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One of the 2 co-owners/founders of Macy’s died on the Titanic, along with his wife, because he refused to board rescue ships before women and children were helped. His wife chose to stay behind because she did not want to abandon her husband, so they both died together aboard the Titanic.
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The world record for longest stare (40 minutes, 59 seconds) was set in 2011 at an Australian staring competition. At 17 minutes, the crowd became angry. At 30 minutes, contestants said they were bored.
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In 2013, a 9 year-old British girl passed through Turkish customs with a toy passport with gold teddy bears on the front that identified her as a unicorn. Her mother accidentally handed over the passport that the girl had made for her toy unicorn, and the customs offіcer accepted and stamped it.
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A group of British schoolchildren ran their own international arms dealership during their lunch break. They bought and sold military weaponry to armies and militias around the world. This was 100% legal. The students focused on brokerage, which is basically acting as a middleman. For example, someone in the UK could broker AK-47s direct from […]
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There are two “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas” signs; the famous one on the strip, and a smaller one on the outskirts of Vegas. There used to be three, but it was knocked over by a drunk driver.
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Ever since eBay and Craigslist revolutionized person-to-person online sales, the internet has been a rather valuable tool for those with something to sell in a hurry.
But there are downsides, too. Connecting with strangers on the internet can be perilous regardless of your activity, it can be a downright nightmare when you get money involved.
But Reddit user and artist Ryan_is_my_real_name (who, we presume, is a guy named Ryan) found a way to turn the tables on that nightmare and exact careful vengeance on someone who seemed bent on disrespecting the marketplace.
And by careful, we mean careful. Meticulous. Patient. Literally calculated.
It’s the kind of story that truly belongs in r/ProRevenge.
Don’t mess with artists, man.
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
Whatever you do, don’t be this guy.
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
Whatever became of our beloved Time Waster?
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
The care that goes into this is what’s really impressive.
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
This guy is going places.
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
What a hilarious nightmare this is.
Source: Ryan_is_my_real_name on Reddit
What’s the moral of the story?
Just don’t bid on things you have no intention of buying. Literally nobody benefits from that. There are far better and less harmful ways to cure your boredom.
Have you ever taken “pro revenge” on someone?
Tell us the sordid tale in the comments.
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I opened up Twitter for the express purpose of copying one (1) Tweet URL to place in this article, and I ended up spending no less than forty five minutes in an argument with a stranger about whether or not the week starts on Sunday or Monday.
Twitter is a darkly magical place like that, it’ll suck you in and rarely let you go. But there’s also plenty of funny to be found, and we love to see it. It’s what keeps us all coming back for more. Like these ten funny treats, for example.
This is all the financial planning I have in my life.
Me staring at the ATM when I’m done to make sure that shit really finished. pic.twitter.com/XmY3M0uRIt
— Carpe Diem (@Suzuki_Bj) December 20, 2020
My dehydrated body hates me so very much.
Me: *drinks water*
My organs: pic.twitter.com/d8EL9KKRJx— Silas Norwood (@silas_john_) February 3, 2018
Yanno, the “special delivery” isn’t so special when it happens literally every day.
I know Amazon drivers be like “dang this house again”
— ???
(@_naepostedthat) December 6, 2020
I for one could do without them for the rest of my life, thank you very much.
Why were corn dogs everywhere when I was a child, but are so sparse now that I am an adult? I need them the most now… #SaturdayMorningThinking
— Elle Belle (@elle_xpress) August 15, 2020
Please leave us be, we’re having a very intimate moment.
My love language is quality time alone with my snacks
— Laurent Perrier (@itslaurentbtw) November 13, 2020
Turns out the tinfoil hat crowd were just head of their time.
I don’t like this ad
This ad overheard my conversations
— ryan (@ryanbakerman) October 28, 2018
There’s simply no way he’ll be able to recover from this.
My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow. pic.twitter.com/AxrqP4aAU2
— Ryan Perry (@rynprry) February 18, 2019
I can’t make room for my milk jug and somehow I STILL can’t find anything to eat for lunch.
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 1, 2017
You just gotta find your bliss where ya can, you know.
The regular The temporary
melancholy of pleasures of
everyday life buying shit online pic.twitter.com/3bt2oQwDvR— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) December 16, 2020
Just leave me here, I’m a rain person now.
mentally i am here pic.twitter.com/k4s9sooiKR
— Albert (@lowkeyalbert) December 18, 2020
Thanks for being you, Twitter. Don’t ever change.
Who are the funniest people to follow on the platform?
Give us your picks in the comments.
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Hey, kid. You like memes? You ever tried any? Here, I got some for ya.
