George Carlin once said, “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” I had that quote ringing through my head the other day as I was temping at a government office. Turns out I’m not the only person who’s had dumb on the mind lately.

Reddit user Gleico took to r/AskReddit to pose a simple question:

What only exists because of people’s stupidity? from AskReddit

I guess even things that get created for stupid reasons are still creations, so we should give credit to those that inspired/necessitated them. The thread has over 25 thousand comments featuring examples of such things.

1. A lot of them are warning labels.

The warning on strollers, “Do not collapse while infant is seated”

– MarkOfTheRagon12

2. Or disclaimers that nobody needs.

The fucking message on my in dash display on my Honda Fit.

YES I KNOW I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OPERATION OF THIS MOTOR VEHICLE.

Imagine the car not telling me that every time I start it, me getting in an accident, and suing Honda for NOT telling me that I’m responsible for the car I’m driving?

– ChuckawaspSlanders

3. Apparently people think we’re already living in the world of ubiquitous self-driving vehicles?

In the user manual for RVs it specifies that the driver must remain in the drivers seat at all times when the RV is in motion because someone thought that cruise control was auto pilot and went to take a shower while on the freeway and crashed.

– TimeMasterBob

4. A real medal of honor is doing something so awful you get a law made, just for you.

The law in Pennsylvania that specifically states that you can not barter infant children

– MostlyFuckedUp

5. But stupid can create in much more subtle ways too.

Meetings that could have been emails

– Jenn_097

6. *cough* toilet paper *cough*

Panic buying

– mooli1978

7. Don’t forget conspiracy theories!

The anti-vax movement

– _Caramel-Kitty_

8. Of all the warning labels, this is a favorite:

“Warning may contain nuts” warnings on packets of nuts

– ConnorA94

9. A few users even brought delightful pictures for show and tell:

This sign at the London Lutlon airport

– Bran_Solo

10. I had to stop what I was doing for about three minutes to laugh at this last one:

This was in front of a catholic school I did some work on.

This is not the only tree in the area, it’s not even the only tree in front of a parking space.

How did this sign come to be? The world may never know.

– Mok0bo

It’s a real comfort to my ego to know that, while I’m pretty stupid, at least I’m not “doesn’t know what a tree is” stupid. So I got that goin’ for me. Which is nice.

What things come to mind when you think about this question?

Tell us in the comments.

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There are typically more “dog people” than “cat people” in the world. Reasons cited are generally along the lines of “Cats are mean, they’re indifferent, they don’t listen.” But as a person who’s had cats most of my life, I respond to that with a hearty “You are absolutely correct.”

HOWEVER. That’s not the end of the story. As any cat owner will tell you, they can also be sweet, and cuddly, and playful, and adventurous, and hilarious, and also, yanno, incredibly cute. That’s probably why since the dawn of the internet we’ve been using this amazing technology to show each other unsolicited pictures of our cats. Let’s look at some of those from around the web now!

12. Thunder Buddies

“Watching a friend’s cat. There’s a thunderstorm outside. I’ve been like this for an hour.”

Watching a friends cat, there’s a thunderstorm outside. I’ve been like this for a hour. from aww

11. Throw that cat in a circle

“I just threw my belt on the floor.”

Threw my belt on the floor. Trap working as intended. from TheCatTrapIsWorking

10. Closer to sun = better naps

“My cat managed to climb through the skylight and just proceeds to sit there, 70 feet above the ground.”

My cat managed to climb through the skylight and just proceeds to sit there, 20 meters above the ground. from IfIFitsISits

9. If only he could read

“Loafing on his designated chair”

Loafing on his designated chair from Catloaf

8. The heat miser

“Kieran sitting right above our heating unit, blocking the warm air… Don’t worry, I made sure it wouldn’t burn his little toe beans!”

If I fits, I sits in the warm spot. Kieran sitting right above our heating unit blocking the warm air (don’t worry, I made sure it wouldn’t burn his little toe beans!) from blackcats

7. “Am loaf. Close door.”

