I want you to listen and listen closely.
I’m a doctor and I’m about to prescribe something very important to you.
It’s laughter…non-stop laughter to be specific.
And you’re going to get it in the form of really funny social media posts.
I should probably clarify that I’m not an actual doctor YET, but I’m very close to completing my formal education in fantastic tweets…I’m really close.
Are you ready? Let’s get started!
1. Let’s cut to the chase.
That’s why!
i love when guys on dating apps ask “how is a gorgeous girl like you single” I’m mentally ill, brandon
— mads (@madddiexo) May 25, 2020
2. Oh, no doubt about it.
Do you remember it, ladies?
this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had pic.twitter.com/xK7U6dJgBC
— grace
(@thebiggestyee) May 26, 2020
3. You are on your own journey now.
Good luck to you!
Me, when my boyfriend says he wants to cut carbs and workout every day: pic.twitter.com/hmZPLcC3qb
— Katie Arroyo (@KatieGArroyo) May 27, 2020
4. They’re very confused, that’s for sure.
And they’re feeling neglected.
do our going out purses know what’s going on or do they think we died
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) April 29, 2020
5. Here we go again.
Let’s not even travel down that path.
When I shop online I secretly hope I don’t like anything so I won’t have to talk myself out of buying it
— sami fishbein (@samifish1) May 16, 2020
6. A new sensation.
What is this weird feeling?!?!
Just shaved my legs for the first time in months and it feels like my bones are touching my pants
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 20, 2020
7. Not that much different, is it?
Does this sound like your life?
Having a Having a
boyfriend cat
Taking care of something that borderline hates me and doesn’t want to give me affection but hates when I’m not giving it attention— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) May 17, 2020
8. Okay, time to figure this out.
Which one is it, again?
“I’m a smart, intelligent, grown woman!”…
I whisper to myself as I make an “L” with my hands to figure out which way is left and right
— Mom Like That Podcast (@momlikethatpod) December 11, 2019
9. What a strange year.
And it’s only getting stranger…
10. Someone needs to set this up.
Some real talk right here!
Quarantine has made me realize how much time, effort, pain, and money women spend to look unnaturally hot. Can we all have a zoom meeting and decide to go natural forever and just love ourselves like who can I call to set that up
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) May 21, 2020
11. Is that too much to ask?
Let me live my life, dammit!
i am a woman seeking:
men
a moss covered cottage deep in the forest surrounded by fae folk and botanical gardens where i can bake bread in bliss
— gabby (@kniqhtley) April 5, 2020
12. What’s the point?
Can anyone out there explain this?
Can anyone tell me what the little foamy inserts in a bathing suit top are for? I’m thinking it is to look good once, then roll up into a ball with no way to flatten out until you’re annoyed and pull them out.
— momsbehavingbadly (@badbadmoms) May 17, 2020
13. That’s a lofty goal.
We hope you can achieve it!
Know my life is a mess bc someone asked me what my goals are for the next 5 years & the only thing I could think of was to not fuck any more dudes who wear flip flops.
— Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) May 3, 2018
I told you I was a doctor! Aren’t you glad you listened to me?
Okay, let’s keep the laughs coming for days!
In the comments, please share a funny post with us that you think will make us LOL.
Let’s see what you got!
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