Film Industry Workers Discuss What Work is Like When Everyone Knows They’re Making a Terrible Movie

Have you seen The Disaster Artist?

It’s a movie that came out in 2017 and it’s about the making of a film called The Room, which was released in 2003.

If you haven’t seen The Room, I encourage you to check it out because it is unintentionally one of the funniest movies ever made. It’s totally ridiculous, over the top, and has gained a cult following simply because of how bad it is.

The Disaster Artist perfectly captures the feeling of the people who worked on the set of The Room and it is pretty hilarious because they all know it’s going to be awful.

Here are some amusing stories from folks on AskReddit who worked on sets for projects that everyone knew were going to turn out bad.

Enjoy!

1. I love Roger Corman!

“I worked on a few Roger Corman movies in the 90’s so we knew were were making cheap throwaway films. Most of the people there were working to get experience and have a few things to put on resumes.

Things that would drop off quickly when better things came along. Just about everyone worked as hard as they could and had a great time busting our ass to make “Carnosaur III”.”

2. You can have some shitty days.

“I’m a camera operator.

It entirely depends on the mind set of the director and producer. In the entertainment industry, you’re working on people’s personal art in a lot of ways which can make those who created it take criticism personally. Much yelling and insults are thrown about when those in charge are having a bad day.

That can make for a REALLY shitty day if you’re the one they’re taking it out on. Those who say no one cares and it’s all for a paycheck don’t work closely with the creators.”

3. Uh oh…

“I recently worked as 1st Assistant Director for a short film and it was literally the director thinking that this script was all great but it had shitty dialogue and a terrible story that was unoriginal.

The producer had the same train of thought and cared for little pre production which made my job harder. Basically I had to convince the director and producer to get this one shot outside before sunset which they thought they could get later on.

Afterwards the DP thanked me and the director/producer turned around from their angst about moving from the location we were shooting a few scenes at to get this one shot.

This does not translate to every film job but it just shows how much pre production needs to be as big as a focus as production.”

4. Boring…

“My husband was a character actor for many years in movies. (Yes, you would have seen him) With very few exceptions, everyone is very professional on big movies, because that’s what it takes to get that far.

Someone is putting up a lot of money to pay all these people and everyone is serious about it. Sure there might be some eye rolling or lighting truck banter about some corny scene or whatever, but most people are just paying attention to their jobs, there is so much to do. Except for the actors.

The one time I went on the set, it was for a B movie he was essentially doing as a favor, had some ex-big stars in it, the call was for 7 am and he didn’t shoot until 3:30! We sat in a trailer watching tv all day. I don’t know how they do it. Gah! The boredom!”

5. Different experiences.

“I was in a movie for ScyFy.

Going in to it you know it’s not Shakespeare. Most people have the same attitude about it and that can make for a looser atmosphere. There is a ton of goofing around and generally not taking anything too seriously.

The pressure is less for a movie of that calibre. Because of that there is room to improvise. There is something fun about being in something terrible…sometimes. On the other hand, I have been in a bad TV show for ABC and it was not such a good time.

The pressure from the execs was palpable and it made everyone stress. The amount of money and resources that goes in to a show like that is mind boggling. When you have two weeks to shoot one show with huge set pieces and a large ensemble it makes the work less about getting it right and more about getting it in the can and off to the Studio.

We still had fun, but the pressure made for some interesting days.”

6. No clue.

“I was just the lead in a feature where the director really had no idea what he was doing. In almost every scene he broke some of the most basic rules of narrative filmmaking. In the very first cut of the movie he broke the 180 degree rule.

As the lead, I was in 90+ of 116 pages of the script and was filming 14-16 hours a day doing everything I could to try to make this film the best it could. Every time I caught him breaking a rule, I called him out on it.

He didn’t HIRE A CREW to help him make this movie. He hired a sound guy and figured he could do the rest. I’ve seen some of the footage and I think he was misled by his ego. The camerawork is unrewardingly ambitious and distracting.

Luckily for him he hired a great cast (not trying to say anything about myself, just the rest of the team). We, as the cast, became the crew. Every night, I helped hammer out the schedule for the next day, figure out what props we need, what scenes we didn’t get or need to reshoot, etc.

It was a headache after you’ve just filmed for 14 hours and am doing something that should have been done months ago.

All in all, we had hope that it’ll turn out alright. None of us really saw much of a future for it, but there might be some decent scenes to pull from.

