Funny Signs Seen Around Springfield on ‘The Simpsons’

I have a friend who totally dismisses The Simpsons and refuses to watch it because he says “It’s a cartoon…”.

But he watches a ton of reality TV bullshit, so who knows what’s going on in his head…

I’ve tried to explain to him over and over again that The Simpsons is funny (of course), but that it’s also very clever and the show sometimes says a lot about current events and even politics in a very subtle way.

One of the best ways they do this is with the many signs you can see around Springfield during different episodes.

Here are 14 hilarious and clever signs that you might have missed on The Simpsons.

1. Non-stop sprawl.

There’s no stopping it now.

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2. Looks like a classy place!

Any motel you can rent by the hour is always pretty nice.

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3. And pay and pay and pay.

Does this look like your city?

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4. Homer is getting REALLY big in this episode.

He’s always expanding outward.

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5. Poor Grampa Simpson…

These places are just depressing in general.

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6. Now, THIS is accurate.

There’s no escape!

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7. I hope they get all of it…

But just in case…

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8. I’m freakin’ out, man!

We can help you with that!

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9. Krusty’s back at it again.

Springfield’s most beloved celebrity!

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10. Remember this song?

I’d probably hire them…

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11. Can’t discriminate by law.

Which I’m sure makes some property owners not very happy.

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12. Memorialized with a fake tree.

Just keep choppin’ ’em down…

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13. Ewwwwww. Gross.

But a brilliant sign, nonetheless.

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14. Make up your own mind on this one.

And remember to VOTE.

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What a great show. I hope it never goes off the air!

Are you a fan of The Simpsons? Are you maybe even a super fan?

Talk to us in the comments and profess your love for this iconic TV show.

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Samuel L. Jackson Made a Foul-Mouthed PSA so People Will Stay Home

Many places around the world have enacted lockdowns and it hasn’t been easy for people to adapt to.

Some people have tried sneaky methods to get out of their homes, like this guy from Spain who dressed up as a T-Rex.

His local police department said about this outing:

“During the state of emergency one person is allowed to take their pets out for a walk in short spurts so they can take care of their needs.

This doesn’t include allowances for people who have a T-Rex complex.”

Needless to say, governments, public health officials, and even celebrities are doing their part to make sure people understand that they need to stay home, unless they meet qualifications that warrant an exception for them.

Samuel L. Jackson decided to be just one of the many voices helping people understand that quarantines aren’t vacations. Staying home can help flatten the curve and make sure that hospitals aren’t overwhelmed with people who are sick.

He went on Jimmy Kimmel, who is also forced to work from home because of the circumstances.

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The segment was actually a remix of a previously viral video titled “Go The F*ck to Sleep.”

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After a lovely chat with Kimmel, Samuel L. Jackson began reading from a book called “Stay the F*ck at Home.” The expletive-ridden segment was a hit.

Samuel L. Jackson’s reading was part of an effort to fundraise for Feeding America, a charity that works to make sure hungry families and communities are fed.

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You can check out the full video below.

What did you think of the reading? Will it be effective in making sure people try to make the best of their quarantine?

Make your thoughts known in the comments!

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Random Acts of Kindness That Will Remind You That Not Everything Is Terrible

It’s hard to be optimistic about humanity. Whether it’s because of stories you hear on the news, tragic events, and life in general, we’re all a little pessimistic.

But there are still good people out there, and this pandemic hasn’t stopped them from engaging in random acts of kindness. Here are some people who are going out of their way to do nice things for others.

10. Chicago Zookeepers Took Penguins on a Field Trip

9. Woman Safely Visits Her Grandfather During Lockdown

The staff helped her out as well!

8. Man Celebrates Anniversary With His Wife

He managed to practice social distancing in the process.

Raising this man and his wife TROPHY HIGH ? Bob Shellard isn’t allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home…

Posted by SiriusXM The Highway on Tuesday, March 17, 2020

7. Disney Is Donating its Extra Food

It will go to local food pantries and feed those in need.

6. A Group of Chefs Donated Food to The Elderly

This is going to help so many who are in dire straits.

5. A Family of 8 is Drawing a Cheery Chalk Walk

They draw motivational messages so people can see them while walking.

Chalk walk #huntingtonIN

Posted by Edith Runion on Saturday, March 21, 2020

4. People Are Matching Restaurant Donations to Feed Healthcare Workers

We’re sure doctors, nurses, and healthcare staff around the country appreciate a nice, hot meal.

3. One Elderly Care Facility Made an IRL “Hungry Hungry Hippos” for its Residents

Everyone looks so happy!

Care home's massive game of Hungry Hippos

Residents and carers at Bryn Celyn Care Home found a way to cheer themselves (and us) up: a massive game of real-life Hungry Hippos! ?

