10 Tweets About Work That are Right on the Money

Many of us have seen changes to our work situations lately.

More and more folks are doing their jobs from home, which is kinda nice as long as you’ve got a little space to dedicate to that sort of thing. Not super fun to be creating makeshift desks with your kids running circles around you and throwing play dough at each other or whatever it is that kids do.

Not that all the problems would go away if you were back in the traditional office, of course. No matter what form work takes, there’s always something to contend with.

It’s a strange thing, the world of employment – and nobody expresses that strangeness better than the people of Twitter.

10. Work it

There’s something very special and very weird at play here.

9. Going up

Best of luck, bro.

8. Give me a break

I don’t run so good as I used to.

7. Good morning

Can we not right now? Or like, ever?

6. Slap suits

Sir I would PAY you for this privilege.

5. Speedy delivery!

If I wait too long, maybe everyone will hate me.

4. Work it

My forehead? That’s hot.

3. On the flip side

The grass is always greener.

2. The silent treatment

You just stare blankly until you find yourself in bed wondering what just happened.

1. The nod

Being an employee isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

Tweets that good almost make the rat race seem worthwhile. Especially that last one. I’d work with that duck for FREE.

What’s your work experience like?

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Enjoyable Tweets to Pleasantly Waste Your Time

I’ve spent a lot of time on Twitter today. Also I did that yesterday. And the day before that. Look, it’s been a weird year, let’s just say I’ve had more time than usual on my plate and that site has a way of sucking you in. Don’t judge me. There are so many tweets!

What keeps me coming back for more of course are the funny ones, some of which I’d like to pass onto you right now, so that you can share in my addiction and I feel a little less weird about it.

10. Personal problems

I may or may not have lied about this a lot.

9. Fully committed

This is a moment of either ardent determination or total despair.

8. I Lourve it

These prompts are getting way, way too specific.

7. Rise up

Who, me? Nah I’m doin’ great. Living the dream.

6. Stick together

If you’re feeling fried, well so am I.

5. Recovery periods

By 50 if you blink wrong you have to go to the hospital.

4. The cow says…

I was really anticipating some sort of Dr. Dolittle situation to arise at some point.

3. Not my type

Where no one will ever, EVER read them…

2. Sweetie pie

Just another lovely little slice of life story.

1. Captain Ravioli

I don’t know why I relate to this so hard but I do.

It’s a pleasant little diversion, Twitter. Just don’t go anywhere near politics while you’re visiting. Your head will explode.

Who are your favorite people to follow for Tweets?

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Memes for the Hilariously Overworked

Do you ever feel like you just gotta go to work so you can make enough money to live in your house so you have somewhere to sleep between the times you go to work? Don’t think about that too hard, you’ll cry.

Instead, look at these memes about work. They’re much funnier.

13. Say my name

Things are about to get ugly.

Via: Someecards

12. Dark night of the soul

It’s about sending a message.

Via: Someecards

11. Meet and greet

Ugh, the commute is killer.

Via: Someecards

10. Curb your enthusiasm

None of us are living our best lives here, Sharon.

Via: Someecards

9. Translation errors

You gotta learn that corporate speak if you wanna make it in business.

Via: Someecards

8. Workplace boundaries

What could possibly convince you that I wanna hear about this?

Via: Someecards

7. Professionalism at all times

“Also, I have not changed my pants in several weeks.”

Via: Someecards

6. Observe and report

Does this technically count as a business trip so I can deduct it from my taxes?

Via: Someecards

5. Office intrigue

Nobody in this grid has got anything to smile about.

Via: Someecards

4. Super scary

The worst thing ever, no bones about it.

Via: Someecards

3. Mischief managed

I can feel you literally breathing down my neck, please stop.

Via: Someecards

2. One last thing

You could try yelling la la la as you run out the door, that usually works for me.

Via: Someecards

1. The best laid plans

I don’t know if this is going to work, but I’m certainly not.

Via: Someecards

Remember, there’s more to life than just work. There are also MEMES about work.

What’s the best/worst job you ever had?

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15 Memes to Make Your Day a Whole Lot Better

Have you had a crappy day? We’re sorry to hear that. You know what always makes me feel better? Like, ALWAYS always? Memes.

Why don’t you enjoy some memes with me now? That way we’ll both feel better.

15. Duck duck gone

I’m on the edge…of glory…

Via: Someecards

14. In a word

Also I’m very hard to pronounce.

Via: Someecards

13. Brown town

Ignore the fact that I’m lying next to the street.

Via: Someecards

12. Mind readers

Could you sell me something that makes me feel way less creeped out by you?

