There’s a right way to start your day and then there’s a wrong way. Trust me on this one.
Let’s start first with the wrong way: that entails basically anything that will put you in a bad or depressed mood. It could be reading negative stories online, getting into virtual arguments with total strangers on social media, etc.
The RIGHT way to begin your day is to do it with hilarious memes and tweets. They give you a laugh, your stress level plummets, and you’re headed in a positive direction for the rest of the day!
That’s really all you need!
Let’s head in the right direction TOGETHER today!
Have a good one!
1. Don’t ask me…
It’s gone with the wind…
2. Don’t let this one get away.
Pizza rolls paired with a fine Ranch sauce.
3. I learned it from you guys!
Do your parents do this? I know mine do…
My parents didn’t text me back immediately so I left them a series of 42 missed calls and 22 voicemails just so they know how it feels.
— 30andTired (@30andTired) April 21, 2020
4. I’d watch this show.
Oh YUCK, get rid of this couch!
A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave.
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) February 9, 2014
5. A classic Dad joke.
Definitely one for the ages.
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 21, 2020
6. You gotta do what you gotta do.
You can’t resist the urge.
I wanna have abs so bad but wine calls me like the ocean calls moana.
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) April 22, 2020
7. Yeah, you idiot!
Give it a shot and see if it works out.
My therapist: you need to practice compassion for yourself My brain: yeah you dumb bitch be nicer to yourself
— Rose Byrne’s Wig in Mrs. America (@quinnscicluna) September 18, 2018
8. The age-old quarrel.
Which one are you?
There are two types of people in the world:
– “It’s already 10pm”
and
– “It’s only 10pm”and they marry each other.
— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) April 19, 2020
9. They’re all high as a kite.
Puff, puff, pass, Willie!
10. Sure, you do…
A lot of people “hate country music” out there.
11. Just slap it on the side.
Ask and you shall receive!
12. There’s no in-between.
They love it or they just don’t get it…
Now that I got a nice jolt of laughter this morning, I’m ready to take on the day!
Have you come across any really funny memes, tweets, jokes, or photos on social media lately?
If you have, please be a friend and share some of them in the comments section.
We’d love to hear from you!
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