Month: February 2021

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Weird Memes for Totally Weird People

We’ve got some weird memes in store for you, friends! The kind that will stick with you, like a good breakfast.

…if you ate memes for breakfast, I guess. Which, maybe you do. I don’t know your life.

Anyway, enjoy this strangeness.

15. Meet me in the middle

It looks like it was lit and I’d like to check it out.

14. Look at it!

Every time I do it makes me laugh.

13. The real thing

Would you like to set Introspect Exploder as your default browser?

12. Nice and long

When he failed to delete his browser history before passing.

11. Poetry in motion

Do I need to spell it all out for you?

10. All dogs go to Heaven

Ok, we’re stopping the game here, it can’t get any better than this.

9. You heard the man

How can he stay mad at that face?

8. Bird is the word

And the word is a lie.

7. Honk honk, buddy

You came to the wrong neighborhood if you’re not gonna make with the bread.

6. Squawk box 360

They crave. They scream. They on your team.

5. Make a move

I’ll catch you sooner or later.

4. Eat ’em up

Yup, that’s an anteater. No snout about it.

3. Lyin’ Lucas

Why? What did he tell you? Is he startin’ up drama again?

2. Hot tips

And just like that, I lost my appetite forever.

1. Parting words

Thanks for scrolling!

Have a good day, ya weirdo!

What’s your favorite flavor of meme?

Tell us in the comments.

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Romantic Comedy Tropes That Are Creepy in Real Life

I’ve never been a huge fan of romantic comedies…

The fact that I (typical straight dude) am not the target audience probably goes a long way toward explaining this, but even beyond that, there’s just something…troubling about them.

Someone on Reddit seems to agree with me:

What’s something that is romantic in movies but creepy in real life? from AskReddit

So, what’s going on in these flicks that you definitely wouldn’t want to encounter in real life?

Let’s break it down.

1. Why you gotta fight?

Having scream-fighting matches with your partner constantly because you’re both so “passionate” like in the notebook…like, nah bro.

You’re just incompatible.

That sh*t ain’t cute

– sloth_warlock85

2. Stay away from me.

Casually stalking who they’re pursuing.

– oatli

3. Breaking and entering.

Breaking into your crushes house and laying on their bed.

Movies: “aww he misses her that’s sweet.”

Real life: “You going to jail.”

– November_15th

4. Don’t make a scene.

An overdramatic proposal in front of a bunch of strangers.

– jackiea40

5. No means no.

Chasing someone who already said no, multiple times.

If someone is already in a relationship trying to break them up.

“Love” at first sight, no, that’s just lust and desire.

– vemisfire

6. Have a little professionalism.

Therapists dating or having sex with their patients. “Oh but they have such a deep connection!”

No, that’s a malpractice lawsuit in the making.

– against_underscores

7. Lotta hate for The Notebook out there.

In the notebook, Ryan gosling’s character literally builds a house for his ex girlfriend a decade after they split, who is now married to somebody else.

Imagine if that was real life. Imagine your teenage boyfriend out of the blue just built a house and expected you to move in with him.

Creepy af.

– jamagical12

8. Don’t be a homewrecker.

Pursuing someone who is already in a relationship

– Mango_Soda

9. They take these things seriously.

Breaking through airport security to profess your love.

Have fun getting tased and sent to prison jack*ss.

– CTHeinz

10. How did you get here?

Turning up on someone’s doorstep when they haven’t given you their address

– Toot_My_Own_Horn

11. Communication is key.

Never saying goodbye at the end of a phone call and just putting the phone down.

– Marcmmmmm

12. It’s not the Middle Ages.

Any kind of combat. Sword fights, fisticuffs, or any other kind of violence on behalf of the person you’re trying to woo.

And even if violence is called for – if you do end up being the person who physically saves a woman from harm?

That is not the time for flirting.

– PreferredSelection

13. This one is – hey wait, a minute…

Trying to get your mum and dad to fall in love at the enchantment under the sea dance but your mother ends up with the hots for you, all while trying to generate 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 miles per hour!

– Talonqr

14. Guys, take this seriously.

Stealing their baby brother and taking them to the castle at the center of the labyrinth to eventually turn them into a goblin.

– veegasmo

15. Ok, we’re done here.

Every male in the entire village always hitting on the one single blue female.

– MassGootz

So, maybe romantic comedies just aren’t for me. Or maybe, more and more, they really aren’t for anybody.

What would you add to this list?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for People Who Enjoy Getting Lost in Their Feels

Are you feeling a little bit frustrated? Maybe a little down on yourself? Like you’re struggling, or not stacking up?

That’s ok. Really, it is. It’s normal. And it’s nice to recognize those feelings, name them, maybe meme them, have a laugh, and move on.

In the spirit of accomplishing that, here are some memes.

10. Feel it deep

Ok nevermind this isn’t super great anymore.

9. You’re a mean one

But whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he sat in his apartment, drinking the booze.

8. All day every day

Are you ready for the first day of the rest of your life?

7. Social cues

I’m not super sure I’m compatible with you. Or anyone.

6. No offense

Not to hurt my feelings but why I am such a waste of everything?

5. Best laid plans

That’s the stark reality of things for ya.

4. Nothin’ but a number

In my mind I’m still like three feet tall.

3. Pain and gain

Leave Grandpa alone, he’s trying to watch his stories.

2. The philosopher

You wanna get in on this? It’s a wild time.

1. Glow up

What was I thinking? This is all kid me’s fault.

There, feel better now? Remember, you’re not alone in any of this. We’re all here together. And we all brought memes.

What flavor of meme is your favorite when you’re feelin’ down?

