Random Twitter Jokes to Make Your Day Better

Ah, Twitter. Where would we be without it?

Scream at each other about politics in person? That’s a lot of work. Plus it’s dangerous. Much safer to do that sort of thing with our thumbs while in the comfort of our own toilet. And of course, Twitter isn’t JUST the home for the world’s most nuanced and productive political discourse, it’s also a place for lots of good jokes, like these!

Here are fourteen random Twitter jokes you can read in the bathroom or wherever.

14. It’s kind of a lot

I literally sweat the entire way there.

13. iDrink

Judging by your use of the word “their,” I’m guessing this would apply to your current state.

12. Never say forever

You can’t trust anybody these days and it’s disgusting.

11. Duck and roll

I’m having a quack snack attack.

10. Bird brained

Like an iceberg, this goes deeper than you can even imagine.

9. Serving up stories

Gotta hit that word count one way or another.

8. Crunching numbers

“It’s like this sophisticated algorithm KNOWS me!”

7. Slice of life

Very brave of her to use her final breath to deliver this news. F in the chat.

6. Fishing for compliments

Yeah but did you see how thoroughly medium-sized the fish was?

5. Checks and balances

(There are functionally identical and much cheaper alternatives to Apple products…just sayin.’)

4. Sweep me off my feet

Well that doesn’t suck.

3. Small talk

I’d choose pasta any day.

2. Key to my heart

How old is that car anyway? Is this kid a time traveler?

1. Scream time

The important thing is that your system works for you.

Without jokes on Twitter, we’d have to find jokes out in the wild like our ancestors did, and that sounds exhausting. So here’s to all the wonderful funny people who continue to supply us with these golden tweets. Keep up the great work.

Who are the funniest people on Twitter in you opinion?

Tell us in the comments.

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Download Hundreds of Fancy Coloring Pages from Museums Around the World

Many people are looking for new hobbies or fun ways to keep themselves occupied and entertained right now.

Coloring is a great way to pass the time, whether you’re 8 or 80 years old. And now that adult coloring books are totally a thing, there are a lot of coloring options out there.

Happily, over a hundred museums and libraries from around the world have joined together to provide coloring pages that are free to download and print.

The New York Academy of Medicine led the project, which is called Color Our Collection.

Each coloring sheet can be printed out as a full-size PDF.

The best part is that the museums have made the effort to keep the images kid-friendly, so you should be able to peruse the site with your children and print out coloring sheets for all of you.

Here are 10 awesome examples of coloring pages you can print out:

The Jewish Museum of Maryland has an amazing coloring book available for download:

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The Shenandoah County Library-Truban also offers a really fun set of vintage posters and prints that can be colored:

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People who are passionate about animals will love these coloring pages from Getty:

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The “Nickels and Dimes” coloring book from Northern Illinois University is as delightful as it is weird:

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The Lambeth Palace Library offers another coloring book that fans of animals will probably enjoy tremendously:

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The Rare Book and Manuscript Library definitely has really creative coloring sheets:

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People who are into medical illustrations will love these sheets from the New York Academy of Medicine Library Coloring Book:

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The Bernard Becker Medical Library also got in on the fun:

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The Russian State Library also contributed whimsical illustrations of ballerinas:

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The Canadian Canoe Museum has really fun illustrations of canoe outings:

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These literary-themed selections from the New York Society Library will certainly thrill any book-lover:

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What do you think of those coloring sheets? Make sure you let us know which ones you’ll be printing out in the comments!

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Secrets That Military Members Feel They Need to Keep From Their Loved Ones

Being in the military is very tough.

Oftentimes, you’re not the same person you were before becoming a member of the military. It changes you and you go through things that other people may not understand.

Today we’re going to meet 11 military members who reveal key secrets about themselves and their work that they simply don’t want to share with their loved ones.

Time to get interesting!

10. Such a horrible situation.

I hope you got some much needed therapy.

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9. They have programs for this now.

Nobody should suffer in silence.

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8. This is such a common thing.

People think they need to live their lives on the battlefield, but they don’t.

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7. You should really tell them.

They can help. Truly.

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6. This rarely seems like a good plan.

Get married and then leave? Who actually thought of that?

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5. Whoa dude.

You got engaged to a straight up slut.

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4. Isn’t this allowed these days?

I guess it depends on what country you belong to… hmmm…

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3. If you feel alone in most places… you probably need to talk to somebody.

This isn’t uncommon at all.

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2. It’s time to end the relationship.

