Month: May 2020

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Great Examples of Kids Being Funny and Weird

You know it’s true…kids are weird. They’re funny, but they’re DEFINITELY weird as well.

But that’s a good thing!

Because those kiddos sure like to keep us on our toes!

Here 13 funny and weird kiddos that we think will give you a good laugh.

Enjoy!

1. NOW I’ll give it a shot.

This is a pretty genius move on Mom’s part.

2. Hahahaha. Brilliant!

Not going anywhere without the cat.

Our 6 year old "ran away" yesterday so we told him we love him and to come back if he needs anything. He came back and took the cat. from funny

3. Trying to pull a fast one.

I’d like to know if this worked…

4. Son, we’re going to China.

A long trip just to get some food.

https://twitter.com/MrAberdeen1/status/1252642960329576449

5. He’s in for a surprise.

Because NO ONE can beat up their dad. That’s just a fact of life.

6. “We would like to have some power in this house.”

This takes a lot of balls.

7. Another huge lie about food.

Parents are doin’ what they have to do.

8. Sir, your pants are falling down.

I wonder what his response was…

"When your three year old tells man at McDonalds that his pants are falling down." -friend’s photo from funny

9. This kid is going places.

He’s a genius, okay?

This kid was a fart for Halloween. from funny

10. And the cat was fed!

I’m sure kitty was a big fan of this…

Toddler was asked to feed the cat from aww

11. Already a fashion icon.

Some kids just have it going on.

My daughter has been picking her own clothes and watching her big brother get on the bus. from funny

12. A time to mourn.

This little girl has a very dark sense of humor.

When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral for her. from pics

13. This does not bode well for you…or for society…

About the heads in the containers…

I might need to have a talk with my daughter, but I’m not sure what I’d even say. from funny

Those darn kids!

They always keep life interesting, don’t they?!?!

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share a story or a photo of your kid acting crazy or funny!

Let’s see what you got!

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This Golden Retriever Plays the Laziest Game of Fetch Ever

All of us have lazy days. You know, the ones where you feel like doing absolutely nothing. Maybe you wear your morning pajamas until the afternoon, then switch into your evening pajamas.

An adorable dog is exemplifying this feeling in an Instagram video that’s sure to make you smile.

Meet Napa, a golden retriever who lives in Chicago. She wants you to know that it’s OK to relax, take a load off and really just live your best life while you’re sprawled on the floor resting.

Her video was wildly popular with the people of the internet, perhaps because they know exactly how she feels.

In fact, it seems like Napa feels lazy pretty often, based on some of her other behaviors. Here she is smooshing her human:

But it’s not as if all Napa ever does is lay around. Occasionally, she likes to get outside and be active.

Case in point: She’s been known to do some weight training with sticks at local ponds:

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Never give pup ?

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But… then she usually ends up back on the floor afterward. We feel you, Napa. We really do.

Because, let’s be honest, if we had an actual, legit spirit animal… it would be a goldie who doesn’t want to play catch and just lays around the house all day.

But generally speaking, she’s pretty happy with the way her life is playing out these days. I mean just look at that big toothy smile:

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Turn that frown upside down ?

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What’s the goofiest thing your pet does on a regular basis? We want to hear from all kinds of pet owners! Dogs, cats, parakeets, ferrets — you name it!

Let us know in the comments!

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This A Dad’s Hilarious ‘Dadosaur’ Impressions Are Very Entertaining

It’s pretty unanimous: Dad jokes are hilarious. But you know what doesn’t get a lot of attention? Dad impressions.

One dad in particular really takes his impressions very seriously. Because if you’re a dad… what else do you have to do to crack your kids up?

More specifically, his impression of a dinosaur, which even has its own name: Dadosaur. Whenever one of his children simply utters the name “Dadosaur,” he has no choice but to spring to action.

God bless you, teens of the internet, for being there to capture hilarious moments like these.

@olivemannella

Dadosaur ate the Easter cake ? @frankiemannella #fyp #foryoupage #happyeaster #dadosaur #petlife

♬ original sound – olivemannella

The second best part of that video, though, is definitely Mom scolding the Dadosaur for being so ridiculous.

Whose mom hasn’t reacted in exactly the same way toward something their dad did?

In addition to smashing cakes, he also ruins family pictures. What can’t he do?

@olivemannella

Dadosaur ruins Easter pictures ? #happyeaster #fyp #foryoupage #petlife #dadosaur @frankiemannella @clmannella

♬ original sound – olivemannella

Also, little known fact, but apparently dinosaurs can take out the garbage, too. How they manage to do household tasks with such teeny-tiny arms is still a modern mystery.

