10 Tweets About Work That are Right on the Money

Many of us have seen changes to our work situations lately.

More and more folks are doing their jobs from home, which is kinda nice as long as you’ve got a little space to dedicate to that sort of thing. Not super fun to be creating makeshift desks with your kids running circles around you and throwing play dough at each other or whatever it is that kids do.

Not that all the problems would go away if you were back in the traditional office, of course. No matter what form work takes, there’s always something to contend with.

It’s a strange thing, the world of employment – and nobody expresses that strangeness better than the people of Twitter.

10. Work it

There’s something very special and very weird at play here.

9. Going up

Best of luck, bro.

8. Give me a break

I don’t run so good as I used to.

7. Good morning

Can we not right now? Or like, ever?

6. Slap suits

Sir I would PAY you for this privilege.

5. Speedy delivery!

If I wait too long, maybe everyone will hate me.

4. Work it

My forehead? That’s hot.

3. On the flip side

The grass is always greener.

2. The silent treatment

You just stare blankly until you find yourself in bed wondering what just happened.

1. The nod

Being an employee isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

Tweets that good almost make the rat race seem worthwhile. Especially that last one. I’d work with that duck for FREE.

What’s your work experience like?

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Enjoyable Tweets to Pleasantly Waste Your Time

I’ve spent a lot of time on Twitter today. Also I did that yesterday. And the day before that. Look, it’s been a weird year, let’s just say I’ve had more time than usual on my plate and that site has a way of sucking you in. Don’t judge me. There are so many tweets!

What keeps me coming back for more of course are the funny ones, some of which I’d like to pass onto you right now, so that you can share in my addiction and I feel a little less weird about it.

10. Personal problems

I may or may not have lied about this a lot.

9. Fully committed

This is a moment of either ardent determination or total despair.

8. I Lourve it

These prompts are getting way, way too specific.

7. Rise up

Who, me? Nah I’m doin’ great. Living the dream.

6. Stick together

If you’re feeling fried, well so am I.

5. Recovery periods

By 50 if you blink wrong you have to go to the hospital.

4. The cow says…

I was really anticipating some sort of Dr. Dolittle situation to arise at some point.

3. Not my type

Where no one will ever, EVER read them…

2. Sweetie pie

Just another lovely little slice of life story.

1. Captain Ravioli

I don’t know why I relate to this so hard but I do.

It’s a pleasant little diversion, Twitter. Just don’t go anywhere near politics while you’re visiting. Your head will explode.

Who are your favorite people to follow for Tweets?

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Memes for the Hilariously Overworked

Do you ever feel like you just gotta go to work so you can make enough money to live in your house so you have somewhere to sleep between the times you go to work? Don’t think about that too hard, you’ll cry.

Instead, look at these memes about work. They’re much funnier.

13. Say my name

Things are about to get ugly.

Via: Someecards

12. Dark night of the soul

It’s about sending a message.

Via: Someecards

11. Meet and greet

Ugh, the commute is killer.

Via: Someecards

10. Curb your enthusiasm

None of us are living our best lives here, Sharon.

Via: Someecards

9. Translation errors

You gotta learn that corporate speak if you wanna make it in business.

Via: Someecards

8. Workplace boundaries

What could possibly convince you that I wanna hear about this?

Via: Someecards

7. Professionalism at all times

“Also, I have not changed my pants in several weeks.”

Via: Someecards

6. Observe and report

Does this technically count as a business trip so I can deduct it from my taxes?

Via: Someecards

5. Office intrigue

Nobody in this grid has got anything to smile about.

Via: Someecards

4. Super scary

The worst thing ever, no bones about it.

Via: Someecards

3. Mischief managed

I can feel you literally breathing down my neck, please stop.

Via: Someecards

2. One last thing

You could try yelling la la la as you run out the door, that usually works for me.

Via: Someecards

1. The best laid plans

I don’t know if this is going to work, but I’m certainly not.

Via: Someecards

Remember, there’s more to life than just work. There are also MEMES about work.

What’s the best/worst job you ever had?

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15 Memes to Make Your Day a Whole Lot Better

Have you had a crappy day? We’re sorry to hear that. You know what always makes me feel better? Like, ALWAYS always? Memes.

Why don’t you enjoy some memes with me now? That way we’ll both feel better.

15. Duck duck gone

I’m on the edge…of glory…

Via: Someecards

14. In a word

Also I’m very hard to pronounce.

Via: Someecards

13. Brown town

Ignore the fact that I’m lying next to the street.

Via: Someecards

12. Mind readers

Could you sell me something that makes me feel way less creeped out by you?

Via: Someecards

11. The devil inside

Ok but both of these pictures are super disturbing to me.

Via: Someecards

10. Once again

And they don’t even have good snacks there.

Via: Someecards

9. Early to bed

I’m tryin’ to get me some of that healthy, wealthy, and wise action.

Via: Someecards

8. Represent

It’s time for the airing of the grievances.

Via: Someecards

7. Shut in

I guess I didn’t mean PEOPLE people.

Via: Someecards

6. Liquid appreciation

There must be some other arrangement we could come to.

Via: Someecards

5. Filler material

I’m also an oxygen consumer, does that count for something?

Via: Someecards

4. Raise the roof

Just leave me here, this is the end of my road.

Via: Someecards

3. The waiting game

Maybe I don’t even need an income…

Via: Someecards

2. Sneak attack

And leave myself vulnerable to the army of monsters that still stalk me as an adult? I think not.

Via: Someecards

1. Walk it out

He’s either getting some hot gossip or going through a divorce.

Via: Someecards

I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot better. Behold the healing power of memes.

What always makes your day a little better?

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Memes to Illustrate the Hilarious Realities of Marriage

Are you married? I am not.

Someday maybe, but not right now. For now my only window into the world of marriage is memes, and they’ve taught me a lot.

Here’s what the land of matrimony looks like, according to marriage memes.

14. Sign me up

Psh, we’re all stay at home now anyway.

Via: Someecards

13. You snooze you lose

That’s cool, I didn’t want to sleep anyway.

Via: Someecards

12. Whine and dine

It’s got all the nutrients that a body needs.

Via: Someecards

11. Picture perfect

I don’t know why this is true but it is.

Via: Someecards

10. Table manners

Oh you know it’s about to get real now.

Via: Someecards

9. Lock and load

If you keep doing it wrong, eventually you’ll stop being asked to do it.

Via: Someecards

8. Hush puppies

Just be cool man, be cool. We don’t want another incident.

Via: Someecards

7. The lion king

One of them is about to die I’m just not sure which.

Via: Someecards

6. A spoonful of sugar

Follow me for more lazy life hacks.

Via: Someecards

5. Stay in your lane

Subtly grabbing onto things for dear life.

Via: Someecards

4. The eternal cycle

Can the two of ya’ll just get on the same page please, I got stuff to do.

Via: Someecards

3. Mr. Right

Sounds like you’re in a highly dysfunctional relationship but ok.

Via: Someecards

2. Flush with pride

Soon I will be king and take my rightful seat on the throne.

Via: Someecards

1. Winner winner

I’m one of those generic ribbons you get for showing up.

Via: Someecards

If that’s marriage, sign me up? I guess? I feel very conflicted.

What’s marriage like to you?

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