First taste is free. And so are all subsequent tastes, because that’s how memes work.
I mustn’t lose any of these, my most prized possessions.
Via: Someecards
Buddy if you could just give me a heads up instead of making me go through all this, it would be much appreciated.
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This bird has got what we call “beach cred.”
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This is either the beginning or the end of a very interesting story.
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It’s a fun way to pass out so you don’t have to see the end.
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Just wait ’till there’s a bathroom emergency and then we’ll see who’s laughing.
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I don’t know who has ever been impressed by how loud someone’s vehicle is.
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Please don’t make me do things, I didn’t sign up for that.
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My story will go on and on…
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My head hits the pillow when the sun goes down, thank you very much.
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The kind of breaking story that we can all get behind.
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What kind of monster would use this and only this?
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Now that you’re hooked on the good stuff, we’ll expect to see you back for more soon. Don’t worry, there’s plenty where that came from.
What are your favorite kinds of memes?
Tell us in the comments.
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General Charles De Gaulle once said, “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
Which makes sense. I mean, you don’t have to be affected by the horrors of war to know that dogs are better than people.
All you have to do is like, look at a puppy. And then look at a human. Which one of them are you more likely to start petting? Exactly.
Here are ten tweets from people who know all about the dog life.
Hey, there’s a little somethin’ extra, just for you.
When I let my dog lick the plate after I’m done eating from it. pic.twitter.com/RDhHEO9dVk
— lady tall hair (@ladytallhair) November 4, 2019
Not sure this is veterinarian level advice but it sounds like fun so I’ll take it.
If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
— Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash (@mynameisntdave) August 17, 2016
And yet when I do the same thing but with pictures of people I’m a “stalker” who “needs to go to jail.”
No one:
Me: And here’s 2300 photos of my dog sleeping— Dog Daddy (@dog__daddy) April 8, 2019
It’s like Xeno’s paradox, but with sticks, and dogs, so better.
i found a really good stick. but i chewed it too hard. and it broke in half. which was disappointing until i realized. now i have two sticks. today has been. an emotional roller coaster
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 3, 2019
This is a perfect list, where do I apply?
Top 5 jobs of 2019:
1. Stay at home dog mom
2. Professional dog cuddler
3. Dog park tug-of-war referee
4. Puppy nap time supervisor
5. Adoption center Chief Treat Officer— Dog Daddy (@dog__daddy) August 28, 2019
Thank you for bringing your delightful chaos yet again in our home, pupper.
When your baby is sleeping so peacefully and your dog decides to start barking at the door for absolutely no reason at all pic.twitter.com/lFL6RSjPVI
— Torie Shaver (@torieshaver) July 3, 2019
I feel like one of them is getting the wrong end of this partnership.
Can we just talk about how my dog begs for food? pic.twitter.com/I6hEiytTu0
— Adriana Burkhart (@BurkhartAdriana) February 18, 2017
At the time of writing the top tier iPhones have roughly enough storage capacity for 100,000 doggo pictures. You’re probably set?
Apple: We have just released the most powerful iPhone ever
Me: Talk to me about how many dog photos it can hold pic.twitter.com/HST2QYUMe9
— Dog Daddy (@dog__daddy) September 11, 2019
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.
wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 14, 2019
Never fear, m’lady. I am sir Goodboi of Heckinshire.
This is how I imagine my dog feels when he’s protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by. pic.twitter.com/JtVqEseqSj
— Terry Smith (@ChopperPorVida) August 29, 2019
Now somebody get me a dog. I need to pet one. IMMEDIATELY.
What’s your dog like?
Tell us all about them in the comments.
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Elizabeth Taylor once famously said, “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”
Personally, I don’t have a lot of experience with horses, but I can see how dogs would be preferable to most dudes.
Because dogs are amazing, as these memes will attest.
I am the chosen one and you shall not intervene.
Via: Someecards
My whole life is built around this heckin’ good boi.
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I never thought of it this way, and now I’m having an existential crisis.
Via: Someecards
We don’t deserve dogs.
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Note how 2020 is left blank.
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We have a lot to learn from the canines.
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He’s bad to the bone.
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
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None of us stand a chance against this.
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You try eating the same thing every day and see how YOU like it.
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I see right through your deception, Kevin.
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You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.
Via: Someecards
You are at least ten thousand candles in the wind.
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Dream on, pupper. These delicacies are all for me.
Via: Someecards
If I had a genie it would be my very first wish, no question.
Via: Someecards
Here’s to dogs – may we some day deserve them.
What’s your doggo like?
Tell us all about them in the comments.
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