@olivemannella

Dadosaur takes out the trash… almost ?? #dadosaur #stayhomestaystrong #keepingbusy #fyp #foryoupage @frankiemannella @clmannella @elliemannella

♬ original sound – olivemannella

Also, can we just say for the record that it seems like this family has a lot of fun? Like seriously, just check out the commitment to this choreography from everyone:

@olivemannella

Inspired by @twitchtok7 & @allisonholkerboss! Mannella family style ✨ @frankiemannella @clmannella @elliemannella @izzymilli3 #fyp #dadosaur

♬ BDASH x DJ Maata 1000milesdance – bdash_2

Did your mom or dad have a go-to trick for cracking you up? A favorite joke, impression or song?

We’d love to hear about it! Let us know in the comments!

Oh, and a big shout out for all those dads out there. Thanks for being awesome!

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Fascinating Tweets About Some Awful Dates

Raise your hand if you think dating is a really good time. I can’t actually see any of you, of course, but I’m going to go ahead and assume there no hands in the air right now. Dating is generally thought of a necessary evil, the sort of thing you hope turns out well but might be awful. The only upside to the awful is that it can result in a lot of great stories.

Twitter user @millercycle posed the following prompt to the internet at large:

There were hundreds of replies, and most of them were fascinating, cringy gold. Enjoy this selection of examples.

14. Moving on

Please don’t use a date as a therapy session.

13. Prison and a movie

This is the grossest show and tell I’ve ever heard of.

12. Insult to injury

This is called “negging” and it’s a pickup artist technique employed by douchebags. Never be this guy.

11. A taxing experience

I have so many followup questions for this one.

10. Extortion

Boy oh boy can money make people terrible.

9. Candid camera

Look, no kink-shaming but you need CONSENT from EVERYBODY.

8. The young and the restless

This is…concerning.

7. Literally Hitler

How is this even possible?

6. Drugs not hugs

Everybody knows you don’t do this ’till the third date.

5. B I T E

I really REALLY need to hear your worst story now.

4. Nec-romance

Weirdest. 3 way. Ever.

3. Distance

Welp. She’s a free spirit, we can give her that.

2. Stranded

As someone who recently visited Detroit, this is a fate worse than death.

1. Pickpocket

Welp. Run, I guess?

These stories are truly helping me feel better about the fact that I haven’t had a date in a while. I think I’ll just revisit them every time I need that boost. Thanks for validating my loneliness yet again, internet!

What was your worst date?

Tell us in the comments.

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True Stories About Some Very Bad Dates

You’ve had bad dates. We all have. There are more bad date stories in this world than there are people. The stories range from the truly abhorrent to the charmingly embarrassing to the downright bizarre, and we can’t seem to get enough of them.

Which is why I’d like to turn your attention to this gift of a thread kicked off by Twitter user @millercycle:

I’ve been combing through these replies for a while now and they’re incredible. Here are just a few of the highlights for your love-hate enjoyment.

13. I’m lovin’ it

To be fair, who has money in high school?

12. Breakdown breakup

Why do people just refuse to fix their cars sometimes?

11. Stuffed

That’s a swing and a miss for hoping she’ll have the same weird sensibilities as you, my dude.

10. Double date

This is literally a sitcom cliche, I refuse to believe this happened in real life.

9. Ex machina

There were soooo many stories like this in the thread.

8. Get out

I literally cannot think of a worse question to start a date with.

7. Wipeout

I…I just…what?

6. Pole position

That’s gonna be a yikes from me.

5. Making the cut

There’s a sentence in here which, I swear to you, you will not see coming.

4. Dine & dash

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

3. Bee careful

That’s Barry B. Benson! You monster!

2. The grapes of wrath

Has this human ever humaned before?

1. The kiss

Maybe stop adopting such attractive dogs.

Welp, that was horrifying. There are so many of these stories I desperately want more information on but I’m simultaneously afraid to ask.

What was YOUR worst date story?

Tell us in the comments.

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Everybody’s Drinking on Zoom Now and We’re Totally Here for It

Can’t go to happy hour? You’ve always got the internet to keep you company while you’ve got a drink in your hand. Specifically Zoom, the video platform which has surged in popularity and found itself host to an unexpected array of makeshift online bars and parties.

It’s a phenomenon probably nobody would have predicted, but here we are. And Twitter is talking about it. A LOT.

14. Come on and Zoom

Brought to you by viewers like you.

13. Pace yourself

Or brace yourself.

12. Broadcast slumber

It’s like an accidental self-Truman Show.

11. Nothing to wine about

Hey, I can’t give you any good Riesling not to.

10. Party foul

Did you at least do it off camera?

9. Never grow up

The times they are a’changing.

8. Life as we know it

Leggo my ego.

7. The hangover

Welcome home?

6. White claws

Hey all you cool cats and kittens!

5. Drink & Ink

Gonna come out of this with some fresh tats.

4. Blanket statements

Hey, to each their own.

3. Cried and prejudice

When there’s nobody to hang out with in the afterglow.

2. Internal clocks

According to my watch, it’s tomorrow.

1. Reach for the stars

I guess this counts as trying out some new things?