It’s probably going to come out this summer and because my face is in almost every single scene, I can already tell I’m going to cringe almost the entire time watching it.”

7. Hard to tell.

“I have found its hard to tell if the film is really that bad. I mean I bet there were crew members on the original star wars going, “what the hell is this?!”.

I think its a bit of the opposite, every show/film is a gig and you’re working your position maybe trying to get moved up on the next show if the crew stays together.

But sometimes when you’re on something great you realize this. I saw this with my dad who was a production recordist. Worked show to show but then got on some no name show called “Seinfeld”. He rode that out year after year because he knew he was apart of something once in a life time.

Also the producers of Seinfeld were incredibly giving to their crews.”

8. A shoulder to cry on.

“I do Craft Service for a living and if things are going poorly I’m the first person everyone comes crying to, there’s comfort in snacks.

The crew, above the line people excluded, could care less whether the commercial/music video/ movie looks bad.

All they want is good pay, good food, and coffee.”

9. It depends…

“In my experience it can vary depending on who you’re around. Some people will realize what’s going on, then there are those who are going to believe in the product until the reviews come in.

For example, working on Pompeii the wardrobe department had made up pins that said stuff like “I wish a real volcano would hit this set” and you’d see a few people in the crew wearing them, but making sure not have them too visible down at the set because Paul w. S. Takes himself very seriously despite the amount of campy shit he puts out.”

10. Complete shit.

“I worked as a PA on a really low budget film in the 90s. Wasn’t in the industry, just that it was being filmed near my house and my friend was PA on the crew and offered me something to do for the summer.

The morale was complete shit. Nobody wanted to help anyone else. I had to argue with the producer to get $10 to buy nails so I could build a wall for the set. He wanted me to look around to see if there were any in the sawdust in the shop floor first.

The AD was getting the dick from the DP in a remote area of the location every day, and then she went OTR or something and started fighting with him openly on the set. Nasty, vicious stuff.

Oh and the food sucked.”

11. If…

“If the film is terrible but the production is smooth, that’s one thing; you can make fun of what’s going on, kind of just kid around on set, and deal with it. If the film is both terrible and terribly run, then you’re really in for a shitty ride.

If the crew isn’t really cared for, then a shitty project makes it all the more unbearable to keep trucking for. Of course, one keeps on trucking anyway because it’s still a credit.

But there have been times when I’ve dipped out of a project because it’s unpaid, poorly managed, and a total piece of shit on the other end–no upside at all.”

12. Won’t do that anymore.

“I did a few straight-to-dvd movies when I was just starting out and honestly I was optimistic it was just my inexperience leading to thinking it was bad …. and that the shitty script would get taken care of by good acting, and the bad acting would get fixed with good editing and the bad editing was when I gave up.

It was all around bad from the start, but I thought some saving grace would swoop in and save it at some point. And that’s why I don’t do indie (or low budget, straight-to-dvd) films anymore.

Why am I gonna bust my ass 22 hours a day for someone else’s shitty art?”

13. This is funny.

“Kind of a funny story about the filming of Super Mario Bros in 1993. Read this in the IMDb trivia… I personally love that movie:

“In his 2007 autobiography John Leguizamo states he and Bob Hoskins hated working on the film and would frequently get drunk to make it through the experience. Both men apparently knew the movie would turn out bad, so they simply tried to make the best of it. He also stated he felt one of the biggest reasons the movie turned out the way it did was because the directors wanted a more “adult” movie while the studio, considering the source material, was looking for a children’s film.”

14. Interesting…

“I saw a documentary that interviewed crew from the first Star Wars movie. A lot of them thought what they were going was laughable and ridiculous.

They thought the movie didn’t have a chance in the theaters. I can only imagine their attitude on set. When the movie came out the discouraged crew members were quite humbled, proud that they worked on the movie, and felt sorry for not working harder for Mr. Lucas.”

15. Don’t have much input.

“At the moment I am working as a camera assistant on adverts tv and film. The most common problem I come across is, that the camera man knows that a shot the director wants looks like shit.

But unfortunately, the camera man is not really allowed much input. The shot keeps on looking like crap and the director blames the cameraman saying he is doing it wrong when really the shot would never work in the first place.

Spent many a shooting day on one shot that is scraped on edit.”

Have you ever worked on a film or a TV show and you knew it was going to be a piece of garbage during the production?

