Month: January 2021

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Hilarious and Insightful Tweets From “Thoughts of Dog”

Don’t try to tell me that you’ve never sat around and wondered just what exactly your dog was thinking about…

I know I definitely have before!

And, since we haven’t trained dogs to talk yet, we need to rely on the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account to help us what’s going on inside those canine brains.

Are you ready to get deep and go on a fantastic voyage of discovery? So am I! Let’s do it now!

1. Time to create some chaos.

You knew this was coming!

2. What the hell happened?

Why am I not getting the attention I need?

3. Just take your time…

Even though your owner will be annoyed.

4. I think he’s talking about his toy.

And yes, it needs a bath.

5. You just threw it all away.

Why did you do that?!?!

6. Let’s go down the list.

It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

7. Inside or outside?

There’s more to it than that…

8. It’s your time to shine.

This is not a drill!

9. He’s your best pal!

But not all dogs think this way…

10. This is what I’ll be doing.

Awwwwww. That’s cute.

11. It’s gonna be a great day!

And we hope you get all the attention you need.

12. Let me introduce myself.

Just don’t eat it!

Do you have any dogs?

Big dogs? Little dogs? Fluffy dogs? short-haired dogs?

If the answer is YES, please share some photos of them in the comments and introduce us to them.

And tell us a little bit about them, as well!

Thanks a lot!

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Posts About the Annoying Customers Retail Workers Have to Deal With

Customer service really isn’t a whole lot of fun…

Well, at least my job experiences weren’t. I worked in grocery stores and restaurants for a long time and, if you’ve had similar gigs, you know that the general public can be a real handful.

And they can get on your nerves in a major way.

Take a look at these things that customer service workers really don’t like and be sure not to do any of them next time you go into a store, okay?

1. I don’t think that belongs there.

This drives workers insane.

This sure looks right to me… from Target

2. Also, never, ever do this to a retail worker.

If you do, you’ll be cursed for life.

Especially in appliances from Target

3. Out of my way!

Move it, move it!

Old but gold from Target

4. Please don’t do that.

How rude can you get?

Dear customers, this is what happens when you reach around the shields to help yourself. Please stop. from starbucks

5. Just go ahead and put that anywhere.

This is a big NO-NO.

My biggest pet peeve from retailmemes

6. Ummm, what about me?

People really blow my mind sometimes.

7. Uh oh, now you have to think.

And nobody wants that!

Brain.exe has stopped working. from retailhell

8. Let’s not even go there, okay?

Math is not my strong suit.

9. YOU. You’re why I’m here.

Any other questions?

10. I’m not sure how this helps me.

People, you’re really blowing it.

11. Never heard that one before.

I guess you just have to fake the big laugh.

12. No, I’m just in here hanging out.

Is that weird to spend time in stores I don’t work in?

How about you?

Have you ever had any interesting experiences with customers?

We want the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Let’s Take a Look at These Super-Duper Fluffy Cats

Yo! Bring on the floof!

That’s what I like to say…to other people and to myself…

Is that weird?

Ah, the hell with it! Who cares if it is weird? I want to see fluffy cats and I want to see them now!

And I’m in for a huge treat, and so are you. Because these fluff-balls are some of the most adorable kitties that you’re gonna see anywhere on Earth.

Let’s take a look!

And remember to yell out “Bring on the floof!” while you’re enjoying these pics! There ain’t no shame in your game!

1. This one is a double threat.

Floof and THOSE EYES. Wow.

I am sure you’ll fall in love with this cutie at first sight… from Floof

2. I love the name, by the way.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog or a cat named Cereal.

Cereal in winter from Floof

3. Perfect for cuddling.

No doubt about that.

My huge floofy boi cuddling with me ? from Floof

4. Get out in nature.

Enjoy your frolic in the snow!

Happy floof in the snow ! from Floof

5. Sorry, you can’t have anymore.

You sure are cute, though.

Someone ate all his Halloween candy already ? from Floof

6. This cat might turn out to be PURE EVIL.

But in the meantime, enjoy his company!

I Am the Night from Floof

7. This one is almost all floof.

I wonder what the other 10% is…

90% Floof from Floof

8. You just want to pick him up!

And cuddle with him for days!

he’s as soft as he looks ❤ from Floof

9. You might need a haircut soon…

On second thought, never mind. The floof is good.

Susanna’s head is slowly being engulfed by her own floof. from Floof

10. That’s a good-looking kitty!

And she seems polite, too.

Daintily crossing her floofy feet. from Floof

11. Perfect for snoozing.

What a good companion.

Boyfriend and floof take a snooze from Floof

Do you have any kitties in your house?

If so, please share some pics with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to see them!