Via: Someecards

11. The devil inside

Ok but both of these pictures are super disturbing to me.

Via: Someecards

10. Once again

And they don’t even have good snacks there.

Via: Someecards

9. Early to bed

I’m tryin’ to get me some of that healthy, wealthy, and wise action.

Via: Someecards

8. Represent

It’s time for the airing of the grievances.

Via: Someecards

7. Shut in

I guess I didn’t mean PEOPLE people.

Via: Someecards

6. Liquid appreciation

There must be some other arrangement we could come to.

Via: Someecards

5. Filler material

I’m also an oxygen consumer, does that count for something?

Via: Someecards

4. Raise the roof

Just leave me here, this is the end of my road.

Via: Someecards

3. The waiting game

Maybe I don’t even need an income…

Via: Someecards

2. Sneak attack

And leave myself vulnerable to the army of monsters that still stalk me as an adult? I think not.

Via: Someecards

1. Walk it out

He’s either getting some hot gossip or going through a divorce.

Via: Someecards

I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot better. Behold the healing power of memes.

What always makes your day a little better?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes to Illustrate the Hilarious Realities of Marriage

Are you married? I am not.

Someday maybe, but not right now. For now my only window into the world of marriage is memes, and they’ve taught me a lot.

Here’s what the land of matrimony looks like, according to marriage memes.

14. Sign me up

Psh, we’re all stay at home now anyway.

Via: Someecards

13. You snooze you lose

That’s cool, I didn’t want to sleep anyway.

Via: Someecards

12. Whine and dine

It’s got all the nutrients that a body needs.

Via: Someecards

11. Picture perfect

I don’t know why this is true but it is.

Via: Someecards

10. Table manners

Oh you know it’s about to get real now.

Via: Someecards

9. Lock and load

If you keep doing it wrong, eventually you’ll stop being asked to do it.

Via: Someecards

8. Hush puppies

Just be cool man, be cool. We don’t want another incident.

Via: Someecards

7. The lion king

One of them is about to die I’m just not sure which.

Via: Someecards

6. A spoonful of sugar

Follow me for more lazy life hacks.

Via: Someecards

5. Stay in your lane

Subtly grabbing onto things for dear life.

Via: Someecards

4. The eternal cycle

Can the two of ya’ll just get on the same page please, I got stuff to do.

Via: Someecards

3. Mr. Right

Sounds like you’re in a highly dysfunctional relationship but ok.

Via: Someecards

2. Flush with pride

Soon I will be king and take my rightful seat on the throne.

Via: Someecards

1. Winner winner

I’m one of those generic ribbons you get for showing up.

Via: Someecards

If that’s marriage, sign me up? I guess? I feel very conflicted.

What’s marriage like to you?

Tell us your experience in the comments.

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Random Tweets to Make You Laugh

Today’s selection of tweets is something special, in that there’s no rhyme or reason to any of them, nor any connective thread other than that they are funny.

And if you need more than that from a tweet, you’re too high-maintenance of a person.

So for everybody else, let’s just laugh.

15. Seeing red

When you’re here, you’re family.

14. Do the math

I need to know what let up to this epic battle.

13. Judge not

How’s come you won’t evaluate me based on what I feel like I probably am?

12. Quick fix

Please hold, your call is very important to us.

11. Spill the beans

It’s all the same ingredients in different combinations.

10. The daily grind

This is very, very alarming.

9. Alienating questions

Boy, this is a fun little throwback to a simpler time, huh?

8. Mythical creatures

Excuse me, how high are you right now?

7. Try, try again

God bless these terrible cultural nostalgia cycles.

6. Mr. Pots

No, they’re right, this required your attention.

5. Everybody gets one

God abandoned us long ago and we absolutely deserved it.

4. Let them eat cake

Well next time maybe you’ll be more specific.

3. Going through a lot

And the idiot next to me is parked over the line.

2. The ultimate revenge

That’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out.

1. The real MVP

And all the haters doubted him.

That’s at least fifteen laughs right there. An infinite value for no dollars down. What a time to be alive.

Who are your favorite funny people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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We’re Thankful That These Memes Exist

Memes. Where do they come from? How did they all get here?

Nobody knows.

Some believe that memes are naturally occurring, like the patterns in rock strata. Others say they were placed here by an extraterrestrial intelligence for reasons beyond our understanding.

Me? I think they reproduce in the traditional way.

But no matter how they got here, we’re lucky to have them. Let’s admire some now.

13. Game over

There will be no fairytale ending tonight.

Via: Someecards

12. Catch some rays

There’s no better feeling than this.

Via: Someecards

11. Burn it down

The living embodiment of the “this is fine” cartoon.