If so, please share your stories with us in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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These Pets Are Really Soaking up the Rays

Ahhhh, to be a dog or a cat

Imagine this life for just a minute…

You chill all day, sometimes you go a little crazy and run around the house in circles, and then you take loooooooooong breaks in the sunshine just soaking it all up.

Sounds delightful, doesn’t it? Just working on your tan all day and being called in for dinner later on?

I sure think it does!

Here are some adorable photos of pets soaking up some rays and getting that important Vitamin D.

Enjoy!

1. Great balls of fire!

I think that’s a cat…

PsBattle: Cat baskin in the sun from photoshopbattles

2. Cookin’ in the sun.

This dog doesn’t seem to mind!

My aunt’s dog loves to sunbath like this. Reminds me of a Rotisserie chicken from aww

3. They all found the spot.

Don’t tell anyone else about it!

Just all my cats sunbathing ? from aww

4. I’ll be here if you need me.

For the next several hours…

This is my Staffie Benny. Benny LOVES the sun. from aww

5. A ray of light.

They’re all taking advantage of it.

Warm ray of light! from pics

6. An unlikely pair.

But they have a lot in common!

Old man dragon and Cleo the ki baskin away. from aww

7. This will work.

Time for an afternoon nap.

Posted by Maria Lucile on Thursday, June 4, 2020

8. That might be an understatement.

Having a great time!

Someone is truly enjoying the sun from aww

9. Strettttttccccccch it out.

You can keep an eye on the neighborhood from up there.

10. Got my toy and my sun.

And that’s all I need.

11. Good boy!

Working on his suntan.

12. Get a load of this fella!

He’s a handsome devil.

Cuteness overload, don’t you think?

Do your dogs and cats do this in your house?

If so, please share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little bit about these furry creatures.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Memes That We Think Will Make You Laugh Your Heart Out

Looking for a good laugh?

Well, then you came to the right place!

Because these memes you’re about to feast your eyes on are TOTALLY HILARIOUS.

Trust me on this one. I’ve seen a lot of memes in my day, but these are top-notch, A+, 100% verified funny.

So what do you say we get started so we can all have a good chuckle?

Enjoy, friends!

1. Well, which one is it?

I’m a big fan of “Holo Peve.”

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. Of course, you would.

There’s no escape from Karen!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. Can we slow down 2020 a bit?

This is getting ridiculous.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

4. I say this all the time.

Well, it’s true!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. What the hell are you doing down there?!?!

Things are a little…out of control right now.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

6. I love you!

This is definitely “The One.”

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

7. I’ll take one of each.

Can’t say no to this salesperson.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

8. Nothing has changed.

And it’s still a big-time NERD ALERT!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

9. That was a smart move.

Got out of here just in time.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

10. An ageless wonder.

And a great guy, too!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

11. Yeah, what’s up with that?

We’re learning a lot lately…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. That was a nice break from the madness.

More of that, please!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

13. Don’t do this yet, okay?

Stay 6 feet away!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

definitely laughed my little heart out at those memes.

How about you?

In the comments, tell us which one was your favorite and share something funny with us: a meme, a tweet, a joke, etc.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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12 Hilarious Memes That Really Deliver the Goods

We have a special delivery for you.

What, you ask? Memes! Hilarious memes that deliver the goods and are guaranteed to make anyone laugh…unless you don’t have a soul…which would be very sad…

But we have faith in you!

So how about we get on with this special delivery so we can all laugh our asses off?

Ready…Set…GO!

1. This smoke detector is very animated.

I need one of these in my house!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. She’s not messing around.

It’s her art and her passion.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. There he is!

Here’s your new spokesman!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

4. Oh, God, not 2020!

Here come the waterworks.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. He knows what he’s doing.

How the hell can I get off this big rock for good?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

6. Hey, remember me?

It’s to change your phone number. And your name.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

7. Don’t we all?

That’s a very smart cat.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

8. Mimicking you.

Just wants to be like Mom.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

9. Doesn’t look like much fun…

Hey, be careful with that stuff.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

10. Floods? Earthquakes? Locusts?

What will today bring?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

11. Not what I ordered…

Can I send it back?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. It is witchcraft!

And you are clearly a witch!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

I think it’s safe to say the GOODS WERE DELIVERED.

Didn’t I tell you that was gonna happen? Just listen to me next time, okay? Okay!

Now we want to hear from you! In the comments, please share a funny tweet, meme, photo, or joke that you’ve seen lately.

