Women Share the NSFW Questions They Have For Men

I’m a guy who’s bad at pretty much everything, but maybe I can be helpful when it comes to this post on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

Here are some questions. I’ll use my limited perspective and do my best to answer.

Content warning: most of these are pretty NSFW.

1. Ya just do your best.

So when guys crash at each other’s houses, what do you do when you wake up with morning wood? Do you have to hide it from each other?

– Tanarri27

2. Yes, the sensation is substantially dulled.

Does s*x REALLY feel different with a condom on?

Like, is there a noticeable difference and if so, is it bad or feel less pleasurable?

– UniqueUserName_93

3. Not as often as we should.

Do you actually wash underneath your balls

– juicy_fruitty_

4. When I was younger, maybe. Now? Nah.

Guys… You say you don’t care how many partners a girl has had…. But does it secretly bother you?

– nosh_dosh

5. Not since I was a teenager.

do you actually compare dong sizes with your friends?

– KeeganMargaret

6. A mature man can tell the difference.

How do I compliment you without thinking there’s more to it?

– dpnrte

7. Yes and it hurts.

Has a girl ever sat on your penis ‘the incorrect way’?

– kittycat2009

8. Not as much as you might think.

How much does boob size matter

– nosh_dosh

9. Any man who says they haven’t measured is lying to you.

Why do you say you don’t measure your d*ck? Some men have said “well it’s like you don’t measure your arm”.

But from my woman perspective, if I had something between my legs, I’d measure it. We know our bra and shoe size, why don’t you know your d*ck size??

– ditchinzimbabwe

10. Some deep, weird animal instinct.

When guys do the scratch ‘n sniff, what’re you guys actually sniffing for? Is it just a hygiene check?

– monik991

11. Like your crotch is trying to escape.

what does a boner feel like?

– ligmabeansthesecond

12. S*x is a part of love, it’s not the entire picture.

Is your love for your female partner based on how well she f*cks or you actually fall in love independently from it?

– KitchenBiscotti1

13. Worried about who your girlfriend hangs out with? Hmmm…

How do you guys feel about girls that hang out with a lot of guys.

Can you tell the difference between the pick me girls and the girls that are genuinely just more of a tomboy or just get along better w guys in a platonic way.

– katieewadee

14. The pain shoots up to your stomach, actually.

How does getting kicked in the balls feel?

– 23cacti

15. Once a year, it’s a family tradition.

How often do you accidentally sit on your nuts?

– Ran-Dizzy123

Welp, I hope that way-too-much-information was helpful.

What questions to you have about people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Self-Checkout

I go both ways when it comes to self-checkout.

If I’m buying produce, there’s no way in hell that I’m trying to figure out that computer to look up the proper codes…

But if I just have items that can be scanned…I’m struttin’ into the self-checkout lanes with all kinds of confidence and acting like I own the place.

Self-checkout sure is a funny thing, isn’t it…

Let’s take a look at some hilarious tweets about this aspect of our lives that we all deal with. Enjoy!

1. That’s never a good thing.

Now what am I supposed to do?!?!

2. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?

Enough to drive a person crazy.

3. I’m on your side, guys.

Just so we’re clear about everything.

4. Avoid those things at all costs.

It’s never a pleasant experience.

5. It’s a skill, alright.

How good are YOU?

6. What a little angel!

I hope you sneered at him. Or yelled.

7. Just this one thing, please.

That’s not too much to ask for.

8. A little different back then.

Remember the good old days?

9. We’re glad they were able to help!

That’s one of the best things about self-checkout.

10. You are correct, sir.

This guy is smart: listen to him.

11. Are you talking about yourself again?

If so, you nailed it!

12. Vegan soy protein powder?

People must know about this!

How do you feel about self-checkout?

Does it drive you nuts or do you love it because you don’t have to deal with anyone?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you think. Thanks!

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This Online Group Is All About Instant Karma and We Think You’re Gonna Love It

Have you ever been in a situation where you’ve been driving and someone who is acting like a jerk behind the wheel cuts you off?

And then they speed past you at a ridiculously high rate of speed?

And then…wait for it…right after they speed by you they get pulled over by a cop?

That’s one of the best feelings in the world!

And we like to call that instant karma where I come from.

Are you ready for some perfect examples of this? Let’s take a look.

1. That just feels so good.

I wonder if they actually had to pay the ticket…

Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight. from JusticePorn

2. You forgot something!

Now they’re in really big trouble.

So I was driving to the gym, and some asshat t-bones my car and drives off… BUT HE FORGOT THIS. ^_^

Posted by Rex Borova on Monday, March 11, 2013

3. That’s what you get, son.

Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Instant Karma from funny

4. Looks like you’ll need a new phone.

Be nice…or else…

I wonder how long until they realize their mistake from instantkarma

5. Here’s to foot fungus!

A nasty surprise.

Theft Karma from funny

6. Give ’em the boot!

I’ve never seen this before…but I like it!

7. You’re not going anywhere for a while.

You might as well get comfortable.

They deserve it. from Wellthatsucks

8. Stuck in the snow.

Steal stuff and karma will come back and bite you.

Guy attempts to steal package but gets caught. When he drives away his car gets stuck in snow from instantkarma

9. Do not touch.

Or you’re gonna make a new “friend”.

How dare you? from instantkarma

10. Good. Put them in jail.

I’m so sick and tired of these people. Aren’t they the worst?

Insufferably annoying YouTube troll refuses to wear a mask, gets arrested for trespassing from instantkarma

How about you?

What’s the best instance of karma that you’ve ever seen?

Maybe it happened to you? Or maybe someone who wronged you was on the other side of the karma?

Please share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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People Shared Their Favorite Sports Facts

You have to be a bit of a sports nerd to know some stats off the top of your head, but, in case you didn’t know, sports are hugely popular in this country and some people seem to treat it as their religion.

And I’m kind of guilty of that when it comes to certain teams, as well…

That’s why this Twitter thread of people sharing their favorite surprising sports facts is so cool!

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. A good year for KC.

They’re gonna be good for quite a while, I think…

2. That’s called excellence.

She’s already a legend.

3. Home run hitter.

A great player!

4. RIP to one of the best.

Mr. Aaron will be missed.

5. He was a total bad*ss.

It seemed like he’d never retire.

6. A thrilling running back.

I loved to watch him play!

7. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

I never knew this before…

8. Ouch…that one hurts…

They’re in a bit of a dry spell.

9. Oklahoma is pretty good at football.

A fierce rivalry between these two.

10. Otherworldly talent.

One of the best to do it.

11. That won’t be topped.

At least I don’t think it will…

12. Let’s see someone else do this…

We’re still waiting…

What’s your favorite sports fact?

Talk to us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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