I feel sorry for kids getting out of college these days. I graduated a while ago and the economy was doing pretty well and jobs were plentiful.
But today?
There’s a ton of uncertainty and it’s really tough out there!
Here are some painful yet funny tweets that sum up life these days after getting out of school.
1. Welcome to Moe’s!
What post-grad actually looks like pic.twitter.com/5KgY3GfBOu
— ya boy (@yaboyjaeb) June 21, 2019
2. Didn’t take too big of a leap.
My post grad life:
**Replaces homework at Starbucks with online shopping at Starbucks**
— Shay Little (@Shay_M_96) May 21, 2019
3. Sounds like a blast.
Me and my gals in college: yaaaas let’s drink this BAG of wine & go DAAAANCING
Me and my gals now: Ok so what you are experiencing is repressed trauma and what im about to guide you through is called dialectical behavior therapy
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 7, 2019
4. Isn’t that your everyday life?
For Halloween I’m being a slutty post grad who has work in the morning
— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) November 1, 2019
5. Here it comes.
Until that Post Grad depression hits you from every angle https://t.co/YPpbOMU9F4
— Insert Name Here (@PureSavagery95) October 17, 2018
6. You have three choices.
me considering my many options post-grad https://t.co/OLuXbVoQ3i
— Judith Butler has joined the Zoom (@garbii93) December 11, 2019
7. A whole new ballgame.
things nobody tells you about post grad: you now have to figure out men’s ages by looking at their linkedin profiles and calculating how many years have passed since they finished college
— ashley aka bestdressed (@bestdressed) September 1, 2019
8. That’s a great plan.
i have no post grad plans so i am moving across the country for the next boy who is nice to me please hit my dms
— b (@doyalikebaileys) April 29, 2019
9. You were WRONG.
me, in college: i can't wait until i graduate and never have to do anything last minute again!
taxes: GUESS AGAIN PUNK
— fwong (@fwong) April 18, 2017
10. A lot of crying going on…
Me before college vs me now pic.twitter.com/8aHxaPi0Jt
— Gavin
(@GavinChapman_) December 11, 2019
11. Packing on the pounds.
me before & after college https://t.co/9fZrJZ65KR
— bailee p (@bailee_pihlblad) December 24, 2018
12. Ain’t that the truth?
It’s crazy after college you enter the real world. Just you and your debt. You’re all a loan
— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) April 27, 2018
13. Didn’t quite work out how you thought it would…
Me: [after college graduation] I will leave the world a better place than I found it
Me: [now] basically a hermit who only likes 4 people and laughs at their own jokes— meh (@bonehugsnirony) January 24, 2018
As the saying goes: “Adulting is hard.”
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