You can get some amount of custody.

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1. How did you not earn it?

Isn’t that up to them, not you?

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Now that we’ve seen those confessions, what do you think about belonging to the military?

Would it be something that you’d want to do? Have you done it before?

Let us know in the comments!

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Expert Explains the Real Differences Between Generic and Name-Brand Drugs

A lot of us don’t know what the actual difference between generic and name-brand prescription medications is. While we might buy generic drugs to save a few dollars, there’s always a question creeping in the backs of our minds: do they really work as well as name-brand?

Recently Buzzfeed spoke to Dr. Joshua Brown, a pharmacist and drug safety researcher for the Department of Pharmaceutical Outcomes & Policy at the University of Florida College of Pharmacy and the Center for Drug Evaluation & Safety.

First, he explains how generic and name-brand drugs are different from one another:

A generic version of a name brand drug is a ‘copycat’ product that includes the same active ingredient, but might look different in appearance and may contain other ingredients that are different from those in the original.

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That makes sense: name-brand Tylenol and the Target brand of Tylenol have the same main ingredient, though they may contain other ingredients that differ. Got it.

He compares the medications to Oreos:

It is similar to when you buy ‘off-brand’ Oreos or the ‘store brand’ paper towels.

These products are meant to be more affordable, near perfect copies of the name brand.

Of course, when it comes to Oreos, there’s no substitute in my view and some growing evidence suggests this may be true for many generic products.

He also explained that we usually don’t see generic drugs out on the shelves until a full 20 years after a name-brand drug has debuted.

Typically, medications get a 20-year patent, which allows pharmaceutical companies to recoup the huge costs of developing new drugs.

Once those 20 years are up, other manufacturers can begin to make copies of these drugs.

There are also different kinds of generic drugs: “authorized generics,” where the company will opt to make their own generic version of a medication, and regular generics.

Authorized generics are usually identical to the name-brand drug.

Dr. Brown also explains that there’s also one big reason why there aren’t generic versions of every name-brand drug: litigation.

Companies who own the brand sue for patent infringement to delay generics being approved.

There are also instances where brand companies simply pay off generic companies to not make a generic version.

Also, as I mentioned before, different parts of a product can be patented, including the active ingredient, the formulation, the chemical synthesis to make the active ingredient, and so on.

Furthermore, making a certain drug may just be too complicated and generic companies might not want to take the risk.

While generic drugs have the same active ingredient as the name-brand, they don’t have to have the same amount of that ingredient.

This is called being ‘bioequivalent’ to the name brand product.

The generic product must deliver the active ingredient into the blood system between 80% and 125% of the name brand product.

A study by the FDA found that most are within +/- 5%.

Dr. Brown shares that generic drugs make up 90% of the prescriptions that patients receive, which is pretty impressive.

Ultimately, he says that if you’re deciding between name-brand and generic, there are two key reasons to go for name-brand: for drugs that have narrow therapeutic indices and could cause serious consequences if they aren’t taken correctly.

Narrow therapeutic indices are drugs that, if you change the dose — even a small amount — it can change the safety or effectiveness profile substantially.

While complex generic product is broadly defined by the FDA as drugs that have complex formulations.

Because most drugs do not fit into these two categories, they are less of a concern when it comes to choosing between the generic version or name brand.

Well, there you have it! It turns out there are some pretty key differences between generic and name-brand drugs.

Luckily, it doesn’t seem like those differences matter too much unless you are taking a few key medications.

What did you think about this information Does it change how you’ll buy your medications? Let us know in the comments!

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Confessions From Very Attached Couples Who Might Just Love Each Other Too Much

Is it healthy for couples to spend all of their time together? Probably not… and for most couples there’s usually limit to that desire.

But these couples really could care less. Because when they fell in love, all they wanted to do is spend time with their significant other and, when they don’t, they miss them like crazy.

Yes, the love of these 11 couples knows no bounds. From bathroom conversations to sharing everything and anything, find out the lengths they will go to make sure they’re never apart.

Let’s find out more!

1. Well, if it makes you happy…

It can’t be that bad, right?

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2. You all need to stop.

Because that is GROSS.

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3. Do you wipe each other’s butts too?

Come on you two!!!

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4. This is sweet, but… you need your own life.

Don’t you?

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5. True love sounds beautiful?

But is this true love or obsession?

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6. This is not an uncommon setup.

And if it’s been going on for a few years… it just might last.

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7. Sounds like codependency to me…

Time to go see a therapist!

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8. That sounds healthy.