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Are You Feeling a Bit Down? These Funny Posts Will Give You a Boost!

It’s time to take things in a positive direction.

The world has been on fire for the last few months and it’s been hard to maintain a good attitude but that’s exactly what we’re gonna do today: we’re gonna turn it around!

And we’re gonna do it with funny social media posts!

Because they really are the cure-all for our problems right now.

So, are you ready to turn that frown upside down?

Then let’s get it on!

1. He’s pretty smart!

Now you’ll have to show him who’s the boss.

2. Those liners really are amazing.

I’m a huge fan, too!

3. Here’s a nice tweet for you.

Just let it sink in…

4. This has been a big positive.

I think we can all agree on that, right?

5. I’m not sure you want that…

Doesn’t sound like a happy ending…

6. Who wants some cheese?

Might be a little bit moldy…

7. Yes! I love that song!

But I’m sure the cops weren’t too thrilled…

8. I love geometry humor.

Check your grammar before hitting SEND, people…

9. That’s a good reason.

You might be there for a while…

10. That’s a good thing!

Wear a mask and keep those hands clean!

11. Pay attention, fellas.

No unsolicited pics of your “you-know-what.”

12. That kid is a genius.

And you’re learning a lot!

Now that’s the big energy boost I think all of us needed today!

Now we want you to get involved in the fun!

In the comments, share something that you think will make us laugh!

Anything works: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, anything!

Please and thank you!

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These Tweets Are So Funny You Might Get Energized

Ready to get ZAPPED with energy?

That energy will be coming straight to you in the form of laughs and we think you’re really going to love it.

You’ll love it so much that you’ll keep coming back for more until you develop a serious problem with funny memes and your family and friends will have to stage an intervention and then you’ll have to tell them where this addiction got started and–

Okay, sorry I got a little carried away there…

Are you ready to feel the energy?

Let’s go!

1. I would love this!

Can someone make it happen, please?

2. It’s a whole routine.

The last part sounds painful…

3. You’ll never leave me, will you?

The only friend you have left.

4. I’d like to see more of these.

Matt 2020: Don’t Shit on the Carpet!

5. Today’s the day!

Making it happen!

6. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Do what makes you happy.

7. I’m very active in the scene.

Oh, you’re talking about THAT scene…?

8. What the hell are you thinking?

I know you don’t have anything else to do!

9. Totally mortified!

A major wardrobe malfunction.

10. You need to be very careful about this.

Think of the children!

11. This kid is going places.

And they need an agent, right now!

Zap! I definitely felt it that time!

Okay, now we’d like to hear from you in the comments.

Do us a favor and please share something funny, wholesome, and positive that all the readers can enjoy.

It could be a tweet, a meme, a photo, a joke, etc.

Thanks in advance!

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Behaviors That Seem Nice, But Are Toxic AF

Are you ready for some real talk? Let’s talk about the way we treat each other, and the way we disguise the bad as good and the good as bad. That’s the kind of conversation that got kicked off in a post from darkwulf1 on r/AskReddit:

What is a toxic behavior that is disguised as virtue? from AskReddit

The post quickly amassed thousands of comments – a few jokes here and there, but mostly honest feedback and frustration examining morality. Here are a few examples of some of the most interesting points.

1. Do you work to live or live to work?

The workaholic.

It’s fine to work hard at something you love, but not at the expense of everything else.

– kazu-sama

2. Don’t take autonomy.

People saying they did stuff that directly affects us without our permission for ‘looking after your best interests’

– dhavalaa123

3. “Chasing” can be pretty creepy.

Persistence in relationships.

It’s always sold in Rom-coms and in relationships.

But usually your persistence is a complete lack of respect for other people’s boundaries or holding onto things that aren’t working out.

– fishnugget1

4. Good action, bad motive.

People that do good deeds so they can brag about it or use it to their own advantage.

“Look at me, I’m such a good person! I do all these nice things, not because I wanted to be a good person or anything, nope!

Just so I could tell everyone about all the good things I do! Repeatedly. Like all the time. Because I’m a good person, remember?

Hey by the way, could you do me a fav-.”

– bayleaf0098

5. We’re not all on an even playing field.

That kind of Hustle Culture where successful people give “motivational” speeches (or more often Instagram captions) where they say stuff like “if you’re not succeeding you’re not working hard enough” or “we all have the same 24 hours.” We don’t all have the same 24 hours.

