There are people who are hilariously honest online about the chaos of everyday life, and there are people online who are lying about how they’re barely keeping it together, even in the best of times.
If you ask me, people willing to give the rest of us a peek behind the curtain into the sweet messes there are the ones who are the heroes of our worlds – because they let us know we’re not alone.
Let’s goooooooooooo!!!!!
12. Alllll of the things you didn’t realize until now.
Oh! Today is the day my anxiety turned into blind rage at completely frivolous things! Neat! Unrelated, THE VENT-FAN ON THE STOVE JUST VENTS IT BACK INTO THE APARTMENT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW DOES THIS HELP
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) March 26, 2020
11. Don’t act like you haven’t counted.
How many pores does everyone have
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) March 25, 2020
10. I fail to see the issue.
My boyfriend is bingeing Great British Baking Show and I'm going insane, it's like 6 hours/day of "when I was wee, me mum baked me brittles n whispets!"
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) March 18, 2020
9. We’re not stalkers we’re just bored.
I'm sorry if I've watched your Instagram story 13 seconds after it was posted I have Nothing. To. Do.
— dzana (@DzanaAlibegic) March 21, 2020
8. Make sure you wash your hands.
pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!
now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020
7. We’re all regressing to our caveman selves.
I don't know what lack of human contact does to you guys but today I almost peed in the toilet without taking my underwear off, be safe out there
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 19, 2020
6. Falling down on the job.
Drank morning coffee, looked at the mug, said out loud, “you didn’t work.”
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) March 24, 2020
5. Don’t forget the bread!
Day 1 of Quarantine: “I’m going to meditate and do body-weight training.”
Day 4: *just pours the ice cream into the pasta*
— Quarantine Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) March 17, 2020
4. I’m not sure that’s really convincing.
i let the phone ring a few times before picking up for my therapy session so she thinks I’m doing well
— farah brook (@farahbrook) March 19, 2020
3. Everyone with kids already knows how this works.
how does every day now feel simultaneously 1 week long and also 5 minutes long. like where did the time go and also how did it take so long to fly by
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) March 25, 2020
2. That doesn’t count as exercise?
I keep muttering to myself, “let’s get hardcore fit AF during this quar, bitch” & then lying on a yoga mat for 30 minutes texting
— Kimberly Dinaro (@KimberDin) March 26, 2020
1. Jokes on you!
nice try self-quarantine, I was already crazy and out of shape
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) March 22, 2020
I am feeling every single one of these – how about you?
Tell us how you’re getting your daily dose of humor these days – I hope you’re finding all of the content you need to feel okay!
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