Heh… sure. Yeah.

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9. Oh… so you found yourself a life!

Good for you two. More of these relationships exist than you might think.

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10. So because you do everything together you fight?

Or you fight because you do everything together? Hmmm…

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So now that you’ve read about these confessions… would you be joined at the hip? Or do you need your space?

Let us know in the comments!

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Code Words That Industries Use and Don’t Want People to Know About

Have you ever heard a term and thought, “what are these people talking about?”

Yeah, me too. And that’s why I’m writing this today. Because certain industries have these code words that they use to trick us… and I’m just not one for many secrets.

Today we’ll be looking at 12 code words used by select fields that you never knew until now.

Let’s go!

12. Pucker Factor

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When shizz gets real on the battlefield… how much “pucker factor” is how much you have to clench your cheeks IF you don’t want to, well… shizz yourself.

Pucker up, buttercup!

11. Birth Control Glasses

You know those REALLY ugly glasses that the military gives out?

Yeah, those will prevent you from having any sex.

Thus… birth control glasses!

10. Yoda Conditions

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When computer programmers basically just reverse the terms of expression… a condition Yoda it is.

The graphic above illustrates a situation like this. When the terms are reversed, it can mean something completely opposite or even unrelated.

9. P.O.O.H.

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No, this isn’t about the charming literary character with a proclivity for honey.

But… when there’s not enough honey (oil) in the hole… it’s time to pull out.

Or… “Pull Out Of Hole”

8. Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.

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I’d tell you to get your mind out of the gutter, but there’s no way this wasn’t conceived by a naughty mind.

A four-stroke engine (stroke…heh) goes through these stages in its power cycle.

Of course there are other names for these stages, and here they are: intake (suck), compression (squeeze), combustion and power stroke (bang), and exhaust (blow).

That was satisfying!

7. Crop Dusting

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This one is hilarious because we ALL knew this happened.

It’s when flight attendants silently rip a fart while they walk down the aisle.

Yep! Knew it!

6. Bury The Hatchet

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This one is actually terrifying, because it involves mistakes in medicine.

When a surgeon leaves one of their instruments inside somebody during a surgery… and they need to just make peace with that fact… that’s burying the hatchet.

Yikes!

5. Penguin Diagram

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This one is funny because it’s based on a joke.

The story goes that physicist John Ellis lost a bet and had to include the word “penguin” somewhere in a paper of his.

Thus “penguin diagrams” was born to describe interactions between quantum particles.

Not a bad way to lose a bet!

4. Refuctoring

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If you’re a computer programmer, or any employee of any company, the last thing you want to do is get replaced by somebody else.

This is where programmers have a big advantage over other people because they can make their code almost impossible to understand. And if it’s impossible to understand… nobody can maintain it.

If nobody can maintain it… a programmer can’t be fired otherwise the whole project is in jeopardy.

3. Angel Lust

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So there’s this thing called mortuary sciences, which basically means what happens to people after they’re dead. So that’s fun.

One of the more unexpected things that happens when somebody dies is that the electrical activity in their body does NOT stop.

And so, you get things like corpse erections. Yes, that actually happens.

The solution? Wait for it to die down.

Heh.

2. Deceptionist

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Some people who answer the phones are there to help. But not the deceptionists. Their job is to prevent people from reaching their bosses.

I wonder if

1. “Cum” Folder

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Pronounced “cume” … this one has to do with kid’s school records or cumulative records.

Yeah, we don’t know why they shortened it either. But I guess we all have a sense of humor.

So… any of those that you knew? Anything particular shocking?

Let us know in the comments!

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Cheetos Is Making Mac and Cheese and It Looks Pretty Darn Good

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, something comes along and blows your mind a little bit.

Case in point: Cheetos has decided to expand its enterprise to macaroni and cheese. That’s right, everyone’s favorite childhood staple is about to get a lot more interesting.

Boxes of the new offering have been spotted in the wild at Walmart, with people sharing that there are three flavors available: Bold & Cheesy, Flamin’ Hot, and Cheddar Jalapeño.

To say people are excited is definitely an understatement. Snackgator writes on Instagram:

You aren’t dreaming, this is a real thing, and it’s glorious! These are on the Walmart website, so we know they’ll be in store there pretty soon. They come in three flavors: Bold & Cheesy, Cheesy Jalapeño, and Flamin’ Hot.

Even better, they suggest several #CheetosMacHack ideas to crumble different Cheetos products over these super cheesy meals.