If you have kids, subtract a couple hours. If you have kids without a live in nanny subtract a bunch of hours. If you have to work a minimum wage job to make rent subtract hours. If you don’t have help to cook/clean/grocery shop/etc, subtract hours.

That’s part of why Kylie Jenner’s whole “self-made millionaire” think bugs me. Even IF she came up with her own ideas and did her portion of the work, she never had to worry about financial support to start her brand, or childcare while she was working, or who was going to cook meals for her and her kid or clean her house. Her lip fillers alone, which are a huge portion of her brand, can cost up to 2000 dollars a pop.

You’re not “self-made” if you couldn’t have done it without your parent’s money.

– tomis2003

6. This is called being an enabler.

Being the “supportive” friend/significant other who will never say no even if it’s a really bad idea.

– SoundedDoughnut

7. Nothing special about being mean.

People that say they’re always 100% honest and aren’t afraid to speak their mind.

It’s definitely useful when needed, but all the time just makes the person seem insufferable and rude.

– RackingRods

8. Don’t speak for me.

Being offended on behalf of another person without knowing or wanting to know their opinion.

– Dr-Sateen

9. Corporate morals are profit-driven.

Woke companies.

They are literally just trying to sell more sh^t by piggybacking onto whatever is the cause of the day.

– Trip_The_3rd

10. Back off a little.

Helicopter parenting, that sh^t scars you, makes you unable to function like a normal adult and struggle to make your own decisions when it comes to responsibility.

– bovineexcrement

11. Be real with yourself.

Constant self-diminishing and downplaying of your abilities as “humility”.

Just accept and recognize that you’re pretty skilled / have a lot of experience in something, instead of saying that it’s easy, that anyone could do the same and the list goes on.

– Chrysophren

12. Be vigilant around charisma.

Over-the-top kindness often masks agenda. Charisma goes a long way toward hiding darker traits.

– everysperm_is_sacred

13. Self-care vs selfishness.

Aggressive self-care — sometimes people use this as a hard stop to get out of things that they do not want to do because you can’t argue with someone saying that they need self-care.

But there’s a line between doing what you need to in order to bolster emotional and mental health and being lazy/taking advantage of people who want to support self-care more.

– BoundlessResonance

14. Your nihilism isn’t impressive.

The super ultra laid back mentality.

Not everything is ok. Not everything is a joke or is cool.

It’s good to have boundaries and to take things seriously.

– coldbloodedcreatures

15. This one’s called the “Golden Mean Fallacy.”

Accepting the objective truth in the form of a compromise.

IE If one person says the sky is blue, and another says the sky is yellow, the compromise would be that the sky is green (blue and yellow mixed), which is onviously not the objective truth.

– LondonDude123

I highly recommend scrolling through some of the other top comments on the original post, it’s a really fascinating bit of human self-reflection.

What else could go on this list?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Discuss “Virtues” That Are Actually Toxic

We’re about to go down a morality rabbit hole. Parsing out what is noble and ignoble behavior is definitely nothing new. It’s been the obsession of religion and philosophy for pretty much as long as we’ve been able to put thoughts into words.

But as time goes on, and fields like psychology become more robust and accessible, the discussion around what’s good and bad behavior has stopped being the exclusive realm of a few, and has become more democratized, with a larger conversation opening up in the general public. A great example of that phenomenon is this post on r/AskReddit by user darkwulf1:

What is a toxic behavior that is disguised as virtue? from AskReddit

It’s a great question, and it prompted a lot of pretty thoughtful answers.

Here are some of the more interesting ones to consider.

1. I’ve heard this referred to as a sort of martyr mentality.

I had an in-law who talked constantly about how generous and compassionate she was.

She could be both… But she had a tendency to get carried away by what she wanted for you rather than what you actually wanted.

She was the kind of person who would throw a big party for you when you explicitly told her you didn’t want a party, and she would talk constantly about how overwhelmed she was planning the party and how you should help in all these ways because, “I can’t do this on my own.”

– Squiddification

2. Know when you’re needed.

Mum says several people on her facebook are ANGRY that they were told their services weren’t needed when they signed up to the towns volunteer service to help folk during this crisis (we had an amazing number of people come forward).

They’re mad because they “want to help” and “do their bit” and honestly she realised so many of them are the ones who do charity drives and stuff like that just to show off how much of a #GoodPerson they are and to have others praise them for being a #GoodPerson

The ones we know who are helping are getting on and doing it. Odd picture or post but certainly not what these people would be doing.

