Month: July 2020

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Items That People Really Thought They Could Sell Online

People will try to sell literally anything – a fact that you know is true if you’ve spent any time at all on Craigslist, Facebook marketplace, et al. The thing is, people must also be buying some of this weird stuff, because otherwise, wouldn’t people stop trying?

I don’t know the answer to that for sure, but I do know I would be shocked if any of these 12 items found a buyer.

12. Sir. SIR.

There is not one part of this post that is true.

Sure, you can call this a didgeridoo if you really want to from CrackheadCraigslist

11. Give me one good reason you couldn’t make this for yourself.

I’ll wait. Maybe I’m just not seeing one.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. Yes, please I would like to invite a food borne illness into my home.

Ah, the memories of when I puked until I wanted to die!

Not Craigslist, but a little piece of food poisoning history can be yours for the right price. from delusionalcraigslist

9. I would be tempted to email with questions.

I would like to know how this custom work was accomplished please and thank you.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. The shade in this description, though.

I am imagining his roommate reading it and it’s cracking me up.

Broken Jager machine; they’re not doing a good job selling it in the description from delusionalcraigslist

7. “Quite large.”

Hmm, yes, please tell me more.

Image Credit: Reddit

6. “Artisan flatulence.” Y’all.

He marked the condition as “excellent.”

The delusional part is it’s massively underpriced. A simple repackaging and better marketing he could easily sell Artisan Flatulence™ for triple the price. from delusionalcraigslist

5. To be fair, it seems as if the bananas are. red herring.

It definitely catches your eye, doesn’t it?

Image Credit: Reddit

4. That thing is even more terrifying than the original.

And if you’ve seen the original, you know that’s saying something.

$900 homemade animatronic from delusionalartists

3. How do I know it’s the world’s largest?

Is there a certificate of authenticity?

Image Credit: Reddit

2. Modified for what purpose, you ask?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Found this this morning from CrackheadCraigslist

1. No thanks. I prefer to drink my own.

I’m not paying someone else to drink wine, I can tell you that much.

Image Credit: Reddit

These are really something, y’all. I can’t believe people found this stuff, never mind are willing to part with it!

Have you ever bought or sold something really…niche online? Tell us the story in the comments!

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If You Love Literature, These Memes Are for You

I love to read – even most of the classics I was forced to read as a kid have become dear to me later in life. I read all of the time, and if I’m not, I’m wishing I had a new world to dive into.

Which is all to say that these 10 memes totally cracked me up, and if you love books and reading, I’m betting they’re going to do the same for you.

Also, there’s a lot of content from The Office and Parks and Rec, so if you don’t like all the literature stuff… you’re still gonna like that stuff.

10. Because men, am I right?

And she’s soooo pretttyyy.

9. I’m never going to stop laughing at this one.

It’s just too perfect.

8. Such a delicious villain.

Just like Dwight.

7. That’s what makes him a real teenager, though.

And also what makes him really dead in the end.

6. It’s best to prepare yourself up front.

The ending never changes, either, no matter how many times you read it.

5. When you put it that way…

It’s hard to see how this story has endured for so long.

4. Isn’t that what we all want?

Michael Scott is essentially King Lear.

3. Zero chill is part of Sherlock’s charm.

Unless you have to interact with him.

2. Poor guy had to learn the hard way.

And it took him a really long time.

1. Every single time.

I still love this book, though.

These are priceless! Maybe one day I will be so clever…

What are you reading right now? Tell me in the comments!

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Hilariously Random DMs That People Have Received on Twitter

You never know what to expect when you get a private message on Twitter from someone you don’t interact with on a regular basis.

But chances are, it’s going to be some level of insulting or inappropriate.

There’s a sliding scale, of course, and things can be funny and insulting and inappropriate – or in the case of some of these 13 snort-worthy messages, so completely random you can’t figure them out.

13. What a waste of good pistachios.

Those things are expensive!

12. That goes way over the line into creepy.

Who told him this was going to have the intended results?

11. Well that’s obviously never going to happen.

Move along, son.

10. I have many questions.

But I don’t think I want answers to any of them.

9. Idk I don’t think he’s serious.

Let me see the ring.

8. Say hello to Obama for me.

The camel, of course, but watch the spit.

7. Ouch!

He went right for the locks!

6. Sometimes trolling can be harmless.

This made me laugh.

5. Hey, that doesn’t rhyme.

You had me up until then.

4. This is definitely not from Yoda.

“Do or do not, there is no try.”

3. Sir what sort of American could forget that.

We all want to forget what’s in a hot dog, though.

2. At least he knows this is weird?

And yeah, it was polite.