Tell us in the comments.

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Darkish Memes for the Folks Out There

Don’t keep scrolling if you’re easily offended.

The memes we’ve got today definitely aren’t the worst out there, but like, you probably don’t wanna show ’em to grandma.

Still game? Cool. Here are ten darkish memes for your enjoyment.

1. Fierce!

Fight!

2. Pug toofs

She’s beautiful no matter what.

3. Price check

Neeevermind.

4. The ultimate sticker

“This will be funny” I think again, ready to be let down.

5. All aboard!

Hey man, we’ve got places to be, hold onto stuff. What is this, your first day?

6. Micro machines!

If I’m as rich as Tony Stark, does it matter?

7. Morning glory

Welp, at least I’ll get to look at some memes today.

8. The awakening

Come forth, wretched creature, and pour thyself another bowl of flakes most frosted, returning once more to your pitch dark chamber.

9. Yeet!

I shouldn’t be laughing but I’m laughing so much.

10. Mary me

“You think you can just call me up three times and I’m yours?”

11. Test screening

It’s the only way I can afford to take it out of the store.

12. The dank dark

You don’t even know how to party until you’ve looked your own meaningless mortality in the eye.

13. The ultimate defense

Don’t mess with me, man! I’ve got the power of memes AND anime!

Alright now get outta here, ya meme creep.

What’s your favorite flavor of meme?

Tell us in the comments.

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Weird Memes to Make Your Day Even Weirder

I want my memes a little weird, personally. The kind that if you show them to someone, they’re either gonna laugh really hard or just kinda furrow their brow. Nothing in between.

No polite chuckle memes over here. Just the kind of stuff that either makes you angry or puts you in hysterics.

Join me on this tour and celebration of weird memes, won’t you?

10. Spoiler alert

It’s all about the context; context is key.

9. Music is my language

You gotta listen to the notes he’s NOT playing.

8. Put it bluntly

Why don’t we just call them what they are: squiggle wiggle danger shockies.

7. Linked up

God bless video game glitches and all that they do for us.

6. Dabbing through the ages

He tried to go back in time to prevent WWII and ended up making memes instead.

5. On the net

Aye, three thousand holes and none of them worth watchin’.

4. Origin stories

If they made Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat a Marvel villain it would probably be the best one yet.

3. Fitting in

Try to look intimidated, I’m the hero of this story.

2. Bless you

Hail block, full of coins.

1. Cock of the block

“I guess I’ll have the chicken then.”

You’re either laughing or staring blankly now. Either way, I have won.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilariously Bad Facebook Takes You Gotta Check Out

There sure are some bad takes out there in Facebook land. It’s almost like there’s a challenge on the books for who can be the wrongest about the simplest thing.

Because seriously, it doesn’t matter the subject, it doesn’t matter how simple, someone somewhere will have an awful take on it.

Check out the bad Facebook takes on these subjects:

10. America

It’s not a stereotype, we really seriously don’t understand that the world is bigger than our own country.

9. Keith Urban

Probably trolling. Hopefully trolling. Oh God, please be trolling.

8. Cellphones and prayer

Bless me Father, for I have sinned quite a bit.

7. Plutonium

Now that is some radioactive levels of dumb.

6. Math

I love it when the dumb is mixed in with a hearty dose of arrogant.

5. School

Losing your household’s livelihood to own the libs.

4. Books

Well, we’ve come full circle folks.

3. Evolutionary history

To be clear: the idea is that the asteroid kicked up so much dust that it temporarily changed the planet’s atmosphere, killing off the bigger reptiles and allowing for small mammals to thrive.
Those small mammals eventually gave rise to us. Read a book.

2. US…history…

I genuinely don’t know where to begin with this so. Enjoy?

1. The Earth itself

I’m sure I don’t need to say this, but there’s no “up” or “down” in space.
The earth doesn’t have a “lowest point.”

And there you have it. Now go forth, back to your own social media, and just…try not to be this dumb.

What’s the worst take you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Strange and Funny Facebook Posts That Defy Description

Oh, Facebook. What would we do if you weren’t around?

Live our lives peacefully and unseeking of the randomly administered micro-dopamine hit that comes with the tiny bits of social validation administered through your platform throughout the day? No thanks!

People love Facebook. Even if they have literally no idea what they’re saying on there. Just look!

11. Very rare

I um…I hope you like salmonella.

10. Double trouble

This is such a wild ride and you never see the ending coming.

9. What a vision!

In case this needs saying: never ever ever ever ever look directly at the sun.
It is a giant nuclear bomb in the sky and it will damage your eyes real good.

8. Order of operations

Read this three or four times and you still won’t get it.

7. For what?

Man, when it rains, it pours.

6. Doggy dog

But that sounds like the kind of world I WANT to live in.

5. Good boi

When people look at the instructions but clearly don’t read them.

4. Growing up

I think that baby is gonna be literally quite the opposite of mature, actually.

3. Crunch the numbers

Bad math aside, if you’re saying “it’s the principle” while squabbling over pocket change, you get talked about behind your back, I promise.

2. Half baked

I understand wanting to get these images as a new parent, but why on EARTH would you share them? They look like little alien lava monsters.

1. Time and time again

That’s still a lot of work but presumably you take two days off then?

Man Facebook is crazy. I feel like it’s melting my brain. Anyway, back to Facebook.

What’s the wildest post you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Crazy Facts 2021-02-04 11:45:28

The Boeing 747 can transport different amounts of people. The 747-400 version can hold 416 passengers in a typical three-class layout, but up to 660 passengers in a high-density setup with only one class.

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