Maybe this trend will become the new normal. If so, I’d like to claim a position as a virtual bartender. I won’t actually serve anybody drinks but I’ll take a rag and constantly wipe down my desk while saying things like “tell me about it” and “livin’ the dream!” I feel like that’s a service that needs to be filled, no matter the circumstance.

Have you had a drunk Zoom time?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Tweets That Capture the Vibe of Our Wardrobe Choices Right Now

Even though the fashion industry is worth over a trillion dollars per year, if we all had our way, we’d probably just wear sweat pants and snuggies all the time. A lot of us have certainly learned that about ourselves, and many have taken to Twitter to express this inconvenient truth in hilarious ways.

Here are 13 examples of people who will never look at style choices the same way again.

13. All about me

Not caring what other people think is a lieeeeee.

12. Where to where?

Yanno maybe we never needed all those outfits.

11. Don’t be a scab

We’re all on strike from life, get in line.

10. Ready? FIGHT!

This is some subtle video game brilliance.

9. Lemons and lemonade

This joke has layers and it’s wonderful.

8. My big day

Why should you only get to wear it once, anyway?

7. Freedom

Burn that crap.

6. Denim deluxe

Well, look at Mr. Fancy Pants.

5. Keep it simple

And don’t even get me started on tying shoes.

4. My natural state

They mustn’t know this is the real me.

3. Changing standards

Look I don’t want to brag but I managed to clean an entire dish today.

2. Half asleep

The key to success is knowing you could totally go do stuff if you wanted to.

1. Don’t overpack

Again, the only conclusion I can come to here is that most of us just have way too many clothes.

If you happen to actually be wearing pants while reading this, I hope you enjoy your ivory towers, you elitist.

What’s your wardrobe been like lately?

Let us know in the comments.

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Funny About Everybody’s 2020 Wardrobe

Here’s a movie pitch: it’s like Toy Story except with clothes. A plucky wardrobe full of colorful characters have to team up to solve a mystery when, suddenly, nearly all of them stop being worn. I’d imagine that’s what a lot of our closets feel like, based on what people are saying on Twitter right now.

But while I’m looking for a producer who will finance this masterpiece, enjoy some tweets about what high fashion is like in 2020.

14. Lace-less

See, this is the inciting incident of the movie I was pitching.

13. Upper-crust

Oh, well, aren’t you just a fancy pants?

12. I am enough

Get out of here with that garbage.

11. RIP

Back in my day we paid good money for jeans like that.

10. Swim-where?

Weird motivational flex but OK.

9. Bye bye bags

The revolution has begun.

8. Camera angles matter

Bae caught me slippin’.

7. Winning

Don’t fly too close to the sun.

6. Beautiful lies

Come on Victoria’s Secret, who are you kidding?

5. Hat-itude

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got ’till it’s gone…

4. Don’t sweat it

Oh, look at Mr. “I have multiple pairs of sweat pants” over here.

3. Choking hazard

Butt weight, there’s more!

2. Creatures of habit

It helps me pretend things are normal.

1. At least you tried

The important thing is that you stop doing that.

So we’re all a little sloppy. Big deal. There are far worse fates. We could go back to JNCO jeans.

We don’t mean this in a creepy way, but like, what are you wearing?

Share and compare in the comments.

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A Treasurer Who Doesn’t Understand Money or Numbers Picked the Wrong Fight

Running a business or an organization can be really tough. There are many decisions to make and you can never be sure any of them will turn out to be the best. But in all the confusion, there are a few basic guiding principles that can help.

For instance, maintain clear and consistent communication. We can all think of a time in our lives when something went horribly, frustratingly wrong simply because someone wouldn’t listen.

That’s the kind of story posted by user omegaweapon on Imgur. She put it up under the name “Entitled treasure [sic] at a charity can’t comprehend how 10% works…. So I’m a thief.” Apparently, OP, who goes by Abs, was dealing with the treasurer of an organization she was renting to. A treasurer who, weirdly enough, does seem to understand much about money or…numbers.

And so we begin…

Chapter 1: Lock & Key

Chapter 1 – Part 2

Chapter 1 – Part 3

Chapter 2: This Was Always the Plan

Chapter 2 – Part 2

Chapter 2 – Part 3

Chapter 3: Sebastian

Chapter 3 – Part 2

Chapter 4: Math is Hard

Chapter 4 – Part 2

Chapter 4 – Part 3

Chapter 5: The Standoff

Chapter 5 – Part 2

Chapter 6: I Fought the Law

Chapter 6 – Part 2

Chapter 6 – Part 3

Chapter 7: Aftermath

Chapter 7 – Part 2

Chapter 7 – Part 3

I have my doubts that the man she talked to explained the situation any better than Abs did. I don’t even have anything to do with this situation and I understood what she was saying perfectly the first time. This is what happens when poor listeners back themselves into a corner and refuse to admit they were wrong, even as the evidence mounts. Do yourself a favor: when you’re wrong, just fess up, and move on. It’s…a lot less embarrassing in the long run.

Have you had to deal with someone like this?

Tell us your tales of woe in the comments.

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