– VulcanHullo

3. Support where it’s due.

Supporting a person to a fault. In other words, being an enabler.

– mingmingcat

4. You’re nobody’s referee.

When people get involved in and regulate other people’s relationships.

They try to act like they’re helping but they always make it worse.

– IDressUpAsBroccoli

5. Romanticism has given us a lot of bad ideas.

Grand “romantic” gestures.

I teach high school and it’s crazy how many times you see a kid basically bully their crush into being with them.

They make this huge public display and the kid is too shy to say no in front of everyone. It’s embarrassing and distressing for that poor kid.

– PanoramicTrouble

6. As a former academic over-achiever, oof.

Over-studying, over-burdening, and excessive academic anxiety/self-doubt does not make for a dedicated pupil, but an unbalanced and miserable human being.

– DudeAbides101

7. Suffering is not a contest.

When you tell people about how you’re feeling (to vent or when they ask how you’re doing in general) and they one-up you to make you feel like you don’t get to feel tired or sad or stressed etc cause they’re clearly having it harder than you are.

I was tired from school and work one day and I told my old roommate that I was feeling a little tired, and he hits me with “Oh YOU’RE tired? I only had 5 hours of sleep and I had to wake up early this morning cause I had PT (he’s in ROTC)”

– japanesepopstars

8. Don’t validate yourself at the expense of others.

Telling kids that they are so different than everyone else while implying that they are somehow better.

The actual healthy thing to do is to stress that everyone is unique, and the kid’s natural gifts make them who you are just like other kids’ gifts make them unique.

– InnocuousDaisy

9. As a freelance artist: SCREW. THIS.

Working for “exposure”.

This one gets me because companies use it as an excuse to not pay someone or not pay them the amount they deserve.

They claim “exposure is your payment” but last I checked exposure doesn’t pay the bills.

– christian_daddy1

10. “Strong” can be a euphamism.

The entire “I hAvE sTrOnG pErSoNaLiTy” kind of people

– JSteus

11. The American worth ethic in a nutshell.

The rise and grind mentality, saying if you’re not working towards something you’re wasting your time.

It’s important to take time to just relax or pursue a passion without monetary gain.

But society as a whole has deemed this as wasting your time.

– RedditRum87

12. Blood doesn’t necessarily mean devotion.

“Family comes first.”

I grew up thinking that I had a very close extended family until I realized just how sh^tty and miserable most of them were.

I have cut them out and feel so much better about it.

– cosmonaut205

13. Not all that glitters is gold.

Toxic positivity, ie: people who try to find the good in everything.

There’s a lot to be said for having a positive outlook but it quickly becomes toxic when you start defending abusers (I’m sure your parents still loved you in their own way) or trivializing people’s sadness (so you got fired – it just means you get to pursue a new opportunity!).

Sometimes the appropriate answer to a situation is to just acknowledge that things suck.

– schnit123

14. Corporate morality is literally “what can I get away with?”

Corporate passive aggressive behavior.

Yes, you’re saying all the right things and everything checks out if read back on a transcript, but you and I both know you’ve simply found a way to abuse the rules for your own gain.

– InternetKidsAreMean

15. You’re not special for being mean.

People who say ” This is just the way I am; If you can’t handle that, oh well”.

Like… No. You’re wrong.

I understand to an extent that if people don’t like you for being yourself, they can go f*ck themselves; BUT, if you are a person who seriously does not know how to speak to people or are just rude in general and claim “that’s just how I am”, you’re wrong.

People need to know it is not okay to be rude or obnoxious and that you should be able to know the difference of being yourself and just being a d%ck.

– Dos_Henny

It’s a pretty fascinating thread to get lost in, and there are thousands more comments to comb through if you want to check out the original page. Remember everybody, be kind. Don’t make excuses. Consider others.

What are some other examples of this sort of thing?

Tell us in the comments.

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People in Adult Industries Swap Stories About Ignorant Clients

We cover many topics that pop up on r/AskReddit, but this one is a doozy. Here’s the question itself, posed by user Bumblebee_doodles:

Sex Shop and Sex Workers of Reddit: What are some of the best examples or clients not knowing how anatomy/sex works? from AskReddit

To clarify, a sex worker is someone who professionally performs sexual acts, a sex shop worker is someone who works at a company that sells sex-related products. Thousands of comments flooded in from people who with experience in both camps.