Via: Someecards

10. Making an exit

This is an especially awkward thing to do when you work from home.

Via: Someecards

9. Coping mechanisms

Can’t get hurt if you’re already dead.

Via: Someecards

8. Horse play

Why does she always look like she’s severely confused?

Via: Someecards

7. Noticeably white

I can’t tell if this lady would be insufferable or endless fun.

Via: Someecards

6. Brush by

Wait how am I the kid in this meme?

Via: Someecards

5. Musical genius

The most rudimentary form of self-promotion.

Via: Someecards

4. Special delivery

Turn on the oven because I’m bringing the heat.

Via: Someecards

3. Super cool

For best results, repeat endlessly the entire night.

Via: Someecards

2. Flushing bride

Didn’t think I’d end up jealous of a urinal today but whatever.

Via: Someecards

1. To the skies

This is the weirdest sequel to Up.

Via: Someecards

Scientists are hard at work trying to find out how these memes came our way. When they finally get to the bottom of it, I think the answer may just astound us all.

What do you think memes are?

Tell us in the comments.

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Super Hot Memes Just for Your Eyes

I think a whole lot of super hot memes just walked in.

Play it cool, play it cool.

Guh, what if they just walked over to us right now? Wouldn’t you DIE?

I can’t remember the last time I saw a group of memes so fine. I’m gettin’ a little warm under the collar.

Oh crap, here they are!

12. A dry run

I doubt they’re even familiar with TV.

Via: Someecards

11. Cut it off

“Give away the razor, sell the blades.”

Via: Someecards

10. Nightmare scenarios

I’m less confused by the cigarette than I am by the lanyard.

Via: Someecards

9. Breathe easy

Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen.

Via: Someecards

8. Mini me

Thanks man, I’m gonna keep you around.

Via: Someecards

7. Do the math

Simplify your life by simplifying fractions.

Via: Someecards

6. Made you look

I want to go back to when I was living in blissful ignorance of this text.

Via: Someecards

5. The trickery challenge

Kid literally doesn’t know what’s good for him.

Via: Someecards

4. Retweet

Why wood we do that?

Via: Someecards

3. The red-nosed pain dear

There are few fates worse on this planet.

Via: Someecards

2. That’s a wrap

I mean rap isn’t taxpayer funded but I get what you mean.

Via: Someecards

1. Feel the warmth

I’ve never been so envious of a monkey before.

Via: Someecards

Guh, that was everything I’d hoped it would be and more. Wait till the gals back home hear about this.

What kinds of memes are the best in your opinion?

Dish out your thoughts in the comments.

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Interesting Wedding Cakes That Might Want to Look at Twice

The day you get married is supposed to be magical.

Everything is supposed to work out according to plan and there should be no surprises or accidents.

And one thing that you and your guests will definitely remember is that cake. Forget about the Best Man speech and the Father-Daughter dance…no one will recall those events.

But the cake better be beautiful and it better be tasty…or else you’ll be haunted by that memory forever.

And I have a feeling that’s what happened with these folks because these cakes are…well, you’ll see…

Let’s take a look.

1. This is totally hilarious.

“Why is there a wedding?”

This cake was supposed to spell "Wiser Wedding" from ExpectationVsReality

2. I’m not sure what kind of cake this is…

It looks like internal organs or Spaghetti-O’s.

Hearty Wedding from ATBGE

3. They really did a number of the faces of these two.

Do you think they were pleased with the final product?

4. Are those chicken tenders?

Did Applebee’s cater the wedding AND make the cake?

Saw this on my fb feed…from a wedding… from shittyfoodporn

5. Some very interesting choices here.

Hey, to each their own, right?

This…my buddies wedding cake! from funny

6. What’s more romantic than road kill?

Nothing, as far as I know.

This road kill wedding cake from ATBGE

7. Not even close!

I hope you asked to speak to the manager.

I present to you, our wedding cake. I will admit they got the color right. That’s it. Yes I’m serious. from nailedit

8. Wow, this is pretty weird…

Not really sure what they were going for.

This “cattle brand” themed wedding cake that looks like a crusty, infected nipple from weddingshaming

9. Elegant. Dignified. American.

Red and White Dynamite for the win!

My cousins wedding cake… from trashy

10. Taking some notes from Borat.

What a strange world we live in…

Trashy Wedding Cake Topper from trashy

11. Wow…I’m guessing this was in the South?

But I could be wrong…

Look at this wedding cake from trashy

Those are pretty wild, huh?

How about you?

Have you seen any crazy wedding cakes? Or maybe YOU had a crazy wedding cake?

Share some pics with us in the comments, please!

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