It’s very important to get your day started the right way and we think we almost have it down to a formula.
Here it is: eat some breakfast, drink some coffee, argue with your family members, and then laugh at some funny tweets.
That’s it! That’s the whole shebang!
Then your day is kickstarted the right way and you’re ready to take on every single obstacle out there.
So are you ready to go!
Let’s do it!
1. You have to be precise.
Especially when it comes to this stuff.
Is it spelled titties or tiddies? I want this family newsletter to be perfect.
— The Girl Who Came to Say ACAB
(@Mom_Overboard) May 5, 2020
2. Not feelin’ that at all.
How about you?
When Beyoncé said “I’d rather die young than live my life without you”, I did not feel that.
— Zora Neale Hustlin’ (@MarsinCharge) May 2, 2020
3. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?
It really has a nice ring to it!
for once, i’d just like to spiral into control.
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) May 5, 2020
4. Apparently, a big fan…
But maybe taking it a little bit too far…
I don’t care what weight adele is, I just want her to know I would murder her ex husband for her if she asked
— arabelle sicardi (@arabellesicardi) May 6, 2020
5. For a very special person.
They’re gonna love it!
"One box of murder hornets, please. And yes, it's a gift."
— Cathryn
(@AngryRaccoon2) May 3, 2020
6. It’s as easy as that.
In case you need some pointers.
I love texting “hold on let me take one for you
” waiting exactly 6 minutes then sending a nude I took 8 months ago for the last guy I was into
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 6, 2020
7. It definitely does.
This tweet really speaks to me.
I hope this email finds you, like myself, fueled by vengeance
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 9, 2020
8. You shouldn’t have said that.
But, what’s done is done.
My 4yo came up to me in a desperate voice and said “I don’t like babies or kids and I don’t want to get married.” So I replied “Same girl, same.” And now my kids and husband are mad at me.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) April 11, 2020
9. Using that Jedi mind trick.
Let us know if it works.
trying to make my bf propose to me after 4 months pic.twitter.com/sipqnjX6ma
— grace
(@thebiggestyee) May 10, 2020
10. I like the one on the right.
But that’s just me.
Omg I’m Having a hard time decorating my new crib
which one y’all think? pic.twitter.com/7nEwbSmNIm
— ˢⁱˣ ⁿⁱⁿᵉ
(@dosesofkae_) May 25, 2020
11. That’s pretty much the whole movie.
Wrap it up, lady!
Titanic (1997)
Scientist: Where’s the diamond?
Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 25, 2020
12. I am now a genius.
Wait until you get to three pages!
me when i’m able to read more then two pages in a row of a book during quarantine pic.twitter.com/3ObisaTp9M
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) May 28, 2020
Okay, now I feel energized to take on the day and get A TON of things accomplished.
How about you chip in too and help us and your fellow readers out?
In the comments, share some funny content that you think everyone will enjoy.
We’re talking tweets, memes, photos, jokes, etc.
We look forward to hearing from you!
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