Here are just a few astonishing examples, and please be warned that some of these answers are graphic in detail and that this whole post is not very safe for work, or any other place.

Enjoy!

1. Don’t hurt yourself.

I used to date a woman who worked at a sex shop.

Every single day she would come home and rant about having had to desperately dissuade someone from doing something to their own as$hole that would put them in the hospital.

– talldarkanddark

2. This one stings…

First one that comes to mind is having to explain to a gentleman that the reason his wife doesn’t enjoy toys probably has something to do with the fact he was cleaning them with Clorox wipes before hand.

– losertastictoaster

3. Some of these would make me want to call the police.

More one guy who didn’t understand that b****ality was illegal and, therefore, we didn’t have any p**n featuring donkeys.

– bigheadsmolbrain

4. Some are just a bummer.

I worked at a local sex shop last summer.

Women always asked help from me because the only other person working was a guy. They wanted some sex toy but didn’t know exactly what. I would usualy ask something along the lines of “What makes you come easier, clitorial stimulation or something inserted in you?”. I was there only for 2 weeks and during those 2 weeks, at least 7 women said “Oh, i’ve never had an orgasm so i don’t know”.

Most of them were women under 25 but the oldest was around 35-40 and married. That poor woman.

– MahOtter

5. One pharmacist had a relevant story.

my friend works as a pharmacist and says a guy came in once looking to purchase Plan B / the morning after pill.

He then asked her to explain when he should ingest it because he planned to have unprotected sex that night.

– SMGN

6. There’s this frightening one from a sex worker…

Client was a middle aged, married man. Kept hassling for no condom and I kept refusing.

He asked why I wouldn’t do it because “surely I’m on a tablet to stop myself getting pregnant.”

I explained that condoms were important in protecting against STDS. He literally did now know what an STD was!!!

I spent a while explaining to him and he started to worry that his wife would find out he was seeing sex workers because he hadn’t been using condoms… he said “so if I catch something, my wife could get it to?”

– catcube

7. Don’t fight the lube.

I worked at a sex shop for like 3 years and the thing that irked me the most were people who were willfully ignorant about lube.

Even after I’d explain why it’s good for you they’d be like “NAH THATS FOR OLD LADIES”

– bugkiss

8. Banana for scale.

I had a guy who wanted to meet up for full service, but said he didn’t want me to be disappointed by how small his d%ck was.

He said, “don’t worry though I’ll bring a banana for us to use so youll still be satisfied.” ?????

– nade683

9. Our sex ed system has failed us hard.

When I worked in a sex shop lots of guys would come in looking for a gift for their female S.O. I would often ask them if they were looking for a toy with clitoral or G spot stimulation.

The number of guys who looked at me blankly and went “what is clitoral? I just want something to put in her” (or a version of that statement) never failed to surprise me.

– Lutang247

10. Why would…why would you…

I work in a lingerie/sex shop and wow, I didn’t realise how many people lack a basic understanding of things in general.

First thing that springs to mind is a woman who kept breaking a couples toy (shaped like a ‘U’ so women can wear it internally during intercourse and it’ll also sit on the clitoris) by using it like a crab claw to pinch her clitoris.

– cmelissa27

11. This is what happens when your education is urban-legend based.

“I don’t want a vibrator, those loosen your vagina”

– ProfDagon

12. Gotta know that chemistry.

I used to work in a sex shop.

The amount of people that didn’t know that latex condoms break down when using oil-based lube is astounding.

Had to explain it multiple times a day.

Pro tip: If you don’t know what lube to use for something, go water-based

– Iwishiwassuperdead

13. In a sex shop, all sales are DEFINITELY final.

“I can return this, right? You guys can just clean it and put it in a new package or whatever.”

If the industry worked like that, everyone would have hepatitis. Gross. No.

– barkoholic

14. You’re not impressing anyone.

Sex worker here.

The amount of clients who ask me how many times I came from some thirsty jackhammer f*cking for 2 mins are laughable.

Baby, if I came you would definitely know it.

– dirtydickdad

15. We’ve saved the most bafflingly weird one for last.

It was phone sex, but the guy f*ckin. . . I spent three hours describing to him how a girl would pee in the woods.

Whether he knew or not is beside the point, three hours describing it while trying to be horny at the same time.

Dudes are wild sometimes. Squatting! Not that difficult of a concept!

– Kepheo

Welp, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go wash out my brain with soap. Remember to educate yourselves, kids!