“There’s a loaf in my fridge! He climbs in every time I start to cook, and I let him hang out there because it’s hot and he’s always wearing that thick furry coat.”

There’s a loaf in my fridge! He climbs in every time I start to cook, and I let him hang out there because it’s hot and he’s always wearing that thick furry coat. from Catloaf

6. It’s dangerous to go alone, take me

“First day back to work in a little over a week of hanging with him every day, he wouldn’t stop meowing until I let him climb up my body to be my scarf.”

First day back to work in a little over a week of hanging with him every day, he wouldn’t stop meowing until I let him climb up my body to be my scarf. from aww

5. Beware…

“During yoga I look up and see this! My cat watching me… ”

During yoga I look up and see this! My cat watching me… from AnimalsBeingDerps

4. He’s just letting it all sink in

“Took my cat to the vet.”

Took my cat to the vet from aww

3. Showered with affection

“My cat’s favorite place to sleep is now the shower, right after we use it. But i have to put a towel down first so she doesn’t get her polydactyls wet!”

My cat’s favorite place to sleep is now the shower, right after we use it. But i have to put a towel down first so she doesn’t get her polydactyls wet! from cats

2. Is a space suit

“I think someone’s got the wrong bed…”

I think someone’s got the wrong bed… from aww

1. Fill the bowl. I’M the bowl.

“If Dash fits…”

If Dash fits… from WhatsWrongWithYourCat

I think I read somewhere once that looking at cats lowers your blood pressure. I don’t know if that’s true because after looking through that gallery I’m actually feeling super anxious not being able to PET THE VERY CUTE CATS.

Do you have a cat? What’s your favorite thing about them?

Share in the comments.

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Drinking is pretty much the national pastime in the United States these days.

Hey, it’s fun and it helps to pass the time, okay?

If you consider yourself a bit of a boozehound, I think you’ll thoroughly enjoy these memes about drinkin’.

1. Nice try.

2. No more Jägermeister.

3. Don’t wanna hear it.

4. It is glorious.

5. That escalated quickly.

6. That wasn’t me.

7. I’m in love…

8. This is gonna be good.

9. Just go for it!

10. Not even thinking about it.

11. I’m doing just fine.

12. Bring it on!

13. Nothing wrong with that.

My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM pic.twitter.com/8iz80eXsEY

— The Guy (@FLJBieber) November 17, 2018

Now I need a drink!

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, tell us your most embarrassing and hilarious drunk story.

We know you have at least a few! Let’s hear ’em!

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Beggars can’t be choosers, okay?

If you find a very attractive woman and you hit it off with her, who cares if she’s a jailbird, right? If you feel this way, you might want to start looking into a Twitter account called Mugshawtys.

These women have all been arrested for one reason or another, but they have one thing in common: THEY’RE HOT.

Let’s take a look.

1. She’s a looker.

possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia pic.twitter.com/2DKGt8hriP

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 26, 2020

2. Just had a bad night.

leaving the scene of a crash causing serious bodily injury and leaving the scene of a crash causing property damage pic.twitter.com/9iyPzja7xp

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 21, 2020

3. Doesn’t seem that upset.

possession of a controlled substance and DUI pic.twitter.com/bM54MrMCOk

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 18, 2020

4. Four DUIs, huh…?

4th DUI and batter on a university police officer pic.twitter.com/jFon5OISGd

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 18, 2020

5. What a smile!

disorderly conduct pic.twitter.com/jJi1Js6GeR

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 16, 2020

6. Eyes are a little bloodshot.

driving while impaired pic.twitter.com/CPKzuIiheK

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 16, 2020

7. Bad girl.

possession of marijuana pic.twitter.com/vsIQhU8A8W

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 15, 2020

8. A total hottie.

DUI pic.twitter.com/wJAU9Pvi2R

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 19, 2020

9. Staring right through the camera lens.

public intoxication and disorderly conduct pic.twitter.com/ShBaLinYoJ

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) February 13, 2020

10. Deep into your soul.

violation of probation and failure to appear pic.twitter.com/MgXvEXMrLD

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) March 9, 2020

11. Goth girl.

domestic battery (attacked her boyfriend, while naked, after he refused to have sex with her) pic.twitter.com/6TtmGo2qzJ