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Funny Tweets About Marriage That Are Right on the Money

I think that married folks are experiencing one of two situations during this crazy pandemic and lockdown: they’re either falling back in love with their spouses, or they have been secretly researching the best divorce lawyers in their area…

Hey, it’s a tough time!

But let’s hope that we can all keep our heads together for a little while longer until the world gets back to normal again, okay?

And, in the meantime, have a few laughs at these hilarious tweets about living that married life.

1. That sounds SO romantic.

Is this all you dreamed it would be?

2. Things are about to get very ugly.

Why are men so obsessed with the trash and recycling?

3. You have found Mr. Right.

Guys like this don’t grow on trees.

4. Yeah, that seems about right.

That doesn’t seem like THE WORST idea in the world…

5. Can we please find a middle ground here?

This is quickly spinning out of control.

6. Sounds like he’s having a really great time.

Whether he likes it or not…

7. Hey o! Here’s a zinger!

Taking it all in from up high.

8. That’ll show her who’s the boss.

Never mess with the dishwasher unless you want things to get really ugly.

9. Was it the mustard again?

I hate it when that happens!

10. He totally gets it now.

I hate to break it to you, but…

11. One more sound and we’re done here.

And I mean done FOREVER.

12. I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Now you went and made it even worse. Good job.

Marital bliss strikes again!

How about you? Are you and your partner getting along during the pandemic or are you driving each other crazy?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update.

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This Social Media Account Shares the Weirdest Weather in Russia

I can think of few places I’d rather NOT be during the winter than Russia.

Just thinking about the word “Siberia” makes my feet cold.

And when you look at photos of everyday Russian people, a lot of them look pretty…well, not incredibly happy all the time. And I think at least some of that has to do with the crazy and terrible weather those folks deal with year in and year out.

I don’t have any scientific data to back this up, it’s just my hunch…

Let’s take a look at photos of some wild weather that’s going on over in Russia.

1. Magical light pillars.

I’ve never seen something like that before.

2. How about some Lenticular clouds.

Look! Up in the sky!

3. Get a load of these frost flowers.

They’re actually very beautiful.

4. The geometry of frost.

That looks like plastic. Doesn’t look real.

5. A complex sun halo.

Cool! I need to read up on these!

6. They have volcanoes in Russia?

I had no idea!

7. That just looks like a nightmare.

How do you even begin to get the ice off?

8. Beautiful light pillars.

I wonder what causes these?

9. That’s pretty scary!

I’ve heard this happens from time to time.

10. Looks like something you might see in the Midwest.

There’s a twister coming!

11. It’s very pretty, isn’t it?

Feels like you’re at the end of the world.

12. That is stunning!

I love it!

What’s the weirdest weather you’ve ever seen before?

Talk to us in the comments.

And share some pics with us if you got ’em! Thanks!

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“Thoughts of Dog” Tweets That Are Humorous and Insightful

Even if you’re not a big Twitter person, you should really subscribe to the social media platform so you can follow a great account called “Thoughts of Dog.”

Because, let’s get real, who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in our dog’s head, right?

I know I do!

And that’s exactly what this account does. So wonder no more, dog owners, because this is the real deal. Let’s take a look.

1. The rarest sit.

Have you seen it in the wild?

2. No more fireworks, people!

The pooches really don’t enjoy that.

3. That did not work out very well.

What the heck is going on here?

4. Waiting for the food to drop.

Any minute now…

5. Those are the kind of people you need to be around.

The kind that helps you out!

6. Bring on the pancakes.

You know you want ’em!

7. Narrowed it down.

Makes sense to me.

8. Are you sure you’re helping?

I’m just sayin’…

9. We could all use some more cuddles.

Especially from a dog!

10. Letting it all hang out.

Strut your stuff!

11. Bring your human to work day.

I like the sound of that!

12. Just do your best.

We’re all rooting for you!

Okay, you know the drill…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, introduce us to your pooches and share some photos with us.

We want to meet fat dogs, skinny dogs, white dogs, black dogs, all the dogs you can imagine!

Thanks, fam! We love hearing from you!

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5 Improvement Projects To Increase Your Home’s Value

Whether you plan to move next year or tomorrow, it is never too early to evaluate your property’s worth. The price a home sells for is based on factors including the roof, landscaping, and interior spaces/hardware. You’ll have to account for any damage or necessary repairs when coming up with an estimate. However, deciding to pursue one of these five improvement projects can increase your home’s overall value and make the property more competitive on the market. When the time is right, google We Buy Houses Charlotte NCor wherever you’re living to find a house buying company that will sell

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The man who couldn’t stop talking

In 1933, Donald Campbell, a truck driver, fell from his truck and hit his head. A year later he developed a bizarre condition. He started talking incessantly, non-stop. His talking was so compulsive that he couldn’t even sleep. His talking was perfectly rational. He answered questions clearly. But he couldn’t stop. Doctors attributed his condition […]

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