Posted by WalesOnline on Saturday, March 21, 2020

2. Servers Got $1000 Tips Before Their Restaurant Closed

1. People Are Putting Their Christmas Lights Back On

Some of these actions were large, while others were seemingly small, but they all add a bit of cheer to these dark days.

What random acts of kindness have you seen people take part in recently? Give these individuals a shoutout in the comments section!

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Let’s Meet the Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Like most of us, Saturday Night Live is working from home.

Their latest episode is a Saturday Night Live at Home version featuring the “Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night” cast in a Zoom format coming at us from the actors’ home living room offices/studios.

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One of the segments was a hilarious update on what our favorite martial-arts devoted terrapins have been up to since they are no longer teen-aged. Spoiler alert: they no longer live in New York sewers.

Since reaching their fully matured adulthood, the Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles have settled nicely in their spacious suburban homes. City living is for the more energetic youngsters. In the ‘burbs, there’s plenty of parking at the Whole Foods for Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael when they shop for their health foods to make up for all that marshmallow cereal they ate during their teen years.

But all is not boxed wine and Yard-of-the-Month sign roses out there. Marriages are becoming stale, their kids are spoiled brats and the ol’ waistline just keeps getting bigger.

And crime would be easier to fight without all this worry about medical tests and paying debt. Golf is an expensive hobby, especially if you’re not that good.

Oh, and Shredder is dead. Should they got to the funeral? No, but maybe the wake. That seems more appropriate.

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Like their new theme song says, “Their best days are (beat, beat) way behind them!”

At least we have the memories. Let us know yours in the comments!

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Hilarious Church Signs That Get Right to the Point

I like to read church signs even if it’s not in front of my own. I like to see who’s coming to speak or what programming is scheduled. The verses make me mindful.

And, when they get topical, they are sometimes really funny.

1. What Would Jesus Do?

A Bible story turned into medical directive.

2. The Prophecy is Fulfilled.

I would do as Isaiah says.

3. Pray, Listen and Wash Your Hands.

God and the scientists say so. That’s everybody that matters, right?

4. God is Everywhere

Make your home your church. It should be anyway.

5. Hygenesis 24:7

Thus, sayeth the Lord.

6. A Children’s Parable

Good for adults to remember too.

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Can I get an Amen?!? #Churchsign #speakthetruth

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7. So, Not Everything’s Cancelled

Count your blessings.

8. Keep Your Distance

Your praise will still be heard.

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It's a common practice for the Church of the CDC.

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9. When Gospel Songs Get New Meaning

Sing it out loud.

10. Stand Apart, But Pray Together

Yea, verily.

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11. He’s Not Going to Be Happy

Beware of His wrath, toilet paper hoarders!

12. This Too Shall Pass

Even if you’re alone, you’re in great company.

13. We Know Not the Day Nor the Hour

But we do know this…

14. Good Words

Follow them. Or don’t. Up to you.

Church serves as a faith home for many of us and it’s nice when they acknowledge our thirst and fears in a way we can see it safely–from our cars. But one day soon, we’ll come together in our sanctuaries again as a family, loving our neighbors but listening to our doctors and scientists.

That’s how to be a loving neighbor.

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A Hedgehog and Bengal Kitten are Best Friends and It’s So Cute

Herbie is a charming hedgehog who is also an Instagram star that has many adventures and makes social media a better place. If Herbie wasn’t adorable enough for you, then you have to meet his sister and pal, a Bengal kitten named Audree.

Audree became part of the Mr. Pokee family last year and has settled in nicely. Although Audree is quite a bit bigger than Herbie, it hasn’t stopped them from becoming best friends and having entirely too much fun.

They have some things in common. Both of them can be hand-held.

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They both love Disney movies, because their friendship is basically already one.

Even movies about… wait for it… hedgehogs!

They support each other through good times and bad.

Kitten-hedgehog boops are guaranteed in this family. And so are trips to Paris, France… apparently.

High-paws too. And I’m officially dead from the cuteness overload.

 

Their Christmas card was too cute for words.

Audree even has her own Herbie doll for when they’re apart.

Their friendship grew over the seasons.

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Can you ?? this fall weather?

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It’s clear they’ve fallen for each other. Look at that damn hedgehog smile! Squeeeeee!!!!

They love to travel together.

They like to see the world.

With some time to relax.

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Have a cozy Sunday ??

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And have some fun the only way animal pals can do!

Visit their webpage for more information on these adorable friends.

In the meantime, Herbie and Audree continue to have awesome times together as “The World’s Cutest Adventurers” as they hope to make us happy, smile and never lose faith.

So sweet!

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