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) March 7, 2020

12. Moonlights as a model.

unlawful driving, bringing firearms into vehicle, and gang enhancement pic.twitter.com/AHOoSM3yZa

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) March 7, 2020

13. One more for good measure.

possession of marijuana pic.twitter.com/Ls4p7CIoht

— mugshawtys (@mugshawtys) March 4, 2020

I would be proud to introduce any of these women with criminal records to my parents in a heartbeat.

Hey o!

What do you think? Have you ever been arrested? Has your significant other?

Talk to us in the comments! Tell us ALL the secrets!

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I love it when things like this get popular and take on a life of their own on Twitter.

Here’s the game: what are things that can be said during sex AND while playing a board game? Let the laughter begin!

Zing!

1. Probably not…

I really didn't think a Bishop was supposed to do that. #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/k8zrxoyyPM

— Flapdoodle (@godlessfool) March 8, 2020

2. That’s filthy.

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex

Yours had a lot of cream pic.twitter.com/8DAh4mNRLi

— CMC (@clack_cm) March 8, 2020

3. Get back down there.

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex
You have to go down again pic.twitter.com/tpYr9YhaU5

— Steve Long (@stevelong193) March 8, 2020

4. You’re paying for it.

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex That will be $200.00 pic.twitter.com/flyVdHduXj

— OnceAndFutureGambler (@GamblerOnce) March 9, 2020

5. Sorry about that.

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex Oops I slipped pic.twitter.com/LIuoYNctfL

— OnceAndFutureGambler (@GamblerOnce) March 9, 2020

6. All the time…

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex Sorry pic.twitter.com/YvbY32xhoK

— OnceAndFutureGambler (@GamblerOnce) March 9, 2020

7. Good Lord!

Professor Plum took the pipe to Miss Scarlet in the ballroom #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/BXrV9VB4uT

— Scott (@ScottyWaddyD) March 8, 2020

8. Really dirty stuff.

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex
How did all this stuff even fit in that box?

— MonsterTalk | In reSearch Of | The Horror Podcast (@DoctorAtlantis) March 8, 2020

9. Good for you!

#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex
I'm gonna swallow the most balls pic.twitter.com/Ml2KWR1Tra

— the loud house (@houseofchaos18) March 8, 2020

10. Get Mom involved!

Alright Mum, your turn! #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/DkBBr0z0Zk

— ?? (@PrimeOxlade) March 8, 2020

11. Be very gentle.

Pull it gently, don't touch the balls! #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/fQPT6reIT9

— Mike Fisher (@MikeFish183) March 8, 2020

12. Oh yeah!

Give me Ural#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/XhmpAlzbNg

— Dr Breaking dad (@bigchow84) March 9, 2020

13. Totally over it.

hurry up and finish cause this is boring #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/sEcuUBHhj2

— oscar (@oscamosca_) March 9, 2020

14. You did a good job.

All the right spots in under a minute!#SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/WM0zcrPxEq

— Tee-Zen Designs (@TeeZenDesigns) March 8, 2020

15. That’s very important.

Your pull out game is strong #SaidDuringBoardGamesAndSex pic.twitter.com/SUPeI7wiuR

— Wise and Just Ray রশ্মি (@TheRealStanRay) March 8, 2020

I told you this was gonna be funny!

Now we want you to join in!

Tell us your own things that could be said during sex AND during a board game.

Let’s see what ya got!

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Are we getting stupider or we were always this dumb but we just didn’t have social media to constantly amplify everything?