Many people have also said that each box costs less than $1, which makes it even easier to get all three (or several boxes of all three).

The website Delish was able to get in touch with Walmart, who confirmed that yes: Cheetos mac & cheese is totally real. On top of that, they found out what it’s made up of:

 It’s made with authentic Cheetos cheesiness and corkscrew pasta noodles and will be available in those three flavors in cup or box format.

Sounds like heaven to me!

Are you planning to try Cheetos macaroni and cheese? Which flavor do you want to try first?

Make sure you let us know all about in the comments!

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Memes That Are Randomly Entertaining and Endlessly Hilarious

You know what you need today? Memes.

You know what you need tomorrow? More memes.

What I’m saying here is that if we just had more memes in the world, we probably would solve all of our problems.

Right?

RIGHT!?!?!

Okay, maybe that’s a bit overblown, but we’re here for these 16 memes, and apparently you are too!

Let’s go!

1. Hahah… anything you say honey!

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2. Y’all laughing yet?

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3. Arrrrrrrr you getting it?

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4. I can f**k with this

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5. Ohhhh, we’ve all been there!

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6. All around me…

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7. Tommy did it? Of course!!!

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8. Not exactly what you were expecting, eh Kylie?!

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9. I bet she didn’t know what OR what to know that

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10. Now that is an autocorrect fail for the ages!

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11. Basically, me all day. No regrets!

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12. Oh well. I didn’t like them anyway.

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13. So… what is that exactly??

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14. Do you relate? Well, do you?!?!

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15. Imagine if lions ACTUALLY had a 36 foot vertical…. O_O

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16. Thanks everybody for caring, but I’m good.

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And there ya have it! All the random memes you needed today, and none of the fat! That’s how we like to serve our memes up around here… lean and mean.

Got any tasty memes you want to share with us? Do it in the comments, fam!

Please and thank you!

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Enjoy These Times When People Tweeted Something Just Right

If you didn’t read these 11 tweets before now… what have you been doing with your life?

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve only shared 11 here…. but I’ve got probably 1,000 of these things in my meme pocket. And I could pull out more and spread them around, but for right now… this is all you get. These 11. So you better make them last.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!

1. Sounds like DA to me!

These meetings can get INTENSE!

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2. Megan has a point…

Why is the coral disappearing if it’s so smart, huh?

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3. Well, that’s just pigeons being pigeons

Let them walk if they want. Flying is hard.

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4. Sounds exactly like what I would say

Talk more clearly next time!

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5. Just lay there.

It’ll all be over soon.

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6. Literal horse is literal

Literally hilarious, I mean! ?

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7. It’s not too much to ask!

In fact, you should demand it. From whom, I do not know…

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8. And everybody had a great laugh.

Seriously, you should do this. It’ll work.

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9. This one is a slow burn…

… but it’s worth it.

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10. Now THAT is some research.

Is 540 bad or…???

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11. This would make my decade.

Maybe even my millennium.

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So… are you happy now? Didn’t I tell you that these 11 memes were good?

Yes, that’s all you get today.

Be happy. Don’t cry.

Stop it!

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Memes That Might Make Your Day a Bit Brighter

It’s you treated yourself to some “me” time.

Yes friends, it’s time to just let it all go and allow the memes to overtake your soul. Bathe in the comedy, the splendor, of people with way too much time on their hands putting random text on pictures that they don’t own to make you randomly laugh whenever they might get to you.

If you think about it, when somebody creates a meme, they’re creating a laugh. And who knows how long it takes to get to you. But when it does… they’ve given you their laugh.

Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m SUPER high right now and that last sentence makes me want to hug everybody, so we better get into this before I forget to put this post together.

(PS – I’m high on life, not dogs.)

(PPS – Drugs, not dogs.)

(PPS – No, not drugs over dogs. Okay, I’ll stop!)

15. Chrissy, the girls are good

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14. Furry AF

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13. Wait….what?!?

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12. This is a very good meme

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11. Wales Tales

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10. Oh… that’s rough

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9. I don’t think he meant this…

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8. Hey, do what you love

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7. Terrifying!

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6. And it’s going even higher!!!

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5. Because reasons!

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4. I like and approve of this meme

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3. LaSAGNAsty!

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2. That second one because it’s HEAVY AF

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1. I like this revision a lot

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So then, what do you think? Are you happy with these 15 smiles that you just got?

Somebody spent untold hours putting those together and now you found them. Happy day!

Share some memes with us and we’ll love you forever.

Peace!

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