Month: July 2020

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North Korea law specifies…

North Korea law specifies ‘three generations of punishment’. If you commit a crime, your children and grandchildren will also receive the full brunt of punishment, which often involves a lifetime in prison, also children born in prison are raised as prisoners because their “blood is guilty”.

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Items That People Really Thought They Could Sell Online

People will try to sell literally anything – a fact that you know is true if you’ve spent any time at all on Craigslist, Facebook marketplace, et al. The thing is, people must also be buying some of this weird stuff, because otherwise, wouldn’t people stop trying?

I don’t know the answer to that for sure, but I do know I would be shocked if any of these 12 items found a buyer.

12. Sir. SIR.

There is not one part of this post that is true.

Sure, you can call this a didgeridoo if you really want to from CrackheadCraigslist

11. Give me one good reason you couldn’t make this for yourself.

I’ll wait. Maybe I’m just not seeing one.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. Yes, please I would like to invite a food borne illness into my home.

Ah, the memories of when I puked until I wanted to die!

Not Craigslist, but a little piece of food poisoning history can be yours for the right price. from delusionalcraigslist

9. I would be tempted to email with questions.

I would like to know how this custom work was accomplished please and thank you.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. The shade in this description, though.

I am imagining his roommate reading it and it’s cracking me up.

Broken Jager machine; they’re not doing a good job selling it in the description from delusionalcraigslist

7. “Quite large.”

Hmm, yes, please tell me more.

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6. “Artisan flatulence.” Y’all.

He marked the condition as “excellent.”

The delusional part is it’s massively underpriced. A simple repackaging and better marketing he could easily sell Artisan Flatulence™ for triple the price. from delusionalcraigslist

5. To be fair, it seems as if the bananas are. red herring.

It definitely catches your eye, doesn’t it?

Image Credit: Reddit

4. That thing is even more terrifying than the original.

And if you’ve seen the original, you know that’s saying something.

$900 homemade animatronic from delusionalartists

3. How do I know it’s the world’s largest?

Is there a certificate of authenticity?

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2. Modified for what purpose, you ask?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Found this this morning from CrackheadCraigslist

1. No thanks. I prefer to drink my own.

I’m not paying someone else to drink wine, I can tell you that much.

Image Credit: Reddit

These are really something, y’all. I can’t believe people found this stuff, never mind are willing to part with it!

Have you ever bought or sold something really…niche online? Tell us the story in the comments!

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If You Love Literature, These Memes Are for You

I love to read – even most of the classics I was forced to read as a kid have become dear to me later in life. I read all of the time, and if I’m not, I’m wishing I had a new world to dive into.

Which is all to say that these 10 memes totally cracked me up, and if you love books and reading, I’m betting they’re going to do the same for you.

Also, there’s a lot of content from The Office and Parks and Rec, so if you don’t like all the literature stuff… you’re still gonna like that stuff.

10. Because men, am I right?

And she’s soooo pretttyyy.

9. I’m never going to stop laughing at this one.

It’s just too perfect.

8. Such a delicious villain.

Just like Dwight.

7. That’s what makes him a real teenager, though.

And also what makes him really dead in the end.

6. It’s best to prepare yourself up front.

The ending never changes, either, no matter how many times you read it.

5. When you put it that way…

It’s hard to see how this story has endured for so long.

4. Isn’t that what we all want?

Michael Scott is essentially King Lear.

3. Zero chill is part of Sherlock’s charm.

Unless you have to interact with him.

2. Poor guy had to learn the hard way.

And it took him a really long time.

1. Every single time.

I still love this book, though.

These are priceless! Maybe one day I will be so clever…

What are you reading right now? Tell me in the comments!

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Hilariously Random DMs That People Have Received on Twitter

You never know what to expect when you get a private message on Twitter from someone you don’t interact with on a regular basis.

But chances are, it’s going to be some level of insulting or inappropriate.

There’s a sliding scale, of course, and things can be funny and insulting and inappropriate – or in the case of some of these 13 snort-worthy messages, so completely random you can’t figure them out.

13. What a waste of good pistachios.

Those things are expensive!

12. That goes way over the line into creepy.

Who told him this was going to have the intended results?

11. Well that’s obviously never going to happen.

Move along, son.

10. I have many questions.

But I don’t think I want answers to any of them.

9. Idk I don’t think he’s serious.

Let me see the ring.

8. Say hello to Obama for me.

The camel, of course, but watch the spit.

7. Ouch!

He went right for the locks!

6. Sometimes trolling can be harmless.

This made me laugh.

5. Hey, that doesn’t rhyme.

You had me up until then.

4. This is definitely not from Yoda.

“Do or do not, there is no try.”

3. Sir what sort of American could forget that.

We all want to forget what’s in a hot dog, though.

2. At least he knows this is weird?

And yeah, it was polite.

1. That’s none of your business.

And I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

I’m at a loss for words, but kind of in a good way?

Do you have a favorite random DM from a stranger? Tell us about it in the comments!

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11 of the Funniest Comments We Could Find Online

I know most folks say “don’t read the comments,” and most of the time, I feel like this is the best course of action if you want to continue to have faith in humanity.

That said, sometimes they’re not awful and worthy of being set on fire. Sometimes, in fact, they’re far better and more amusing than the original post.

We feel like these 11 are comments you should definitely read, so go on and do it!

11. You might have to be a sharp pencil to get that, though.

So you know. Know your audience.

10. This is one of the sickest burns I’ve ever seen.

There’s not enough aloe in the world.

9. Oh man this is so wrong.

Why can’t I stop laughing?

8. Way harsh, Tai.

Not inaccurate though.

7. So many poignant replies to this one.

Because society is a trash fire.

6. I know we shouldn’t make fun of random people online.

But he was the one who styled his hair like that.

5. Yeah, nailed it.

There is always more than one way to see a problem.

4. I guess he never heard of a backup plan.

I’ll go ahead and keep all of the precautions, thanks.

3. This guy probably never came back.

How could he?

2. She gets angrier the longer she types.

It’s easy to see why, too.

1. He can definitely afford one. Or several.

How about instead of talking we fix stuff?

I’m snickering and also wishing that I could be so clever!

Which of these cracked you up the most? Tell us in the comments!

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