Do you have a story like this?

If so you GOTTA share it in the comments.

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People Share Their Best First Date Tips

First dates are pretty exciting, but they’re also generally a source of stress. We’ve all had nightmare dates, but more than that, we’re very good at playing out worst-case-scenarios in our heads before the thing even starts. This feedback loop of worry can suck all the fun and potential out of the experience, so it’s good to be clear-headed and just take some sensible steps to prepare. What sensible steps, you ask? That’s what Reddit user CircleBox2 took to r/AskReddit to inquire about:

What’s a first date tip that could save you a lot of embarrassment? from AskReddit

Here are a few of the better tips that the Reddit community suggested.

1. There’s some crossover with good interviewing tips here.

Ask open ended questions instead of yes/no questions to keep convo going/avoid awkward silence.

– Bum-Sniffer

2. Be mindful of the price.

Make sure that you have enough money to pay for the entire date.

I think that splitting the tab for food/drinks on the first date is pretty normal, but it always helps to be prepared, especially if you are the one who asked the other person out.

– mcgeem5

3. Get the necessities out of the way.

Always use the restroom before you leave.

– njclay21

4. Don’t put too much pressure on it.

A first date is like a pilot of a TV show. It determines whether there is going to be a second date and so on.

All you have to do on the first date is just have fun, get to know each other, if you click, it’s great! If you don’t, so what? It’s a first date.

– [user deleted]

5. Focus on them.

Stop focusing on yourself and how you sound/ look etc and lay 100% focus on them.

– Queen-of-meme

6. You do you.

Just remember that if you’re on a first date, they said yes to being there with you, they want to be there so just be yourself.

– SeeYouOn16

7. Think about your venue choice.

I would recommend to not go for a dinner date or a movie date for the first date. Both are better suited for later dates.

Both of them have issues like who pays for the dinner/tickets and there is no easy escape if the date is not going well.

My go to option is to just go for a coffee/tea in a nice cafe.

Coffee and tea are not that expensive, so it really doesn’t matter who pays and they also provide a good atmosphere to just talk to your date.

Pro tip are interesting cafes like the cat cafes that exist in some cities. It is a regular cafe but with cats.

If the date doesn’t go well, you can still play with some cats.

– TheBassMeister

8. General hygiene is important.

People don’t realize how important this is but TAKE A SHOWER RIGHT BEFORE YOUR DATE!!!

Put on deodorant and (edit: disclaimer: only if your date doesn’t have a sensitive nose) a small amount of cologne/perfume.

You want to smell good if they get up close but not be overpowering.

– PostMaStoned

9. Consent consent consent.

If it’s not “hell yes” then it’s a “no”, mate.

– The_Veteran_Raven

10. Consider a double date.

Honestly, going on a double date for our first date is probably what made me score my fiancé.

I’m such an awkward person but I was comfortable being around the other couple and ultimately made me open up to him.

He didn’t call me for 3 days but I’m finding out that’s because that’s what his roommate told him to do. So standard.

But 2.5 years later and we’re hopefully still getting married

– nicolena-howard

11. Be prepared…

Clean your room/house before you leave.

Even if you don’t think there’s a chance in hell the night will end in sex, planning ahead so that you have a clean place to go for doin’ it after the first date might save you some embarrassment AND solidify a good first impression.

– coleosis1414

12. Keep it clean.

DO. NOT. ORDER. MESSY. FOOD.

– lovehasnolimits

13. Maybe start early?

Morning (breakfast/coffee) dates are under rated. Its a fantastic way to meet someone, with pretty great food options and easy escape routes.

If the date is going south- its the easiest way to end because you need to go about your day.

Great date? Go ahead and see eachother later that evening for a second date doing something more adventurous than sitting/eating.

You’ll learn alot about a person in 1 day.

– Cynthia_NotCyndi

14. This should go without saying but…

Know your dates name. Just know it. If you don’t, ask them first thing.

I speak from experience, she asked me out and an hour into the date I had to ask her to remind me her name.

Then again, we are still dating several months later, so maybe do forget your dates name.

– davethefish2103

15. And finally…oh…

Don’t get your pre-date advice from Reddit.

– PerryTheFridge

Honestly, some pretty solid advice in there. If you’re heading back into the dating world, maybe jot a couple of these down. Maybe also don’t mention to your date that everything you’re doing is because of Reddit.

What are your dating tips?

Share in the comments.

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