1. That’s none of your business.

And I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

I’m at a loss for words, but kind of in a good way?

Do you have a favorite random DM from a stranger? Tell us about it in the comments!

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11 of the Funniest Comments We Could Find Online

I know most folks say “don’t read the comments,” and most of the time, I feel like this is the best course of action if you want to continue to have faith in humanity.

That said, sometimes they’re not awful and worthy of being set on fire. Sometimes, in fact, they’re far better and more amusing than the original post.

We feel like these 11 are comments you should definitely read, so go on and do it!

11. You might have to be a sharp pencil to get that, though.

So you know. Know your audience.

10. This is one of the sickest burns I’ve ever seen.

There’s not enough aloe in the world.

9. Oh man this is so wrong.

Why can’t I stop laughing?

8. Way harsh, Tai.

Not inaccurate though.

7. So many poignant replies to this one.

Because society is a trash fire.

6. I know we shouldn’t make fun of random people online.

But he was the one who styled his hair like that.

5. Yeah, nailed it.

There is always more than one way to see a problem.

4. I guess he never heard of a backup plan.

I’ll go ahead and keep all of the precautions, thanks.

3. This guy probably never came back.

How could he?

2. She gets angrier the longer she types.

It’s easy to see why, too.

1. He can definitely afford one. Or several.

How about instead of talking we fix stuff?

I’m snickering and also wishing that I could be so clever!

Which of these cracked you up the most? Tell us in the comments!

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People of the Internet Have No Time for This Beggar, Who Also Wants to Be a Chooser

“Beggars can’t be choosers!”

You’ve surely heard this expression before at some point, which is usually, for some reason, said in a super chipper voice. Like, I’m going to give this to you for FREE so like, DON’T B*TCH about it!

Some people, of course, refuse to learn and abide by society’s rules, even after they get effectively and brilliantly shut down by someone who doesn’t have time for their bullhonky.

Like this person who contacted a crocheter on Instagram about a commission.

Things started badly when he/she gave the person a hard time for taking a vacation and not checking social media, but still, asked what he was looking for in a blanket.

He asked for a blanket made out of expensive fibers in a complicated stitch (of course).

She verified the size (huge) and promised to get back with a price.

Which is when the poop hit the fan, my friends.

He tried the “I can get it here for cheaper!” to no avail. Because fine?

He asked for a price breakdown, which she gave and that was totally reasonable (if you ask me).

She explains again how she reached this number, though if you asked me, she didn’t need to. But he NEEDS IT GUYS.

He tries the sick girlfriend schtick, which also flops, then tries telling her he deserves a friends and family discount bc it “took so long” for her to get back to him.

THEN he tries telling HER what he’s going to pay, which is LESS THAN THE YARN COSTS.

At which point she basically starts laughing in his face.

And totally messing with him for fun (which I 100% support).

Spot on use of Deadpool, y’all. Ryan Reynolds would approve.

He threatens to destroy her business. She doesn’t care.

She doesn’t have a business. She has an actual job and crochets for fun like a normal person who doesn’t put up with crap from random people on the internet.

And ends with an offer that’s double.

This thread is a thing of beauty my friends. It’s just…*chef’s kiss*

Have you ever dealt with someone like this? Did you give them the similar business? I certainly hope so!

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Memes That Bookworms Everywhere Are Going to Love

I’ve always been a reader and with all of the extra time I’ve had on my hands (hahahaha sob) lately, I’ve been able to read more often and really check some titles off my list.

As a reader, I loved all 12 of these memes – and I just know you’re going to, also.

12. You can see why he would feel this way.

Also I can’t help but since “Burn” from Hamilton when I see this.

11. Wait I thought her crazy side was what he liked?

Obviously that Shakespeare class in college really paid off.

10. I have never seen a more perfect visual.

Also I miss Janet.

9. He’s nothing if not dramatic.

It’s part of the job description.

8. It doesn’t take long, does it.

Why does The Office mash up so well with classic literature?

7. Acting cool is hard, okay?

And they obviously had a thing for Hamlet.

6. I mean who hasn’t lost a little time there, though?

Not five hours. I hope.

5. How did Gatsby get all of the girls?

Oh right, the money.

4. It’s hard to believe, isn’t it?

But I mean, the story endures for a reason.

3. Hamlet wasn’t much for self-reflection.

Which is pretty odd, considering all of the other emo tendencies.

2. I would pay to see this update.

Perhaps I’ll write it myself, though besting the Leo and Claire version would be tough.

1. I cannot stop laughing at this.

It’s hilarious and perfection.

Ahhhhh maybe just 5 minutes with my nose in a book, then?

Which of these was your favorite? What are you reading? Tell me in the comments!

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