Today’s selection of tweets is something special, in that there’s no rhyme or reason to any of them, nor any connective thread other than that they are funny.
And if you need more than that from a tweet, you’re too high-maintenance of a person.
So for everybody else, let’s just laugh.
15. Seeing red
When you’re here, you’re family.
14. Do the math
I need to know what let up to this epic battle.
13. Judge not
How’s come you won’t evaluate me based on what I feel like I probably am?
12. Quick fix
Please hold, your call is very important to us.
11. Spill the beans
It’s all the same ingredients in different combinations.
10. The daily grind
This is very, very alarming.
9. Alienating questions
Boy, this is a fun little throwback to a simpler time, huh?
8. Mythical creatures
Excuse me, how high are you right now?
7. Try, try again
God bless these terrible cultural nostalgia cycles.
6. Mr. Pots
No, they’re right, this required your attention.
5. Everybody gets one
God abandoned us long ago and we absolutely deserved it.
4. Let them eat cake
Well next time maybe you’ll be more specific.
3. Going through a lot
And the idiot next to me is parked over the line.
2. The ultimate revenge
That’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out.
1. The real MVP
And all the haters doubted him.
That’s at least fifteen laughs right there. An infinite value for no dollars down. What a time to be alive.
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