Scorpios are a unique breed, aren’t they? They’re known to be dramatic, intense, unpredictable, and emotional.
And the people who have dated them, been married to them, or had to deal with them a lot on a daily basis know all of these things to be very true.
So what to do? Put them on blast on Twitter, of course! Here are some funny and accurate tweets about all those Scorpio folks out there.
1. Two sides of the coin.
Scorpio: i am Mysterious. i am Untouchable. i want people to think i could kill them and feel nothing. no one knows me. every intimate detail about me is password protected
also scorpio: why does everyone think we’re so dark and edgy we’re sweethearts i’m baby
— Astro Bebs (@astrobebs) April 21, 2019
2. Not even gonna try.
i was on a date once and this girl asked me my sign and i said scorpio and she left
— OPEN WORLD OUT MARCH 6 (@Protohype) February 14, 2019
3. Split personality.
Scorpios after midnight: *paragraph long texts about things no one asked or cares about*
Scorpios during the day: "K"— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 23, 2020
4. Build up those life points.
Every time a Scorpio overreacts to something and burns a bridge they gain 10 life points
— Astro Bebs (@astrobebs) March 31, 2018
5. Hmmm. Is this a good thing?
scorpios: yay scorpio season!!
everyone else: pic.twitter.com/1WkKYAAvBK— big hunty (@headwitch_) November 2, 2016
6. VERY INTENSE.
this is what i’d imagine having a scorpio boyfriend would be like pic.twitter.com/780QRyowsL
— 777 (@yvesmaraj) October 7, 2019
7. Is this true?
listen…valentines day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would have sex and make more scorpios
— areola (@cumbitcha) November 3, 2017
8. Shock and awe.
Just realized that every personal hero I have ever had or admired has Scorpio placements. Shocked and appalled.
— Rude Astrology (@Rude_Astrology) December 22, 2019
9. She really wants to know what they’re gonna do…
if you’re dating a Scorpio then you’re single to me, what are they gonna do? okay really though what are they gonna do? why haven’t they reacted yet? what are they gonna do???
— Astro Bebs (@astrobebs) September 10, 2019
10. That’s kind of crazy.
another girl from my due date group is only 31 weeks and is desperately trying to put herself into labor by NEXT WEEK because she and her boyfriend are both scorpios so they HAVE to have a scorpio baby… i’m removing myself from this damn group
— ????
(@mimithemama) November 12, 2019
11. Shouldn’t joke about that.
I did something wacky the other day and just said “sorry I’m a Scorpio” and people accepted it even though I’m not
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 9, 2019
12. Now you’re being ignored.
1st minute of Scorpio season
Scorpio: hey just thought of you
Recipient: [894 contacts they've slept with or said hi to][894 contacts]: omg hi, how are you??
Scorpio:— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) October 23, 2018
13. Jekyll and Hyde.
How a Scorpios brain works.
pic.twitter.com/vU6jAkWXee
— iamsouljabrasi (@iamsouljabrasi) August 21, 2018
14. Taking it to the extreme.
Me: jealousy is bad, it is a sign of distrust and immaturity
My scorpio ass: ok but can i burn their house down
— Aki.coffee.cat (@winedrinkercat) October 8, 2017
15. Bit of a control freak…
“Why you always have to be in control ?”
first of all I’m a Scorpio
— SA’DEJA (@Sadeja) October 16, 2017
I’m sorry, Scorpios…but it had to be done.
Everybody out there, we want your feedback!
If you are a Scorpio or maybe if you’ve just had to deal with them in your life, tell us what you think about them. Don’t hold back, now!
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