Who knows, honestly…but I will say that our collective stupidity is on full display with Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Let’s take a look at what I’m talking about.

1. Crabs and stuff.

2. Very close…

3. You really should’ve.

4. Urban cheese.

5. Oh, no!

6. They’ve actually been around for a while.

7. Watch a bowl.

8. I was wondering the same thing…

9. This is pretty good.

10. What to do?

11. Got him again!

12. Very crazy, indeed.

somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they 80. that’s crazy

— LIL GNAR (@lilgnar) January 1, 2020

13. Good question.

https://twitter.com/ColtMods_/status/1213955103415316480

Hahahaha. Wow…some people, I’ll tell ya…

Has someone in your life (on in your various social media feeds) done something really, really dumb lately?

Please share it with us in the comments!

Let’s keep this train a’ rollin’!

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Even if you’re a little dumb (I fall into that category), these people are gonna make you feel like a GENIUS.

Why, you ask?

Because the folks in these posts are…how should I say it…pretty stupid.

Let’s all make ourselves feel a little bit better by laughing at these people!

1. Vehicle will be toad.

2. This person is nuts.

3. Uh huh…

4. Auto-man to the rescue.

5. Makes perfect sense.

6. My favorite era.

7. Think about that one…

8. This is unreal.

9. Everyone in the USSR was named Conrad.

10. Yeah, dumbass.

11. I thought they were called…never mind.

12. And here we are as a society!

I don’t know about you, but I feel smarter…a little bit at least. Okay, maybe I’m just as dumb as they are, but I still laughed!

How about you? Talk to us in the comments! Or tell us a joke! Or tell us your IQ!

We don’t care! We’re just so lonely right now.

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Ladies, you’ve done it again…

Made us laugh, that is!

There are so many funny women on Twitter that it can be hard to keep up with all the hilarity.

Here’s a small sampling of what I’m talking about.

1. Not listening.

this has been me since the CDC said not to touch your face pic.twitter.com/C3mUiZmzdq

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 5, 2020

2. I see what you did there!

I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely pic.twitter.com/QderUhkbHg

— Cat Wall (@cat_wall_) March 4, 2020

3. She’s right…

You can’t call it “pandemic” unless it’s from the Pandemic region of France, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Flu

— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 5, 2020

4. That is funny.

I have been laughing at the sign on the back door of this Tim Hortons all evening pic.twitter.com/KnlLhc6ghb

— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) March 5, 2020

5. That’s a lie!

Biggest liars are those who pretend they prefer natural peanut butter to reg peanut butter. Yeah have fun stirring that oil

— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) March 1, 2020

6. Something to worry about.

Today I’m choosing to put all my anxious energy into worrying that the Tik Tok teens are going to bring back low-rise pants

— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) March 3, 2020

7. I’m a little behind.

fuck i forgot to get anything done today and also for the past 20 years

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 3, 2020

8. You found The One.

a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!

— Kelly O'Connor (@heyitskellyy) March 3, 2020

9. Seems like a great guy to me.

and they say chivalry is dead pic.twitter.com/gtq9cLnMSt

— lili michelle (@lilsmichelle) March 1, 2020

10. Hahahaha OMG.

WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT??? pic.twitter.com/eVJkosgOBX

— victoria (@filmtrashed) March 3, 2020

11. He wasn’t wrong.

in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it’s me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.

— ????????? (@spinubzilla) February 29, 2020

12. Gonna have a great weekend.

I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it’s not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities. pic.twitter.com/C3edUsgZzH

— Jill Bennett (@jillreports) February 29, 2020

13. Way too much to deal with.

They shouldn’t have tried to hold an election AND teach Americans how to wash their hands, all in the same week. It was too much. We were overwhelmed.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) March 4, 2020

Those ladies are F-U-N-N-Y.

Do you follow any hilarious women on Twitter that we should know about?

Tell us about them in the comments so we can start following them, too!

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