ON THE CORNER
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) August 1, 2020
9. That IS really cute!
How adorable is this kid?!?!
My 10 year old has reached this cute stage where nobody knows any facts until he tells you them and anything you thought you did know is obviously wrong
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) August 6, 2020
10. Life not imitating art.
That’s too bad.
All I’m saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 4, 2020
11. I didn’t do anything…
You’ll get yours soon enough…
No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 27, 2020
12. You did what you had to do.
buying desks and supplies to prepare for home schooling my kids while working full time this fall therefore I also bought ice cream and booze
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 25, 2020
Okay, parents, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please tell us how it’s going in your household with your kids right now.
We can’t wait to hear from all of you out there!
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